Zoey Valentine's Tales

Come join my sissy army

This will look fabulous on you

Yes, you

Let's get this one hitched up so it can pull me.

Hello!

Anyone there? I'm still here!!!

Outdoor markets

Yes these outdoor Christmas markets can get a lil cold. Let me finish my coffee and I can get you...hooked up LOL

All set up

Okay Paul, the chain is hidden, if you need a bathroom break ....(psst he doesn't get bathroom breaks. lifts his skirt) LOL oh right. Well here, hand out the store flyer. Have fun.

A peek

Here is a peek at what will be happening to Paul this holiday season

Don't blame me

Well Paul, Eelco had the lovely idea of you promoting our costumes, so we'll be sending you out to the malls for this holiday season. Good idea isn't it, LMAO

Sales Meeting

You know the rules Paul. Whoever has the lowest sales has to be the office mascot for the month. And to be honest, you're so adorable you can keep being on the bottom LOL

Gentle tugs

What a perfect place for your leash, lol. I can lead you with two fingers lol

We're hiring

Pretty femmebois apply within

I have a mission

We need to make every man dress like this. please please please. HE's SO FLUFFY

edible

OMG Toy, YUMMMMM

Such a dear

Oh you are a sweetie. With Jess bailing as my bridesmaid last minute, you are a life saver for volunteering.

I just said I wish I could help...not...

And you did ;)

Not a he

OMG he's so adorable now.

Well he's not a "he" anymore. LOL

LOL right, it's so cute!!!!

One or two changes

Finally awake I see.

What did you do to me?

Only what you requested.

Requested?!! I didn't request anything!

Why are they laughing

(Translation) Let's get him snipped and make him a real toy. LOL

wtf

The realization that you get more compliments, more women wanting you, when your looking like this.

OMG He's sooo cute I could die

Mine

Let's just cuff those wrists.

Wait!!!

Annnd I got this nice hat for you.

I have College classes today!!!

Well, you'll be the prettiest one there. All mine now

Silly Toy

You silly toy, everyone could speak English the whole time, you're just soooo cute

Free sample

Oh god they changed my user name. omg I can't type that in everyday!

What!!!

Not again!!! you said you understood.

Ya I understand, you came in pretty I freshen you up.

NO I said I DIDN'T want this

Why no want, you pretty. I sew on so you stay pretty, is g...

nonono

Nooo not again!! I said short hair, not short dresss!!!!

Stop!

Stop stop stop!!! I came in for a hair cut, a trim! I'm a man!! Does anyone speak English! Stop!!!

RAWR

Oh darling, you look positively edible

Chubby

Oh LOOK!! Someone is excited

US Election

Candy doll and Zoey pray for the future

Relax

b but everyone is staring.

Well duh, LOL

Did you?

Did you just cum? LOL

YearBook

Hey Dad, found your old yearbook. This girl looks like you. Umm oh, so it does. Says 1st years initiation.

Hmm interesting

It's small

Oh please, that plug is small. Here, let me pump it up a bit......There now that's a big plug LOL. Oh you'll get used to it.