Custom gif: ANOTHER PRETTY PATRON

This Tight Leather-tier patron has returned for a Princess Peach-ification!
2024-02-25 17:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

This Tight Leather-tier patron has returned for a Princess Peach-ification!
2024-02-25 17:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you mean, I look good in a bikini? I'm not wearing a bikini! I'm a man!
2024-02-23 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Zach was bragging to his friends about how he'd slept with Monica, and he told them all about her silly...
2024-02-21 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Girlitis can strike suddenly and without warning. One moment you're a guy, and then - ACHOO! -...
2024-02-19 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Wife: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I've decided to make you a tasty chocolate treat!<...
2024-02-14 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Ugh, just look at this ridiculous headline. "Bimboitis Cases on the Rise!" I can't believe people actua...
2024-02-12 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
This Tight Leather-tier patron appears to have developed a serious case of Brown Sugar Syndrome!
2024-02-11 17:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
What is it now, Mariana? You've already used your magic to steal my money and my mansion, and you've pu...
2024-02-09 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
He'd always been a bit insecure about his masculinity, so he brewed up a magic potion that was supposed...
2024-02-07 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"I warned you, Jimmy. I said that if you failed me again, there would be consequences. Well, you made a...
2024-02-05 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Come on, Lisa! When you asked me if you could cast that spell to swap our genders, you said it'd only b...
2024-02-02 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site whe...
2024-02-02 05:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hey, did you guys just feel a weird tremor? Kind of like an earthquake, but more... bouncy?"<...
2024-01-31 17:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Husband: I'm sorry I cheated, babe... but I swear, I've learned my lesson!

Oops! When I cast a spell to make myself super sexy, this wasn't quite what I had in mind!
2024-01-26 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Steve was sensitive and artistic, and his older brother Brian was always making his life hell.
"Y...
2024-01-24 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI won't bore you with the particulars of how it happened, but I haven't been getting my Patreon messages since early December. Most of the private messages I get tend to be requests for custom gifs...
2024-01-24 01:41:21 +0000 UTC View Post
When he wrote his ex's name and number on the restroom wall ("For a good time, call...") he didn't know...
2024-01-22 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
"This is it, Elinor! I'm leaving you!"
"Well, I hate to see you go... but I'm gonna love 2024-01-19 17:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post

"Why's this part of the ocean called the Bimbo Triangle, anyway?"
"There's a local legend that an...
2024-01-17 17:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoa! It looks like I accidentally ran this makeover app on the girl setting! I can't believe ...
2024-01-15 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
INT. GIRL'S DORM. DAY.
A pretty girl in a school uniform is sitting on her b...
2024-01-12 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
"Here you go, honey. I carried the baby for the first four and half months... now you can do t...
2024-01-10 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Alien invaders have arrived, and their rayguns instantly transform Earthlings into bikini bimbos with b...
2024-01-08 17:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, very funny, Brenda! Come on, give me back my manhood!
What do you mean, it's yours n...
2024-01-05 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hey, guys. I know you wanna see more of my new bod, but I can only show so much on Patreon! If only Mi...
2024-01-01 17:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostThis year has been a lot. The last few years have been a lot, but this year has been a lot of a lot. We've been struggling with illness in my family at the same time I've had my own health...
2024-01-01 03:13:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, no! This poor guy has misplaced his manhood... and if he can't find it, he might be stuck as a bust...
2023-12-29 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post