Gif: THE MERMAID CURSE

All the men of Travis' family were afflicted with a strange curse: whenever they got wet, they turn...
2025-11-12 17:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post

All the men of Travis' family were afflicted with a strange curse: whenever they got wet, they turn...
2025-11-12 17:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m telling you, this tradwife thing is the best idea anyone’s had in years! The probl...
2025-11-10 17:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
INTERIOR – LIVING ROOM – EVENING
A small apartment. LUCY, a pretty blon...

My roommate told me to never go in her room, but I just had to snoop around and see what she was hi...
2025-11-03 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
INTERIOR – COSTUME SHOP – EVENING
A young couple is sitting on a cou...
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"Oh, no! When I wished I had what it takes to be sexy and popular, I didn't mean THIS!"
N...
2025-10-29 16:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
"Ouchie! What was that?!"
"You idiot! I told you not to touch my magical artifact!"
"Om...
2025-10-27 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, and of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought!
But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I ...
2025-10-25 19:44:00 +0000 UTC View Post
INTERIOR. BEDROOM. NIGHT.
A macho HUSBAND sits on a bed stool beside his cu...

Jerry had always been a terrible dancer. Just the thought of moving in front of people made him pan...
2025-10-22 16:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
"I used to joke that it was a shame we didn’t have our girls serving martinis around the office, ...
2025-10-20 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
A previous version of this caption referenced a website featuring material not shown on this platfo...
2025-10-18 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
EXT. APARTMENT COURTYARD. DAY.
A cocky NERD is standing with a casually-...
2025-10-16 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI accidentally posted Wednesday's gif a day early, so this week I'll be shufflin' the schedule around a bit and Friday's gif will post on Thursday instead. The hypothetical weekend gif on my hypoth...
2025-10-15 22:20:22 +0000 UTC View Post
INTERIOR. COLLEGE CLASSROOM. DAY.
DUKE, a cocky football player in a red...
2025-10-14 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
When Albert ducked into the Cupcake Cutie Café during his Tokyo vacation, he was delighted by the ...
2025-10-13 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostThe hypothetical password for my hypothetical website somehow got borked up. It's fixed now. Thanks to those who alerted me!
2025-10-12 21:10:43 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, and of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought!
But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I ...
2025-10-12 05:36:11 +0000 UTC View Post
LOU: How's the magic coming along?
DREW: Pretty good, actua...
2025-10-10 16:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
EXTERIOR. HOTEL POOLSIDE. DAY.
Two buddies lounge in deck chairs. A gorg...
2025-10-08 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
"When Sebastien the Fashion Wizard asked me to join him onstage for a 'magical makeover,' I had no ...
2025-10-06 16:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, and of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought!
But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I ...
2025-10-04 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The market was out of his regular vitamin water, so he grabbed a bottle of something called Bikini ...
2025-10-03 16:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
[EXT. CITY STREET – NIGHT]
Police sirens wail, red-and-blue lights...

INTERIOR. LIVING ROOM. DAY.
As we FADE IN we hear corny old sitcom music...
2025-09-29 16:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, and of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought!
But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I ...
2025-09-28 20:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I discovered the magic word by accident. If I said it I'd transform into a gorgeous blonde woman, a...
2025-09-26 16:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
EXTERIOR. FIELD. DAY.
Two gruff male soldiers are standing outside of a ...
2025-09-24 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post