An astronaut landed on the Moon with the worst luck ever, because near him rested a weakened but relentless cosmic horror, the only and powerful Sinistar! He came from the other corner of the galaxy, and has been sleeping even before Earth was formed. What could a mere mortal do against him?
Of course Sinistar possessed his body, twisting it as it wanted, and made a vow to keep him forever, as he ate and conquered every celestial body, making him grow every time. Such a privilege to live forever and acquire the power of the cosmos itself, right? ó3o