Alured de Valer

Victory Tour (Part 270)

Friday, Nov. 16

GAME DAY — FIRST ROUND, WILDCATS

I awoke a little after 6 feeling amazingly refreshed, much better than yesterday. Maybe I oughta fall asleep sucking ...

Victory Tour (Part 269)

"What have you gotten yourself into now, young man?" Miss Carla demanded as she came our way. "Marvin was in a panic when he found out you just took off like that. And you've been warned about gett...

Victory Tour (Part 268)

The last thing I needed right now was to be around people. Even the thought of going to one of the restaurants near campus didn't appeal to me.

It didn't help my mood that there was quite a b...

Victory Tour (Part 267)

I dropped Sherry at the southeast entrance, telling her I'd bring her bag, and pulled around to my assigned spot.

It felt considerably warmer when I got out and opened the trunk. A look at th...

Victory Tour (Part 266)

Thursday, Nov. 15

"You'd better get up, Daddy," a voice I thought I should recognize announced, forcing its way into my consciousness. "It's almost 7."

"OK, baby," I replied automatical...

Victory Tour (Part 265)

Practice turned out to be mostly uneventful. I don't know if Coach Tucker said anything, but for the most part the defense stayed far enough away from me to not cause any problems. And I didn't go ...

Victory Tour (Part 264)

I followed the head coach and principal across the hall and through the locker room to my latest execution. Neither man looked all that pleased with me for some reason.

I sat in what I'd come...

A little something that popped into my head

My mind takes some weird turns from time to time.

Case in point: These two YouTube videos about the Star Wars universe.

For some reason, I started hearing President Trump whenever they ...

Victory Tour (Part 263)

I read and made more notes on Act II, Scene 2 all through first period as my laptop and phone sucked up electricity. There were some things I was going to have to look up. Like "a good kissing carr...

Victory Tour (Part 262)

Wednesday, Nov. 14

OK, I'm starting to get spoiled sharing a bed with two girls. This was — what — the third time in the last four days? And doing so in a queen bed was quite cozy.

...

Victory Tour (Part 261)

Coach Tucker stepped out of the fieldhouse, blew a few blasts on his whistle and guys started lining up for calisthenics.

I was in a weird mood as we went through the exercises. The deal with...

Victory Tour (Part 260)

Chuck and I loaded up and were soon on our way. I don't know if it was because of the weather or something else, but there wasn't a lot of traffic trying to get out of here today.

"What'd you...

Victory Tour (Part 259)

I pulled around to my parking spot, grabbed the bags out of the trunk and hurried inside. It wasn't super cold out this morning, but the knowledge the temp was hovering around freezing seemed to ma...

Victory Tour (Part 258)

Tuesday, Nov. 13

I again woke up with multiple soft female forms pressed against me. It took a bit for me to understand my situation.

It couldn't be Arlene and Jan again. They were out...

Victory Tour (Part 257)

I made it out to the field and took my spot for calisthenics as The Boss made the speakers surrounding us vibrate.

"Cadillac, Cadillac. Long and dark, shiny and black."

"Man, who knew w...

Victory Tour (Part 256)

"What did you do to Marie?" Rhonda spat venomously when she got close.

At least she wasn't getting in my face, but several of my teammates perked up at the mention of another girl in my life....

Victory Tour (Part 255)

I should have stretched before I started running, but that would have required sitting on wet turf. My tushy was against the idea. So I started slowly and gradually increased my pace as I went. By ...

Victory Tour (Part 254)

Monday, Nov. 12

It was still dark when I woke up. A look at the alarm clock showed it was almost 5:30. I don't know how much of that was because I was still getting used to the time change an...

Victory Tour (Part 253)

I stepped out of the office to see several chairs from my dining table spread out in the living room where the occupants could see the TV without blocking the view from the couch. I noticed the sta...

Victory Tour (Part 252)

I thought about the topics discussed at the club as I drove back to Arlene's. The thought of marrying one of my girlfriends wasn't distasteful, I just wasn't looking for that to happen until I was ...

Victory Tour (Part 251)

Sunday, Nov. 11

I came awake slowly, surrounded by soft sensations. Something wasn't right. I remembered being alone when I went to bed last night.

Then I remembered just where I went t...

Victory Tour (Part 250)

"Thank you, baby," I said, accepting the clothes, which Marie instantly took back when she saw I was about to just drape them over the desk.

"Men," she muttered with a hint of exasperation. "...

Victory Tour (Part 249)

At the Osborne house, I noticed most of the small furniture and boxes had been loaded into the U-Haul. What remained outside wouldn't take long to load. I'm not sure each of my teammates would be r...

Victory Tour (Part 248)

"As safe as it's going to be," Arlene smirked.

The psychologist and a nervous-looking refugee emerged and immediately became the focus of attention, which took some of the heat off me at Lupi...

The deal with Part 247

Part 247 is currently hidden because it "doesn't meet our Community Guidelines," according to Patreon.

"Patre...

Victory Tour (Part 246)

"Good morning, dear," Grandma said as Ccookshack's open sign flickered on. "How's your shoulder?"

"The trainers think it was just a pinched nerve," I said, moving to hold the door for all the...

Victory Tour (Part 245)

Saturday, Nov. 10

Marie woke me up about 7:15. An indication of how out of it I was after taking Josephine around the world last night should be that I never noticed either of my pets exiting...

Victory Tour (Part 244)

"I have to do what now?" I asked in mild confusion as the woman fidgeted and blushed prettily.

"You have to save her, Daddy," Marie begged. "She's a pet who's been left a stray and I'm afraid...

Victory Tour (Part 243)

I was awakened by someone gently shaking my shoulder. That was much nicer than how the trainers had reacted two weeks ago. When I went out and threw six touchdown passes against the Hawks.

I ...

Billy Bob and Katya

By Gary Robinson (as told to Alured de Valer)

Billy Bob Barnes dragged himself out of bed that Saturday morning to tend to his chores. He again asked himself wh...