"My technology is far more superior than yours!"
The booming voice echoed out amidst the blazing bright form that erupted from the heart of the city, only matched by the rumbling quake of collapsing skyscrapers. As the light began to dim enough to see, the remaining populace could only gawk at the massive Raccoon towering over downtown. Soon a second bright light pierced the heavens...
"Fuck you, MY technology is better!"
The second glow resolved itself into an equally massive Absol, the pair grinning and sizing each other up. One had a growth ray, and the other had gloves to channel his growth...
Without another word, they began to settle this difference the only way they knew how, and the city barely had time to gasp in shock before everything became drowned in light, and swallowed in darkness...