Lewd Oneshot #1: Snek Snuggles

A/N: So here's the result of our first lewd poll. I wrote this all in one go, in one sitting, as the lewdness came to me in a fucking dream quest of unknown kadath.

Not kidding.

Some notes in re: Smolverse - Consider this canon unless/until it's not. It's set many years in the future after the first book of the Smolverse closes. 

Also, doing the [] bit for all the dialogue is a bit tiring, and since it's just two people in this story I figure it wouldn't be terribly confusing if I made it so everyone talks in " ". Commbeads are still there, but, yanno.

Anyway. Enjoy.

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Caroline sat in the den with the lights dimmed, soft blanket wrapped around her form. She was scrolling absentmindedly through her tablet, glancing at shows that once brought her joy - but now no longer. Although her snafu had already been resolved and things more or less were back to normal she still... the phrase "once bitten twice shy" would describe her aptly.

The den the Jornissians had moved her into was comfortable; it was twice as large as her previous room, with multiple shallow indentations in the floor (which if she ever traveled to Japan she would say felt like a tatami mat). Some of these indentations came with very comfortable pillows and fluffy blankets and it was there in one of them that she decided to make her nest.

Well... the Jornissians would call it a nest; Caroline had simply reverted back to that five-year-old logic of "if it's outside of my blanket cocoon it can't hurt me", and quite frankly was in no mood to face the rest of the galaxy.

It was precisely because of her demeanor after the Special Galactic Council got through with her... and the Senate hearings... and then the press, and the random people coming up to her on the street that her friends (who were basically the reason for all of this trouble) decided to do something about it. And so it was through the ancient and secret rites of "not it" that engineering lead Hsan found himself outside of her new abode. 

He carried with him an apology basket of sorts: it was filled with things that their own Internet research had deemed humans desired above all things. Things such as Appletinis, food in the shape of animals, various things to feel, and specifically for female humans, chocolate. 

Hsan frowned a little bit as he was unable to determine what this "death" that the people of Carolines' generation longed for – surely it couldn't be real death but as to what it was he may never know. Hopefully the gift basket would still be enough to start smoothing things over.

Coiling around himself just a little bit tighter he pressed the greeting button on the door and waited for a response.

He shifted nervously, and then press the button once again.

As he pressed the button a third time the door suddenly flung open, a disgruntled Caroline staring up at him. Her emotions shifted rapidly upon seeing who was at the door, cycling through astonishment, rage, disappointment, sorrow - until something inside of her just gave up and she settled on disgruntled acceptance.

"What do you want" she said, voice dripping with venom.

Flinching internally,  Hsan thrust the basket forward, his prepared speech asking for forgiveness immediately forgotten. "Thum-erh, Caroline. We are sorry we could not bring you death."

She blinked owlishly, slowly looking between the pleading face of her former shipmate/boss and the torso sized gift basket that was now pressing against her. "I, uh...what?"

Hsan began to babble in earnest. "Eshhsan, Ssharnak, Ashhs'skk and some others of the crew did some research to find out how we could help you – we are really truly sorry, we just wanted to know more about you and everything sorta slipped out of our scales. We got you things to feel and edible animals but I couldn't find this 'TBH death fam' that we found in an expanded node and so-."

Caroline just stood there studying his face. It was obvious that he was contrite (if not still an idiot) but now, for everything that had happened the only real problem was that she was a minor celebrity. She hadn't died and things were turning out okay in almost every other aspect of her life...

Maybe a little bit of forgiveness was in order after all.

"Do you want to come in and maybe watch some shows with me? You know, the thing I would have done for you anyway if you guys had just asked?" She said, a sly grin spreading across her face.

 Hsan flinched but smiled in turn making his way across the threshold. " I would enjoy that very much, engineer Caroline."

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The thing about "Netflix and chill" that most people don't realize is that there is a lots of downtime between the "Netflix" and the "and chill" part. 

Caroline and Hsan slowly filled that time with conversation, with exploration (and to Hsan's chagrin, proper explanations) of the gift basket and yes, even with ordered in food. It turns out Thai take out was making a bit of a splash at Luna station, and Hsan had a few vendors on speed dial. 

Caroline, for her part, was beginning to remember why she enjoyed spending time with the Jornissians and was slowly warming back up her former colleague.

"But really why did he spend all that effort just making fancy food to only eat a little bit of it?" Hsan asked, popping spring rolls like they were popcorn.

"It's a test of skill you nerd. The Great British Baking Show is a Terran treasure! Besides you have to admit - the antigravity scone pyramid is pretty bad ass."

"Mmh. Fair enough." Hsan said coiling in on himself a little tighter. "Did they have taken you a heating controls for this room? I'm just noticing I'm getting a little sluggish here."

"Heating control? No I don't think - is that like the AC? Honestly I can tell you they didn't give me anything except control for the lights and the bathroom. Are you going to be okay?"

Hsan gave a bit of a shrug." I mean I'm not going to die, but it might get uncomfortable if my temperature drops too low."

Caroline sighed softly. This was her friend, and she knew body language didn't translate universally across species, but even then what she was pondering may have certain.... connotations. However, Hsan was always kind to her, never treated her any different than the rest of the crew – well  physiology aside – and always enjoyed spending time with her. Hopefully this wouldn't make things too awkward.

With a slight blush, Caroline made up her mind. "If you lose some of the harder bits of your outfit, I wouldn't mind sharing my blanket with you." She said, wiggling in her blanket cocoon.

Hsan thought for a moment, looking at Caroline through the dim light of the room. It was a look that seemed to carry a little bit of weight. For a brief moment Caroline wondered what  Hsan had been researching, and if it really was as innocent as he'd claimed. 

Before she could call it off, Hsan began to strip. It was in a professional manner, and not erotic in any way – you're able to tell the two apart quickly if you ever worked with people in clean rooms, decontamination areas or spaceship airlocks. The only thing that really surprised Caroline was that he stripped completely, neatly folding his clothing to the side

"W-woah, I uh, um." Caroline stuttered, blushing. 

"What?"

"I just...uh. I thought you'd keep something on, is all. You know, for uh, decency's sake."

Hsan started at Caroline flatly. "Caroline. If were going to share heat, I need as much skin on skin contact as possible."

"Yeah, I just, ah."

The two of them stared at each other, Caroline blushing hotly while Hsan tilted his head and slight confusion. Wordlessly Caroline opened up her cocoon, inviting in the much larger Jornissian. If the fact that he was now effectively nude and she was only in her underwear wasn't going to bother him, then it wasn't going to bother her.

Caroline didn't know what to expect, but one of the things that she absolutely was not anticipating was for Hsan to very quickly dart in to her cocoon head-first, his upper torso quickly filling the space that Caroline had offered. Against her will she found herself being spun around as Hsan's body began to slowly and gently coil around her underneath the blanket. In a matter of moments it was over; the slightly-cooler-than-room-temperature body of her Jornissian friend had wrapped around her completely, his chest pressed against her back, arms wrapped around her front and the rest of him coiled down her body. She tensed up naturally, and it was only after a few moments that she began to relax.

"Good God  Hsan ! You begin a little warning next time!" Caroline protested, squirming in his coils.

With an amused purr,  Hsan rested his chin on the top of her head. "So you're saying there's going to be a next time?"

He was rewarded with this swift elbow to his ribs which, sadly, did nothing to dissuade him. After the initial freaking out the next hour or so sped by relatively quickly, the temperature under the blankets slowly increasing. 

Being an impromptu heating rod, Caroline could feel Hsan's muscles beginning to relax. Caroline herself begin to stretch and wiggle a little bit, adjusting the tablet every so often to provide a better view or to answer questions that her friend had. In fact, everything would have gone along quite swimmingly if it wasn't for the fact that when she stretched her arms out to adjust the tablet again Hsan, with no forewarning, reached forward, slid his hands under her bra and cupped her breasts.

Her first instinct was to scream, and demand to know what the hell was going on. What came out of her mouth instead was "Jesus, your fingers are ice!"

Hsan nuzzled the top of her head apologetically. "I'm sorry! You're a good heater, but my extremities are still in pain. Is it okay to warm myself up like this?"

Caroline swallowed. Jornissian females didn't look anything like human females – at least to Caroline's eyes – and again, body language is not a universal constant, so there was a good chance that Hsan really didn't know any better. Besides, if Caroline were to admit it, it had been a few years since anyone had touched her that way...

"I-it's fine. Just be gentle." she murmured, as Hsan nodded. And for another episode, things remained more or less the same. It was only as the heat began to return to his fingers and he started to wiggle and knead them did Caroline realize that not rocking the boat may have been a mistake. 

His ministrations were firm and gentle, curious and eager. As a wet heat bloomed in her nethers she began to squirm, which apparently only encouraged Hsan. She thought about telling him to stop, or to slow down, or possibly even encouraging him to knead certain other places, but in the end she felt that once his hands were warm enough they would go back around her torso and this would be forgot.

That illusion lasted for about 5 minutes, when in curiosity Hsan gently tweaked her nipples.

"H-hey!"

Hsan shifted and crested over her head looking at her upside down with concern. "Is something wrong? These fat glands you have on your chest are phenomenal hand warmers! I'm sorry if I'm getting overzealous but these are so much better than the heat gloves they give us in basic."

"It's not that..."she murmured, blushing furiously. "J-just, can you stop? Please?"

Hsan froze for a moment and studied Caroline - a slowly dawning look of realization spreading across his face. "This, uh... This is a sex thing isn't it?"

The silence wasn't helped by the fact that Caroline didn't meet his eyes. 

"I-I'm sorry - really! I just, I ah. I didn't know! All humans always dress in clothing so I didn't - and you didn't tell me an-"

Caroline reached up and gently gripped his larger hands, resting them on her sides. "It's okay, it's okay. I didn't tell you because I didn't want to make it a big deal, and you obviously weren't trying to get lucky with me."

"Y-yeah, yeah. Sides are ok?"

"Yes. Just, keep them above the hips." Caroline said, still blushing furiously. For a few moments the show was forgotten, both friends processing what had just occurred.

" Why... Why did you wait so long to tell me that?"

" Look, can we just drop it?" Caroline huffed, her arms now wrapped around her chest. the discarded bra lost in Hsan's coils. "It's just going to make everything weird."

"...was it feeling good for y-"

Exasperated, Caroline flung her hands up, batting at Hsan's head. "Yes! Okay!? It is been years since anyone has touched me like that, and it just felt nice to be held and cuddled for a while. It's not my fault!"

"Are humans supposed to mate frequently? You were on our ships for at least 4 of your months..."

"Wh - just. I guess?! It depends on the human and - ohgodIcan'tbelievewe'retalkingaboutthis." Caroline spoke into her hands.

"Well, What if we didn't make it weird?"  Hsan suggested surprisingly seriously. 

Caroline looked up as she felt Hsan shift, the coils around her tightening and loosening as he spun her around to face her. "If you wanted to just keep it to today, I'm fine with that – we are still friends – but even if you wanted something longer, multi-species relationships aren't as uncommon as you think. We wouldn't have to worry about a risk of pregnancy... unless you've been taking some gene therapy that I do not know about..."

"Well no, but how would – I mean not that I haven't thought about it but, just the mechanics..."

"Do you want to find out? I hasn't theories of my own, not that I ever thought in a million years I'd have a chance to... Test them"

The two friends sat there looking at each other in the dim light of the room

"I-if you're gentle. And if we have a safe word - and if I say stop you stop."

Hsan nodded softly. "So what do you need to do in order to get ready?"

Caroline has stated for just a moment before her hands slid down her sides ripping her panties gently tugging them down. Since she was still supported mostly by Hsan's coils she was able to shimmy out of them easier, and soon found herself resting nude against his form. "Ah, well... just this if we want to rush into it."

"And if we don't?"

"Well there's always, ah, foreplay. You know, building anticipation for the main event."

"So like courtship rituals or...?"

"Well I - no. You remember what you were doing with my breasts? That could be considered foreplay, in a way. Gentle touching and caressing, exploring your partners body, that sort of thing. Some of our better lovers," Caroline added thoughtfully, "also perform oral sex before penetration – the act of using your tongue and mouth to bring your partners to climax."

Hsan said something that her translator did not pick up and lowered his head, nipping gently at Caroline shoulder. "I will do these things, and I will be gentle." 

Caroline's arms reached out her hands resting on the back of Hsans' hood, fully exposing herself to her new lover. "Okay..."

Slowly Hsan kissed his way down Caroline's front, his hands reaching up to gently knead and tease her breasts. His long body formed an artificial wall behind her and the force of his muzzle's kisses on her chest and torso pressed her against it in short, firm bursts. He leaned her back to rest solely on top of him as he made his way down to her hips, his broad head and wide hood spreading her legs apart slightly.

"Yeah - ah...j-just like that." Caroline encouraged, her hands scratching the back and top of Hsan's head. "Now the first slit you see i-IIH~!" she gasped as a square, thick tongue slid into her with frightening ease before sliding back out just as quick. There was another untranslated murmur as Caroline tried to catch her breath. "S-so, that's th-HHHUUHN~" 

It seemed Hsan wouldn't let her get a word in edgewise as his tongue invaded her again, sliding deeper and deeper, passing her immediate sensitive folds and giving her an immense feeling of fullness. Hsans' tongue continued to push inside her, coiling and throbbing as it explored her most intimate dimensions. Her thighs strained to close shut, to force the head between them to stay there - but her new lover was too strong and she remained open, exposed, her fingers clawing desperately at the back of his head. For a few minutes she stayed like this, hunched over her larger lover as he probed, lapped and licked her insides.

"Ple-Hnn- Hsan! HSAN, PLEAS-" She was close and she knew it. Unfortunately she had no way to tell him that in any way that he would understand. With a concerned glance up Hsan tilted his head back, dragging his tongue out of the human - sliding it firmly against the top of her opening, and accidentally across her clit. It was too much too fast and with a scream Caroline came hard. Hsan darted forward his arms, coils tightening around her as he looked her in the face with concern. "Caroline? Caroline - are you ok?!"

She shuddered, three years of pent up desire released in a moment far too long in coming. "Yeah, yeah I'm - just give me a moment." She said breathlessly, her hands weekly resting on the inside of his hood. "You did, really, really good."

He smiled, planting another kiss on her forehead. "Well, this foreplay stuff is easier than I thought..." He said, keeping his hold tight across her body. "Just let me know when and what to do next."

Caroline let Hsan hold her there for a few minutes, letting herself come down from the fierce orgasm. She knew what the next step was, but if that was his tongue....

It was a big step. But really was it any bigger than anything else that happened? They darted across so many lines it's not like they would or could go back to being "just friends", and anyway Hsan was nice - dare she say nicer and cuter than some of the other guys she had entertained.

"Well, next you... show me yours." She she said, blushing hotly. Hsan nuzzled the top of her head again, delivering a few gentle kisses as she shifted in his coils. He tilted her head down with his muzzle as he slid his hips around, presenting her with his manhood...s.

"T-two?" Caroline said, seeing them throb in unison against her bare skin. Each member was pointed with a rippled head, with curved ridges travelling along the tapered shaft to a base as thick as her fist. They were about the length and size of her forearm - there's no way they'd fit, and it was almost comical to think so, but how they rested against her stomach... it's almost as if he was showing her how deep he'd go. How much of her he would explore. What he'd claim.

"It's...yeah. Female Jornissians have two, you would call them vaginas. They can choose to make either one or both of them fertile, so we adapted to the circumstances and give us the best possible shot at impregnation. I uh, hope my size isn't a disappointment" he said bashfully. "I don't know how I measure up to your human mates..."

Caroline looked up at him drunk with lust and astonishment. "You are going to shut up with that talk and fuck me right now."

"Yes ma'am." He said, and Caroline felt herself being moved again. "How do I make sure you're not hurt?"

Caroline bit her lip and thought for a moment. "Use the lower one, ah, so I can see h-how... how deep you go." She squeaked out, her hands gripping Hsan's forearms. 

"Yes ma'am." He purred, huskily, as the living wall she rested against tilted her up and back. "Do I just go in all at once? When I was tasting you, you tasted fertile, and I made sure I could fit..."

"No! No, s-slow. Slowly." She panted, eyes transfixed on his cocks. She missed the nod of acknowledgment that he gave her, and barely registered the feeling of his lips on her head and neck - because she watched him slowly angle his hips, press his alien cockhead against her entrance, and push. She offered no resistance; her pussy was slick with desire and welcomed him in greedily. Surprisingly, his cocks were hot - his body's adaptation to entice a cold-blooded female to mate with him as long as possible being a welcome surprise to Caroline. His rippled head scraped against her insides as he pushed forward; her body shuddered as she saw him disappear into her, his free cockhead slowly sliding up against her pubic hair, to her panty line, slowly up to her waistline-

Caroline groaned as the sense of fullness returned, the tapered ridges now thrumming against her labia and clit as she was stretched.

Hsan stopped, his free cockhead throbbing in tandem with the one buried inside her, a few inches below her belly button. "S-so...so hot."

"Y-yeah." Caroline agreed, her legs wrapping as far around his waist as was possible. They held themselves together like that for a moment, each one adjusting to the other. Caroline pressed herself up, popping her hips forward and making Hsan's free cock jump. He responded by shifting his body, her ankles now caught between rows of coils, making them immobile. 

"What...what now?" Hsan asked, looking Caroline in the eyes with barely-controlled lust and, dare I say it, a little love. "How...how do I breed you?"

"Mmmn...move hips. F-friction." She said, trying to pop her hips again. Hsan hissed, leaning down to nip her shoulder roughly. "Do you want to be bred like a human... or like a Jornissian?"

"Yes." Caroline responded, her fingers digging into his scales. She stared back at Hsan defiantly, playfully, gyrating her hips from side to side.

Without breaking eye contact, Hsan moved inside her - Caroline gasped in surprise as his cock throbbed and grew, rippling itself against her insides. His upper cock, mimicking the one inside her, suddenly curved down and began to draw a lewd circle in the air. 

Caroline whined as Hsan explored her, letting out little gasps and cries of pleasure as his member pressed into a sensitive spot, or withdrew from another place completely. She writhed in his unrelenting grip, reaching up to grab his jaw and thrust his face against hers, kissing him desperately. The same square, fat tongue that had explored her depths did so again, filling her mouth and wrapping around her tongue, constricting it gently - mirroring in private what their bodies were doing publicly. She became breathless, desperate, pushing and twisting the best she could against him, her hips rolling on his own; she didn't know when he had hilted her - or how - but the feeling was indescribable. The base of his top cock pressed tightly against her clit, and his bottom cock stretched her out and both were throbbing and squirming an-

Muffled by Hsan's maw Caroline cried out again, her body shuddering as another fierce orgasm wracked through her frame. She beat her fists against his chest and flared hood, clawing desperately at iron-hard scales as Hsan gave her no rest, no peace - his member still probed and scraped against her clenching walls.

If anything, the clenching encouraged him, and after the third orgasm Caroline began to lose track of time. Jornissians were endurance lovers, it seemed, and Hsan showed no signs of stopping. To Caroline, there was nothing outside of this room, outside of the blanket still loosely wrapped around them, outside of the press of his scales, their shared heat and their intimate connection. Her loins burned, her heart opened, her mind was awash in pleasure -

Hsan tensed.

Instinctually, Caroline felt it - the change. His motions were more desperate, his members thickening and straightening out, cockhead pressed against the part of her that some ancient part of Hsan's mind felt would give him the best chance of breeding successfully with his mate. A deep, rumbling purr shook her as she felt him expand inside her, and then there was a sudden rush of liquid heat. The animal part of her brain did not know the seed wouldn't take, and so she was in ecstasy - the release of him, inside her, so much, yes, she'd have- 

There was another rush of heat. Caroline moaned, her body shaking as Hsan's seed filled the gaps inside her his cock did not; From her navel down she was only liquid heat and nothing more. Her body clenched down on him again - It was so much, it was so hot, it was so good-

There was a third rush of heat, and Caroline felt herself leaking around him. On instinct she tried sliding her hips back to give him some more room, to relieve some of the pressu-

There was a fourth rush of heat and Caroline cried out into his mouth, his seed pushing against her insides, her animal brain pumping her full of dopamine for successfully mating, her body going limp as-

With a fifth and final rush of heat Hsan broke the kiss and let out a triumphant cry, and claimed his mate.

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"You awake now, Caroline-mate?"

"Mmh?" Caroline grunted as consciousness returned to her. She was still in her den still covered by blankets, still wrapped up within Hsan, but time had lost all meaning to her. "When... What?"

"After we... successfully...bred, you passed out. I checked to make sure that your vitals were okay but, what with that smile you had I didn't want to wake you."

Caroline shifted in her lovers - mates? - coils, looking at him in a sleepy afterglow. "So what time is it?"

"About 11 AM-"

"Well that's not so-"

"Thursday."

Caroline paused. "Are you saying that I slept for almost 12 hours?!"

Hsan nodded, leaning down to kiss Caroline sweetly. "Yes. Are you ready for another round?"

Caroline looked down at her soaked, sticky legs and her red, abused abdomen for a moment - and when she shifted her weight she gasped. "A- are you still inside me?!"

Hsan responded with another sweet, but urgent kiss. "Yes. Should I not be? You still have another... I would say eight or nine rounds to go before I'm utterly spent."

Caroline wordlessly patted Hsan on his cheek, looking up into his golden eyes - and made her decision quickly.

"I absolutely want a relationship with you, Hsan."

Hsan smiled. "Yes...I want that too." and he leaned down for another kiss, only to be stopped by three fingers pressing against his nose.

"...but I have got to get a shower and something to eat." Caroline said, grunting in protest as she felt him move inside her again. 

"Oh. O-okay..."

"Hey."

Caroline cupped his jaw in her hands and kissed him sweetly on the lips. "You did so well I doubt I can stand up! So I'm going to need help in the shower..."

Hsan frowned a little. "We use sonic showers - and your water showers feel weird. I think this suite has both, but I don't know if your eardrums can hand-"

Caroline looked at him flatly, and Hsan finally connected the dots. "OH! Oh. Yes. I would love to help you, Caroline-mate."

And so, he did.