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Untitled Story 1, Chapter 2, Book 5... I gotta figure out a title for this new series. Chapter name: THE MINIGAME.

Grey rainclouds hid the rising sun and threatened rain as Mica stepped into the automatic taxi company’s checkered yellow cab. His hope was that the weather would stay away until midday; training...

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Untitled Story: Chapter 1 - Streetwise Hercules

The lights flickered ever so slightly in the workshop on the gray November day as the row of solid-state generators were taxed just beyond their limits. This in and of itself wasn’t much of note;...

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 23: DeMOTHcracy

He was himself, and he had always been himself, and he knew that on an instinctual level that there were others like him, but who were not him. Scent markers, pheromone triggers, wing patterns, qui...

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 22: Taco Truck Technicals

Azul kept mashing the “go up” button in vain mimicry of her warm-cuddle coworkers, believing somehow that the aggression she put into the button press would be translated into vertical speed. I...

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 21: Of Tribes and Timecards

[Princess] pressed her tongue against the roof of her mouth and rubbed a well-worn worry spot with the flat of her tongue. Ever since she started working full-time with tiny-chompers, she had to ge...

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Remember like 8 months ago when those two trains collided?

Yeah anyway this is absolutely how it went down in the days of futurepast.

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 20: Out of the mouth of babes

Lmao I'm posting this from a cement truck lmao
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“[Red, or blue?]” The warmcuddle asked, holding the first uniform up to Sreshec before switching to the second. 

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 19: Phone Home

14 hour shifts + downtime + caffeine pills = time to write. There's time now, paradoxically.

It's also compiled at 3AM, so we right back on my bullshit, lmao

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The ring that...

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 18: Guerilla Marketing

We just comin' back, no fanfare, no items, final destination. LET'S DO THIS.
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Professional, commercial kitchens are a thing of orchestrated chaos; everyone is busy making everything from...

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BUY NOW BUY NOW

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, FEDBOI


Henlo. It's been a while. I've been up to stuff. I've been getting my groove back. 

The dead have buried th...

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 17: Orientation Day

You know. I think I just needed 2022 to end for the muse to come back.

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The young man walked along the overly-wide sidewalk, head down, kicking a gray pebble...

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They are Smol, Lewd, and full of appropriate puns

Irr’tnail’nant tapped his claw-tips in an uneasy syncopation as he stepped out of the elevator. Next to him stretched a large transparent section of wall showing a vast expanse of rust-red sand...

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Smolive Garden - Chapter 16: The absolute and most correct choice

There are many people who ‘live’ and ‘work’ in space; trillions of sapients, collectively, worked in ships, on stations both large and small, on tethered asteroid colonies and a dozen other...

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Smolive Garden: Chatper 15 - Watercooler

A/N: Hey everyone. Firstly, I do a lot of announcements on the fly in the Discord, so if you want to absolutely be kept up to speed on the cutting-edge smology that's going on, that's the place to ...

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 14: Zero Michelin Stars, and proud of it

Professional education comes in many ways; it can be delivered in a formal classroom environment, can be self-taught, or - in many instances - is simply produced on-the-job as it happens. The rares...

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 13: The first booth scene

A/N: I'm not going to make any more promises about "being back to normal" because literally after I do that some bullshit crops up and knocks me right out for a week or two. Instead, here ...

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Good news, everyone!

Oh that didn't really blow up much at all. Let's try something else....

2022-07-12 18:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Smolive Garden, Chapter 12: Check-in is at 6PM, Chicken at 9.

The klaxon suddenly sounded, the preparation room bathed in an eerie red light as from multiple entryways the human crew rapidly assembled. Each of them were kitted out in a custom suit, bright and...

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 11: Conspicuous? Me? Never!

Warmcuddles really are a marvel.

Sreshec smiled to herself as she flipped through her notes, the din of Gentle Expanse’s spaceport settling into a nice background hum. The evening spent wit...

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Secret Behind the Scenes Secret thing

Hey smols, you wanna see a neat trick?!

Don't tell no-one, cause we're just in preliminary talks, but....

2022-06-18 22:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Book 6 Chapter 10 Scraps

A/N: Hey hey! I know, we're updating a ton in one day - almost like when RL isn't beating the shit out of me I have more time for smol, lmao. Also, make sure you check out ...

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 10: Willing Rube

Author's Note:
There is a depressing regularity in which I find myself apologizing for missing deadlines. Over the past few weeks, I've found myself in and out of medical clinic...

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 9: The only news is Local news

It wasn’t, really, white noise.

White noise, as we humans know it, is usually something that’s supposed to blend into the background, much like an off-eggshell white paint, or a ...

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 8: Prime seating next to the kitchen

A/N: Sorry for the delay, but I'm practicing some good sleep hygiene - so when the clock struck midnight, I turned into a pumpkin.

This is the first week, however, where not ...

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Smolcast Recast: The Rebootening?

Hey everyone!


So this is an update for everybody on what's been going on, what's happening now, and what's going to happen in the future. It's only good news, and I think our futur...

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4.21.22 Update!

Hey everyone! I just got out of a client meeting about 30 minutes ago, and it's been a day, so smol will be out but out tomorrow. I wanted to share with y'all some before and after picture...

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 7: Welcome to the cool kids club

Ayo!

It's almost 1AM, the work is still not done on my house, we may have discovered new water damage upstairs, and it is smol day. Let's do it:

The sun was se...

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Q&A you never asked for!

Hey everyone! I know you've noticed smol being a bit sporadic recently, and that's not my intention. If you're on the Discord server, then you're probably caught up as to what's going on and why I'...

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Smolive Garden, Chapter 6: I know a guy who knows a guy

Hey Patrons!

Sorry for the delay, but the website update is mostly finished (just the home page remains!), and the second book draft is mostly finished View Post

Smolive Garden, Chapter 5: Everybody's working for the weekend

It's almost 3AM, my house is in the middle of renovations, I have a 7AM conference call and I swore to y'all you would have smol.

It'll be posted on the main website and everything else, but ...

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