Erin vs Damian the Sex Demon. #1 (Commission)
Added 2021-08-03 21:56:27 +0000 UTCDirector: "Hey, Stables? Yeah it's the Director. Can you send up one of your demons? I've got this girl that I think needs to be taken down a notch. She's getting kind of cocky and causing a lot of trouble. No, anyone should do. She's just a ten year old girl."
Director: "WHAT THE FUCK DOESN'T ANYONE HERE GODDAMN KNOCK?!?!?!"
Demon: "I AM DAMIAN, SPAWN OF ASMODEUS. I AM THE INCARNATE OF LUST AND SODOMY. I EXIST TO DEVOUR HUMANITY AND SOON ALL OF EARTH WILL BOW TO MY WILL."
Director: "Yeah well you also don't know how to knock apparently."
Demon: "YOU WILL NOT SPEAK INSOLENTLY TO ME OR I WILL CAST YOU INTO THE PITS OF HELL. BOW TO MY POWER YOU MORTAL"
Director: "OHMYFUCKINGGAWD just sit down. And WTF is an Asmodeus?"
Demon: "JEEZUS YOU FUCKING AMERICANS DON'T KNOW SHIT. FUCKING LOOK IT UP ON WIKIPEDIA YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER!"
Director: "Fuck you. I have an assignment for you. Go find Erin, tell her to stop monkeying around and causing trouble."
Demon: "IS SHE THAT IRISH REDHEAD WHO RELEASED ANUBIS AND RAPED THAT DOG? I DUNNO DUDE SHE KINDA SCARES ME."
Director: "Just go do it. I'll let you sodomize Gregor when you finish."
Demon: "SWEET"
Director: "I hate this stupid job."
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asmodeus
(TLDR: Demon personifying the sin of Lust)
Comments
"DO NOT WORRY. I AM THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL OF LUST. SHE WILL WILT UNDER ME." -Demon
2021-08-05 05:40:39 +0000 UTCYeah, I was quite surprised to find a complete lack of any "middle ground" with the Irish girls - either they're Ultra Catholic Stuck Up Prudes(tm), OR they're Fiendish Slags(C)... usually slightly less literally "fiendish" than Erin, however... Maybe a German exchange student? It's basically the Alabama of Europe - and the girls still like their doggies very much, but usually they prefer getting doggie dicked instead of dicking the doggies...
2021-08-05 02:22:53 +0000 UTCHonestly, I'm not sure if a demon, no matter how powerful, is gonna be enough to deal with Erin. She's a feisty one.
Xilda
2021-08-04 14:16:33 +0000 UTC"Yes, Erin needs to be taught a lesson. But thank you! I decorated it myself. Interior design is my passion. I'm glad to see someone noticed!" -The Director
2021-08-04 06:17:35 +0000 UTC"Yeah...I think next year I'm gonna ask for an exchange student from another country. I dunno if this is working out." -The Director
2021-08-04 06:16:24 +0000 UTCAt least you don't have to worry about Erin anymore. Damien will get the job done!
Arty
2021-08-04 06:05:03 +0000 UTC"Of course I'm stressed. Every goddamn day it's another fire to put out with these girls!" -The Director
2021-08-04 06:00:15 +0000 UTCFrom one fiery demon to another. I see an inflamed asshole here somewhere. Open to interpretation. Nice decor choice.
2021-08-04 01:26:27 +0000 UTCYep, you don't go cross an Irish lass when she's determined, no fooling... unless you're prepared to face her dark side. *puts on batgirl utility belt*
2021-08-03 23:52:33 +0000 UTCPoor director...he seems a bit stressed. He even needs the help of demons to put the girls back in order. But I'm sure Damien (SPAWN OF ASMODEUS, INCARNATE OF LUST AND SODOMY 😈) will succeed...Erin is just a ten year old girl after all 😊
Arty
2021-08-03 22:11:07 +0000 UTC
