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Better Than Glazed

glazed might actually be more water-resistant?

Better Than Glazed

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Inside Jeph there are 1000+ wolves, I mean QC characters...

Leak

@Miyaa you are shopping in the wrong store, Mrs. Baird's has powdered chocolate donuts by the bag.

Opus the Poet

I see what you did there ...

Joe

...yes but her aim is improving? :)

Stephen Wells

So, we won’t get some nice, hot shower scene?

Moss

I enjoy taking a shower, usually. Last Thursday, I fell and tore my left shoulder rotator cuff. Now everything is painful, and I can't wash or dry my feet at all. I've only showered twice since then, and plan to skip some more until I get my shoulder back in order.

Carl G Knoblock

That's a pretty good philosophy for everything. If it doesn't t work, just try again!

alphanor

Wait, billionaires aren’t naturally orange?

Matthew Van Gangelen

Good News! You can make your own donuts anyway you want to I make marshmallows. My wife is best at the kitchen stuff, cause she understands all the acidic v sweet v whatever else But, the web is a wonderful place to figure out how to make the basic everyday, with every possibility donuts. Then add whatever you desire. If it tanks, no need to share. Just try again. Good Luck

dcy665 .

I wonder if Hannelore misses Anh.

Chris Warren

He is Legion

SilverbackRon

BookBeard, is that a comic strip about Melon? I bet it's a comic strip about Melon. clicks on link It's a comic strip about Melon. LOL

SilverbackRon

Tried it and found nothing worth commenting on. Both surprised and heartened by the negative result.

Donna Flint

All I picture is a doughnut covered in hot chocolate mix lol

NightAngel

I’m just surprised that Marigold’s mansion doesn’t have its own onsen with the lone rule that you gotta cover up your tattoos.

Miyaa

How come there are no chocolate powdered doughnuts?

Miyaa

Powdered is better than glazed? Well sir, I may disagree with what you said but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

NightAngel

Other cowboy sounds!

Miyaa

Definitely feel seen

William J. R. Fickas

Also Hanners is looking mighty cute in that first panel...

Hugh Eckert

I do such ”Hobo baths” at home when i don’t feel like or have the time to take a shower. A worse hobo bath is, just covering your pits in “more” deodorant.

legobil

I'll just add that to my list of phrases to never, ever google...

BookBeard

"That's my secret, Cap'n, I always want donuts."

Carl Cravens

That's why my treadmill never got used. I don't mind walking but I damn well better be somewhere else when I'm done.

BookBeard

Wholesome as in nutritious, perverted as in people performing sex acts with them.

Opus the Poet

Plot twist: it was never deactivated

legobil

Marigold has the ability to grump even when she's feeling good feelings, possibly more so because she's indignant about feeling them xD "stupid yoga being beneficial why does it take so much effort to feel nice"

enchantedsleeper

bottom text undefeated

Pejo

Bravo 👏👏👏

enchantedsleeper

Only if you're fancy. To me a "hobo bath" is washing your pits and bits in a public toilet (or "bathroom" as you would call it). Works better than one would expect (especially if you are attending some form of social gathering after work), but definitely better to have an actual shower.

David Paul

I've just realised that I can introduce to our D&D campaign a couple of aberrations with a Statler & Waldorf schtick and they can be called Squamous and Rugose :) so thanks for that :)

Stephen Wells

When Dale is available she's sometimes Marigold "shower-fucking" Farmer for a change.

Stephen Wells

Considering how much Hanners values cleanliness, it really is funny that she's best friends with Marigold "fuck showering" Farmer. xD

enchantedsleeper

I have recently discovered that SITTING in the shower trumps this by a mile

Duncan

Well she started a while back. I think it was before they moved to the new house, before Martens trip to Cubetown, the timeskip before that and the timeskip before the wedding. It wasn’t the first thing May put in Marigolds agenda, but pretty early.

legobil

12-15 minutes. And I never feel good during/after exercise no matter how beneficial the more general results are. It makes it stupidly hard to maintain a program.

Jeremy

I can see that happening with Winslow looking worried at the side and pintsize in the distance with a pair of binoculars

James Milne

Well, how long has it been in comic time?

Opus the Poet

I thought I had dipped into the future again and was just remembering comics from that future. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

Hashtag horse mode!

legobil

Once a week she lays out on the roof and Station puts his Orbital Death Laser on the lowest setting.

BookBeard

Jeph - how is Hanners maintaining her tan? It's been a while since her travels

James Milne

But she needs to shower.

Graydon Armstrong

Wow! Didn’t expect Marigoblin to still be resistant to yoga! Figured she was gonna be somewhat enjoying the fruits by now!

legobil

Goblin mode activated

Bagge

They have this conversation after every single yoga class. It is a ritual known as "The Goblining".

BookBeard

If Jeph contains multitudes, it is statistically likely that some of them will be stupid. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4579

BookBeard

"Powdered Donuts of Filth" is my all-Brony GG Allen tribute band.

Elf Sternberg

I thought we WEREN'T doing "glazed"…

William Cole

For me, towelling off is the worst part. Just standing there, drying all the wets. Finally, finished! Oh, no, wait, the elbow is still wet. Back to just standing there drying again.

Diptych

A very long time.

Opus the Poet

@William Cole,"Come together, right now, over me."

Opus the Poet

Well technically covering yourself in talcum powder is a "hobo bath", but it's just better smelling dirt.

Opus the Poet

Did you go to "baked" too?

Opus the Poet

I always assumed Faye was the most "you".

Andromeda

am I missing something? I thought we already did this? ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

This is where my mind went with the dislike of wet. So dry... https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY?si=pwofWKgrKONAW_oF

Ben

Now -I- want a donut. :P

Joseph Bonnar

Indeed, and the crazy Romans perfected it.

Miyaa

Jeph truly contains multitudes.

Andrew Mitchell

I've found I won't go for bike rides or walks unless there is some sort of goal, a place I am going for a reason.

Captain Button

It is coming up on reindeer season. La lu lo

jonesnori

I am only partially squamous (seborrheic dermatitis)

Ashbury Haight

Goo goo g' joob!

BobC

I am you and you are me X, Y, Zee to A, B, Cee You, me, us, we are one

David Durant

I think it used to be a thing, sort of, in ancient Greece. I believe oil was also involved, and it would all get scraped off with a piece of bronze with a curved edge. https://www.getty.edu/art/collection/object/103SNR

jonesnori

OK, you're rugose, but are you *squamous* and rugose?

Clifton Royston

Hey, if you really need the inspiration for a bike ride, the rail-trail in Northampton has an ice cream stand every two miles. From what people tell me, that is.

ValdVin

He IS large. I haven't checked for the multitudes.

William Cole

I am he, as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together.

William Cole

Huh. I'll have to see that, and reread The Andromeda Strain.

ValdVin

Wonder in the QC universe, instead of streamers getting into the coffee, tea, and hot cocoa side-hustle, they start making their own food. Which means “Mommy Milker Glazed Donuts” are both wholesome and perverted at the same time and somehow that makes Aurelia at about the same wealth level as Marigold.

Miyaa

Kinda glad Marigold and Liz didn't meet. I don't think this existence would survive that goblin singularity

GlitchedGent

I'm reminded of https://www.questionablecontent.net/images/alice/144.png (Gavia's line)

Mark Eichin

I admit. My mind went someplace completely different when I read “Better than Glazed”

Hawkeye

Does Jeph contradict himself? Very well then he contradicts myself, (He is large, He contains multitudes)

Benzy

Perhaps.....but glazed can take on a VERY different meaning.

Anthony Gaglianese

As much as I like the comic, the commens under the last panel is what I love most today.

Steve McSheffrey

I wish Patton Oswalt's "Cold Laser Bath" was real. I'd still take real showers, but I want the option.

Creeperkry

All of us are him.

BobC

I feel this so much

Andrew Herrera

There was a period when the only way to get myself out of bed and to work was to BS myself that I wasn't going to work, I was just going for donuts. At the donut place halfway to work...

Captain Button

This is how bike riding is for me.

Captain Button

getting in the shower is the most horrible thing. being in the shower a minute later is great. then getting out of the shower is the most horrible thing. maybe its just transitioning from wet to dry places that's unpleasant.

Ashley Thomas

She studied with George Hamilton, Zonker Harris, and Tim Curry.

Captain Button

Standing in a shower is the greatest physical experience there is.

Veronica Jane

Yeah, Roko just took a moment to talk to herself and hope Yay was listening.

Diptych

To borrow a post... Before I take a shower: I hate it in there, the wet world is a bad place While in the shower: I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy

Diptych

I had no idea that was a word in English; I'd only run across it in Latin. But I suppose any Latin word can be an English word if you want it hard enough.

tim1724

I totally here for a run of one-strip-per-"significant"-character what-are-they-doing-now before getting back into another Canada-sized plot. I wonder how long that would take...?

David Durant

I don't think anything new happened. We just got to watch Roko speaking to an empty room.

Kai

And the fairy goes rolling by with her reindeer!

Shawn K. Younkin

You know someone has tried a dust bath

Eric R Queen

Now the convergence of storylines begins as they go off to the Secret Bakery to get donuts, where they meet Dora dropping off the weekly coffee bean supply and Roko buying a loaf of sourdough to comfort herself.

BookBeard

I always forget how much of a cutie Marigold is

Nicholas Lopez

I was referring to Roko's plea and demanding closure. I can see that my question could be interpreted as missing the entire arc.

Matt Grayson

Yay! I knew this Master's degree in English would be good for something!

Ashbury Haight

Good question, but Tannelore is my fave Hanners.

Everett Bradshaw

Yeah, I'm getting doughnuts tomorrow....

Not that Patrick Foltz

+1 for correct use of "rugose"

Elizabeth Rosenzweig

I love that the bottom right authors comment is cut off, like a trailing thought.

Phillip

The Director caught them snooping in their network, and they ran screaming into the night, never to return.

Daryl Sawyer

Probably remembering https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4619

Pete

I've missed Marigold

Ash359

She just steps outside for a second. Hannelore tans *very* quickly. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2300

BookBeard

the dough will stay dry until the glaze dissolves

Mindscrambler

This sounds like when my partner picks hiking trails based on their proximity to a pub because that’s the only way I’ll agree to go hiking.

She Purple

🔥🤘😂🤘‼️

Carrie

Deja vu... is this not a repost?

Pete

Me too.

Doc Gumby

How is Hannelore maintaining her tan? Does she go to a tanning salon? Or does Station have something to do with it?

Doc Gumby

ISO requirements for doughnut glaze water resistance Wait, this isn't Google

Adam Friedlander

Powdered Donut of Filth is my Cradle of Filth cover band name

Zak Reichle

For once, I can't relate to Marigold. I fucking love showers. I stay in there until my fingers are rugose and there's no hot water left in the building

Ashbury Haight

Mari is so relatably autistic

JD

I dislike showering, therefore I dislike sweating, therefore I dislike most workouts. I feel you, Marigold.

Amanda Smith

jeph invents new sub personalities therefore I giggle

Brendan Luster

Wait. What happened to Yay?

Matt Grayson

I'm still wondering why Marigold Farmer and Amber O'Malley are never in the same place at the same time.

ValdVin

if "Donut Yoga" isn't a thing anywhere it SHOULD Be.

Peter McDevitt

fuck now i want donuts

Tamara Macadam


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