You. You believe me when I say magic isn't real, yes?
It's ridiculous, it's perverted... so today we're going to put that to the test!
Alissa will entrap one of your choices, and if magic is in fact real, then they'll be unscathed. Plain and simple, it's the scientific method.
...I've truly ran out of ways to keep these two nitwits sane in this cramped office.
J.L.