CometConundrum

Impressed Elena! [Reality SF-06:3]

[A.S.] I suddenly want to be a graffiti artist.

Reze (Arc)hes![Reality CN-SW:3]

[G.H.] Woops. Sorry, I didn't mean to break your choker. I hope that's oka--

COMET Patreon Poll #8 (Badass Gone Splat!)

[A.S.] Hey you, yes, you! Have you ever seen a girlboss and sai--

[G.H.] Woah woah woah... okay, first off, one of these options is a criminal. And another is just a environmentalist...

Shego Spun! [Reality KM-PS]

It's always nice to receive letters from you guys :3! For everyone sending me letters, you make me blush... here's one now! From one Micheal M. Mouse.

"Dear CometConundrum, ...

Mavis Mat! [Reality HT-TL]

[G.H.] Hey Josephine sorry I'm late I was doing stuff

[A.S.] It's okay... I am a "Stuff" ...

[G.H.] Omg!!!!! Alisser!!!! No!!!!

[J.L.] Haha Gabriel, you are banging our coworker ...

Teto In Trouble! [Reality VC-LD]

I have one thing to say to whoever caught, pancaked, and poured syrup over Teto.

...lucky...

• A.S.

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COMET Patreon Poll #7.5 (Goth Girl Tie!)

Haha, very funny guys. The whole point of a poll is to choose one, not two. I can't be scared by two goth girls.

I'll have it up for today only! Please participate in democracy fairl...

COMET Patreon Poll #7 (Goth Girls!)

Hey you. Yes, you!

Goth girls scare me. I've only heard about them, but never taken on an A.D.A. case with them. I suppose it's almost Halloween time in [REALITY 20-25], so I may as well fa...

A Coworker's Crush! [Reality EV-A1]

I don't condone smoking. It's terrible, if not worse than A.D.A. Equally as addicting and-- wait, where'd they go? Could've sworn there were affectees here and not... orange juice.

• J....

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ChronoGear Clothesline! [Reality HL-LV:2]

[A.S.] https://x.com/ivexcess/status/1963905717053641185

[G.H.] how did you do that with your mouth 2025-09-05 19:13:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Professor Pancaked! [Reality LW-A1]

[A.S.] For the last time Josie... magic is real, look!

[J.L.] Must be some advanced technology restoring her... must be from that metal stick... Gabriel, look into this!

[A.S.] Ugh... 2025-08-29 23:22:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Assassin In Glass... sin? [Reality SP-YX:2]

[G.H.] Hey Alissa, your favorite assassin/mom got flattened again.

[A.S.] Oh, boy! She looks adorable, with that pressed chest and-- uhm, what's with the watermark?

[G.H.] I... I... do...

COMET Patreon Poll #6 (Loser's Bracket!)

[J.L.] You, yes you.

[G.H.] H-Hi Ms. Lamau. Is there something you need?

[J.L.] We're contractually obligated to post a poll every 17th. It's the 17th. Got the A.D.A. reports ready?

Power Piston! [Reality PW-ST]

[G.H.] I'm surprised we had enough left over money to afford a console for the break room. Reality 20-00 had some great prices, I'll admit.

[A.S.] Oh yeah, for sureeeee... I had a Dreamcast ...

Subatomic Squeeze! [Reality 1N-VC]

[J.L.] There. Just like we promised. All the coordinates you needed for this individual. Now your side of the bargain, Mr. Levy?

// PORTAL SFX //

[A.L.] The cubes are yours to keep.

Superhero Squad Squash! [Reality 00-00:10]

[A.S.] That event was super, man.

Strategist Stretched! [Reality RV-LS:2]

[G.H.] (gasp) D-Did I die? Again?

[A.S.] Yup. Had to get a strategist to fix you up. Josephine says it'd cost more to dispose of you.

[G.H.] Good to know I'm appreciated here. Say, sho...

Chie Crushed! [Reality PS-04]

I certainly advise all viewers to not stand too close to their TV. Otherwise you'll enter a parallel reality, fall to the floor, and inflict A.D.A. upon the surrounding area. It's also not good for...

COMET Patreon Poll #5 (It Came From Beyond!)

[⟊⍜⊑⋏ ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏]: ⍙⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎎⎍☊☍ ⏃⋔ ⟟.

[A.S.] haiii alien! :3

[⟊⍜⊑⋏ ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏]: ⍙⊑⊬ ⟟⌇ ⏁⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⏃ ⌿⍜⌰�...

Squish Games! [Reality SQ-DG]

[J.L.] (on comms) Okay Gabriel, try to secure the area by communicating with them first. Just get in, and go.

[G.H.] H-Hello, tracksuit clan. I-I am Gabriel Halley of Reality H3-R0. Please st...

Desk Decor! [Reality WU-WV]

[J.L.] A force to be reckoned with for sure, but not even the strongest can avoid A.D.A.

[A.S.] I am staring respectfully.
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Morrigan Mushed! [Reality DR-KS]

Turns out, if a succubus is left without a source of lust energy, they go flat. Though for some, I suspect it'll be hard to keep them flat for long.

• G.H.

Quested and Bested! [Reality ET-OD]

[A.S.] You guys are so lame sometimes, FOE...

[G.H.] What?

[J.L.] It's her new "vocal stim."

[A.S.] It is not... FOE...

[G.H.] Alright, I'll go back to working on that succu...

COMET Patreon Poll #4 (Raise Hell!)

You. Yes, you. You’re probably mortal, right?

If it wasn’t already obvious, all COMET personnel (yes, even interns like me) are functionally immortal. That is, until they leave or quit, b...

Ouroboros Oopsie! [Reality X3-N0:5]

[G.H.] Interesting, that A person doesn't match this universe's atomic frequency... I believe she may be an enigmatic observer from a different reality!

[A.S.] A what?

[G.H.] Huh?

Forced Evie! [Reality 00-00/SW-77]

[A.S.] I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

[G.H./J.L.] There's no way you've watched that.
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Commission for...

ADA CULPRIT: ALYSSA:3

[A.S.] I like her because we share the same name :3.

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Commission for @BusManSam on Twitter

Frieren Framed! [Reality FR-RN]

Joining COMET brings the upside of becoming immortal. That is, until you leave, and your bones wither into dust instantly. At least, that's what I've heard. No one's ever quit.

We'll keep [...

[WIP] — Nap Time

Alright. Preparing to stuff her in the frame.

Still surprised she won by 3%. At least it wasn't a tie like last time.

Nobody make a peep. Shh.

• J.L.

COMET Patreon Poll #3 (Framed Fate!)

You. You believe me when I say magic isn't real, yes?

It's ridiculous, it's perverted... so today we're going to put that to the test!

Alissa will entrap one of your choices, and if m...