Final Circle Flat! [Reality 00-00/DC-00]
[G.H.] epic fix your game
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Commission for @SquishyLana on DA
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Sakura Caked! [Reality 00-00/SF-05]
COMET recommends partaking in aerobic activities for at least 75 minutes, twice a week! Toodle-oo!
2025-05-03 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostFeeble Fighter Fail! [Reality TK-KN]
*crowd SFX*
*body slam, followed by a squish sound*
*crowd-wide "ooh..." *
[G.H.] This noise is killing me... can we leave?
[A.S.] But look look! ...
2025-04-24 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post[WIP] — Regarding the Poll!
So… you tied the poll!
Normally, I’d pick my favorite, but you’ve all been the best patrons a squishy girl could ask for! Me. I’m that squishy girl.
I’ll honor my o...
2025-04-21 16:48:20 +0000 UTC View PostKronii Knockers! [Reality HL-LV]
The "mousepad" transformation, while rare, showcases the unpredictability that comes with those affected with ADA. I hate to admit it, but they are comfortable. But I do not wish to order a regular...
2025-04-21 01:25:10 +0000 UTC View PostCOMET Patreon Poll #2 (Alissa's Type!)
You, my dearest supporter, have the opportunity to saveeee the universeeeee... by choosing one of these three adorable fighting ladies.
If you have an idea on how I should squish--...
Gravitational Unit Harmonizer V.2
I dub this, "the Pose."
- A.S.
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2025-04-07 15:30:02 +0000 UTC View PostBounty Hunter Noodles! [Reality B3-BP]
[G.H.] You know, there's plenty of ways to cook a mushroom.
[J.L.] Not for me. Last time I tried one in college, I felt like I was walking up an infinitely long stairway...
...oh, you m...
2025-03-25 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post[WIP] - Faye Valentine
Congrats to the winners of our very first Patreon poll! And to those who didn’t make it this time... there’s always next month! Transmission of Faye has begun!
... 2025-03-23 18:03:17 +0000 UTC View Post
As promised... [First Month Anniversary!]
Thank you for your support this past month! It means the world to us. We're still experimenting with how to run the page, so do mind the dust! New posts to come soon!
Here's to 10^23 billion ...
2025-03-17 15:30:04 +0000 UTC View PostCOMET Patreon Poll #1 (Choose wisely!)
You (that's right, you!) get to choose the next ADA report to be released this month! In a democratic republic sort of choosing, anyways.
If you do have a suggestion on what's to happen wit...
Squashed Sue! [Reality RV-LS]
[A.S.] By the Eye of Agamotto! This is pure chaos! Better lock and load before our fans maximum pulse!
[G.H.] genuinely what the fuck are you saying alissa
Becoming the Fourth Wall! [Reality M1-SD]
Rejoice, freemium subs!
For COMET has decided to offer the peasants bread and water! Free ... for all...
...yes, more paid works are coming soon for HIGH ACCESS, I promise.
- G...
2025-02-20 16:34:58 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to the COMET Patreon!
Dear viewer,
Starting today, you'll have access to early ADA documentation (or flats) 3-4 weeks before they go public. For the low price of $4.99, you too can experience the wonders of
Cortana Cake! [Reality H4-L0]
Non-carbon based intelligence has been all the rage around the main offices at COMET. Of course, I've never been allowed in the main office. I don't have that clearance.
After skimming throug...
2025-02-14 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostFloppy Feline! [Reality M6-16]
[A.S.] Latex... fluttering in the wind... mmm...
[G.H.] Shouldn't we help [BLACK CAT]?! That's the Manhattan skyline!
[A.S.]...
2025-02-14 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostA Crinkly Cutie! [Reality AC-RF]
Side effects of ADA due to sudden steamroller may include increased crinkles, increased facial heat, and an enlarged chest.
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A "reimagining" of