Constellation, Episode 115 | Toasters, The Things We're Surprised We Still Haven't Done, Puppets
Added 2025-03-17 16:00:17 +0000 UTCWelcome back to another looooooong episode of Constellation! Delivering the goods like this week in and week out requires deep concentration and a sharp attention span. On this episode, Colin, Chris, Micah and Dagster talk for countless hours about a variety of fun and thoughtful topics. The only downside to this whole thing is that all our focus goes into the conversations. I'm lucky to have enough attention span left now to finish writing this video descrip
Timestamps:
0:00:00 - Intro
0:50:02 - Toasters
1:49:12 - The Things We're Surprised We Still Haven't Done
3:00:49 - Puppets
Comments
Frozen Fries/Hashbrowns infinitely better in an air fryer than an oven/toaster oven. No contest. Not even close.
Kevin Cooper
2025-04-10 19:41:14 +0000 UTCI thought my wife loved avocado
Glen Yelenovic
2025-03-27 13:24:26 +0000 UTCMaybe that’s why I love avocado
Joseph Spatola
2025-03-24 12:32:30 +0000 UTCThe cheese has slid off the cracker
Trill Spencer
2025-03-22 01:44:49 +0000 UTCI didn’t say my best friend was “Indian”. I said he was native american, and specifically cherokee. There’s a huge difference, bigot. Please educate yourself. Take a 12-week course on native american tribes. Please get it right. That was highly offensive. Do better. Be a better human.
Jimmer
2025-03-21 15:36:43 +0000 UTCI'm with Micah. Only a psychopath doesn't toast their bagels. Fresh or not
Ryan Zimm
2025-03-21 15:01:47 +0000 UTCJust leaving a quick comment to say this is my favorite Stelly combination!
Judah Bailey
2025-03-20 21:45:14 +0000 UTCLol dude the conversation is about how to refer to the people in general. Not how to address them personally. Between that + “my best friend is Indian” we’re approaching self-parody
Trill Spencer
2025-03-20 19:55:17 +0000 UTCMy best friend is of native american ancestry, specifically cherokee. You know what I call him? Steve. If Steve needed me to call him cherokee or squatting bull or research tribes in order to not be offended, he would be a narcissistic, identity obsessed, weirdo like you and Gryflet here. Again, normal adults like Steve don’t care about this shit. Only weirdos. Be more like Steve.
Jimmer
2025-03-20 18:13:07 +0000 UTCChris was on point for this episode. Getting more into Constellation recently, and loving it!
RESpawn
2025-03-20 10:03:45 +0000 UTCOr, hear me out, you could learn them because that’s what they’re called. But I know, I need to check my expectations. After all, why would anybody ever bother to actually learn about something?
Trill Spencer
2025-03-19 19:44:26 +0000 UTCHow is nobody checking Chris on his reheated pizza take? Pizza is easily the most toaster oven reheat-friendly food out there
Trill Spencer
2025-03-19 19:38:18 +0000 UTCDave’s killer bread is way too sweet for me tbh
Trill Spencer
2025-03-19 19:23:00 +0000 UTCMicah, you don’t toast a fresh NY style bagel because they aren’t soft. They are crunchy already on the outside and soft on the inside.
Trill Spencer
2025-03-19 19:13:57 +0000 UTCLmao college was infact a wild time
Zack
2025-03-19 16:43:39 +0000 UTCBro... you must be hanging out with some ratchet ass women if you think that..
Jason
2025-03-19 16:30:14 +0000 UTCwtf?
Michael McCoy
2025-03-19 04:36:13 +0000 UTCHOT MEAT
Steve
2025-03-19 00:40:11 +0000 UTCInstant pot gang rise up
Soulful Bison
2025-03-18 22:24:35 +0000 UTCKeep your stance chief. No one’s going to research tribe names to make you feel better.
Jimmer
2025-03-18 18:08:53 +0000 UTCThanks for your condescending response but no thanks this hasn't changed my stance lol
Gryflet
2025-03-18 16:58:25 +0000 UTCNo one normal cares dude. Find new passions.
Jimmer
2025-03-18 16:09:52 +0000 UTCI second this
Mike the Person
2025-03-18 15:07:14 +0000 UTCI just wanna know if Micah is still using her Ninja Creami. I bought one cause of her and Holly going off about it and have used it a total of 3 times in a year lol
Gooch Gobbler
2025-03-18 13:58:35 +0000 UTCChris hating the air fryer is making me irrationally angry. This man has never heated up leftovers in there. Sublime
Gooch Gobbler
2025-03-18 13:49:59 +0000 UTCMexican food smells like pussy
Zack
2025-03-18 12:40:12 +0000 UTCI do love that Constellation intro music.
Jimmy Jo
2025-03-18 12:24:05 +0000 UTC1:12:40 shout out to Micah standing on business. Also Colin, regardless of your Larry David reasoning behind not putting the toilet seat down, you should put the seat and lid down every time anyway because when you flush particles from the toilet bowl are sent airborne and having the lid down keeps the dookie contained.
out_of_focus_bigfoot
2025-03-18 11:37:39 +0000 UTCWhat the hells a toaster oven
Sir Poops McGuffin
2025-03-18 10:41:15 +0000 UTCDon’t know if anyone else does this but I like to read the topics and try to guess who is on the podcast from what they choose to bring to the conversations . Id just like to say , I can now see a Micah topic from a mile away 😂😂 I see toaster and think “ oh nice Micah’s on this one “
Sir Poops McGuffin
2025-03-18 10:14:32 +0000 UTCFun episode yet again. BMW drivers are the f'ing worst in the UK too Micah. 90% are arrogant asses. 😆
USAlien
2025-03-18 09:23:52 +0000 UTCColin self-identifying as Upham was so funny to me
Xstar25
2025-03-18 00:42:02 +0000 UTCSteak in an air fryer is incredible. I do 450 degrees for like 5 minutes on each side. Crispy in the outside and still juicy and rare on the inside
Diddy’s Dong Quest
2025-03-18 00:31:11 +0000 UTCI’ll report back on a future episode! -Micah
Mama Micah
2025-03-18 00:22:24 +0000 UTCWe have a Ninja brand air fryer that looks just like a toaster oven. Glass front door. It has a toast,bagel, air fry, roast, and bake setting. My grandma gave it to me because she didn’t know how to use it.
Tanner Denso
2025-03-17 22:21:11 +0000 UTCAn hour and 45 minutes on Toasters. This is what I’m here for 😂
The Devmeister
2025-03-17 21:59:25 +0000 UTCColin and Micah, please try out Bay's English muffins. They are likely the refrigerated English muffins that Micah referred to and are easily superior to Thomas.
Dustin Goncharoff
2025-03-17 21:52:36 +0000 UTCI forgot my hands
Whitewinwolf
2025-03-17 20:27:53 +0000 UTCHow did they just blow past Chris calling it his Baseball Gi???
king_ryan_james
2025-03-17 19:47:13 +0000 UTCMan i remember seeing this group of dirt bikers lose the police under an overpass.
Have you considered considering considerations considerately considerate
2025-03-17 19:21:14 +0000 UTC"it's like fucking a soft dick alright it simply isn't done" absolutely floored me lmao
Eric the human
2025-03-17 19:10:20 +0000 UTCLove the show. Have to disagree with Colin on the issue with Native American recognition. If only to differentiate from American Indians actually from India. All in all learn some tribe names which is what we call ourselves. Since America reduced us to 1 percent of the population I figure you don't hear often from our perspectives clearly. We love the Redskin mascot but not the name!
Gryflet
2025-03-17 18:47:19 +0000 UTCWasn't gonna listen this week but then was surprised by a fire line up
Chris' tight liberal fuck hole
2025-03-17 18:31:41 +0000 UTCMy sleep lately feels like garbled memories with commentary. It’s like all these thoughts or lack there of are unsilencible till I wake up and it’s dead quiet.
Have you considered considering considerations considerately considerate
2025-03-17 17:48:29 +0000 UTCThis lineup is amazing! So stoked to listen to this!
Joshua Hinderscheid
2025-03-17 17:11:00 +0000 UTCits still processing, patience
Peter Dreher
2025-03-17 16:19:09 +0000 UTCIs the video link missing?
Taylor
2025-03-17 16:18:15 +0000 UTCAn hour just on toasters?? Ladies and gentlemen, we are in for a classic!
MattDanger87
2025-03-17 16:17:24 +0000 UTCThis looks like a doozy of an episode.
My left nut
2025-03-17 16:03:38 +0000 UTCAwesome line up, can’t wait to listen! I feel like it’s been forever since Micah has been on Stelly, glad to see she’s back
Michael McCoy
2025-03-17 16:02:52 +0000 UTCMy fav combo!! Micah and Chris shenanigans'
Peter Dreher
2025-03-17 16:02:42 +0000 UTC
