Blue Diamond Chapter 3

DBZ parody: Tier 1

Chapter 2 

Chapter 3 Trunks Briefs

A purple haired young man was on the road, in his possession was two dragon balls. He was wearing a black tank top, a blue capsule corp jacket, baggy pants, and sturdy shoes. His pants were held up by a belt and he had a gun strapped to it in a holster. His dragon radar was picking up another dragon ball nearby. He bites into a sandwhich. “It’s close, just five more balls and I’ll get my wish!” The mysterious young man was moving towards a familiar mountain.

He packs up his lunch and gets on his motorcycle and drove towards the area.

Trunks Briefs was on a personal quest. He was the only son of Dr. Briefs and Panty Briefs. His older sister was off in space doing her thing. The purple haired male was brilliant, as capable with science and technology as his father, while inheriting his dashing good looks from his mother. He was rich, smart, athletic, handsome, but despite all of this he was still unlucky in love.

Girls often threw themselves at him left and right, either because his looks or his money. It didn’t really matter as Trunks preferred the company of men. Too bad most guys hated him, the flock of girls not helping him win anyone over. In school guys looked at Trunks and thought he was either an over achieving try hard or a rich pretty boy. Because he made it look easy no one considered how Trunks felt.

He wanted a boy friend, someone to see him for who he was! Yes he was smart, but he also applied his intelligence and worked to hone his smarts to live up to the genius legacy his family had. Yes he had good looks, but he also worked out to gain the athletic body he had. He put in effort to be a catch, and it just seemed to backfire on him.

The few guys who did hit him up, were arrogant pricks who wanted to brag about fucking the Brief’s heir, or scum bags who just wanted to mooch of his money. Trunks felt like the odds were stacked against him, or he was just unlucky. He was a virgin only knowing his own hand and toys.

“You could always build a boyfriend.” His dad teased. An android boyfriend wouldn’t that be something. Doctor Briefs was very open with his sexuality, being bi, he had all sorts of porn magazines and when Trunks came out, he offered his son plenty of “research material”.

Trunks initially refused, but later did use the magazines for “research”. Briefs didn’t skimp on the quality of material, the magazines weren’t just fap material it had all kinds of info ranging from proper prep, foreplay basics, how to use toys, healthy living articles to improve sex, to all kinds of sexual positions and techniques. There were even interviews with porn stars going into their daily life of prep to handle big sizes, unique sexual positions, and understanding the value of one’s kinks.

His mother Panty said, it may be genetic, she went through a lot of jerks and losers too. “I don’t regret it though, meeting them helped me learn what I really needed. I was looking for love in all the wrong places, but it all worked out!” She was sure it’d work out for her baby boy to.

He wanted the perfect boyfriend, with all the losers he bet his time and money on he felt it was best to wish for perfection. If this didn’t work, he’d go with the android boyfriend plan.

The legend of the dragon balls came to him, and after studying one ball, he was able to build the dragon radar. Finding the second ball was easy. Little did he know he wasn’t the only one looking for them.

-x-

Emperor Pilaf, a tiny little troll of a person, who seeks world domination. He managed to build a dragon radar of his own but it was a pitiful version compared to Trunks. His so called empire consisted of two people and a castle. His vast wealth didn’t do anything for him as he simply wasted it.

He wished to rule the world and sought the dragon balls to make it happen. His radar wasn’t very precise so it took them awhile to find the one ball they had. Pilaf didn’t even understand the legend thinking he could make a wish on just one ball. His agents had to break it to him they needed to find all seven balls to make a wish.

Said agents were Mai and Shu, both were tall people, Mai was a human woman and Shu was an anthro canine male (Shiba Inu). He was a ninja and she was a mercenary, they both had decent skills and ended up working for Pilaf. Shu was a bit shorter than Mai, but with his ears he was as tall as her, he was a lanky anthro but it fit his ninja style. “Find me those dragon balls!”

Mai had contacts she had looking for the balls, while Shu had trained dogs/wolves that he had looking.

-x-

Trunks was getting closer and closer to the Four Star Ball, which was under the care of Kakarot and Broly.

Broly was watching the house, while doing some meditating while Kakarot was off fishing. He heard the motor of Trunks’s bike as he approached. ‘A visitor?’

Briefs pulled up and saw Broly sitting in front of the house. ‘Oh wow he’s hot!’ The Green Diamond had a wild look to him, he was tall, jacked, and tan! “Umm hi!” Trunks waved.

“Hello…” Broly eyed him. “What business do you have here?”

“I’m umm, I’m looking for something!” Broly raised a brow.

Looking for something out in the middle of nowhere? Gohan admitted he lived like a hermit. ‘He must have the dragon ball.’ He checked the radar and it was close, super close.

“Broly I’m back!” Kakarot shouted.

Trunks turned and his jaw dropped. The blue diamond was bare ass naked, dripping wet, carrying his catch. Briefs blushed, his eyes roaming the sexy naked form. ‘Oh wow!’

He had a nosebleed and fell back, it was too much sexy at once. “Who’s your friend?” Trunks’s head was spinning from the shock.

Broly shook his head. “Not a friend, a visitor, he just showed up, says he was looking for something.”

“Huh, neat!” They brought him inside, using the manners that Gohan taught them they took off his jacket as a way of “taking his coat” and hung it up. Trunks came to.

“Well that was embarrassing!” He wiped his nose.

Kakarot used his power to be dried and dressed in an instant. “Hello!” He offered Trunks a cup of tea.

Trunks was still caught off guard. He had just gotten a very intimate look at this man. His cheeks heated up. “Hi…” The male’s naked body flashed in his mind and stirred his loins.

“I’m Kakarot, this is Broly, who are you?” Kakarot introduced them.

“Trunks...Trunks Briefs.” He sat up.

Broly was cooking the fish. “Would you like to join us for a meal?” Gohan said they should be nice to visitors, it was better to make a good impression.

“That would be…” His eyes widened as he saw on the table, the four star ball. “The Dragon Ball!”

“So that was what you are after?” Broly brought over the fish.

Trunks collected himself. “Yes, so you know about the balls?” That was concerning.

Kakarot nodded. “Our grandpa told us about them. He left us this ball before he passed away.”

Briefs pulled his gun. “I hate to do this, but I need that ball to make my wish, hand it over!” The two shared a look with each other.

“That won’t do you any good!” Broly said. He understood the nature of guns, as he encountered hunters before, and most weapons on this planet couldn’t harm their physical forms.

“Yeah, guns like that don’t really work on us!” Kakarot drank some tea and took a bite of fish.

‘Are these guys crazy?’ Trunks looked between them. “Look you guys are hot and nice, so I really don’t wanna hurt you, just give me the ball!”

“Sorry, this is a memento from our Grandpa we aren’t just gonna hand it over.” They were very relaxed.

His hand shook. “No I’m sorry!” Bang bang bang!

He opened fire, but Kakarot’s gem glowed and a blue light washed out. The bullets were erased, the blue waves carried forth and washed over Trunks.

His gun was destroyed and his clothes were dissolved into nothing. Kakarot’s Blue Wave didn’t destroy living things, but guns, weapons, and even clothes were erased before his light. “Gah!” His athletic body was exposed, not a stitch of clothing remained. In a flash he was left bare ass naked. His dragon balls dropped from the destroyed bag and they landed on the ground.

Trunks blushed and tried to cover himself, shielding his crotch. Stripped butt naked Trunks’s martial arts skills were diminished, as his focus was on keeping his manly bits covered. “What did? How did? Who are you guys?”

“We are diamonds, possibly the last diamonds in the universe!” Broly declared, showing off his diamond, and Kakarot showed his. Trunks didn’t understand what that meant.

Kakarot simplified it. “We are aliens, we came to Earth a long time ago and our Grandpa Gohan raised us. He was human we are gems.”

That helped Trunks process things, his big sister Tights had met aliens before, but he never mentioned anything about Gems. ‘Looks like I messed with the wrong guys.’  He bowed his head in apology. “Please forgive me!”

Kakarot shrugged. “Sure!” Trunks looked up, surprised. “You don’t seem like a bad guy, so we can forgive you, right Broly?” The larger male nodded.

Trunks couldn’t believe how powerful these two were, he was made completely naked and defenseless in less than a minute. The quest had to continue, he offered them money, dino caps, even fancy food, and they didn’t really want anything like that. “Why don’t you travel with me? That way you can hang onto the ball, I can have some protection, my quest for the balls can continue, and you two can see the world!”

Now that was a very tempting offer. Gohan spoke of his travels before, and the two did want to see the world, maybe this was their chance. They did destroy Trunks’s weapon removing some of his protection. “Can you fight?” Broly asked.

“I can defend myself in a pinch.” Trunks wouldn’t call himself a martial artist as he had mostly self defense training. “But if I have you two as body guards I’d feel a lot safer.” Plus traveling with two hotties seemed a lot more fun.

The diamonds agreed, and their journey began...well not quite yet. “Can I have some clothes?”

“Why?” Kakarot asked. Trunks still had his jacket which had his radar, wallet, and dino caps in it.

“I can’t travel around stark naked!”

Their gems glowed, showing off their naked forms. “Would it make you feel better if we were also naked?” Broly asked.

‘Too sexy!’ Trunks got hard, but he managed to avoid a nosebleed, since all the blood rushed south.

Broly worked his magic and recreated Trunks’s clothes. “Clothes beam!” In a flash Trunks was dressed.

Trunks switched out his motorcycle, returning it to its capsule and brought out his car. They climbed in and off they went.

To be continued...Gem Possible

Kakarot and Broly enjoy a bath and contemplate on the first gem they’d create it’s possible Trunks is a good candidate, maybe.