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Bonus #225 - Stick With Your Own (ft. Ray Kump)

Tim talks to Ray about dying with good credit, female negotiators, the rainforest, being the man, couches and Sweeney Todd.

Bonus #225 - Stick With Your Own (ft. Ray Kump)

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Hiding out here until Tim brings Kump back

Giggle Berries

Tuff Titts

Langston Knipler

Can someone make a sound bite on Ray yelling “put it in Google!!!” He sounds like he has m&ms in his cheeks

Haley Price

I’m a banker. 600-700 credit scores are where the money is made. Top end aren’t paying many fees or interest.

Corey

Billionaires are not supposed to be plugged in because they live in a bubble. That's why they back bad candidates.

HummerEV96

I agree completely with Tim about Desantis. He spoke to me at the Florida American Legion Boys State nearly 4 years ago privately and didn’t allow media inside the building. Thought that was lame behavior. Spoke for 2 hours about how awesome he was but was just miserable to listen to. Only can speak about his accomplishments and isn’t human like at all when speaking.

Jacob Fordham

The Ray at Machu Pichu bit was one of the best ever.

Brett O

I’m gay when I think of rayyyyyy I’m gay when I think of rayyyyyyy

Not a pretty pal Boi

I didn’t build the butt pyramid

Langston Knipler

You are a sad, strange, little man. - Buzz Lightyear

Hoppy Poppy

you must know, you are living in hell, your soul was tricked into coming into dimension/matrix/simulaiton. Tim knows this, hes referred to it in a non rothschild episode on patreon where they interview a friend who works in the music industry. I cant recall which episode number. Ask yourself, why does every near death experience people report involves their ''loved ones'' appearing and telling them they need to go back? Or how children are born and have past life memories that check out (many docs are out there on this subject)? If a body is dying then why are you given a choice to go back? Because its trickery, they need us here in order to power the simulation itself, and how does it gets its power? From suffering. Our sufferring no matter how big or small. Ask yourself, why would god create a world where beings have TO EAT each other in order to survive? Does that not sound more like hell? With that mindset, imagine the leaders (12 blood lines, illuminati etc..) know this, and have know this for centuries maybe millenias, would this not somehow explain their satanic disdain for god and murderous downright torturous actions against the weakest? If they in fact are reptilian and dont have our soul this means they are stuck here, therefore if no one suffers on earth then the matrix is no longer being powered and they go down with it.

barnac

hello fellow rothschild member, if you are here its because regardless of how, youve achieved a certain level of stability and comfort to justify spending so much on a otherwise free podcast. So why did you do so? Because you've come to realize the madness that is this reality, and tim somehow seems to be the only person that not only understands its cruelness and despaire and somehow make it funny. I know thats what keeps drawing me here but now that ive litteraly listened to all of tims work (ALL) I see this as an ending chapter and therefore

barnac

he would be worshipped as a king or simply eaten, maybe both.

Abuelito

Getting that many teeth replaced is crazy.

Victor Ramos

Tim moved and Ray stayed in NY

2 chainz

I wanna see Ray travel to 3rd world countries and give people advice.

Rich Golden

Kump kump the Mac daddy maker kump kump the daddy Mac will make ya

Mathew

lol thanks for liking all my comments from months ago over the past few weeks

bailey

here he is

Realize Realize

That was a goddamn disaster. Closest we'll ever get to Guinea Pig.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Sounds like the opening narration to a western that ends twenty minutes in with Ray's bloated corpse in the middle of a desert being feasted on by vultures.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

But give him creative control over Raymond's mouth. Let the man have tusks!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

"Consistently" good one.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

*Reverend Dr. Raymond Kumpf, D.D.S.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Anything that makes Raymond uncomfortable is worth it.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

That's cute you think debates are going to happen.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I don't think Raymond can exist in any other state. He's like one of those exotic elements at the bottom of the table.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

(CHERRRYL!)

Barry-O

Necromancy.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

And tough!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I pray to our coming AI machine god this is true.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It really is sad how far Raymond has fallen. He used to have principles.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

2 Xanax+1 Mike's Hard Lemonade=No memory of the next 18 hours

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

But they did release the flight logs! And Newsome still went on vacation with Bill Clinton.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

If he had that kind of foresight his credit rating wouldn't be as bad as Haiti's.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

When Raymond's naked, we're all afraid.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Who the fuck knows.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Hey! I've got that couch! Burned it after wasps made a nest in the corner.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Tim’s best impression is Ray yes or yes

Yimmy Yames

Tim trains dont go across water u dumb fat fuck

JayRad

Why the fuck did Tim+Kump stop happening in the first place?

Alexander Agha

Please keep doing regular shows with Kump 🙏

Madeline Green

Ben Avery would have found the couch immediately !

Pat

“TUFF THITS” 😂

Jay

What does ray say at around 16:00

david orlow

Thanks for pushing back on tims “diversity at all costs kinda sucks sometimes” comment Ray. You spineless schmuck.

Deep thoughts.....

I don't like this Travis guy his laugh makes me angry. This is not a reflection of how I'm feeling about my life at this current time

CareNLM

FYI when raymond says hes getting into hiking shape that means he is binge watching naked and afraid

Rich Golden

Young raymond once assaulted a lippy guy in a wheelchair at golden corral for disrepecting him

Rich Golden

Finally agree with Ray on something

annemarie

Raymond had five baleen removed and is still unintelligible.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

This is as good as the Ben episodes

G SINGH

Love Ray

Jaryd Potapinski

Free bleed

Bobby Dominguez

“You’re very defensive about nonsense”- Ray Kump

Make_No_Mistake_That_TeddyB_Story_Was_Fakeeeee

Crying at Ray telling an Incan native "Tough Tits" at the summit of Machu Pichu.

Thomas Corona

More ray kump!!!

Sean, Michael Galvin

Tim fell off the wagon more than a year ago: look into it!

Christian Glen

God forbid you record a couple episodes in advance to release on time!! Think of it like storing grain in a silo to fill the trough in winter you fucking pig!!

William Kuss

On the day Patreon does Night Mode TJD sez vhtaewifyerowen, huh...

Graizur

A gay Irishman fucking a trans woman, just like God intended.

Marco Bruxo

“People LOVE the arch-deluxe” feeling a little personal bias on Ray’s part there

Marco Bruxo

It’s been 8 days, where is the fucking slop???

Ani

WHERES MY EPISODE PIG?!

Pola

And since they won't release the flight logs, RFK is Guilty By Association...

Barry-O

yeah but he went with his wife and family,,, let us not forget that that Island had a G-rated side to it as well,, hell at the time Jeffrey Epstein was directing the movie Air Bud....

Barry-O

so is ur butt

Drunk N. Monk

If Tim fucks Dylan does it count as heterosexual sex?

Jorge Espinha

This was a great episode. My favorite though was the Sebastian Mariscalco fucking his father episode.

Jorge Espinha

It’s the best fat voice . If Jabba the hut spoke English he would sound like Ray

Jorge Espinha

Only in pay per view. Ray can set the gear for that to happen and make money with his “directing” for a change

Jorge Espinha

Great come back! 💪

Jorge Espinha

He says there’s no room. He shouldn’t be too comfortable anyway, he’s too fat. Tim can be fat because he’s rich.

Jorge Espinha

Only fans.

Jorge Espinha

He must be great haggling….oh jeez

Jorge Espinha

My guess is that they would throw an entire living room in the deal just to get rid of Tim. He must great haggling

Jorge Espinha

I’m in Instagram’s dog house again. I liked the Ray episode, the coach bit was hilarious.

Jorge Espinha

Ray episodes>>

Gregory Olsen

Are you kicking opiates? Sounds like when I quit shooting up.

Clinton Body Count

I took some percs, drank two beers and spent the next 4 hours in the bathroom in a cold sweat, trying not to die

Rebop

And his tits are real and spectacular!!

Christian Glen

I’d rather hear from your mom

Sam Shortle

The Kump episodes are hit or miss for me, and the late episode thing is getting old. I wish you well, pig.

beefsmellington

I'd for real rather hear tim with Dylan mulvainy then Ray cump. Paying for this guy is rough

Rodney

The couch is awful. How is Ray even able to sit/fit on it comfortably. With that taste he probably should go honeymoon in Germany.

Meh

His wife just said that anyone could vote in the Iowa Caucus and told people from all over America to come to Iowa to vote. Dumb chick doesn’t even know the voting laws.

M C

Tim your boy RFK has admitted to flying Pedophile Air with Epstein. It’s your civic duty to talk about this since you had him on your show, him and CHERYLLLLL

M C

Nobody thought DeSantis won lol. He sucks in perpetuity.

Shss

I cherish Ray

Clinton Body Count

One of the greatest pleasures in life for me once upon a time was a Marlboro light after a few percosets kicked in. The blue ones…not the bullshit white ones.

Clinton Body Count

Yes

Omar Decartel

Praise be to weekends with Tim and Kump 🙌🙌🙌🙌. “ I used to believe in Austrian economics, Murray Rothbard, now I realize I was a pussy. Keep borrowing, there’s no debtors prison 😂”

William Alton

Liberals chanting gas the jews is such a sign of what's to come in 2024. The Eunuch losers party is going down.

Kippy Epstein.

Tim either got protective or jealous that Ray got haggled buying a couch. But Tim really would thrive in a couch haggling situation More Ray and Flanigan deep couch

Emilia Tessaro

Nobody makes Tim laugh harder than Ray!

Stephen Dodd

Ray!!!

Stephen Dodd

https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/daily-southtown/ct-sta-dolton-special-board-meeting-st-1207-20231206-jqtg6j7ptjhqjpyqdhb7xkaute-story.html

cellarite

tim needs a new favorite mayor https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kwC75MRyYA4&list=WL&index=1&pp=gAQBiAQB

cellarite

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kwC75MRyYA4&list=WL&index=1&pp=gAQBiAQB

cellarite

All these haters in here want to see Ray fail. Tough tits. He's doing really well. He has a wife, smart apartment, and a Glendora couch from Raymour & Flaningan.

Alex

Lishten to me eurotrash mihkel. Some of us are just regular, in-shape retards.

Alex

Tim should do a podcast with Kump on his Patreon every week. Yes or yes?

Steven Cooper

All the Kump lovers here are just fat retards who are happy to feel represented.

Mihkel Troost

Wait...there are folks hating on the great and powerful Raymond Kump!? Fuck off over to the Ida Hour then you loosers.

Neil Osmond

God Speed lostlizard.

Jazz Kumpet

If Vice Sports is done… What does Ray actually do for a living?

Christian Underkofler

Roy kramp

UNCLE CRACKR

I saw Sweeney Todd 3 time and agree about the set design, they could have done more . Totally disagree about the cast being bad though. Annaleigh is the clear star but I thought everyone did a phenominal job. I wonder if he'd feel different about it if he saw it with Gaten Matarazzo as Toby.

Weenie Boombalini

Is there a way to Mute Ray

Whipkek

all jokes aside, Ray’s new sofa sounds like shit prolly overpaid for it too, I mean NO OTTOMAN? smh

Neal Taylor

intellectual pigs come in all different shapes and sounds

Drunk N. Monk

Commenting exist for a reason. Dense fuk 💀

T

No one asked

Josh M.

I look forward to staying at Tim's B&B

Hannah

I cant stand Ray honestly I’m sorry 😭

T

Holy shit that was all heaters 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤌🏻

Ben

God damnit what a podcast.....Tim needs to fuck Ray on his new couch

Cole Frawley

He’s gonna SJW-your day!

You

The inclusion of the Glendora picture is a nice touch

You

My mouth is agape and I'm only six minutes in

Raspants

I'm speechless

Raspants

Fuck you 🤣

Devon Woodrup

Ray 🤘

Tate Cozza

We wish you well 🏌

Lance

Last episode I'll listen to with ray

Lotlizardluv

That’s right! we want to see them try the cosmc menu!

Jenn

This is my favorite

Masha lukashin

1000000%

Masha lukashin

Listen to me!

AlexJonesRaisedMe

anyone complaining about Kump, is truly lost. The man is a gift, you fucks.

Anderson Anton

Marble ass forehead

JreAllen TV

Tim and Ray at a "Strawberry Festival"... 🪦

Barry-O

maybe try listening without headphones you fucking plebeian

bailey

i just kumped in my mouth

Fredo Cuomo

Tim and Ray need to finally give the people what they want, and make an OnlyFans account

Christian Glen

More Kump, keep him plump and pampered Timmy

HN

🤣

Ponderer

I’m counting on it

Hardly Spent

Ireland is beautiful, Dublin, cork and valencia island are my recs

Jenn

I lasted 35 mins. I just can't. Ray Kump just sounds so fucking fat, like he's eating twinkes and marbles at the same time. I just can't have this in my ear.

Devon Woodrup

Nobody will miss you

Collin Hecker

Cum pig 🤝🏼 Kum(p) pig episodes the hottest shit out

The_Most_Hay

Yeah I’ve been a fan since pre Covid. Ray ruins every episode he’s on for me as well.

Hardly Spent

Omg another fat klump episode. One too many for my liking lately, I’ll be unsubscribing at the end of the month. You could pay me and I still wouldn’t listen to this moron.

Hardly Spent

Listen, I had a coupon but I lost it. IM NOT PAYING

Thomas Carrigan

DeSantis is autistic. That's his energy.

PBRAADEN

No doubt

Thomas Carrigan

ILL SHOW YOU A BABY IN A JAR

Thomas Carrigan

Was hoping mullen was gonna be on the patreon but I'll settle for this filthy Pig.

Pod Castables

I think I saw a jade butt plug at the MET - Ray Kump

micah vance

one milkshake would clog ray's throat with a phlegm so thick that draino would shy away from it

abandon

Shout out to Gavin Deuce-some

ED

No way ray fits on that couch

TJD4pres24

Looks up Glendora Sofa.....

Jamie Black

"Oh, look at that. That's a nice dolphin." — Ray Kump

Salil Al-Sawarim

Why do I always feel unemployed when I listen to this podcast?

Jamie Black

Whoa now - LISTEN TO ME….. I think you should kump on the brakes here a little bit with this slander !

Jazz Kumpet

I’ll suck your dick for a couch - ray kump

Samuel Chambers

Who would enjoy Tim & Ray live-streaming a presidential debate?

Nick Palance Show

Gold:: 50:21 - 51:52

SLL

Tim is the only podcaster I know that says, "let's not ruin the good material on the patreon episode, got to make sure to save that for the real episode!"😜

Farley Craig

If you’re interested in the Amazon you have to talk to Paul Rosalie (who was on Rogan not too long ago)

Devin

"Ray" talking to his haters at Machu Pichu has me on the floor

Michael

Listening to this from my Raymour Flanagan sectional. Laid out like a slug

Castlebar

Thank you for uploading a picture of the hideous couch

I’m just an American

I thought no one else remembered that😂 goes through my head so much after listening to the archives post Trump

Suckmydick

Such a funny episode. Kump is King.

Positivity

This holiday season just got kumped up a notch. The results are Kumptacular

Jazz Kumpet

I’ve been a TD fan since gas digital. Ray himself is less funny than his couch

BEC SPK

"You take out a shit map, you win that point!"

Alex

That couch looks like it was smeared with san fran turds.

Jonathan Mint

*kumpf

Drunk N. Monk

WELCOME to Couch Talk with Special Guest Ray “Kumpfy” Kump

Evan Kirchmer

deep couch is a must

Mr. D

is there video for these bonus episodes

John R

Kump / Dillon 2024. "America, LISTEN TO ME!"

IMM

Who the hell cares about Rays couch?! Jesus this show has taken a dive!

BEC SPK

"Hey, listen...!"

Banjo Buck (Hyena Pen Security)

I like bubbles too.

Suttree

The movie tim is referencing is Tommy Boy. David Spade is the miserable little man, who is untrustworthy.

Tubby

Kump 2024

Jason Kelts

Based ray

JC

“You’re very defensive about nonsense” has got to be one of the most accurate Kump observations of Tim

Monsieur Queso

Siri… show me where my penis is

Londy

Great ep. Kump was needed

Mean Mike

Love me some Kump

Jaryd Potapinski

Who’s FICO, never heard of ‘em. Dave Ramsey gang represent

WeighSeanKingston

I'm grateful for the advice re: sofas and debt. Thank you, both.

Hannah

wish the retard producer didn't cut off their convo lol

Richard Condit

I may be going to the Boston show. Please do a live podcast with kump pig 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Richard Condit

KUMP!

True Rambler

Give me Choco Taco Sofa, or give me death.

John White

Ray Ray

Roach Giggins

MY TEETH ARE ROTTEN

Richard Condit

Can you two please do a separate show consistently?

Michael Santana

Synchrony Bank used to be GE Capital 😬 .. I worked there as a contractor when it was split off.. Remember their psychopath CEO “Neutron Jack” Welch

S Padival

Sweeney Todd was iconic - go see the one in NY!!!

Warren

From Pairs take the night train to roam in first class - then fly to Ireland

Jon Rodman

Give me skop ooo

Josh Bartlett

Is Tim quoting Toy Story? “ you’re a sad strange little man and you have my pity”

Tyler Hass

Guinea pig

Hannah Jette

Need to let ray direct who took Johnny the musical

cody

Best Ray Kump I've ever heard! Great episode... Don't get a big head you fat cunts

Just Dan

💯

Vicious Teknique

I’ve heard Episode 5 too many times

Vicious Teknique

Tim needs to fck Synchrony over and give Ray a teeth implant grant. Tim is piggybacking rays talent from the early days and took advantage of rays contractual naïvety…

Ben Seales

Love these. Thank you for not making us pay for “expert”guests to rant about the Middle East and instead giving us the silly duo we love.

Anthony Yates

LISHEN to me, I was SHELLING THE ELIKSHIR.. THAT'SH MY JOB! THAT'SH WHAT I WASH HIRED TO DO!

Disgraced Businessman

He was a very fat man! And his KNEES would BLEED. And he liked CAFFEINE PILLS. He really liked eating a CAFFEINE PILL.. and he was a KILLER. That's what he was.

Disgraced Businessman

The Tim/Ray combo is really something to behold. Ray on his own can be less than pleasing, but when you add him to Tim’s ramblings it’s pure magic!

Dino Fonz

Kump is great

L

Should be the Tim and Ray show, these are always the best episodes in my opinion.

Dog With No Collar

Ray kump is the best.

Aaron Lennon

We love Kump 🩷

Lindsay

“Skylar” sounded a lot like Mark Halperin lmao

Will

I wanna hear more about this bodega sauce

Steve

🐐

Vicious Teknique

Nothing more soothing than the sound of these two whales struggling to breathe and talk at the same time. Like how I sound when I had pneumonia.

Nelson

Kump is truly an American icon.

Clinton Body Count

I love how confident Tim is that Ray doesn't have $15k to spare

Peter

Ray is absolutely glowing with domestic bliss!

Muffuletta

I’ve seen better couches at Goodwill.

Clinton Body Count

Been binging all the Tim Dillon is going to hell episodes just to hear more ray

Suckmydick

♪ SJW Ray ♪

Alex

Zeckendorf didn’t develop 740 Park Avenue - it was James T. Lee, Jackie O’s grandfather. #fakebusiness

Nick Palance Show

I’m so close to being gay

Mitchell O'Donnell

Finally! Kump

Bob Seger

I think having no video for the pods with Ray makes them even better. Somehow you just know that your mental image of him is exactly correct

Alex

Dillon/Kump 2028

B_n4sty

it’s aspirational and inspirational

B_n4sty

Kump getting new teeth on credit before getting a nutritionist or therapist for weight loss is so on brand, God save the king 🫡

Ani

hi u have whatsapp 🌹

Hawk Darrah

Now that he's got his new teeth, Ray Kump for President.

David B. Gosselin

dude the best episodes ever are wjth Kump. I’m so happy GaS days are coming back just in time for WW3 I SELL THE ELIXIR

Thomas Carrigan

Thank God kump is back and he better have told the producer to STFU

Jonathan

Thanks daddy

Mean Mike

We'll all die in debted to the pig

Barry-O

this is the light in the dark

B_n4sty

Feed me pig daddy!

Neil Osmond

Talk about the “refugee” stabbings in Ireland Timothy

Jack Costas

No shame. We’ve all prematurely ejaculated before.

Draven Cruz

Good old slop from cartman

Dick Olson III

Never been this early

TJD4pres24

Cump

Mushroom.man


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