Bonus #207 - Hanging At Dawn

“The women that dare to change the world” (Tim’s book) usually end up bending over backwards to do as they’re told or whatever benefits them personally- that’s not leadership btw. Take the drug dealer here that likely knowingly sold the hot dose for example. Drug dealer or CEO either one, lacking a backbone, can be dangerous. Weak men are dangerous/ corrupt enough but atleast they can be criticized without fear of being cancelled. Maybe we should write books encouraging merit?

Aintshook

Interesting it was the people making tv shows about theybies that killed it, and not the satanic pedophiles.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Wokeism killed Hollywood.

HummerEV96

Really and truly, please fix the producer’s volume issue. As I make my twice daily Falling Down commute across the hellscape that is Los Angeles, I can’t hear shit.

Lindsay

out in the barn, is a pig as pink as Al Karn, I jizzed on his flannel as we comlained of the trammels and spun such illustrious yarns

Barry Quinn

Tim, your method of warfare against establishment media would best be characterized as “Belligerent Insurgency”. I hope this helps you in the fight, brother! - Sincerely, Professor Grouch -

TheWhiteHotep

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SparkyDHappyCat

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But where they asking for the drugs.

FentanylFan69

Our Timothy speaking the truth as usual. He's a sweet boy YouTube just misunderstands him.

Mike Regan

I truly hope the pig understands the difference between a faggot and a gay guy

Steven J Blea

I’m done sitting on his cock but message still stands shut up u pigs

Mac White

Hey take another look at the sandy hook thing. And where the fuck is the the ice cream pop up? Tell that new twink to get on it.

xSynergy

All u piggy’s complaining about the late episode need to go roll in the fucking mud this man has blessed us with hours of content grow the fuck up. You will always come back for your grub don’t deny it u fat little slut

Mac White

Bravo

Oscar Delgado

In a farm, where laughter meets the snout, Resided a pig, greedy without a doubt. With each oink and snort, he'd scheme and dig, This porky fellow, the hoard-happy pig! But tardy he was, in podcast's embrace, Procrastination, his hapless chase. Patrons grew weary, losing their grace, As lessons of sharing lost their place. In tales with puns, he tried to steer, But subscribers waned, no longer near. With heart now humbled, he faced the fear, Of greed's downfall, crystal clear.

DB

Tim might as well build a studio in his moms Mental institution. At this point he’s spending as much visiting her there as he is in an existing studio.

Tyler Bailey

Those two studios on either coast are really paying off.

I hope his dead cos it's the only excuse I'm willing to except.

Pod Castables

No conversation about Gilgo murders? Wtf

It starts raining.

Cody Lawler

Two Native American kids are dancing outside their long house.

Cody Lawler

Yo Content machine give me the episodes on time so I have something to look forward to during work. Is it the new producer that’s causing all lateness? if so, you should have him offed just like the Obamas did to that chef that “drown” in Nantucket. The old giggling twink would get the episodes out on time.

should we be concerned for timmy? maybe he is missing or got voluntarily sex trafficked.

What is Chalamet up to now? Playing willy wonka with Ray n Phillipe? I agree with Zippy Zipster the next ep better not start with a gosh damn apology. Straight to Pig FakeBiz

Emilia Tessaro

It seems the multiple studios empire didn’t do the trick.

Jorge Espinha

When he was on Tom Segura’s show a couple weeks ago, was that Ben Avery they were referring to in the beginning?

Luke Pond

Honestly we need to burn this fat pig.

Dick Olson III

Murder is valid now at this point

Bertram Bunch

Ben came back to kill him

Noa Rydholm

Get 2 eps a month.... sad really to see him fall off like this

sam clegg

Whats the good word? I don't have any social media did he say something?

Cody Lawler

Praise the Lord !

John Toal

100% don’t get the hate on Kump, he’s great

Why is there so much Ray Kump hate? The chemistry between him and Tim is hilarious.

Joshua Cochran

Be fat OR be lazy, not both. Hank Foley is like 900 pounds now and AYG still manages to put out three episodes per week. Never late.

J.Fine

You must be new here.

J.Fine

The Vaccine works more than the Pig

Tyler Bailey

YOU GET YOUR EPISODE WHEN IT COMES OUT maybe you guys are the pigs, just wait ffs

It’s like my uncle always said “put out or shut up” The lacrosse players asshole is much more important. 💕

t

Are his fat fingers to far up a lacrosse players asshole to even tweet, “episode is gonna be late”.

Vic boss

I’m gonna rewatch Gringo Papi

Mean Mike

The comment section usually disappoints me. There are a few gems here and there, but it seems to be mostly composed of the bellicose barking of buffoons. A bunch of walruses moaning over the limited iceberg space.

z17seattle

Maybe a 3rd studio would do the trick

At this point we are all behaving like battered wives. "He's a good provider!" ; "He loves us". Which is funny because last night the police got the wrong address and knocked at my door for a domestic violence call. I tell you guys, facing 8 very fit police officers at 11h30 PM is a scary experience even when you're innocent.

Jorge Espinha

Didn't think it was possible but This podcast is actually getting worse than his stand up

Where's next weeks episode, fat pig?

Noa Rydholm

Yes, sir!

Noa Rydholm

So are we all going to file a class action lawsuit against Tim with Morgan & Morgan ?

Vic boss

You’re such a fat pig. Fill my trough with your slop podcast now.

Cole Doughty

Cancelled before, cancelled again, I’ll do it a 3rd time ffs

Its a real pig out there

PIG, PIG, PIG.

Cody Lawler

Throw the pig in the pot

Kevin Sarti

What a grimy fuck pig. Give me my episode or I’m calling Morgan & Morgan

Nick

You’ll never walk and end up as fat as Kump cuz these episodes are always late.

M C

Loving the late episodes. ONLY LATE EPISODES OR I WALK

Taargus Taargus

Hang the pig now

RickyBobby

Let’s hang the pig at dawn

Oscar Delgado

Maybe its the O's.....R I P...at least he fits in the casket now.

Tj Turner

Uh oh. Today is the first day I actually considered canceling the Patreon. Kinda fucking up here Tim.

AllTooEasy_

Can this fat fuck ever release an episode on time

Vic boss

Where is this pig with our content. It’s Monday and I need some ranting and raving to get me through the week

Collin Hecker

Goes on strike but still collects the money. This guy truly understands American culture.

David Gross

Tim’s doing 1 show every couple weeks and can’t post. Imagine how slop this is gonna get when he goes on tour

Ian

I need.

Dawgz 2024

Even with 2 studios still can’t pump out 2 hrs of content a week 🐸

He is also on strike

Grayson Saylors

Is that you Tim?

Dylan Roberts

I don’t even know what day it’s supposed to be posted anymore.

Morgan

Dude - not cool.

Jazz Kumpet

I quit and re-sub weekly. It’s become an abusive relationship. I’m going to my sister’s house for a while.

Nick Palance Show

I'm not Ben basher. He seemed like good kid, and he was a great foil for Tim. Straight man of the act, and I think it's sad that didn't work out. Tim seems difficult to work with, to say the least.

dgitaylor45

Feed me content

Bryce Ehret

Laughed hardest I have in years listening to the Hitler/Bob Iger speech. Idk what I’d do without my Rothschild membership

Steven Mehler

better be here tomorrow gordo

Hairy Nigga Balls

Where is that fresh slop?

leo

I suggest a new tier called “New Money” where Tim over-complicates his life with meaningless possessions, homes, and studio backdrops to the point where he no longer does the work that got him his first big nut. The “New Money” tier exists in the Metaverse where we all throw digital pennies at Tim’s poor, malnourished body as he desperately fights the gravity of the type of bleak poverty that once had a taste of the good life until either his ticker quits or his long lost work ethic respawns.

Nick Palance Show

We need to show Tim pinky doll

Nathan Pitek

Tim!!!! Cuomo is on the PBD podcast!

Philip Ebanks

Ben Avery is human Ambien. I've seen wallpaper that had more personality.

J.Fine

When he lost Ben Avery he alienated his younger audience. New guy has boring vanilla older millennial energy, and a lower IQ laugh, just my humble opinion

z17seattle

come to PORTLAND Oregon Tim, we need your perspective in the rose city

Alex Harris

Our own government turns a blind eye to fent trade because the deaths weed out the "undesirables". It's brilliant really

Tyler

Timmy plz come to Boston

Liam Gallagher

The reason fentanyl goes into drugs is because enemies of the United States are waging war against our population.

Inmate ID# 2904055

Tim really gave a Funny Mustache Man speech as Disney 💀

Sandlapper

New game: take a shot every time Tim name drops Joe Rogan. You’ll be shit faced every pod

Nanoceleb

Daniella your pussy has to be one of this most shrunken dried out pussy ever bitch you're on a patron comment section what the fuck is your malfunction! Do you think these words will save the world. Bitch shut up

Amir Betties

👍👍👍👍

Jorge Espinha

By the way- go walk through the north west corner of Washington Square Park. A stroll through there, and you’ll see there’s not enough fentanyl in the heroin imo. Ramp it up.

daniella vale

“Back in my day the coke was pure as snow. Farm to nose quality. Can’t find that anymore”. Okay boomer. What do you expect when we move all of the coke factories to overseas? Yet another example of the dems ruining American production standards. What a country. Total race to the bottom when you can’t even expect good old fashion Vicodin to be American made. 🤦🏼‍♀️

daniella vale

Ben Avery funnier than tim Dillon get the fuck out

Mathew

Sorry Tim but your podcasts are going down hill. Ben Avery is putting out better content you should go work for him

frank

Talk about Cornel West running get him on the show!

skyler Martini

Topic suggestion for next episode: PinkyDoll NPC TikTok livestreams. They will literally break Tims brain with how moronic it is

Nathan Pitek

He's an angry elf.

infinite Fibonacci

I hope the next dub you score is pure fent bitch!!!!

CrowFlyLow

I'm a fan of the comment section and I have to say that after reading hundreds of comments, most of them deranged, Seth Langlois is without a doubt the craziest loon in our madhouse. And that's saying a lot. And he's also dumb.

Jorge Espinha

You realize he's a comedian? You must know that his comedy is extremely dark humor. You do, right? That's how he dealt with his fucked up childhood. Let me ask you something, if you believe he speaks literally, how long have you been listening to Tim? All the horrible stuffed he said before was kosher to you? Are you insane?

Jorge Espinha

seth you are clearly still on drugs lol your a fucking idiot

Shut the fuck up Seth.

Shut up you whining retard

Colin

See you next week retard

Mean Mike

The reason ppl sell fent even tho they know it kills is because the people are willing to take that risk, because if they don't take it, you get so sick you would rather die. The dealers are also addicts and know that sickness, they are scared to kill people, but they understand people will do anything to get rid of that sickness, including selling fent to make the money to supply their habit. If they just gave us the fucking heroin back this wouldn't be happening. They need to legalize drugs. Calling for more punishment is fucking insane and anyone who calls for more punishment should be shot in the face in my opinion. Stop treating ppl who use drugs less than human. Or let's just line them up in the street and burn them alive. Their children too. Maybe that will make people feel better about the horrible horrible crime of being a drug addict

Im gunna get rid of this pateron. If he really thinks we should murder people who use drugs then he should be murdered immediately. This stuff shouldn't be joked about it's not funny at all. Tim's a hypocritical scumbag who doesn't know a fucking thing about what he's talking about. Guy says there's green Vicodin in other episodes which there never has been, I think he's lying about a lot of his drug use. I used for ten years and I can tell you he knows absolutely nothing about drugs

Not sure where you're staying. Also anyone who's go to retort is to invoke Nazis I have to automatically assume is an incel.

Emerald McGinnis

Why would I have to sell my house? And why are you so excited about this imaginary scenario? But you are correct. I own a few houses, and I short term rent a couple of them. I mean I might sell one of them if it makes sense. Did I stumble onto the "Homeowners are Fascists" crybaby Reddit?

Emerald McGinnis

Sounds like somebody runs an airbnb. I can't wait until you have to sell that house.

J.Fine

go watch his podcast if you miss him so much

Ben Pitchford

Maybe hunter biden IS Percocet princess?

Steven

Get a life

Find a better laugh track / producer.

kjl

You couldn’t be more wrong. Many hosts are similar to Nazis they other dont clean their shitty house and think people should be forced to deal with it you seem to fall into that category. Last time I stayed at Airbnb found cameras in the bathroom explain to me how that has anything to do with psycho guests?

S M

The free one was funny

Jorge Espinha

You're fml

Emerald McGinnis

I'm happy to explain to you why your 90% wrong about your Airbnb take. Hosts are psycho because GUESTS are psycho and will ruin you with their reviews. Like "oh I found A piece of lint in the shower that may have been a bug. It wasn't a big, but still I just feel like I paid $300 a nite to NOT be spooked by a maybe bug" If hosts are garbage it's only because humanity is garbage. Except the host has all the added luxury of a mortgage and maybe black mold.

Emerald McGinnis

Listen, i wanted to be a stuntman as a child but my bitch mom, may god rest her soul, would never allow me to jump my dirt bike. By the time i was 18 at 400 pounds the doctor said i might never jump dirt bikes. I guess my point is if these kids don’t start pole dancing young they too might never live up to there potential.

Delyn Kirstein

"grow the fuck up"

leo

Good one Tim :)

It's 104˚ fa fa fa fahrenheit...time for a grilled cheese

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

"Black Refractions" sounds like the Pig's style of humor

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

Funny?

Ike Duffy

That’s what happens when you sell drugs to a celebrity’s grandchild.

Daniel Thornton

This one was a bit weak Timmy....I am at my WITS END WITH YOU

ChrisG thank you for your service

Just you

Jorge Espinha

An entire series

Jorge Espinha

The free podcast was much better. Tim D in good form, kept Ukraine at a minimum. Be Best!

Jorge Espinha

"and a hot dog warlord will save us"

leo

The black curtain is back and Im very happy about it

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Yea Kump is King. You are just not smart enough to understand what he is talking about.

It isn't just Kumpf. It's any other guest at all, including kumpf. I miss ben.

It's never too late for the gun

M F

Redbar doesnt have jokes. He calls Foley fat and calls it a joke. Stfu

M F

You sound like a boomer. Tim would not be impressed

M F

they were fine

Joe Boiko

Kump is King. The man should never have left in the first place.

Benjamin Netenyahoo

We need a special episode on the Long Island serial killer

Jason Schwartz

More like MountKillJoy

Emilia Tessaro

Mountjoy is a prison in Dublin, Ireland.

Jorge Espinha

Kump2024

De Vito Is Pure

You don’t know shit Kump sucks and anyone with half a brain knows it.

Peter Mountjoy

All I can say is thanks fuck Kump wasn’t speaking mindless inaudible unfunny broken shit and it was Piggy solo which is how it should be. And all you pro Kump losers don’t bother responding with your hate mail you obviously don’t know shit so shut the fuck up and grow some Fucken good taste.

Peter Mountjoy

Volume super low for anyone else?

Chris James

Good episode. mike needs to be turned up though

HANG THE WITCH!!!!

Portia Nicole

Thank you

Episodes with Tim and Ray Kump together are the only reason most people here don’t put a gun in their mouth. You are a different breed

Kyler

I bet this is redban

Dawgz 2024

For a guy who’s been clean for 12 years. Tim sure knows a lot about the current drug market 🤣

Daniel Rodriguez

YoYo Ma 😂

Winston Yellen

Seth mafarlane couldn’t lick the dirt off Timmy’s cleats porter

Winston Yellen

He also has stole more than a couple jokes from redbar and Seth macfarlane

Handsome twink

Oscar you are what we call a hater. You comment on everyone’s comments like a prick. Ultimately this fat fuck has one job. To give us the slop.

Handsome twink

Movies like Napoleon and Dune are unironically going to inspire the next Hitler in the 2030's lol.

Justinian

And yet here you are you ungrateful slob. No one knows or cares who redbar is and doesn’t own the rights on making joke premises you fucking moron. Go jump off a bridge

Oscar Delgado

Tim knew he wasn’t dropping the free episode tonight which is why tacked on “hopefully” in reference to dropping today. Fuck you. You steal jokes from redbar.

Handsome twink

Tim you saved my life, if you posted another episode with ray kumpf I was literally going to put a gun in my mouth. Thanks!!

King of Pigs. The World needs your royal commentary on the Long Island serial killer Rex Heuermann

Aaron Gunderson

Truly wish I never even started doing blow lol Shit has completely ruined alcohol for me and can’t even enjoy getting drunk without it now such a dumb drug, not even to mention how fucking expensive it is

Jackson Boyle

Great episode!

Dude turn the fucking mic up piggy pig

Matthew

Another I did drugs when I was 15 Podcast. Nothing to see here piggy

John Nolan

CACKLED to this

Jillian

good one

I certainly helped the economy last night

Joseph Irizarry

Goatee and throated with the sauce

James Jepsen

Because you don’t have raycon headphones

Dawgz 2024

I just wanted to take a second and let Tim know , he is loved and appreciated. Also can you get Raymond Kump on the podcast , he’s a small time podcaster who recently got married.

Dawgz 2024

Your resemblance to Lewis Capaldi is striking.

Look the fact is that too many people have writing jobs now. Ray kump, and Devin Costa have ones.

Tristan

Why do I need to listen to this on full volume??? Get it together fake Ben

Great episode Tim!

Lucy Dietrich

Hollywood is making the celebs gay! Or whatever Alex Jones said

Paul Fickes

This was a unironically positive, yet funny anti drug message here.

Jeff

Fentanyl is super cheap Tim- that’s why they do it

G-Sleazy

No Boston on tour again! Nice!

Paul Canavan

Life in the big city!

anon

Completely agree with Tim’s take on addicts. Lately, I’ve found myself completely annoyed with this influencer from my hometown Boston. He basically sits in his car, pupils all messed up, scabs, and starts ranting on random Massachusetts cities saying “Oh Mattapan is changing its name to Nigeria now because of all the black peoples” and weird stuff like that. And people actually think he’s entertaining and I’m like, he’s literally driving around high endangering people and saying Boston is overrun with immigrants. He’s a junkie racist. How is this entertaining? Now we have addiction comedy and we are all supposed to pretend they’re not high and that they’re funny?!

Lauren V

I like when ray is on the Patreon with Tim, I don’t like either of them alone

Flabbergasted

Sag Health? There's a joke in there, somewhere...

Hannah

Great ep...isn't this like the ninth new studio that's been set up over the years?

Semore Butts

Great pod thanks tim

jimmy szatkowski

Tim nailed it... the biz is bloated with too many people that don't belong there.... above and below the line. My cousin Beth Finch was head writer/producer on Greys anatomy till she was discovered to be a lying fraud... faking cancer for over 12 years to advance her career and enable her to bully other writers! Check out the article in Vanity Fair... She is hiding somwhere in LA still

Jon Udell

Ouch. This one was a real stinker.

The oddity is why mix it with cocaine that it’s a stimulant ? Whatever the price of fentanyl, baby formula or powdered milk are cheaper and a better powders to cut cocaine. Is it sabotage? By rival gangs? But here the question is how?

Jorge Espinha

At this point I’m glad it was released. He needs to be consistent.

Jorge Espinha

This one sucked.

Rusty Shackelford

Ohhhh the Ukraine....and not a word about the Long Islang serial killer? Suspicious. Very Suspicious. Are you covering for Ray Kump?

Jorge Espinha

Being back Ben?

Dick Olson III

Please open a third studio in Belle Fourche South Dakota. This way you will be 100% covered.

Jorge Espinha

Fentanyl is easier to smuggle with smaller packs and it's more potent

Jonathan