Bonus #201 - About My Father

Glad to hear Rays getting guinea pig going again 🙏🏻

Dexter

Yes you’re the only one

Hunter Kisandi

Am I the only one who thinks his Sebastian impression is not funny? It always drones on way too long and is not funny at all.

r3soldierkid

That movie sounds horrible. Can't believe De Niro is taking these roles.

HummerEV96

your comment inspired me to relisten and now I'm 5 replays in

King Schaub

This is too funnny Sabestian a comprised loser

Steven G

Gibsons soon pig :) Fake biz, chestnut checkers (luxury boat rentals)

Joshua Prince

I have listened to this prob 7 times and still cry.. not because it’s funny, the movie made me so emotional..

Tyler McCarthy

Oh maybe you should trying fucking your father or killing yourself.

Cullen merrifield

"...with his COCK!" -Ray Kump

Barry Quinn

Lol

You’re a pile of sticks .

He is Reddit incarnate.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

2 males, both gay

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Could have saved all that typing and just said "Ray as the bear in Revenant" and been just as funny.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Because they are degenerate filth.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

How dare you. Your Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon order has been cancelled. There will be no refund.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Bart is the most unfunny comedian currently. Sebastian is merely mediocre.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

This explains so much.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

"Look what they did to my beautiful ass!"

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Raymond is a possibly unconscious caricature of your standard Reddit liberal. And that's why we love him.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Wrong ocean.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Raymond will murder, rape, and eat you for much less than that.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Hedonist is a funny way to say retarded.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

You both make valid points.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Shannon was dumped in the Hudson by the Giglo beach killer.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Italians are Greeks if you reduce the gay but add in downs.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Inclusion training is where I draw the line.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The movie exists because Jews need to continue separating whites by categorizing them in media. Pushing for Italians and Slavics to not be considered white atm

dlop

I have listened to this so many times, I think it should be categorized as a new disorder.

Haley Price

Tim and Ray are the funniest podcast duo

Isaiah

Lol high IQ responses

Jack Vandelay

I hope you’re family die in a car accident . leave lord kump alone

Wenzeslau II

i’m cryingggg fr when i worked at starbucks i had to do inclusion training and then the store manager sends me outside in a monsoon to take orders 😭😭😭

rose

I absolutely love this episode!

Josh J

Sebastian used to be funny i guess. His most recent special was so shit

Caleb Gooch

LISHUN TUH ME.. JAPANEESH PANTY VENDING MACHINESH

Alex Fritz

That was so fucking funny

Hamilton Forslund

Listening again. Love this episode.

Jerry Jimenez

I think Jay and Christine said on the Bonfire that they pay $250/month each for their Ozempic. Not too bad. Not thousands. I’m pretty positive they said $250/month each.

This is the best ep since death of a car salesman. Listened like 5 times now

Kevin Sarti

Oh good! Another long rant about Ukraine. Overall a solid episode. 👌 Be Best

Jorge Espinha

Ay that fat fuck let us down

dayron perez

Yea? Check porn hub..... they fuckin

Tj Turner

Ray is a dumb slob

Frank Gaul

This is premium slop for the pigs

MikeyGfreakySqueakMNMimerectforYannyPnChrissyD

Legendary ep

Billy Boggle

Definitely just fucking nuts

Garrett Fink

Elon gave people an app where they can talk about anything- and yet the daily discussion is STILL gender wars and race issues

ud

Listening for the 4th time...

Jorge Espinha

Regal Ronkonkoma. I have been there many times. I’m sure Tim chose this theatre because it has reclining seats. So predictable.

Alex Bishop

Might just be fucking nuts.

Keagan Brown

I love how it went from cracker barrel they can have it to stay home 🤣 "I don't even know how I got here"

ella mawer

You have to be Italian to get it. My mom is 86 years old she’s 100% Calabrese she cures everything with garlic, warm coke and Vicks. She once stood at her door and told my son he couldn’t bring a girl he wanted to introduce to her in the house because she saw horns coming out of her head. 😂

PammyCakes

cry harder faggot

bailey

before my father died i had a baby with him

Ryan Huggins

I’ll whack him off for this 🥴😮‍💨

Cody

Orgy with Ray

Cody

Double action? @Timjdillon

James Coulombe

Samsies. I’ll slop that hog anytime

Cody

Oh ,you're getting whacked for this....

Gabriel Lazar

Great episode. Tim, open to hook up whenever, lmk

James Coulombe

God I can’t fucking stand Ray Kump’s sauce mouth. Reminds me why I cancelled the Patreon in the first place.

Jack Vandelay

Yeah except this wasn’t funny

Jack Vandelay

This bitch

Nick Palance Show

kidding kidding....

lamotrigine

this is like an episode of lemon party. just talking about movies

lamotrigine

Tim died years ago. Hence the glasses.

The Peen.

Nobody misses the laugh track

Marty

Tim died on his first day of ozempic, is the reason for the delay

Marty

Tim doesn’t care about you pig.

GAGE CARLSON

dont even post a ep this week tim. make these children stew in thier own shit. So desperate to escape thier own lives for and hour of yours.

CrowFlyLow

go watch pyrolive

Nick

I think you have your answer

Mean Mike

It’s quarter past slop o’clock. Where’s the slop

Mean Mike

pls post or I assassinate a pig

Danny

LETS GO CHAROLETTES WEB HURRY UP

Moon Chalice

SUEY!! 🐖

Matt J

Slooooooop

Chocolatecake24

Where is the piggy ??? I need my slop

Dan

it is a good point just call them out...I dont really care but its refershing to just say grow the fuck up....fuck theis people....lol they dont even fuck lol

Joe Boiko

How much do people miss Ben ?

Nathan Graves

Yeah! And it was wonderful!

Jorge Espinha

Finally someone willing to say what we're all thinking: Fuck Furries. Raymond is a goddamn American hero.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Everything Tim said has basically come true. We need another Ray episode where they talk about their predictions for 2024. Also, NYC had the worst air quality in the world today. It's time to move. This city is a scam and I've had it.

Liz

It’s all about gape talk

I just miss the airy farty gapey times

We like stubby assholes

Get a cute, shaved, bleached asshole then we’ll talk

I like a stubby situation. Don’t you?

get a hobby

patreon isascam

Very funny but PLEASE DONT LAUGH LIKE THAT FUCKING HACK BART CHRYSLER

patreon isascam

Only talk to me if you know you have a cute asshole

Shaved, cool looking assholes only for me

Soberish on vacation. Gunna need a grenadine patch after this 2 week party. We go hard.

Another marble mouth episode. Fuck.

KOJI KAY

No

KOJI KAY

AMEN BROTHER. I lost ALL respect I had for that guy when he told the show’s producer that he was being a creep or a weirdo or something like that because she told his girlfriend (Ray Kump’s girlfriend ) that she was pretty or good looking or something like that, just being polite and trying to be nice obviously and Kump got super jealous like an absolute retard.

KOJI KAY

That jealous dumb fuck will murder you just for asking that.

KOJI KAY

Correct. You have the demeanor of an amazing human being. Don’t believe anyone that calls you or your family a cunt and a pile of shit. They are wrong.

KOJI KAY

I’d subscribe to see that stubby-haired flabby chode

He’d make a killing with that for sure

I’m no agent, but I’m pretty sure Tim could make an Only Fans of 5 minute comedy bits or solo nude yoga scenes on a yoga mat.

Hey fatty just seen my bank account got charged but there’s still no episode what the fuck is going on here

Josh Graham

how much you got? we can arrange that ;)

S

I’ve read 7 different comments you’ve posted on this episode stop smelling your own farts and throw your phone in the pacific and while you’re at it throw yourself with those disgusting tattoos in there as well you slob

Finn

AGREED

Finn

Agreed

Finn

I’d give every last dime I have too never have too hear ray again in my life

Finn

Big J

MikeyGfreakySqueakMNMimerectforYannyPnChrissyD

This is the most vile thing ever performed

The boys are back n’ brown

Tim and Ray, please watch the Natalia Grace documentary and discuss. I’m dying to hear your take because it’s the craziest story ever but you gotta watch the whole series… You guys are an amazing team and I love hearing this series. More Kump! “Listen to me!”

Lauren V

i free associated during the trailer... that was the worst... i'm out of breath from dry heaving...

Archduke Abino

for the ever loving son-daughter-cousin-sister-neighborhood scab cock pus.... oozie pus... flowihg like a river..

Archduke Abino

Not anymore. We get like one extra episode every 2-3 months

Dan

Is Rothschild tier worth it ?

Nathan Graves

Made me laugh all night on Uber eats Tim . Love your show man!

Michael villarreal

Unlistenable, embarrassing, weakass, low bar, pandering, total shit, no-thought, garbage. And that’s just Tim’s takes.

BreakfastForDinner

The plane crash Tim has been predicting happened everyone!

Craig Shrum

Ray sucks

Unemployed Crisis Actor

Italians were the last major European group that made it into the white category. But by the time they did, being white wasn't that great anymore. Aint that a kick in the head!

Christian Glen

Ray brings out the best version of Tim.

John

If you were gonna have an Italian bashing episode you should have invited mullen to do the voice

Tyler

Guinea pig coming soon!

Mike

As an Italian I can tell you my father beat my cheeks over a bolognaise

Syd Richardson

Ray Kump? More like Ray Dump

Anthony Montana

Ray Kump is a loser.

Cliffordelphia

It was the current producer

Patrick Maiden

yeah show is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better with kump

Jack Gaming

Gotta keep it tight. Be Best!

BRING BACK TIM DILLONS GOING TO HELL, GET SHANNON AND KUMP IN THERE

Thomas Carrigan

Bribes and bruschetta is a goat episode

Thomas Carrigan

Legit would pay $100 month for weekly Kump Dillon episodes not kidding

Thomas Carrigan

Four midwestern men all about 500 lbs

Thomas Carrigan

I

Travis Sturms

This mediocracy is the last straw timbo I’m going to impaulsive+

Jordan Larkin

Fuck the Kump haters. Fuck. em. Reminds me of the good 'ol days.

Raoul Duke

Basically Sebastian is doing an imitation of “meet the parents” but with a 50 year old as the leading man. It’s so unoriginal that he even got Bobby DeNiro chewing the scenery. Wasps vs Wops?! Really groundbreaking!

Jorge Espinha

Probably

Jorge Espinha

His podcast is shit. But he makes good episodes with Tim. And that’s all I care. I want Tim to be funny

Jorge Espinha

Kump’s podcast is crap but he’s good with Tim. A bit like Ben, mediocre at his own but good with Tim.

Jorge Espinha

He’s a fat fuck but he has a good chemistry with Mr Dillon

Jorge Espinha

Who was the guest that pissed of Ray by making a pass at his girlfriend?

Jorge Espinha

I’ve listened 3 times. This is probably the best episode of all time. I have my doubts Sebastian would like it.

Jorge Espinha

Chill out. Trans isn’t gay. It’s something else. It’s similar to anorexia. Kids are confused, and in some cases confuse their homosexuality with trans.

Jorge Espinha

He is a fat monster and that’s why we love him. He hasn’t seen his penis since DUBYA was president and by god he may never.

Clinton Body Count

I can’t I lost weight and I’m getting shredded. No more breasts. Be best!

Jorge Espinha

I’ve listened 3 times. And he gets me every time.

Jorge Espinha

Hey boys I'm back. Took six months off and bought some whey protein with the $30 I saved. Just wanted to say Ben isn't funny and it's good to see all of your shining faces again.

infinite Fibonacci

This is my 6th listen

Hunter Kisandi

I’m on my 3rd listen of this podcast now that I think the joke is that funny. Sebastian himself should be capable of laughing at the premise

Cameron Miller

with all due respect shut your whore mouth

Adam Vlach

K. Be Breast.

At my local Chilis. So drunk and full of mozzarella sticks I can’t tell if I’ve lost control of my bowels or if the bar dishwasher has a clogged drain. #LooseDownstairs

Ray’s movie boroughs from his life. The character is a single dad diabetic morgue photographer that has to take his kid to work. It’s a feel good comedy

Jorge Espinha

Name a more classic duo. You can't. Ray once a month forever

Mike J

He screams at you like he’s eating a hoagie and trying to sell you NFTS

Vinny Cionci

Amen

Devon Woodrup

There’s no business like Fake Bizzness. Gotta offer some coin for Timmy to generate a false narrative; in which couldn’t be monetarily quantified. Endless value

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

Tim, thank you

WickedLobstah

Couple of fat guys just having a gas. Nothing wrong with that.

Nothing here is as gay as being named Maxwell

Erik Madden

From Kump's perspective, same thing. Dude's a nonce.

Maxwell Moseley

Lol bruh u love Kump so much go watch his podcast. But u won't cause he's trash. Go watch lemon party or whatever you pathetic nerds do.

Maxwell Moseley

First time listening to this episode. Looking forward to listening to it live at least 2 or 3 more times. What is our record Tim?? Have we done any five pieces?? Surely

John Toal

He doesn't, but he at least puts Tim in a good mood as he's no longer the fattest man in the room. Other than that Kump blooooooows.

Maxwell Moseley

A fat vegan is the saddest thing on earth and the proof god has a sense of humor

Jorge Espinha

I hate him. He's gross, sounds fatter than he is which shouldn't be possible, and has completely asinine takes. The only reason Tim keeps him around is for the self esteem boost, considering he's just an untalented and unlikeable version of the king pig. Bye bye.

Maxwell Moseley

Kumps a degenerate pedo

Maxwell Moseley

Pretty gay

Maxwell Moseley

Brevity isn’t your thing

Jorge Espinha

I'm not sure Kump knows what satire is.

Maxwell Moseley

Speak for yourself. I prefer my podcasters to take the marbles out of their mouths before they start recording.

Maxwell Moseley

I will. And I will listen to the episode a third time.

Jorge Espinha

Just degenerate shit, as he does. Idk why half of Tim's listeners adore this dude so much. He's clearly let his political biases cloud his judgement. That or he's just a nonce.

Maxwell Moseley

I'm not a fan of shit talking strangers online, but Kump is one of the most grotesque creatures I've ever laid eyes on. I don't think I've ever HEARD someone sound so fat. I'd be embarrassed for him if he didn't constantly sound like a pompous prick. Bring back the millennial twinks for all I care but please no more marble mouth!

Maxwell Moseley

Be best Jorge

Mean Mike

Why am I paying to hear Ray Kump every other week

Jackson Teller

Eh, I wouldn't fool yourselves that it's just grifters on Twitter looking for a come-up. They have an audience or there'd be no come-up to look for. It's about that "compulsion to parade your perversion around," as you put it. The crazy ramp-up in wall-to-wall media and corporate and government promotion of gay and trans messaging over the last decade, particularly when it's targeted at minors, has pushed millions of people past alarm, and into anger. The backlash is real, and it's growing. I have to lecture my young daughter that most gays are nothing like the militant queers who teach at her school and shout from the rooftops on YouTube, because she's just grown to straight-up hate them. And she's a really sweet girl in every other regard. I think there's a very dangerous potential in all of this, particularly in about ten years, when the first generation to be raised on a steady diet of "gay, gay, gay" comes of age.

dgitaylor45

Dirty Faggot Miguel Ponce

Make_No_Mistake_That_TeddyB_Story_Was_Fakeeeee

Bert is a hedonist. I would love to take away his pleasure. Just go up to him and take his stupid titos drinks away from him. Make him not talk too perfect lol

Jack Gaming

TLDR

Jordan Dunne

good episode...I find ones with ray to be a hit or miss but this one was good the oath keeps part was funny

Joe Boiko

I use to work on big fucking movies... not bragging , just the facts. I don't anymore because its a soul sucking( soulless ) profession. I worked on the the Film "The Ringer" staring Johny Knoxville. A film that could never be made now, and maybe shouldn't have been made back then (its garbage). Peter Farrelly was handcuffed already by the woke mob. He wanted to use the word retarded and was warned against it. Quite a change from working on Theres Something About Mary where anything went and the directors were open to having the crew contribute jokes... The point is I have seen Hollywood change to inclusive woke garbage. Go see the Finnish Nazi movie where the main character doesn't speak Zizoo.. American made films suck and are infested by young woke writers/directors....its a shit show. Deniro was funny 35 years ago in Midnight Run and should have never done another comedy. I worked with him on another shitty comedy called The Comedians also starring Harvey Keitel. That was a painful process to be part of. Deniro requires 5 teleprompter screens all over the set so he can read his lines. He has no recall for the shit they make him say these days. Bet it was the same on Sebastian's movie. No surprise that movie sucks. They have been hyping it for months. No doubt Burts Movie sucks as he is insufferable. I guess to be in Rogans circle is to have to act in denial of all the shitty lame comics that have million dollar podcasts these days. Comedians have worn out their welcome. Tom Segura, etc. So fucking boring to see everyone just cycle repeatedly thru everyones show. A jerk fest

Jon Udell

AI could have written a better movie Aren't you embarrassed?!?

Josh Bartlett

You know a joke's good when it starts 8 minutes in and goes on for the rest of the pod. The Sebastian banging De Niro joke and the "my son's pussy joke" are the funniest jokes on the pod in a while. I almost wish Tim combined it and was like "Oh hey dad, guess what? I got my son a pussy!" LOL

hedges

Ray if you need someone to look after Lucy while you’re filming hmu

You

Ray if you need an Irish gal for the movie hmu heard you’re filming upstate

Jenn

OnlyTim.com

Jenn

You’re drunk Oscar

Jenn

I swear Tim's Italian accent is one of his best. Shit has me ROLLING

Knox Worrell

They aren’t against gays , they are against the targeting of kids .

Melvin

Please more Ray Kump episodes!!!!!!!

Adam Baker

I’m going to listen to the episode again and again.

Jorge Espinha

Someone with a sense of humor! Be best!

Jorge Espinha

They mentioned it. I’ve tried to like his comedy, but besides the “machine “ bit , meh….

Jorge Espinha

Can we love a shredded Tim?

Jorge Espinha

I wouldn’t say he’s bad, his comedy isn’t the type I like.

Jorge Espinha

I tried…comedy goes there to die

Jorge Espinha

I pity you Adam.

Jorge Espinha

Maybe both!

Jorge Espinha

So …you thought that you were supposed to fuck your father? Was that what you took from the episode? How sick are you? It’s comedy you creep!

Jorge Espinha

Robert Wagner killed her. Maybe she was being mouthy about being raped by Kirk Douglas. Be best!

Jorge Espinha

And vice versa.

Jorge Espinha

I couldn’t get enough of that! Brilliant!

Jorge Espinha

I laugh so hard and when Tim said Sebastian doesn’t like him, I lost it! Oh god make him listen to the episode , please! Be best

Jorge Espinha

It’s two different countries. You must know that.

Jorge Espinha

He’s funny when he’s with Tim. He hates furries , there’s hope for Ray.

Jorge Espinha

Be Best and bankrupt those fucking banks brother! Be Best

Jorge Espinha

I want it to last forever but nothing would be a funnier conclusion to the podcast than Tim losing weight on Ozempic, coming out as straight and selling the pod to the Saudis.

Josh Elliott

Oh Jesus! This was the best episode ever! I’m changing my mind about Ray, he brings the best in Tim. Tim should try to live in character as Sebastian during 6 months! I hope Sebastian listens to it. He clearly doesn’t hate Tim enough! Be Best

Jorge Espinha

I get so happy when Tim and Ray are together ! Like you just KNOW you’re gonna laugh with these two lol

Brandon W

What the fucknis Ray talking about

Ello

Man, I am really popular with my credit card companies. Lot of missed calls from indian people about missed payments. I am seen. I am loved.

Are they playing bens laugh in the background on purpose?

Brandon

Pay childcare workers more instead of furry unions and we won’t have to worry about children daddy Desantis

Jenn

Shut up

Allie

It was litterally hilarious lol you guys suck

Casey

Ray you're a horribly fat liberal, but I enjoy the occassional moments you make me laugh.. It does not excuse you from being a horrifically fat liberal though.

Shane Thompson

We love ray 🙌

Nate

Come to NZ while you are in Australia.

Jxoe

End the big subscription . Kill yourself lol your demeanor is literally that of a horrible human, please go go get a gun end your family and yourself

Casey

Ew shut up lol you haven’t done anything cool ever lol

Casey

You waited all week for this

Casey

How has Shannon not changed at all? She always sounded like a deer in the headlights any time you guys spoke to her. She's STILL that nervous close to 10 yrs. later??

Dr. Juice

Another Ray!!! 🤘😝🤘

Dr. Juice

😂😂😂😂😂

Dim Tillon

The funniest thing about the Sebastian stuff was knowing he’s eventually gonna hear this. This was legitimately the funniest episode of the last year at least

Omar Adel

😆😆😆😆😆😆

Jorge Espinha

Mista Fantastic, Mista Bombastic??

Jorge Espinha

Hmm, let’s see… fresh seafood, warm sunny weather and great beaches… or clammy grey skies, rain, and possibly the worst food mankind has to offer. Yeah, that’s a tough choice.

J.Fine

Have you not figured out yet that he doesn’t actually want to do this any more? That’s half the fun, frankly.

J.Fine

You were removed for repeatedly sending the producers photos of your prolapsed anus, Tommy. What did you expect?

J.Fine

You actually listen to those retards?

J.Fine

Molested, or religious upbringing? Either way, we all wish you the best.

J.Fine

Didnt cumtown do di niro gay with his father?

In the anuls of history Richard Gere's hamster

This was so hilarious!! Only tim can do the same joke for 40 mins and get more funny each time

Britz Man

Mista dobolina mista bob dobalina

Robin Mutch

Ray kump sucks

Tim Scott

Ray lump is a fat skinny loser

Tim Scott

Listen just because you actually want to fuck your father doesn’t mean the rest of us do

Oscar Delgado

Are you fucking your father

Oscar Delgado

Holy shit I couldn’t stop laughing. You fkn deadbeat unloyal pigs that even dare mention that day drunk Ben should support Kump for the years of actual content and insight he’s contributed to the trough. Pigs

Oscar Delgado

Kump 2nd mic

Mr. Bob Dobalina

Royal Drama lol https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12148783/Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-low-grade-reality-stars-says-Tim-Dillon.html

Emilia Tessaro

I need Michelle every episode

Kaitlyn parliman

Wow what a great episode. Only Kump brings the best out of Tim.

Positivity

It's a comedy podcast.

Lilith

Sebastian can smell Tim’s dirty Irish blood that’s why he hates him

Omicron Flashmob Morning Star Bear

Spellbinding episode. Lotta fun.

The Squish does it again

Queefs galore

Ray Episodes are always great!

Tyler Reed

Best 🐷🐷 slop yet. Can't wait to not watch Ray's movie.

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

Gold

WickedLobstah

This is fucking hilarious!

G-Sleazy

Looks like people here forgot they’re paying for satire 😂 great episode

Chris Gallagher

Why are these shit comedians getting huge budgets for shit premises what the fuck is wrong with the people going to see these movies…why can’t I laugh at any of Bert or Sebastian’s jokes…why can’t Chris walken tell us about Natalie wood…

The Peen.

Tim’s impression of Sebastian gets old fast

Ryan Taylor

He's Italian, you don't undestand

Dimitri Selsky

Yep

Dimitri Selsky

Funniest episode since I don't know when. That Sebastian impression is pure gold.

Dimitri Selsky

I feel like based on what he said when Ben left that he most likely won’t be on there lol

Hunter Kisandi

He has a weekly podcast called the 'Pete & Sébastien Show'on Patreon. If this was a youtube episode I would post the link to Tim's review in there.

Dukx

Real podcasts are 2hr+ change my mind

Dixie Daley

best episode since ben bitched out

Aaron Gunderson

Didn't rfk get his voice fucked up because of a vaccine injury?

Dixie Daley

Ehhh Tucka!!! Tuck ya peeee-chalini!

G-Sleazy

Dying laughing 🤣

IntermittentFisting??

Is Sebastián not just the straight Italian version of Ellen Degeneres?

Meredith Bezner

There should be a tier just for dillon/kump

Meredith Bezner

Is that a little nicky impression?

Keagan Brown

An entire hour about incest? The fuck is wrong with you guys

I H

I never mind a Kump episode!

Dylan Gargan

Don’t be mad cause ur name is Terry

oliver

Weep

James Landon

Fuckin amazing episode. The Sebastian impression along with the “fucking my father” bit was gold. Dying laughing 🤣🤣

Kevin Stross

This sounds like the good old days , great episode, more kump

GLMT

Crazy Michelle ♥

Queefs galore

Fuck Ray, your absolutely phoning it in anymore Tim. A true disappointment.

Terry Garvey

Sebastian AND Ray impressions in one episode 😂My heart is full!

Clint Northwood

I don’t like him because his stand up sucks, no way I rent this terrible movie.

Curt

He’s not unfunny… he just made a bad movie and thinks he’s all that

Jackson

Tremendous episode! I’m losing it lol

James Millward

Kump is the seed of the House of David, Lord of Earth and bringer of the light. Down with the banker pretenders, our savior has returned.

Abuelito

Shannon seems nice!

Logan Hays

One of the best ever patreon eps. Sebastian is so formulaic and awful. So great to have someone saying this, even if it is with a wink.

Matt Bell

I know his fanbase: dumb middle aged hairdressers from florida. It's a big niche and they buy tickets.

Abuelito

It sucks

Seymour Buetts

a billionaire paid big money to rent someone famous for selling her holes to dirtbags? Real rich guys like me just buy from tel aviv, saves money and publicity.

Abuelito

Lishen to me! Trumph ish a rapisht, hwhow bad can we be?

Abuelito

The pig gets head from bad comics with speech impediments and humiliates them with a podcast spot showcasing how bad they are as payment. The exception is Kump, who's funnier than Tim.

Abuelito

If you're a thief you're always expecting a package

Abuelito

Ye ben needs to learn his place at the feet of the pig and let more ample men like Raymond supply the laughs

Abuelito

Sources say he's looking but Ray Kump is currently absorbing 92% of the ozempic that makes it to the continental us.

Abuelito

My god amazing ep

Kevin Sarti

Ray needs to be on lemon party🍋 the people have spoken 🫡🙌

Carlos Luna

Rubes love him.

ChopGlockShogun

Love Kump already hate the next dud guest that will follow. Enough with the duds. Please and thank you 🙏

naoimh

My period piece involves Ray as King Henry VIII and Tim as a Gaelic lord in Ireland. They're rivals that constantly fight, but also rob all their constituents.

Disgraced Businessman

Sebastian is the most unfunny comedian I have ever seen, who the fuck gave him all that money?

Curt

Yo wtf I’m not getting the patreon notifications anymore. Tim, is this because I’m homeless? I’m expecting an Amazon package today, I’m thinking I stab and rob the driver.

Draven Cruz

EEED.. The Mangano impression is legend, it's also the ep right after Trump was elected. I think it's on yt now, but the ep is #019- Bribes & Bruschetta in the archives for anyone wondering.

Disgraced Businessman

To all the shits, I know Trump was not convicted of rape. He paid 5 xtra-large to get that bitch somewhere without cameras

Rob Cow

You cock suckers go support ray instead of lemon party

Oscar Delgado

Rfk Jr. can't win without Ray Kump as a campaign manager. "Trump is a rapist, how bad can we be?"

Rob Cow

It’s about a series of holes lol

MrsAvery

Just do ozempic already.

Jen Gray

His tongue is too small, OGs know.

Disgraced Businessman

This shut it down shit at 1 hour is pure faggot silliness. Also, our pig is a great orator.

David Eric Ricketts

As soon as I saw the poster for Sebastian's movie I hoped Tim was gonna do his impression again. "My fahtherr was a member of The Nazi Party.." is still one of my best laughs ever from this pod.

Disgraced Businessman

I’ve been re-listening to the archives and this episode with Ray and the cameo from Shannon felt like peak Tim circa 2017.

James Landon

We LOVE KUMP

Brian Jockers

Sebastian sucks so hard

Will Wickham

If you don’t like Kump, I don’t like you

Erik Madden

Still not satisfied. Need more Kump

Ben Lillas

Yes please !

Koko97

You are not on a level to comprehend Kump yet. It’s ok, keep trying.

Koko97

Tim has the most fun with Ray.

Mike Regan

Best episode in a while. Ray is next level

Michael Smyth

Ray ep is elite we love him

Blake Smith

Yeah shut your fat mouth pig

Justin Guay

Kump and Tim are great

Ray Weber

Tim! Don’t do ozempic do mounjaro WAY better!!

Jackbob

There's something so funny about them seeing & bashing Sebastians movie but not even talking about Barry Krishners film

Kyle Uber

I love KUMP

Koko97

every kump episode is the same S T A L E

White Man

Shut the fuck up

Dale Thomson

LISTEN TO MEEE

Jason

Enough w kump

Jack

It never gets old making fun of greasy dago’s

I don’t know what that means but thank you.

Grayson besser

Oh my god the og Shannon!

Hahaha jabooey

Feed me more kump

Dec

Keep the Ray episodes coming!! Feels like the old days

Justin Guay

Be funny . Stop talking shit about Italians and making your whole life about your upbringing in New York. We get it and it’s old. Get some topics to discuss. All my love- Pig Faggot

Just keep ray on for the Patreon

Jonathan

Thank you Tim

Dim Tillon

Come back to the UK if you're going back to Aus already

M F

You probably got fucked in the ass by your father

M F

Suck a dirty one, Mikey.

FinkelsteinShitKid

Good episode boys

Mean Mike

Furries are openly degenerate. All furry conventions should be 18+

M F

I’m so happy Tim is coming back to Australia in October. Can’t wait to see his new act.

Emerson Powell

SJW Ray showing his true colors in this episode... Why don't you grow a spine and stand up for the furry community?

Just Dan

Yes nigga, be grateful!!

Fernando Ojeda

This one was mehhh.

Dalton Galloway

Shut up

MikeyPatreons

Love Ray Kump. Fuck all the teenagers on here that hate him lol

Kevin Sarti

As a 1st generation Sicilian sans any & all homoerotic tendencies towards my father, or any other member of my family, I was laughing my ass off this episode here. I also have a movie idea/suggestion for Ray, and hopefully even Tim can help out, and co-star in this production. It a period-piece that takes place on the top of the Sierra Nevada mountain range, circa 1846-47 which involves(‘d) a large group, or party, of migrants who are en route for California. Along the way they, and through one mishaps after another, they loose everything & are left starving & desperate. The only two still alive are you, Ray, and Tim of course, and this is where are story really begins. For the next hour plus it becomes a physiological thriller, which is both a battle of hungry wits, and caloric-less stamina between you & Tim. It’s a brutal mix between The Revenant & My Dinner With Andrea, colored with some plot points from the 70s x-rated Caligula film. Anyways, that’s the idea. I think if done probably the possibilities, and it’s possible target audience would be a wide as a size 58in belt.

FinkelsteinShitKid

Rubbish Kump is just not funny just want him to shut the fuck up. Disgusting and the thing that makes me cancel my subscription. Yawn.

Peter Mountjoy

Thank you for not apologizing like a quibbling bitch. Ray should be on every episode again

Vicious Teknique

Get Kump off this show! He’s not funny and his points are so poorly thought out. Seems as if he’s talking because he feels he needs to and not because he has anything valid to say

Mikhail Bolus

Ah jeez not bloody Kump again. Annoys me so much.

Peter Mountjoy

100% agree Kump + Dillon is golden.

Andrew Smyth

Yes !!!

Maria129

Tim for fucks sake make the patreon Tim Dillon is Going to Hell again, pay Kump 25% of the subs to cohost, without his name in the title like the good ole days, 1000 pounds of combined humor a week is what we need

HN

When Shannon dropped in, I felt like I was in 2017 listening to ray and Tim rant about a pedophile congressman who is using his stature to get free meals for his wife at a fridays

Eric Tofflemire

nice

loser forever

freaking Chinese bots everywhere

Vladimir

Love Kump, thank god we have a good guest again after last weeks debacle

suspect#1

月が空から落ちるまで、それは起こらないだろう。

Dawgz 2024

Boo — Russian bot here!

Christian Clark

KUMP!!! I love you two together, I’m glad he carried your sorry ass to fame and immense wealth Timmy!! For real I get so happy to see a new KUMP dillion episode!! KUMP my rump!!!

Christian Clark

Yes he’s a cuck

You’re a pile of sticks .

Yeah beyond meat is processed shit, not great for you. The pig saying a veggie burger is unhealthy made me chuckle though

Frontside shitslide

It’s ironic that it’s coming from his mouth yes, but hes also not wrong, the shit they put in those plant based “meats” aren’t quality ingredients.

Jackson Boyle

Stop the Kump episodes !

Fernando

The irony of Tim saying that a veggie burger isn't really healthy after he's confessed hours and hours of evidence showing that he is an absolute pig with his diet is very funny content

Frontside shitslide

2 whales, 1 bay

Queefs galore

Whoa! I would love to be a fly on the wall if /when Sebastian hears this episode. 😬

Sue

Hell yeah this night just got better

You

Kump Dillon is the goat duo

Thomas Carrigan

A kump episode really? I spend more on McDoubles every month but still. What gives?

Steven J Blea

So what, I fuck my father?

Pvt Maggot

Wow, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time... Thank you

Tom

Ray fancying himself an intellectual while choking on his own tongue is beyond parody.

Samuel D

I dont think Ray Kump was ever a real Eagle Scout tho 🧐

Roy

Stop with the fucking Kump episodes. If I wanted to hear two fact fucks I would watch the view.......

Miguel Ponce

Fuck I just cant listen to this Ray sounds like he's halfway swallowed his tongue

Devon Woodrup

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WNosmCEf0Lk

Justinian

Oh for Christ, another Ray Kump episode?

CornedBeefHash

Keep having these podcasts with the weight limit on my audio on fucking max tim, I pray for them floors, and both your shoe soles.

I

KUMPPPP

Anthony Stames

Praise the lord for kump and Tim

Emerson Powell

Why do i get notified 30+ min after it's uploaded

CCP President WeiBron James

Kump !!!

jake

I already have the entire episode memorized. Amazing work Tim, this should be performed on broadway.

Casey Tubman

This woman needs to be on the show Tim. Please

Mike Hunt

https://youtu.be/e9dIRkvVKro

Mike Hunt

You’re a cuck Grayson

You’re a pile of sticks .

This is just the bedtime story I needed from Daddy Pig

Dick Olson III

Bruh😭 he just posted the shit 3 mins ago

Jacob Lear

Just listened to the whole episode and I must say this was not your best work

Grayson besser