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Bonus #200 - Confronting A Friend

Tim pays Jared Schwartz a visit in NYC after Jared 'tried to chill' opening for him in the Midwest.

Comments

The guests are bullshit this is the tim Dillion show stop it

Rob

THE MOST HATED MAN IN AMERICA: Jerry Sandusky and the rush to blame

Guillermo Gutierrez

That therapist bit was funny.

HummerEV96

This is one of the greatest episodes of all time.

isaac mijangos

jareds cool

Sam Ryan

Don’t let the door hit your faggot ass on the way out! 6 years too late mother FUCKER!

Ron

PS the first appearance by Russ Baker is titled “Incompetence and Ruthlessness” I think it’s episode 8. The Nick Bryant one is Sex Slaves and Assassins

Ron

Hey buddy are you new here? Go into the archives and start at episode 1. But I will throw you a bone: Family of Secrets by Russ Baker and The Franklin Scandal by Nick Bryant, both of whom were guests early on in the show.

Ron

That show sucks you idiot

Matt Bauer

Swing and a miss pig. Whatever, they can't all be gems.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

No wonder the FBI picked that city for a PATCON operation.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Heresy!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The End of Money. That's what I'm fucking here for.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Only if it ends the same way for him-drugged on a precipice over freezing water.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The mantra shit got me fuming.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

You're welcome.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Don't be a pussy, read Blood Meridian.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

wow this has to be in the top 5 of all patreon episodes. tought the therapist thing was a bit then realised oh no this is real

barnac

“i dont wanna say their names”..

marlo

What a f****t...I mean Jared and his mumbo jumbo

DJ Garcia

Try mein kampf solid read about the boomers before the boomers if you know what I mean. The original boomers

FentanylFan69

Go read some mantras jared

Dwayne Train

"that can understand an artist"

Gabriel Enström

don’t let jared out of his cage again

Brandon lee

america the farewell tour by chris hedges

Tyler Manning

PRODUCER OR TIM: I really don't know if you read these. What's a good book reccomendation I should read? While waiting for my copy of Death By Boomers ofcourse.

David

I'll forward this podcast to anyone who asks me if I know a good therapist.

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

This mf took laughing lessons from jimmy fallon

theirishwonderjr

why does this guy sound like ray

RetroBlue

I went on instagram to get a visual of what jared looks like now I'm gonna laugh 10x harder for the 100th time this week.

Dawit Zelleke

😄

Justin P Koslosky

Uncomfortable? Thanks for the goodbye you stupid crybaby faggot, we'll miss you

bailey

Literally can't stop listening to this one

big_baby_bowser

This is my 11th listen. drop the new episode tim i can't do it anymore

skyler Martini

Exactly. Tim isn’t really correct in saying this stuff isn’t helpful for when you’re in really dark times. It’s things like faith and surrender that help you get through such times, so you don’t end up on opioids…

I've listened to this five times. Thank you, both.

Hannah

I actually love the Four Agreements and Jared is both an absolute fag for talking about it and very brave.

nathaniel chaput

This episode was actually very funny because it had peak Tim and Ben vibes. Tim is amazing when he has someone to talk shit to.

nathaniel chaput

Let’s chill brag

August Rehnberg

This dudes talking about black magic, fuck this gomer fuck

August Rehnberg

This was uncomfortable to listen to. Reading through the comments I'm glad I've always skipped Tim's shows, as being around these fans must be equally uncomfortable. Thanks for reminding me to cancel my Patreon membership. Later losers.

DAxe

So funny! 😂 Very relatable as some friends need to be put in their place.

Aaron

Actually a super funny episode. More of Jared soon please. Funny dude.

Jake Yusko

Thanks to Tim Dillon, my kids know who Sebastian is. I had to show them so they could get the joke.

Jorge Espinha

This was a very funny episode. Have Jared back

Unemployed Crisis Actor

Prove it, nerd

I H

Why'd you say the same thing twice lol

Dixie Daley

I think I would be a more successful comedian than this baboon, how the fuck do you let this booger eating retard open for you

Josh Graham

I’m sorry I just have to reiterate, this Jared guy is so insanely cringe and annoying at the same time

ian sonnenberg

This guy Jared is not funny… comes of cringe and kinda loserish

ian sonnenberg

I did not like this episode, and this guy is wildly unlikeable. I want my $1.25 back, or however much of my $5 monthly subscription this was worth.

captain.rachel

So funny! Loved hearing Tim talk about Hershey from his perspective! Saw Tim for the first time at Hershey! Thanks for all the laughs that get me through my shitty job and saying everything I’m thinking that’s fucked up about the world out loud and making it funny. ❤️

Abby Lynne

Can we vote to give Jared glasses and laugh at Tim's Jokes every week?

Matthias Roth

He was absolutely brutalized. If you hate Jared you should have loved this episode

big_baby_bowser

"I walked out during your set" peak tim is BACK baby

big_baby_bowser

Was yerry seinfel

Po

This guy should be the new Ben he’s hilarious and I love their banter

Corn

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brandon W

Nice of tim to have Ray’s autistic son on the show

Collin

One of Tim's passion projects is bullying vulnerable men with lisps. Interesting.

Second listen, worth it.

Simeon Spence

I wonder if Tim goes into detail about his first blowbang in his new book

This ruined my day lol

daynah dearcangelis

This guy was actually funny Latin Ben Avery. Venue wasn't large enough for Tim and Gabriel Iglesiayyah.

Ashley

No he was a fatty boom batty from New Jersey. Asked the audience for coke. Not that guy.

Ashley

sergio chicon?

Sebastian Aguilar

You’re a freak . If this was the comedy mother ships Instagram (which is free ) this twink producer would have responded using chat gpt , because it’s really not that difficult

Dawgz 2024

Be Best

The inerrant written Slop

Katie Schiller

Taylor knight

Fucking beaut

alden goebel

Will there be an audiobook release of Tim’s new book?

Me too. I just canceled my membership

HardlySpent

Bud Light: Find your own number!

Christian Glen

Holy shit this Jared guy has the most annoying laugh and it doesn’t stop.

Josh

I loved this episode!

Dylan Gargan

It’s like a fucking virus. It has spread to Portugal too. I was at the Lisbon book fair , and there they were. Androgynous fat monsters of no specific gender. Unless fat-fuck is a new gender. With their hair painted purple, pink or orange. Who would fuck these monsters?! Liberal arts rejects doing their internship in a publishing house. Jeezzzzz! I miss the flamboyant gays and the ugly lesbians, they at least have character

Jorge Espinha

She looks like the boy from the animation film UP!

Jorge Espinha

I’ve preordered the book. God emperor Dillon would be displeased if I didn’t commit to his sacred written word, paperback or e book are out of the question I don’t want to be targeted by his wrath. Be Best Buy the book.

Jorge Espinha

I believe the Whale's podcast is free, why don't you binge on it? Listen to it in half speed, it lasts longer and you might understand what Jabba the Kump is saying

Jorge Espinha

LSD?

Jorge Espinha

Yea this guy is so ambitious he doesn’t even have the jokes or can laugh at Tim’s jokes. I’m sensing a hack

MIZ SHEEN

Comparing this turd to Raymond should be illegal.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

“It’s going to be really hard for you if it doesn’t work out” Tim knows what a star is not

MIZ SHEEN

This is the wish.com ray kump

drew jeskey

Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias

Queefs galore

Seen Tim in Grand Rapids, I'm still trying to find the comedian that opened for him, the Mexican guy who does the cocaine. Anyone know?

Ashley

lol tim's new book is $30 hard cover, most tim D price ever, ill get ebook

Tristan

This guy should probably kill himself

Finn

You haven't actually tried listening to lemon party yet have you?

Lilith

Not sure how the comment section is more confusing than this therapy session.

jente gees

From what I can ascertain, it’s a scratch-n-sniff pop-up book that includes stickers.

Are you narrating your audiobook?

Guy’s an uncomfortable marriage of Sickler and Kump

Hayley Bashore

Nothing says get fucked like a ‘wish you well’ before teeing off with a cigar burning nearby on the tee box grass. Chafing, MH

I always thought Tim could author a pop-up book of his own

I pre ordered it too. Easiest waste of 30 bucks I ever spent

Mean Mike

Caruso! Caruso! Caruso!

10000 Reasons

We wish you well

10000 Reasons

Tim: cover cults

Kristin Fowler

Just pre ordered Tim dillons book. Can’t wait to not get the book ever, and be told it’s coming soon. Fake business.

Draven Cruz

i hated this

Nur Ugurlu

That was awesome 👏🏼

Elizabeth Diomin

No wonder Tim can't get any movies. One movie with one scene and can't keep his mouth shut. Regardless of bleeping it out or not, it shows producers you can't be trusted. I wish you well.

OscarMike

I hope Tom Segway and his fart huffing wife find their way off a cliff and out of Americans lives.

patreon isascam

Not feeling well due to masturbation? Coward!

Alex Baumgartner

Will do, thanks. Be Breast.

Pace yourself. Be best.

Christian Glen

I’ve beaten off 8-11 times in the last couple days. Not feeling very well. Talk soon.

Stop projecting.

Dawgz 2024

lmaoooo this was super funny.

Netan-HotGlue

Tim, do all your friends have lisps? This guy sounds like Rays gay little brother

Logan Kelley

i can’t unhear it now lmao

Moody

Lmaoooo

N

Tim needs a better class of friends, what a scrub that kid.

Benny

Ben avery 😅

Alex Strat

Pity Kitty … swaggy faggy

Jarvis

Stop trying to be witty while drunk

Swaggy D

This guy sounds like Stevie from eastbound and down , and I’m here for it

Swaggy D

Suckssssssss

Steve

I like this guy. I’ll still pay.

DHexus23D

$5 isn’t something I notice tbh , and he did make Covid way more funny 😄

Robert Redford’s Penis

Yet you still pay every month. Amazing

Steven Cooper

Glad you won't be there.. fun vacuum.

Tom

The Cum Pig 🐷 💴 accepts your charity 🎩

Jarvis

Hey Jared… ya chillin tonight?! You beautiful human, take 3 deep breaths and slowly release. Awwww nice tranquil. Now that you’ve fully exhaled…. STOP and doing anything else….Ever. 🪦 The Long Sleep - Timmy D

Jarvis

Namaste

Jenn

To be fair he’s from Staten Island

Jenn

Stop lying ywvn

Jenn

Psychological thriller

Jenn

No

Allie

Finally! They don’t realize how boring that conversation is! Be Best

Jorge Espinha

Ray Kump Jr

Vinny Cionci

It’s insane how not funny this podcast is compared to a couple years ago

Robert Redford’s Penis

This ended up being one of the funniest episodes in a long time

Steven Cooper

Wow😂😂😂😂

Steven Cooper

This episode was a real face melter.

This was absolutely hilarious. Too funny.

Deshaun-Died-On-The-Table-Watson-most-Def-A-Muzzi

Lol

This was FUCKING GOLD!!!!!

Winston Yellen

Is this the fella that opened in bensalem pa? Those openers were pure torture. In the pot

Cameron from PA

Better than Brett

Joseph

not the best

CalumMcAuleyFromNewZealand

I lasted until 11:05. Fuck this guy.

James Murray

This is great

Majdi Awad

He definitely drew that house

Jackson

The problem isn't that he never had a speech therapist, it's that he did have a speech therapist and his name is Ray Kump.

Colin

Tim is at his best when he has somebody lesser than him to shit on

lassi m

Put him in the Pot

Christian Glen

The fact this fools parents were so in denial they never took him to a speech therapist is actual child abuse

Jared was great! I was smiling the whole Episode.

Taylor killpack

“Your friend Ray”!?!? — Ray made you!! Without Ray you’d be chopped KUMP in a bucket at the local morgue!! You’ve been riding his jowls for years Timmy, don’t forget your KUMP roots…

Christian Clark

Sounds like double fisting ozempic is working well for Ray

herbius derbius

This dude laughs too much at everything

Jonah Hollander

dont kill yourself cause of better heeelp

Fred

God I’m so sick of comedians talking about the craft of comedy. No one wants to hear about anyone’s job.

Katie C

Ray was really weak in this one

Kevin Leveille

If your looking to laugh, sign up for lemon 🍋 party 🎉

Tom

Enjoyed the episode w Jared. Funny stuff

Riley Doogan

You both killed in Oklahoma City!

Chris Seifried

Yeah me too only I'm paying 20

Tom

So what's wrong with this bitch. Are you stupid or just dumb? 🤔🤔😂

bailey

Ray was really charming in this episode

Costas Makrides

This show has gone to shit since Tim ran Ben off. I just cancled my subscription. My 5 bucks for Tim goes to Ben now. Lemon party rules. Thanks pig.

LoganBshredding

kc crowd was the whitest experience of my life

Lauren Helfrey

Jared opened for Tim. I bet he did! Opened his asshole.

David Eric Ricketts

This episode was amazing. Fully on board with new comics and shitting all over them for an hour. Please do more.

John Nolan

how about no and no

bailey

only made it halfway through, maybe the second half gets good? kinda doubt it

Troglodyte Noglodyte

RIP betterhelp

youmebangbang

push him in front of the train

Lydon Manning

Jared’sth listhp isth stho sthexthy

Tunnelcakes

Therapist/Producer is Katie Schiller. Give it a goog

Carson Tank

Sit where you sat 😭🖤

Joshua Willis

Make him the producer asap you both had good chemistry

Cash Ketchum

Is this guy talking with a mouth full of rocks?! Is there spit all over the microphone?

Austin McNiel

Yeah 2019? How is that's shitbox?

Tony Scarboni

Life in the big city

Tony Scarboni

Anal

carnegie hall fr fr??

Mr. D

Joey Diaz is the final form

Josh Bartlett

These past two episodes got me back

Timo F

He is a loser

Wagner Family

Who’s done anal?

Hey I drive a Nissan Sentra. It’s not that bad

Colton Cryar

IS that really all you got out of this episode.....

Foley's Wedding Planner

Oof Ep

Michael Hudson

It seems like the guests tongue is too big for his mouth.

Draven Cruz

What could be more boring than comics talking about being comics

Troglodyte Noglodyte

Two shit episodes in a row. Unsubscribing

HardlySpent

He’s more a Big Mac Attack guy

Craig Russell

Lol well put

BlackMetalDT

You’re listening to a podcast by a former addict who got clean and now spends an hour ranting about how he wants to kill a taco bell worker for getting his order wrong

Craig Russell

First book at 25, says mantras all day, therapist isn’t even a therapist…this guy is a fucking idiot.

BlackMetalDT

My bodega owners pops got his top blown off the other day, (wash heights) so this was a nice reprieve from it being a knife fight out there, ✊

Ether

It does surprise me that Tim isn’t good at comedy roasts. He basically spit roasted Jared solo.

Emerson Powell

I fell asleep listening to this

Jonathan

I need a new kump episode after this disgrace… I never comment but good god this was aids via sound waves

jake

Jared is definitely gayer than Tim…

Rory Bamford

Tim may be gay but this guy is a faggot.

Big John

"Jar- Jared this is a scam....this is straight up queer affirmative care"

Foley's Wedding Planner

"Listen....I've dealt with your type out in the desert before....let's keep this civil"

Foley's Wedding Planner

Every time he yelled JARED it sent me

Foley's Wedding Planner

It was good

You’re a pile of sticks .

15 dollar a month 1 therapy episode every month. Easy RR Money

You’re a pile of sticks .

I rarely comment/visit this section, but I had to come to the comment section and make sure everyone else thought this guy sucked… ep 200?, let down

ywvn

Tim is a genius, he had a dumb opener that pissed him off come on the show and then made fun of him while the moron unknowingly added to the punishment

Austin Atkins

Irish men are good at reciting poetry. i dated a man named Sean who could recite 'The Jabberwocky' from memory while I was fucking him in the ass

Joseph Irizarry

I was at Hershey and it really was INCREDIBLE!!!

Sarah Mettin

This was surprisingly hilarious

joseph raffaele

💯

Wesley Ivie

Jared and Ray are like two stages of a pokemon evolutionary line if that pokemon was based on a bologna sandwich

Jeff

BAHAHAHAHA we are mad at you for this but I found it hilarious , draw house you dream living in , and call your mom 😂

Bobbie Roberts

He easily could have I think Tim could talk him into a jihad if he wanted

ZombieRapture

Can’t imagine Tim having a panic attack

Jim

Well that was rough

Will Wickham

Most of the news is nonsense though, why hear another comedians takes on that when there's a whole world of real humans doing dumb things to mock?

Abuelito

I wanted to listen to this but I can't listen to Jared. Stop trying to laugh after everything you say, its so forced and cringe I couldnt listen to more than 5 minutes even though Tim did most of the talking. I hope Tim is at least banging this twink

suspect#1

Wait, you're not into bitching about small things but you're a Tim Dillon fan? It's kind of his whole schtick. This comment section must make you lose your mind, it's all we do here.

J.Fine

Trans conversion social worker, lol

ILikePumpkinSpice

Hey look, he had books to write and film cameos to fuck up. Priorities!

J.Fine

NGL, I'd pay an extra $2 or so for that.

J.Fine

This dude Jared’s faggot reading is off the scale.

Nancy Pelosi OF

can the pig fuck you yes or yes?

Abuelito

You should kill the new producer and just let Jared do it.

Nick Bryant

Jared should be the new Ben

kimberly hill

Tim banged this idiot after this…

Brandon

hey jared

White Man

Love the name but brother have you considered this show the one the thing keeping from going back?

Handsome twink

He was pretty bad in KC but still got a few laughs from me so good enough for an opener.

Daniel

Jared boring enough tbh

josef denis

🚨Dick rider alert🚨 im here because he posts good episodes its just that this one sucked. Calm down😂

Kevin

The people bitching have never had real problems. When you’ve kicked heroin and all your friends are dead, you just don’t bitch about the small things. I think you should all get on Fentanyl and try quitting.

Clinton Body Count

I can’t Believe I still pay for this, but I do

Dead Space

Best ep in a while

Afib_dfib

Please host a live therapy sesh with Jared and his film directing shrink.

Nick Palance Show

There is no way anyone that has listened to a Ray ep didn't think this was a phenomenal one. Seriously bring Jared back.

Terry Garvey

WOW!!! Jesus Christ Jared!!

Jackson

meh, kinda boring not gonna lie.

Devon Woodrup

the guy laughing in the back had me

Foley's Wedding Planner

Preferably on the steps of the British Embassy so Tim can go in and close the deal

Foley's Wedding Planner

Is this Rays 150 pound lighter brother?

Foley's Wedding Planner

PSA, her OF is even worse than you think it is

Foley's Wedding Planner

This was pretty retarded

David

Bro he’s horrific I can’t even fake laugh

Nick

He knows how to dig deep

Foley's Wedding Planner

So edgy saying retard 50 times an episode

Lance

Life in the big City

Lance

Truly grotesque!

Lance

Instant classic! I can't wait to follow this genius' trajectory hahaha

Ello

If you didn't like this episode, then what the fuck are you here for?

Lance

By far, the funniest episode of 2023

Lance

It’s about time

Finn

So what’s wrong with this guy. He is on the spectrum or just high? 🤔🤔😂

Cassandra V.

Tim is best when ridiculing a closeted homosexual

Cole Frawley

Funny episode Tim, keep bringing people on to make content at their expense!

essentialworker

“Y’all tryna chill?”

Gromit ®

It's a big part of what's been missing. Pig is sharper when there's someone there he can jokingly shit on that he knows won't take it too personally. I hate to say it, but Tim needs his own version of bababooey for this show.

J.Fine

Reminds me of you ripping on Ben! Keep it up Tim

Preston

So glad tim got John Leguizamo on. But his sid the sloth impression gets old quick...

Kippy Epstein.

This has been the worst 3 month stretch the show has ever seen. +200 it recovers. Money went to the pigs head.

Handsome twink

This guy needs to give that other not funny guy his laugh back. Then shoot eachother in the head.

Brandon

Im not one to hate but this might be the most boring ep ive heard

Kevin

I liked this episode

Casey Tubman

Hershey was amazing I agree

Ridge

It's like if Ray Kump took half of the marbles out of his mouth. But just half.

J.Fine

🗑️

Adam

Stop having guests. These are the worst episodes . Except with Yannis and Ray .

Cristian Jimenez

5 min in and I'm out, who gives a shit about how your guest sets went

Mr. Bob Dobalina

Most educated comedian in the country.

Axeking

Yeah, this one was not good.

hlirydzwir

This is a mix of Ben and Ray except, the worst aspects from both.

Patrick Mietka

One of the best recent episodes

Michael Hilson

Brendan, Bobby, and Bert all suck at comedy, so I'd put them all in the same category

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Read his first book at 25?

Annz

Did Tim choose this guy because he sounds like Ray Kump?

Emm

Skinny Kump

Theodore Donald 'Donny' Kerabatsos

I like Tuna Cwispy Wice too!

Kevtron

Jared is taking resources from LGBTQA+ community it’s not right

Jenn

Tim is humble for thinking he’s not good at roast jokes

Jenn

Hell yeah slop

You

That’s America

Jenn

I’m Scott mailkinson I have Diabetes

G-Sleazy

I wouldn’t put Schaub in the same category as Bobby & Bert, but they’re experienced comedians who’ve honed their act by now. Just disappointed the Epstein-Bill Gates discussion was immediately shutdown because Jared doesn’t navigate to The NY Times occasionally

Cameron Miller

Stop having guests. Always the worst shows

Shaun Morlan

The therapist is named Katie Schiller - Just Google that name 🤣🤣🤣

Paul Van Natten

“You have a speech impediment..”

G-Sleazy

It was krocodile not fenty......I remember you....5 DOLLARS TIMMMMMMYYYYY BOYYYYYY....AND FOR WHAT........THESE PEOPLE??? Don't ever disrespect me like that again ....

I

I honestly trust your opinion 100% on this Mam

NorthernPatreonOfTheArts

Weird, a homeless man on fentanyl screamed that exact same thing at me the other day. Then he smeared shit all over his face and ran away.

J.Fine

this is somehow like a more sad Ray Kump...

loser forever

Really? Brendan Schaub. Bobby Lee. Bert's fat ass. Clueless comedians are a dime a dozen.

J.Fine

Jared killed it in NJ keep it up kid

G Schwipp

best therapist in nyc

Ghislaine Maxwell

Jared's therapist is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while

Ghislaine Maxwell

Hilarious 😂😂😂

Abdullah

I like Jared, but I don’t understand how you can be a comedian and not pay attention to current events or just be minimally conscious of the news…

Cameron Miller

This guy is more Ray Kump than Ray Kump is

Paddy Greene

It gives me hope that all you retards in the comments can still afford 5$/month. I think we will be ok. Be best

Axeking

This show is not funny anymore

test

The piglets need more slop, give us 3 a week.

Victor Dove

5 dollars bro.....20 dollars.....you fat fuck you do this on the day of my daughters wedding.....*spits on ground* quacamoly fucker

I

This was epic

Kieran

Jared is Kump Jr. Have him on again!

Matt

Actually really funny ep! Usually dont like comedy talk. But jared is very endearing. Thanks tim and crew. This ep felt fresh!

CrowFlyLow

This show sucks now. You had a good run, you fat retard. But you’re washed up

Jake Wisniewski

This honest interview was more like a roast. Brilliant

ED

Jared and Ray Kump must meet.

Danny

https://images.app.goo.gl/SY8MzKCHd1Uh3N3e6

NorthernPatreonOfTheArts

Tired of hearing comics talking about comedy . Please talk about anything else other than preforming sets . It’s not funny to your audience .

Lynda

I will eat the slop but I will still complain about it

Erik Madden

Are you and Ben like not on speaking terms or something. Lemon party is possibly the funniest podcast out rn turns out jace is hilarious.

Joseph Mead

Wow, Tim, hearing what you had to say about the Oklahoma City bricktown club I'm going to have to go check it out. I live in OKC. And yes, they are very slow around here you don't need to apologize. Very simple people. 😅

DentonVisual

Cancer I'll get him

NorthernPatreonOfTheArts

Look up Katie Schiller, that's the guys social worker, so fucking funny

NorthernPatreonOfTheArts

Say crispy tuna rice 10 times fast I’ll give ya some voice over work. Ray Kump only speech impediment I wanna hear🫡

Viktor John

Tim roasting Jared's "therapist" was hilarious

Disgraced Businessman

Does he laugh this much all the time?

Tinglewood

Hopefully Jared’s therapist will remember to thank him when she’s accepting the Golden Globe for Best Original Screenplay that she’ll loosely based on his life.

FinkelsteinShitKid

Thin ice giggles... Thin ice.

DentonVisual

Jared has Rays speech and B*ns laugh…

Jenn

Worst episode ever?? Jared was very annoying, as was his fake yell/laugh

Ryan Fanton

Absolute amazing episode all the people who skipped this one I feel bad for cause there's 15 minutes where I couldn't stop laughing..

Daniel W

The body of one and the speech defect of the whale

Jorge Espinha

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLg2fOU4RZDGfYafmAphU-A Poor Dad Whore Dad

Pog Daddy

Did you intentionally replace an e with a 3? Why?

Matt

A moment in dillon history was just made.

slumpedborracho

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm5483952/mediaviewer/rm3170580737/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Death By Cognitive Dissonance

Same. He wasn't bad.

Death By Cognitive Dissonance

This guy somehow sounds like both Ben Avery and Ray Jump at different times. 😵‍💫😂

ZekeKnives

Why is this episode a comedy mentorship?? None of us give a fuck we want some real SLOP

Ani

I think the COOLEST thing about my new favorite comedian (Jare-id) is that he has clearly made a conscious decision to ape the laugh of my former favorite comedian, Bert Jk this sucked and I’m a little salty I paid and eagerly awaited it’s (any bonus episode) release.

Anthony Smith

Jared, did you draw the fucking house?

Jos

Good one

Pedro

i was at the KC show & people in the crowd were completing his jokes before he was

Werdna Nagrom

Wait a bit and he will do it himself

Jorge Espinha

Jared is going to premiere in a bathroom near you, inside a bathtub with longitudinal cuts in his arms, sooner than later.

Jorge Espinha

What is this? Only feehans?

Curtis Varble

Tim, can I open for you? I guarantee I’m more funny than this fucking goofball.

B_n4sty

This guy sounds like he has Destiny’s cuck gamer lisp

B_n4sty

Ben’s a faggot

B_n4sty

agreed

B_n4sty

Wow what is this garbage ? This guy blows

Nick

We seen Jared at okc the Saturday night. I was impressed. Never heard him b3fore but he had solid material

Jansen Moore

You can actually understand what he says and he’s not a socialist idiot, so, no.

Jorge Espinha

Jared is a bit of a moron. Motivational literature? How dumb can you be?

Jorge Espinha

unlike those instagram hoes you wouldn’t even have to pay tim to suck off the oil barons

White Man

This was amazing

M C

I like Jared actually

Jos

This guy sucks

Matt Bauer

I was at the Kansas City show - the opener was meh but I wouldn’t say he was awful

Logan Graybill

The beginning was painful to listen to but the end with the “therapist” hysterical

LI LOUD

This the poor man’s Ray kump?

Hayden Sparrow

is it gay if you’re on top? seems pretty alpha to dominate another man like that

White Man

No he's just the biggest, with a speech impediment

Abuelito

"One day I will be a game show host!"

Joseph Irizarry

“Those guys are the funnest” Should be *most fun*

J S

Lol see the ball hit the ball

Kaitlyn parliman

Does your cock ever feel like a burden? Lmfao the end of this episode is gold

Will Noonan

This episode had a great arc. Things started to unravel about halfway through and I didn't stop laughing till the end. Thank you.

Hannah

This guy sucks

M

Kerryn Feehan has rare comic talent. Her delivery is as good as any, and she can improvise well too. She’s is one the better comics going in my opinion, and will only get better with more material/sets.

FinkelsteinShitKid

I wanna kill this guy so badly

Spilld

I had to check to see who the guest was, it sounded almost like Ben got clean and sober for a few minutes.

RoutineWarthog

I thought ray had the biggest speech impediment

Jonathan

Jared…FROM SUBWAY? TIM RUNNNN

Ryan

this was one of the worst episodes I have ever witnessed Jared is laughing like 90% of the time like a little slut trying to impress her daddy

Vladimir

Thanks for the slop! 🐷

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

Holy shit. Last week late. This week a guest? I'll butcher you Pig. I'll skin you and donate your hide to Target so they can use it in their next tuck-friendly children swimsuit.

Bryan

Good morning pigs

lizzie t

Holy shit Jared sounds like excitable skinny Kump

Encephalope

Lets hope the soufflé does not fall flat...

Greg Cawthorne

Thanks, Pig.

Bryan

Slop O’Clock

Mean Mike

Yes Dubai or Doha

Skynet

Please please please Tim come to Dubai

Abdullah

Early pig gets the worm

Zach

Can you and Ray do a bennigans episode at the Dubai location

Jonathan

Just landed in Dublin and this will pair nicely, thank you

Daniel Levay

>>>>>starts bringing up a Karen with an OF in the first 30 seconds we know this slop’s gonna be tasty

Willycole

Tim Dillon is the older brother we all wanted but we don't deserve

Dick Olson III

Eat up pigs enjoy the slop

Dick Olson III


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