Dirty Buddies E7 | My roommate gives his new toy a try in front of me

Everyone is over the age of 18

A couple days after the last story

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I hated finding Jordan’s cum tissues in the bathroom trash. He's already blown his load on my face once, and he knows I want it, so why is he wasting his seed in a sad tissue? 

That's not something you can just outright ask your straight mate though, is it? Even after a couple of experiences, it seems a little taboo to bring it up with him. 

A couple days later, his girlfriend came back and I knew I wouldn't get a chance again for a while. The man is obsessed with her and the trash can no longer has his tissues in there. 

Everything went back to regular scheduling until about a week later, the night of Jordan’s birthday party. You see, some other lads from college and I decided to get him something special for his big night. Since I'm the roommate, I was the one that got to lug it in. 

That's when I learned a sex doll can be fucking heavy. Apparently, that's what makes it realistic. It has no head, so I don't know why realism was on the list of considerations. 

“What’s that?” Jordan comes in as I'm lifting it to my room. 

“Shit. You're supposed to come home half an hour from now.” I grunt as I put the box down and step in front of it. “Stacy with ya?” 

“Nah. She got her monthly.” 

“On your birthday? That isn't too considerate, is it?” I joke. “Don't tell me that big man Jordan is afraid of a bit of blood now.” 

“It's not my call.” He shrugs. “What's that?” He peers around my legs. 

“It's the present the lads and I got for you,” I say. “I didn't wrap it yet.” 

“What the fuck is it?” Jordan says. “It's huge.” 

“Uh…” Is this supposed to be a party surprise or what? We didn't talk about it. 

“This isn't Christmas. I'm not going to wait until morning.” 

I shrug, and step aside. The box is discretely void of images and text on the outside, so I wait for him to break it open. 

“For fuck’s sakes,” he mutters to himself as the box tears ungracefully. “Alright. Here we go.” Jordan pulls the inside box out. “What the…hahahah.” His sentence transforms to laughter halfway. 

Still laughing, he opens that box too and pulls out the toy. It’s in a plastic wrapping, and he rips it open with both hands. 

Kinda hot. His arms look good like that. 

“Well, someone remembered my favourite cup size.” Jordan squeezes the doll’s breasts. “Didn't get this on the cheap, did ya?” 

“Split between 4 others, it wasn’t terrible.” I watch him manhandle the toy, flipping it around to check out its holes. “You like it, mate?” 

“I reckon Stacy might get jealous,” Jordan says with a chuckle and gives the boobs a slap. Then, his fingers play with the lips at the entrance.

“You gonna give it a try?” 

“I mean, I'm not going to pass my birthday without blowing a load.” His finger sinks in. “Shit. That doesn't feel half-bad.” 

“You like to finger her before fucking her?” I watch him pull out and smell his finger. 

“I'm a gentleman.” Jordan leans down and opens up the crevice to peer in. “This is some fine work here.” 

“What's it taste like?” I try to egg him on. Not discreetly enough as it breaks him out of his concentration and he turns to smirk at me. 

“You're a horny cunt, Stu.” 

“Yeah, you know this.” 

Jordan turns his cap backwards and leans in closer. “You want to watch me eat her out?” 

“It's your birthday. Your call.” 

“You do the same thing to those twinkies before you fuck them, am I right?”

“Yeah.” He's gonna do it. 

“A little tongue action always loosens them up.” Jordan puts his mouth on the doll. 

“Fuck…” I whisper as he closes his eyes. 

“Making it real wet, you know.” He spits on it then licks it in long and deep strokes. “I like to make them turn to jelly before my turn.” 

“Yeah, that's hot, mate” I grope myself while watching him play with the doll. 

“Fuck, I wish she didn't have her flow today.” He squeezes the breasts hard again. 

“I mean, at least this doll will be ready anytime.” 

“That's right.” He jams his fingers deep inside. “Fuck, this is kinda turning me on.” 

“Is it?” I stick my hands in my pants to rub. 

“Yeah, it feels pretty realistic,” Jordan says while finger fucking the doll, then spits on it again. “Doesn't get as wet though.” 

I get the hint and go to my room for a bottle of lube. I throw it to him as I go back to the living room. 

“Good boy.” He catches the bottle and pours some into the hole. “There we go.” 

Shluck… shluck…. 

The wet sound is so erotic. 

“You gonna fuck her?” I ask impatiently. 

“You'd like that, wouldn't you?” 

“I would,” I admit. Having nothing to lose, I pull down my pants and underwear to show him my hard cock. He looks for a second then throws me the lube bottle. 

“I'm not going to be the only one to cum, alright?” Just like that, he lowers his shorts. 

Yes! 

Jordan gathers some lube from the doll and slathers it on his hairy cock. Then, leaning over it completely, he makes his first penetration. 

Yes! 

“How is it?” 

“Oh yeah…” He pumps it slowly. “Alright, that's different.”

“Different how?” I put some lube on myself and stroke at the same rhythm as his pumps. 

“It's tight. But…” He increases his pumps while thinking. “It's not telling me that I'm too big.” I laugh and toss the bottle back at him. 

Jordan pulls out his cock, now looking really hard and applies a line of lube on the top side. Then, he pushes it back in slowly. 

“That's hot, mate.”

“Yeah?” He looks up, again lingering on my fist and cock before looking down again.” He lifts the doll up, and penetrates it slowly. 

In

Out

In

Out

“Yeah, that's fucking hot.” I watch his big cock slide in and disappear. 

“You'd want me to fuck you like this?” 

“Yeah.” I can’t follow his rhythm anymore because it's frustratingly slow. If he's gonna talk dirty to me, I'm going to want to go for my nut. 

“Or maybe like this?” He watches my rapid movements and joins me. 

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! 

“Yeah, mate!” We make a brief eye contact, matching our rhythms again. 

“Oh yeah…” Jordan pops his cock out of the doll. “Oh shit…” 

“You close?” 

“Was getting there.” He strokes his cock with his fist. 

“You gonna cum in her?” 

“You gonna eat my cum out of her?” Jordan stares me in the face. 

“Yeah, I would,” I reply, excited at the possibility. 

Jordan lifts one of his legs and angles the doll differently. He humps it again, mouth open in pleasure. “It's going to be a big one, I think.” 

“Yeah, do it,” I encourage him, matching his pace up to the edge. 

“I'm going to fucking squirt in her.” His mouth closes to form a tight frown. 

“Do it, mate!” 

“Oh…shit…ohh…ohhhH…ohh….”

“Squirt in her!” I wait at the edge. The masculine energy of him working hard to get his nut is an extreme turn on. 

Thwack! 

Thwack!

“Alright…oh…ohhHh..”

Thwack! 

Thwack! 

“OHhHHHh!!!... mmmmMmm… shit…” He shoves himself upwards into her and I catch a glimpse of his tightened balls. “OHH…OHh…Oh….”

“Fuck yeah…” I nearly tip over the edge. He pulls his hard dick out and the doll immediately drips some of his seed. I scramble to the floor where he is, and he lifts the doll over my head. 

Oh god…the cum drips out in a solid flow onto my face and I open my mouth, panting to get any bit onto my tongue. 

“You nasty cunt, you.” 

“I'm gonna cum.” 

“Yeah, cum for me. Good boy,” Jordan says with an amused tone. 

“Ahh…AHHHH….AHHHHHH…” The cum drips down my chin and onto my shirt. I cum freely, not caring where it might land. “AHHHh…Ahhhhh…ahh….” The orgasm rips through my body as I accept the cumslut side of me. 

Plop! The doll lands beside my kneeled position and I look at Jordan with his cum all over me. 

“That got you off good.” He points at my spray pattern, reaching at least a meter from where I am. “Almost got me.” I lick my lips and look up at him again. 

“Happy birthday, Jordan.” 

“Happy birthday to me indeed.” He looks around again. “This is a mess.”

“I'll clean it.” I offer and he chuckles at how eager I am. 

“It is my birthday after all. I’m gonna nap before the party.”