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Unfair-Chapter 136: Uncertain

Chapter 136: Uncertain

The morning of my escape was one of incredible, unfathomable relaxation and utter calm. I rode in the backseat of Janet’s car, mentally running thro...

Unfair-Chapter 135: A Matter of Time

Chapter 135: A Matter of Time

The world isn’t fair.

This is the first morbid thought that creeps into my head these days, as the alarm buzzes me awake from the black abyss of uncons...

Abandoned Daycare Retrospective

I wrote this little ditty for a zine.  Leave to me to go comical on a Halloween issue, right?  I'm such a contrarian.

Cabin in the Woods is probably my favorite "Horror Movie" beca...

Unfair-Chapter 134: Riddles in the (Gas)Light

Chapter 134: Riddles in the (Gas)Light

The toy monorail smoothly glided along the ornate and incredibly complex path.  Ivy and Jessica- literally a miniature Amazon and metaphorically a...

Unfair-Chapter 133: Missed Connections

Chapter 133: Missed Connections

Clad only in a diaper and still reeking of baby powder, I sat with my back up against my lowered crib rail with my tablet in my lap. My anxiety had sky-rocket...

Flash Fiction: Company Time

Company Time

You love shitting on company time. That’s what you call it most every morning when you go to use the office toilet. Calling it that started out as a way to get over your own p...

Escape From the Daycare of Doom! (Retrospective)

So I wrote this what feels like forever ago, and other than the zine that it was initially published in I don't know that anyone else has ever seen it.   

The theme for that issue ...

Unfair-Chapter 132: What's in a Nickname?

Chapter 132: What’s in a Nickname?

Despite Janet’s milk flowing through me first thing in the morning, I did anything but ‘chill’ on that early morning ride to school that Monday mor...

Unfair-Chapter 131: Mindfucked

Chapter 131: Mindfucked

I prowled through the faux foliage of the play jungle on my hands and knees, stalking my unwary prey. The astro turf ground crunched and crackled beneath my paws. In ...

Ersatz (Part 12)

(Christy)

Christy scribbled with red and orange crayons on a stray coloring sheet and slid it towards Wendy.  “Gaba?” Fire? Can we light this place on fire? Make it burn?”

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Unfair-Chapter 130: Grown-Up Time

Chapter 130: Grown-Up Time

The construct

Of Cats' Dreams and Coddled Cutie Co-Hosts

Author’s Note: The following was an entry into a contest for the Dear Jazzie Podcast (where we answer all of life’s kinky questions).  The rules were to write a 1-5k Short story featuring ...

Unfair-Chapter 129: Immersion

Chapter 129: Immersion

Janet opened the frosted glass door and ushered me forward. “After you.”

I bit down on my tongue and muscled through every instinct telling me to be diffic...

Unfair: Chapter 128- P.P.P.

Chapter 128: P.P.P.

It was too damn early when I opened my eyes for the second time that Sunday morning. It wasn’t quite nine o’clock. I’d have been awake and scheming by now on a scho...

Back in the saddle

Howdy folks.  Just checking in with ya to tell you I’ll be producing content again very soon.  Expect more crinkly cuddles and diapered trauma drama by next week. 

Status Update: Taking a Break

One of the things that I’m really grateful for is the patience and grace in which my patrons interact with me.  I am not always a pleasant person to deal with and I am definitely not punctua...

Unfair- Chapter 127: Like Hair

The Saturday after Janet’s folks got on a plane and out of our hair I sat in a barber chair at L’Enfant Magnifique getting my own done. The top of my head peaked up above the leather backed cha...

Ersatz (Part 11)

(Drew)

Drew brooded one morning on the play room floor.  He couldn’t say which morning, because he didn’t know anymore.  His personal timeline was a mixture of memories and ima...

Alby & Max (Part 10)

“Heeeeere cooooomes the spooooon!” Max dipped and ducked the big wooden baking spoon around in the air the way a mosquito might to avoid being swatted.  Alby tracked it with all the intens...

Unfair-Chapter 126: Family Planning

Chapter 126: Family Planning

I didn’t blink for close to twenty-four hours after breastfeeding from Janet; probably longer. At any given moment, my eyes were closed shut as I tried to hide...

Ersatz (Part 10)

(Christy)

“Do you, Tyler,” Drew asked, “take Christy?”  

Tyler looked at Christy as if she were the only girl in the entire world. “I do,” he said solemnly.

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Flash Fiction: Worst. Playdate. Ever

“Oh no!” Lindsay cried. “Not again!”

You watch as Lindsay stands there, bow legged on the playground, yanking her skirt down as best she can even as the wetness indicator along her f...

Alby & Max (Part 9)

(Part 9)

Alby was carefully placed in the nursery’s crib.  “You wait here, Princess,” Daddy said. “Daddy needs to baby-proof the house real quick.”  He punctuated the sen...

Flash Fiction

Same Old Story

Okay new kid, I know you’re in shock right now, so I’m gonna answer some questions for you before you even have the time to ask them:

Yes, you are wearing a diaper....

Ersatz (Part 9)

Tyler

After the torture session that was lunch, the quartet was put down for a nap. They had little choice. Whatever was in that milk was stronger than whiskey and put even t...

Flash Fiction: Normal

Normal.

You come to a dead stop.  You plant your feet.  You bend your knees. You grunt to yourself and push, feeling your cheeks spread.  You push again and feel the warm mass...

Alby & Max (Part 8)

(Part 8)

Max allowed the hints of a smil

Flash Fiction: Second Thoughts

Busy Bee Daycare Guidelines: Diaper Changing

One thing all staff at the Busy Bee Daycare are responsible for-from the headmistress all the way down to our local volunteers from the highs...