Dirty Buddies E2 | My straight mate is a fucking tease

Everyone is over the age of 18

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After that encounter in the kitchen, we went back to our rooms and fucked our respective hookups. Then, we sort of just missed each other on the way in and out of the house so it felt like about a week before we saw each other again. 

“I gotta piss, mate!” I bang on the bathroom door. Jordan’s been in there for a good 30 minutes. 

“I'll get there!” He calls back. I push my ear against the door and hear the faint humming of an electric razor. 

“Yo, if you're shaving, do that out here so I don't have to piss on the kitchen sink.” I bang on the door again. 

“Alright, calm your tits.” I hear the door unlock. I go in immediately, already taking my cock out. Jordan climbs back into the tub butt-naked with his razor in hand. When I mean butt-naked, I mean I can see the hairy landing strip that is his crack. “You happy to see me this morning or what?” 

I force my morning wood down and straddle the toilet. 

PSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! The stream hit the water with high velocity. 

“Fuck, I was really about to piss my pants,” I groan as the relief sets in. 

PSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

“That's weird how morning wood is filled with piss, ain't it?” Jordan turns on his razor. 

BzzzzzZzzzzz. I watch the patches of dark brown coarse hair fall into the tub. 

PSSSSSSSSSSSST!

“I got a date with Julie and Sarah tonight. Reckon I'm going to get to nail both of them,” Jordan says with his back turned towards me. “Gotta give the boy downstairs a fresh fade.” 

Pssssssssst. My stream weakens but continues steadily. 

I check out his plump ass. “Gays wouldn't care if you weren't trimmed. They might even like it more.” Finally, I empty out my bladder. 

“Yeah, he’s looking a little too bald for my liking. You done?” Jordan peers behind his shoulder and looks down at my softening dick. “See? Filled right up with piss. Evolution’s weirdest kink. Are you looking at my ass, mate?” 

“You're the one putting it out there.” I laugh as I shake off my tip. “Stop staring at my cock. You're making him shy.” 

Jordan smacks his hairy ass and gives me a grin. “I thought you’d like this, you homo” 

“Usually I like my twinks a little smoother, actually.” He spreads his cheeks and I see his ball sack hang below his bushy crack.

Now that’s hot. 

“Oh, you like them bald too then. Peep this.” Jordan turns around and shows me his shaved cock and balls. A thousand brown dots surround his pubic area, allowing for a clear view of his uncut cock and big balls. 

“Shit. That’s hot.” I start boning up again right there in front of my housemate. 

“I thought you said the gays like it hairy.” Jordan pats the bits of hair off his crotch, causing his dick to swing side to side like a pendulum. 

“A lot of them. Especially the ones that like to take it up the ass. That's why I keep mine.” I scratch my pubes. 

Jordan turns on the water and starts to hose his lower body off. The clumps of brown hair at the bottom of the tub rinses away with the stream of water. All the while, he kept chatting with me and maintained eye contact, which of course kept me hard. 

“I'm surprised that you fancy me. I look nothing like those guys you bring home. You like em skinny.” He flexes his left arm, making his bicep bulge. 

“You're going to turn me on more if you keep that up,” I warn him. I wank myself slowly, watching how the water mattes down the fur on his stomach.

“Damn, I never thought I could be all sexy and shit to gays.” Jordan rubs his hairy body sensually under the water and I shake my head to warn him again. My cock drips precum onto the toilet bowl. 

Since there was nothing left to hide, I spat on my cock and started stroking it fully while he teased me. The way he looked but didn’t say anything turned me on more. 

“You're usually the one doing the dicking right? I don't think I'd be the one taking it either.” He scrubs his crotch. His balls prop up his fat cock as he washes underneath them. “I don't think I got the prettiest asshole either.” 

I breathe heavily as he turns around. He bends over and places both hands on the edge of the tub, fully exposing his hole to me.

Fuck me, he’s hairy down there. 

“Is it pink?” He rubs it with a finger. 

“Yeah.” My voice shakes with the movement of my arm. Jordan stands back up too quickly and turns off the water. 

“Jesus, mate, this is really getting you off.” 

“Uh huh… you started it.” My eyes zoom from his shoulders to his chest to crotch and back up to his face. “Now I gotta finish it.” 

Jordan steps out of the tub and walks past me. 

Smack!

My butt registers the pain a second later, and I turn my head to follow him as he grabs a towel from the rack. I watch him dry his body off then admire his shaved cock in the mirror. 

“I can see why people like it like this. I feel like one of those pornstars. Maybe I should shave my beard into a pornstache.” He smirks smartly at me in the mirror. I stare right back at him, trembling from the building pressure. “Alright, show’s over.”

“I'm close.” 

“Ain't my business, mate.” Jordan throws his towel in the corner and I watch his damp ass bounce as he walks away. 

“I'm still going to cum. And I'll be thinking of you.” I call out to him. 

“Fuck off.” Jordan laughs. “Keep me out of your perverted mind.” 

I chuckle too, then focus on finishing myself. I'm already too close and I won't be able to move on with my day if I don't purge. 

Almost there…

Fuck, the hairy belly and shaved cock is hot. 

I close my eyes to reimagine all that I just saw. 

That virgin hole is pink under that fur. He’d look good on his knees on my bed.

Fuck! I aim my cock downwards into the toilet water.

Splat…splat splat splat… splat splat…

“Is that you cumming, mate?” Jordan laughs from outside. “Fuck, that sounds so nasty.” 

“Yeah, it's a big one.” I grimace as I twist my shaft.. 

“Aw, you're in love with me!” Jordan’s voice gets louder. “Good boy.” He pokes his head into the bathroom.

“Fuck off. Don't call me that if you're not gonna act on it.” I laugh, finally moving away from the toilet. My legs hurt from standing this whole time. 

“Hey, you know I love you, mate. Here.” He tears off a piece of paper towel and passes it to me. I catch him checking out my load in the toilet before he turns around. “I'll be out late. Don't wait up, honey.”