Sweet dumb jock lets you feel his muscles... (m4a)
Added 2024-02-21 02:18:18 +0000 UTCHas it been too long since you bumped into a wide-eyed himbo, angels? I say yes. Enjoy 💪🔥
POV: You've just finished playing a bluegrass show at a small-town college venue when a big ol' himbo-type approaches you with some sweet words of gratitude. As you start chatting, you're struck by his kindness and general naivete -- as well as his guileless curiosity about your violin skills. You can't help but feel charmed, and end up inviting yourself over to his dorm room for some one-on-one "music lessons."
CW: This episode portrays sexual dynamics involving a somewhat naive speaker character of the 'dumb jock' trope/stereotype. The speaker character enjoys and consents to sexual attention, but continually expresses consent in a passive form (e.g. "you can do X to me if you want."). There are unpleasant violin noises from 6:40-7:05.
Note that this content is entirely fictional and all sexual acts are simulated. All characters portrayed are 18+ years of age.
Comments
Oh! An actually sweetheart with a pure soul and doesn't know he's beautiful. Not really. Listener's kinda not cool though...at least GIVE the violin lesson! I'm crushing on him and I'll be good to him. Might bite but only with permission, of course.
Shellbelle
2025-09-02 20:39:38 +0000 UTC🥰 cutie pie 😍 love a himbo with special interests 🤣 the irony of a guy with boulders for shoulders being a geology major was incredible 😂 i would also have to measure the Mohs of those muscles with my teeth 😁 as a band geek, i'd melt if i had the chance to worship a jock. decades of playing woodwinds; i know how to use my mouth 😏🤭
Maria
2025-06-26 12:02:38 +0000 UTCLove me some hot himbo action. So respectful *swoon*
Geek Girl
2025-02-14 01:39:49 +0000 UTCBreaking a guitar on your brother is the real sibling dynamic
Miri Vlachoulis
2025-01-27 07:37:51 +0000 UTCThis man is so sweet and oblivious 🤚😭 my heart is melting into mush 🫠 The way he was just happy to talk about stuff he liked 🥺 and just so chill about literally everything she asked and didn't even question it 😭 and then he just- just casually like that against the wall?? aghh I think I'm in love 🫠🫠 Side note, this was a really interesting change from your usual more intellectual diction, I love when you talk with fancier words but honestly this was a really sweet and kinda relaxing change of pace. I didn't have to use my brain too much 😂💕 and the character was just too frickin adorable for words. 🥰🩷
Ann Harlow
2025-01-20 06:02:29 +0000 UTCYour comments are always my favorite on every audio 😂😂💕
Ann Harlow
2025-01-20 05:42:14 +0000 UTCThis character is so sweet and fun! I just want to give him a pet rock but I feel he'd turn it down because his dorm doesn't allow pets 🤭
blissful schnooze
2025-01-06 23:09:35 +0000 UTCMy word, he's so sweet and adorkable. Loved it, as I always do.
Rachel Tipaldi
2025-01-02 08:43:51 +0000 UTC“i know a lot about rocks” oh i want him so bad
izzy
2024-12-13 16:44:00 +0000 UTCOh. Oh, he’s perfect.
Khat
2024-10-13 23:10:50 +0000 UTCGame changing audio here. I’m so easy. A walking cliche, actually. Love it though!❤️
Peter Courtien
2024-09-23 00:15:02 +0000 UTChe’s such a cutie
🧛♀️
2024-08-27 22:49:33 +0000 UTCThe speaker is sexy in a simple, sweet way. It would never occur to him that sports are anything but fun. It also doesn't seem to occur to him that the listener has any interest in his physique except in the academic sense, which is kind of cute. It's a refreshing change up from the usual, calculating, horn-dog persona. However, he's almost too simple when he doesn't get the clues thrown down by a request to bite his shoulder and lift the listener. He doesn't even start to understand until he is in a face to face embrace with the listener. Now we start to get back on track. I like the speaker's gentle voice quality when he's speaking, but I feel like there are large gaps in the conversation where I get distracted from the story. The choice to take an against the wall position is very hot and the hard thrusting graphics are *very* enjoyable to listen to in combination with the running conversation. The higher pitch vocals during the speaker's climax sent a little surge through my brain.
Michelle
2024-08-20 18:01:15 +0000 UTCWow this was a wonderful one 🥰🥰You're such a romantic sweetheart! And it's so adorable whenever the listener asks you if you're ok with something, just the simple "yeah that's cool" is so cute and accurate. You're an amazing person Mr. Dark🩵
Emera
2024-08-18 00:06:02 +0000 UTCMy favorite character
Atticus
2024-08-07 15:34:59 +0000 UTCI’m so glad I decided to give this audio another try because the amount of communication and this himbo in general for this audio is absolutely delicious. Strong and soft characters are just 〜♥︎ Excellent work, DDA!
Sim
2024-07-13 01:57:14 +0000 UTCThis has quite possible the best audio climax that I have EVER heard....I was SOOO not ready for this one! I'm pretty sure I climaxed myself at the same time and NOONE was touching me.... What kind of auditory magic/voodoo are you working with Sir and where can I find some IRL! I am here for it. Congratulations on being you! 😘😍
Sharell
2024-07-04 03:26:59 +0000 UTCHaha you remembered my virtuosic performance?? Sounds like a blast 🖤🤘
Benjamin Phillips
2024-05-14 23:39:54 +0000 UTCI went to a concert on the weekend called "Best of Metal on Strings." It was awesome!! 😜🤘🏼And I remembered the violin in this audio, haha! I'm not a metalhead at all, but I appreciate a good melody, regardless of genre. Hope you had a good weekend as well. But I suspect that every day is feeling like the weekend for you!
JL
2024-05-14 23:26:34 +0000 UTCOh gawds i am unalived...i am offed...do not call the coroners and just leave my body where it is....i swear those moans and orgasms are the death of me...let me die a million deaths and fly to Don dark heavens!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 sir you are so amazing and those sexy sounds jesaaaaaaaaaasssss don dark you are awesomeness 💋❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂 now im gonna put myself in the -----> over there in the corner for time out before i misbehave 😮😮😮😮😮😮
Doña Yayi
2024-05-13 04:48:40 +0000 UTCHe's soooo cute! I love him as a character. (Didn't know he was my type. Thanks for the new discovery.) But I'm not sure if I feel bad for leading him to play with our "instrument" or turned on that he was a good boy to just go with it. 🫠😊
Janyx XVII
2024-05-08 19:37:26 +0000 UTCHe’s just adorable…and sexy. Getting pounded like a jackhammer against the wall….yes, please. 🤤🥵🥴
Pandora Mauve
2024-05-06 19:11:40 +0000 UTCSTOOOP HES SO CUTE 😭😭
Dani A
2024-04-10 10:02:42 +0000 UTCWhat a sweetheart. One of my favourite characters so far. Almost felt bad as the listener character to be corrupting him. Liked the undercurrent of humour. The writing background shows. (From a CW major 👋)
yslm
2024-04-06 11:38:04 +0000 UTCIt’s clear that a lot of your business comes from dudes so it’s okay to make a m4m recording 🤷♂️
Dustin Alexander
2024-03-30 05:12:01 +0000 UTCOmg the ending 😮💨😮💨 i didn’t expect those loud grunt noises boi surprise me 😱
Spice Chai latte☕️
2024-03-24 07:06:53 +0000 UTCmy type in men is either dumb or dominant and this man checks one or the other im every audio jesus
kat nunley
2024-03-19 12:57:05 +0000 UTCWhat a big sweetie sweetheart 🥹❤️
nightbluesky
2024-03-14 18:05:23 +0000 UTCHoly shit
Charlene
2024-03-11 14:11:36 +0000 UTCSo dumb 😍. Hilarious then super hot. Loved it 🥰
shellanofrhage
2024-03-10 09:16:26 +0000 UTCMe too! I didn't realize I liked Himbos. "Sexy ASMR - helping you learn about your kinks since 20??"
Geek Girl
2024-03-07 22:05:02 +0000 UTC"So now I know a lot about rocks." Love this!
Geek Girl
2024-03-07 21:52:18 +0000 UTCme, knowing I like to be carried and being hypothetically carried in the audio: 🫠🫠🫠
Angelie⁷
2024-03-05 16:40:37 +0000 UTC"That wasn't country?" Haha lovely 🥰 Geology, huh? Wasn't expecting that ☺️ DD, were you sick while recording this audio or had you just woken up? You sounded different, but not in a bad way, okay? Never, in a bad way 😘 So raspy! Oh God, I laughed so much on that bow part 🤣 you're so funny! Plus, your laugh is soooo adorable ♥️ "Trying to play a pencil" Oh, you playing the violin was the highlight of my day 😂 I love how you always teach us something in your audios...even if it's about muscles 💪🏻 God, I felt like a predator stalking its prey, you were so cute and naive!!! 😩🤭 "hmmm, you want to taste it?" 🫠🫠 I love hearing you moan and breathing hard 🔥 playing with our hair?? 🫠 This mental picture... damn! The standing position 😩😩 when sliding down, I bit my lip so hard! The hard thrusts 🥵 It's no secret, I absolutely love hearing you climax, DD 🔥 So good 🤌🏻 🔥♥️
V
2024-03-05 10:04:41 +0000 UTCThis unlocked something
Julez
2024-03-04 06:11:55 +0000 UTCamps, instruments, violinists...
Holly March
2024-03-02 23:31:36 +0000 UTCHe can carry stuff no problem!
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2024-03-02 23:29:47 +0000 UTCi shouldn't have relistened... this has the power to undo my being aromantic... he would be such a good roadie... i can imagine him being a roadie while also writing masters level essays on geology wherever the band travels...
Holly March
2024-03-02 21:21:54 +0000 UTCYou're very welcome & schlaf gut ✨
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2024-03-01 09:34:37 +0000 UTCSeems like everybody's losing sleep??? I'm listening to this to fall asleep and then having ✨ pleasant ✨ dreams—ANYWAY great content as always bestie, thank you for keeping us well fed ;)
opossumsgirlboss999
2024-03-01 08:33:33 +0000 UTCJocks don’t tend to be my favorite usually but this might be my absolute favorite episode because I’ve played Bluegrass fiddle for 20 years
Emma The Sea Witch
2024-02-29 16:22:27 +0000 UTC“And now I know a lot about rocks!” I don’t usually like this kind of character but my heart 😫 so freaking cute 😭
WhyLychee
2024-02-27 06:23:19 +0000 UTCOoohh, talk anatomy to me…I’ve never realized it before, but as a nurse that really does it for me.
IndyMndy
2024-02-26 01:17:52 +0000 UTCMm ... that was so good ... :) Thank you.
Vala
2024-02-25 02:45:33 +0000 UTCI did. I loved this one too. You continue to spoil us with how often you have been posting and the impeccable quality of your work. D, you are incredible. A master artist! I adore you playing the lovable, dim, and sweet guy — the beginning had me smiling so hard. But I also love that you couldn’t help yourself and had to get nerdy with the anatomy I couldn’t get over the geology part. Made me remember back when I visited a neighboring college for a tournament and their nicest, newest, and most beautiful building was all for their geology department 😅 The “we didn’t discuss that. I wouldn’t…” was my absolute undoing 🥵🫠
Jennifer Lopez
2024-02-24 16:49:13 +0000 UTCProbably will! People went wild for the latest one, which is v encouraging 💪
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2024-02-23 23:40:22 +0000 UTCThis is so good. I now have a himbo kink, so thanks for that. Hoping you'll fill up the 'himbo' tag with some more content 🥹
G
2024-02-23 23:36:17 +0000 UTCI just wanna be a fly on the wall during your thrusting. Just 🤤🖤
Tara J
2024-02-23 12:19:03 +0000 UTCThis is one of my favorites so far. The jock's shyness/"dumbness" is really well done. I also want to add that I like how consent for both characters is added in, usually consideration for the male is not emphasized. Hopefully we will see more of this character in the future.
heart murmur
2024-02-22 20:23:53 +0000 UTCyes, I love the Golden Retriever Boyfriend :D and this one is his own Golden Retriever here xD
Queen Zelda
2024-02-22 15:52:27 +0000 UTCKiss me like one of your dumb jocks
Cephalobod
2024-02-22 15:20:13 +0000 UTC❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Shiva
2024-02-22 15:18:14 +0000 UTCOmg DDA THIS WAS GOLD ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE FROM START TO FINISH LOVED IT SCENARIO WAS SWEET THEN WOW OMG YOU SOUNDED SO HOT 🔥 🥵 THANKYOU DDA ❤ ❤ SORRY DIDNT LISTEN SOONER HAD FAMILY EMERGENCY
Cutie09💓
2024-02-22 05:39:43 +0000 UTC5 minutes in and my heart is melted
Kat
2024-02-22 03:44:40 +0000 UTCI love that. Seriously it’s really impressive 😊
Chrissy Cat16
2024-02-22 03:27:56 +0000 UTCOh my gawds just finished listening to this again. I just cant get enough of this man's moans and orgasms!!!! Just so luscious and sexy!!!! And the acting 🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 fawkin hades hell soldiers....pleaseee never stop those moans and always gift us with those delicious orgasms my heart they sound so real!!!!! Not similated!!!!!
Doña Yayi
2024-02-22 02:24:35 +0000 UTC😏
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2024-02-22 02:18:50 +0000 UTCIts was really good. I love from start to finish. Always have me melting 😍
ExoticCreampuffs
2024-02-21 23:35:37 +0000 UTCi feel like the jock was definitely a virgin or this was one of his first times😭 he sounds so shy and I LOVED it!!!
Jacob
2024-02-21 23:33:39 +0000 UTCGolden Retriever Boyfriend is actually his own thing, but I'll grant the overlap haha
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2024-02-21 22:53:01 +0000 UTCAll improv!
.
2024-02-21 22:52:11 +0000 UTCHimbo City or bust!
.
2024-02-21 22:48:24 +0000 UTCI'm tellin' you people, we're in a new era 👹
.
2024-02-21 22:47:34 +0000 UTCyou are a golden retriever, such happy, goofy and kind vibes :) you are so sweet, delightful and so amazingly cute. my review to you and your story: the bestest of best / infinitely awesome x3
Queen Zelda
2024-02-21 19:56:06 +0000 UTCOh my DDA - I love me a himbo jock boy... You covered my body in goosebumps and tingles with your orgasm! 🔥💋
Jheni B.
2024-02-21 17:10:17 +0000 UTCI need to know who writes the scripts cause 👩🏻🍳💋
Chrissy Cat16
2024-02-21 15:38:40 +0000 UTCYour character development skills are unreal!
Devila May Care
2024-02-21 15:21:10 +0000 UTCWhen he said ‘and just F*CK YOU RIGHT UP AGAINST THE WALL’ Hellllll yesss❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Thena
2024-02-21 14:20:13 +0000 UTCI never knew how much I needed this 🥰
Kanna Rose
2024-02-21 13:25:53 +0000 UTCHe is adorable 🥹 so dumb, I just want to hug him
KarBun
2024-02-21 13:08:51 +0000 UTC😊❤️
MeridianSkye
2024-02-21 12:39:20 +0000 UTCNot me having a Bachelors of Science in geology! 🪨 👀
Morticia
2024-02-21 12:36:41 +0000 UTCBabe! While not strictly bluegrass, here are some personal faves from artists who typically feature a lot of fiddle: "Knockin'" (sexy AF); "Sourwood Mountain" - Carolina Chocolate Drops "O Love is Teasin'" - Rhiannon Giddens "Long Hot Summer Days" - Sara Watkins "Scotch & Chocolate" - Nickel Creek "Tell Me True;" "Come on Up to the House" - Sarah Jarosz "Wildflowers" - The Wailin' Jennys "Rye Whiskey" - Punch Brothers (I will also never stop proselytizing about their cover of "Reptilia." See it on AV Undercover on YouTube.) "Come on in My Kitchen" - Crooked Still Also, not for nothing, but the breakdown at 4:12 in "Laundry Room" by The Avett Brothers (they do not, however, typically have a lot of fiddle) is one of my favorite moments ever. Ugh. Okay. I have been enough. 🤓
A
2024-02-21 12:24:35 +0000 UTCHow do you get something dirty to be sweet? You really know what you are doing🫶 sex in the car, sweet. Up against the wall, sweet. 🫠🫠🫠
The queen of darkness
2024-02-21 11:02:36 +0000 UTC"now i know allot about rocks" i love him
griffon farrar
2024-02-21 09:56:21 +0000 UTCTHE SOUND EFFECTS FOR THE BOW AGAINST THE STRINGS 😂😂😂😂 I wasn't expecting to cackle
Amano_seo
2024-02-21 09:42:04 +0000 UTCExcellent story & such a great build up 💖💖💖
AnimeDiplomat
2024-02-21 07:44:14 +0000 UTCOk but I’m literally a violinist at a contemporary music school who’s done bluegrass and I feel completely and utterly blessed rn this is too much
Bleep blarp bloop
2024-02-21 06:17:58 +0000 UTCMy heart he’s so cute! He’s treating us so well!!! Thank you thank youu 🤍🫂
aevis
2024-02-21 05:52:38 +0000 UTCI'm loving the consistency!!
Froggy
2024-02-21 05:41:09 +0000 UTC“You have to get your bow? Oh damn I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had a boyfriend.” HES SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭
Khy
2024-02-21 05:29:08 +0000 UTCThis started out so adorable and funny. This character is really sweet. Once they get to the dorm room, it progresses to spicy pretty quickly. I didn’t know that somebody describing muscles could be so sexy. And OMFG, the sex against the wall, and that spectacular finish - I was hyperventilating! Thanks, DDA! ❤️🥵🔥🥵❤️
Pam 701
2024-02-21 05:19:22 +0000 UTCThis is ADORABLE. I love that he wasn't overly dominant or overly submissive, pretty much the perfect middle ground
Be-gay-do-crimes
2024-02-21 05:06:50 +0000 UTCImma go have another shot 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 because listening to this ohh jesus fawkin christmas don dark this masterpiece got me by the tits. Shit sorry for the bad words its the 🥃🥃🥃🥃 lol but yaaaasss this audio was is so cute, sweet and delicious ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Doña Yayi
2024-02-21 03:51:42 +0000 UTCOh wow this jock was so sweet, so cute, so endearing, but when yaaaassss yas yasss every time when sexy times arrive holy fawkin fawk my insides burn inside and my body just craves for special attention 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. How this jock lets the listener do whatever she wants with him oh gawds that has my head spinning , my whole body shaking, my legs i just dont feel them no more oh holy fawkin hades havin a shot of vodka with Dr. Pepper this man's moans, breathing, sexy talk just everything sounds so real like he is actually turned on recording this audio!!!!! Just 🤌💋❤️👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Oh my heart this man's moans ruin me lol and i love it!!!!! Ohhhh jesus fawkin hells i am so goin to grab my boyfriend now and just @#$%&*?!☆▪︎¤¡¿ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 him moaning " you gonna cum with me? You gonna cum with me???? Ohhh yaaass sir i will cum with you 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Fawkin hells soldiers the way you came at the end sounds so real...SHEEEEEET imma stop thats as much as i will horny post. You sir please continue to moan like that pleaaaase don dark lol. Thats it i aint sayin no more imma behave before you put me in time out lol 😁😁🤭🤭🤭🤭❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
Doña Yayi
2024-02-21 03:46:57 +0000 UTCI don't know why, but the way you said "teeny" at about 6:30 timestamp made me laugh.
zidgelT
2024-02-21 03:36:17 +0000 UTCWell, I’ve never given a violin lesson that ended quite like this! But if it’s a guy like that I certainly wouldn’t mind lol
Lizabeth Malky
2024-02-21 03:30:48 +0000 UTCAww the jock was adorable
Khloi Otaku
2024-02-21 03:15:33 +0000 UTCmust... be... protected... at... all... costs! how do the kids say it? we stan a consent king!
Holly March
2024-02-21 03:15:09 +0000 UTCOmg he's so cute I'm dead 😭😂 'now I know a lot about rocks!' 😍
Heather
2024-02-21 03:12:38 +0000 UTC❤️🔥❤️🔥
Julie G
2024-02-21 03:07:04 +0000 UTC"with reverb" is taking me out 🤣🤣🤣
Lakora
2024-02-21 03:02:18 +0000 UTCSCREAMING WILDLY, I LOVE HIMBOS!!!
Lakora
2024-02-21 03:01:49 +0000 UTCwould love a high fiddle content bluegrass rec!
Holly March
2024-02-21 02:58:25 +0000 UTCOH MY GODS, BEAU/BOW, deep, you are killing me!
Holly March
2024-02-21 02:57:49 +0000 UTCLong day today and i definitely need to sit my ass somewhere and stay put!!!!! Now im SAT!!!!! This is just what i need to just feel relaxed. Well imma get ready to get my ears and heart and other regions tickled ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Let me get my raspberry vodka with soda 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
Doña Yayi
2024-02-21 02:56:53 +0000 UTCYou adding more breathing and less moaning did not go unnoticed. 👍❤️⭐️ love it.
midnite_quinn
2024-02-21 02:56:05 +0000 UTCSay less 😌
LKLG
2024-02-21 02:54:23 +0000 UTCi'm aromantic and even my heart turned over at "i know a lot about rocks"... we must protect him... not from us, obviously...
Holly March
2024-02-21 02:54:03 +0000 UTCearly asf thankfully 😍
kitty kat
2024-02-21 02:44:25 +0000 UTCI would have derailed this so quickly with playlist and artist suggestions. 🪕
A
2024-02-21 02:37:43 +0000 UTCHimbos are my second fav yay!! ❤️ (after emo/punk guys ofc)
Lauren ♡
2024-02-21 02:37:09 +0000 UTC*with reverb* 😈
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2024-02-21 02:27:38 +0000 UTCYes it has been too long since I’ve bumped into a wide eyed himbo, how’d you know? 🖤
Mina Bee
2024-02-21 02:27:30 +0000 UTCThe speed in which I opened the app when I saw this notification 🤣 Was sad that the Haikyuu movie isn’t available here yet and just reading “sweet dumb jock” reminded me of one of my fave characters in it so I’m super grateful for this!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
Angelie⁷
2024-02-21 02:21:21 +0000 UTCI’m bout to *with reverb* CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM, UGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Keep up the work DDA 👌)
KYUBI
2024-02-21 02:21:00 +0000 UTCyes please 😩
cheychey🫂💕
2024-02-21 02:19:30 +0000 UTC
