Damn. When my dad did this it REALLY ruined my wank.
Jackson
2025-06-16 03:48:17 +0000 UTC
Aww no Connor no. Not into pissplay. Don't let those ladies piss on you you little sissy boy. No.
Kodiak
2025-06-12 19:34:15 +0000 UTC
WHAT a Considerate Father!!! ๐๐๐
Mister Ramon
2025-06-12 19:33:07 +0000 UTC
That is an Australian $50 bill. They're sort of yellow-gold.
https://banknotes.rba.gov.au/australias-banknotes/banknotes-in-circulation/fifty-dollar/
Benj
2025-06-10 08:13:33 +0000 UTC
Damn you, I had to load up Qwant to have a look at what a Cleveland Steamer was!
kelval
2025-06-10 07:45:59 +0000 UTC
Hell, I just realized that I paid to listen to it!
Josh Collins
2025-06-10 00:01:42 +0000 UTC
I'd listen to all that for a few hundred dollars
Josh Collins
2025-06-10 00:01:03 +0000 UTC
Dad not yelling is the most disturbing thing about the whole thing
Carlo Zottmann
2025-06-09 19:30:17 +0000 UTC
Two punch lines? Nice!
Martin Turner
2025-06-09 18:50:34 +0000 UTC
Aha, Connor lore.
DatGai
2025-06-09 16:17:20 +0000 UTC
Connor's mum is the reason we're all into piss play.
She really knows how to get a guy exited about that, the filthy fucking slut.
But I don't need to tell you, you've all been there, right?
Vincent Vega
2025-06-09 13:09:49 +0000 UTC
No worries about sounding like you're plunging a stuck toilet for minutes on end? No explaining the sloppy splashy repetitive suction and flappy sounds coming from the other room coupled with rhythmic slapping?
Ken Barlow
2025-06-09 10:29:38 +0000 UTC
Surprised Connor didn't start jerking it to the noises once they started up again.
Ian Bright
2025-06-09 09:21:54 +0000 UTC
I quite like the way Dad's voice gets deeper as he describes the angry sex with Connor's mum.
Phillip Thomas
2025-06-09 06:47:23 +0000 UTC
The ol rusty trombone
Judson
2025-06-09 01:58:42 +0000 UTC
1:20 is that Australian dinars? It looks like shit. How can you fail making money look desirable?
Carl-Henrik Naucler
2025-06-09 01:39:09 +0000 UTC
It's ok to be gay Connor!
Carl-Henrik Naucler
2025-06-09 01:35:33 +0000 UTC
Dad should do some graphic ASMR whispering!
Saintza
2025-06-09 00:56:43 +0000 UTC
Brag about it, Dad....
Evan Clark
2025-06-09 00:56:20 +0000 UTC
worst wakeup.....is if he was into it...at the end....HA