280 Mysteries Ep 40 - Case of the Ring in the Reef - With Lauren Lastowka
As promised, Lauren joins Conor as the two of them attempt to solve Donald J. Sobel's 2003 (!!!!) mystery.
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280 Mysteries Ep 39 - The Case of the Window Dressers - with Bridget Nelson
Conor and Mike's spouses have put up with their nonsense for such a long time, they thought it well past due to have them both on to help solve an Encyclopedia Brown and to see if in fact ...
2025-08-12 17:24:12 +0000 UTC View PostNight of the Crabs meme contest winners
Many, many great memes for this go round. We were glad that even though this was posted before Episode 3 released, that so many of the entries focused on the 8 year old who drank weedkiller. Congra...
2025-08-12 13:44:01 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages #191 - Night of the Crabs Ep 3 - Limpet Mines, Potholers, Mills Bombs and Constitutionals!
Yes, all the things we in America know so well and love so much come together (much like dodgems) in one final episode!
This episode has it all: horrible, ghoulish holiday-makers, Farm Supply...
2025-08-07 18:38:08 +0000 UTC View PostNight of the Crabs meme contest!
Time to post your best Guy N. Smith memes! Host an image and then post a link to it in the comments. Come back and vote for your favorites by Liking them. We'll send prizes to a judge's favorite an...
2025-08-04 15:22:17 +0000 UTC View Post280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back Ep 38 - The Case of the Angry Girl - With (PROFESSOR) Jackson Crawford
Continuing our string of "Mike needs help to best this Leroy Brown kid", we are joined by Jackson Crawford, author, lecturer, professor, online celebrity, etc., and let's just say it was not a ...
2025-07-31 16:26:17 +0000 UTC View PostBats definitely have rabies
I attended a lecture about bats tonight at my local public library.
Sorry, SORRY! I should have advised those of you with heart conditions and the elderly to please be seated before I dropped...
2025-07-31 01:36:47 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages #190 - Night of the Crabs Ep 2 - If You're Gonna Do That Anywhere, Do it in the Spiky Grass!
If you're even vaguely considering listening to this particular episode, please consider this: a severely hung-over Colonel Goode eats Mrs. Jones' porridge! Also, please know that Bartholomew suffe...
2025-07-25 17:29:00 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages - Bonus - AUDIO You Are a Shark
Enjoy the audio-only version of our Live Stream where we go through a Choose Your Own Adventure book, You Are a Shark. Are we a shark, though? Please tune in to find out.
2025-07-17 23:18:48 +0000 UTC View PostChoose Your Own Adventure Livestream #2 - "You Are A Shark"
Thanks to everyone who joined and voted on the choices here! Just to confirm that it DOES in actually happen at some point...
Choose Your Own Adventure Live Stream #2!
Join us for another livestream of a CLASSIC 80s Choose Your Own Adventure book on Thursday, 7/17 at 3pm Eastern
We will post a link to the youtube livestream here on the Patr...
2025-07-15 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages #189 - Night of the Crabs Ep 1 - Grandpa NO!
Rejoice with Conor and Mike as they read through a new book that was not written by Colleen Hoover!! This one features a pipe-smoking botanist, bathing costumes, Torgo-esque beachcombers, ...
2025-07-09 18:48:00 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling Crabby?
Yeah, we could have gone with "You've Got Crabs" as the headline there, but this is a classy podcast (do not list evidence to the contrary in the comments!)
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372 Pages Bonus..? Your Thoughts on Our Next Book.
Mike and Conor need your thoughts on the title of our next read, so listen and weigh in!
Book links:
The Cosmic Courtship: ht...
2025-06-18 16:41:59 +0000 UTC View PostUgly Love Meme Winners
So
many
GREAT MEMES
this
time
OK, we'll stop. Possibly our most enetered meme contest of all time? Definitely the one with the most dead baby jokes. Congrats to Hayden...
2025-06-11 13:23:13 +0000 UTC View Post280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back Ep 37 - The Case of the Carousel Horse - With Who is Ken Jennings!
Yes, the smartest man we've ever met - and we've met dozens of men - joins us in an attempt to outwit Idaville's greatest boy detective.
Pre-order Ken's new book, 2025-06-09 23:54:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Ugly Love Acrostic Puzzle!
Loyal jackal Amanda has made us another Acrostic puzzle to solve, based on Ugly Love! You can watch us try to solve this one, or download the puzzle and do it on your own. Though we did make some m...
2025-06-05 14:57:32 +0000 UTC View PostUgly Love meme contest!
Alright, it's a good thing we waited until the end of this book to run this contest! Post links to your best CoHo memes in the comments (imgur....
2025-05-30 13:46:42 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages #188 - Ugly Love Ep 5 - This is Brad's World Now
All good things must come to an end. Also, Ugly Love must come to an end, and it does, in our final episode. Does Miles end up with Ian? Does Dillion end up with Rachel? What kind of pain ...
2025-05-29 19:38:13 +0000 UTC View PostUgly Love - Mail Bag - Bonus Quilter's Cruise Report!
So many great emails from listeners, so little time (well, there's time but we choose to use it talking about, say, Jonathan Lipnickni rather than emails), so we're covering them in this s...
2025-05-21 15:59:31 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages #187 - Ugly Love Ep 4 - No, Cap Does NOT Sport a Thong
If you've stuck with us this far you must be a fan of the words "kiss" and "heart." And of the phrase "cut my eyes" and "gripped the doorframe." In this episode, Conor and Mike speculate like mad a...
2025-05-13 17:51:52 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages BONUS: Conor Does Real or Fake... TV Shows
How hard is it to come up with a fake TV show name? Not that hard, evidently. Please watch as Conor learns that fact the hard way!!
2025-05-05 18:48:48 +0000 UTC View PostSeriously, if anyone makes that Slimer/Minnie image, let us know...
I hate you...
You'll never believe it, but something in Ugly Love reminded Mike of a story about his Dad
2025-04-30 16:22:19 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages #186 - Ugly Love Ep 3 - Dillon = HERO
To be clear, Dillon is terrible. BUT he's the least like a cardboard cutout of all these dumba**es (which is not high praise, but there it is.)
If you are craving plot, please look e...
2025-04-29 18:39:28 +0000 UTC View PostChoose Your Own Adventure - Audio Only
If for some reason you don't want to view the video of us, and who can blame you, here is the audio only file. Please listen with the knowledge that it was a video.
2025-04-25 15:52:38 +0000 UTC View PostChoose Your Own Adventure - Hyperspace
We read the Choose Your Own Adventure book "Hyperspace" and let loyal jackals vote on all the choices. If you missed it, you can still watch the video right here
2025-04-25 14:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostTolstoy or Colleen Hoover?
Probably not as difficult as Real or Fanfic...
2025-04-24 16:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostChoose Your Own Adventure live stream!
Please join us on Friday at 10AM eastern for a live stream of a Choose Your Own Adventure book! We will read it and then let the audience vote on which paths to choose.
We will stream on you...
2025-04-23 19:03:51 +0000 UTC View PostHow would Seinfeld characters fare in a Colleen Hoover novel?
You know my friend Bob Sacamano, he once dated a girl who tasted like onions!
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