Well Howdy Ma'am. Why don't you sit down and let me tell you a story. A story about love. About a Sheriff of a little old town called Bitter Springs, and about the woman he fell in love with there.

Phew! Wow this was an absolute doozy and a half to finish. Time has lost all meaning. I actually thought today was Valentine's day and I was freaking out cause I didn't have anything else to post for it on Reddit and only just now as I was writing this description did I realize lmao. Anyways, I wanted to thank you all for being patient while I finished this one! I'm excited to share it with you all, hope you enjoy!
There is a bit of violence in the story but it all takes place "off-screen" so to speak, just wanted to let you know in case that's a concern to anyone!
Voices, Script, and Editing all done by me!
Please lemme know if you enjoyed this! I am honestly so nervous about this one since it's so different than most of what I've made. But if you guys enjoy it I would love to make more story driven content in the future!
Other tags I considered: [Rum Says Howdy] [Rootinest Tootinest Audio in the Wild Wild West] [Pistols and Penises] [Like a Romance Novel but not as good cause I wrote it]
I really love getting feedback and hearing what you liked or places I can improve. So please let me know what you thought!! Or consider pressing the β€οΈ if you are feeling too shy to comment π!
Disclaimer: This audio was made by an adult for other consenting adults, it is a work of fantasy and all characters depicted are 18+. Please do not download, re-host, or redistribute this audio
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