Mind Blind Blooper Reel
Added 2021-03-20 15:01:01 +0000 UTCGlitch’s tendency to rap against the thin wall separating your offices to chat whenever boredom strikes (which amounts to roughly every six seconds for Glitch) means that you’re forced to wear noise-cancelling earbuds to accomplish any actual work.
***
“I am not using that as a callsign!” you protest. “It’s offensive.”
“I think it’s charming,” Sally interjects.
You scowl at her. So much for solidarity from your fellow shorty.
“’Fun-size’ is not an option,” you state firmly.
***
. . .You scowl at her. Sally only thinks so because she doesn’t dwarf over most people.
“‘Jolly Green’ is not an option,” you state firmly.
***
. . .You scowl at her. Sally only thinks so she has hair.
“‘Mr. Clean’ is not an option,” you state firmly.
***
. . .You scowl at her. Sally only thinks so she’s an only child.
“‘Thing Two’ is not an option,” you state firmly.
I thought you liked those sweaters I got us for Christmas!
***
You know without turning around that it's Gray.
Perhaps you and he are simply that attuned to each other’s presence—him because he can read your mind, and you because . . . well, how could you not know when your heart enters the room?
***
Rosy slams their fist on the table.
“You like doing that, don’t you?” you note. “The whole fisting thing.”
Glitch snickers, and even K can't suppress a startled cough.
“I meant slamming your fist on the table,” you hastily correct. "Not . . . you know." You illustrate your point with an awkward gesture.
Stop while you're behind, Button. There's no catching up on this one.
Comments
FISTING
cinnerman
2021-03-26 07:45:19 +0000 UTCOh no, that Gray one has my whole heart. 💖
Brittany B.
2021-03-22 01:57:29 +0000 UTCthese are all killing me 😂 poor mc!!
Ema
2021-03-21 14:18:20 +0000 UTC"and you because . . . well, how could you not know when your heart enters the room?" 😭
Mich
2021-03-20 23:51:13 +0000 UTCMy more humorous than morbid Button would like to offer up "Nothing" as an alternative to "Thing Two".
Shuris
2021-03-20 20:03:07 +0000 UTCMR. CLEAN, SALLY PLEASE... 😭🤣😭 And that last one!
Deliquescere
2021-03-20 17:46:28 +0000 UTCFISTING EYE- WHDHHRJFJFJFJ
nai.
2021-03-20 17:40:55 +0000 UTCTHE LAST TWO NSJSJSJSJDJCJVJJF 🥴🥴🥴🤪🤪🤪🤪
Electra Heart
2021-03-20 17:35:00 +0000 UTCThat last one! I am screaming! 🤣🤣🤣
thebonethief
2021-03-20 17:15:45 +0000 UTCNOT FISTING
Fish
2021-03-20 16:07:46 +0000 UTCOh my goodness those last two! From 😍😭 to 🤣🤣
Katie Williams
2021-03-20 15:18:57 +0000 UTCFISTING, I'M---
Chigusa Eyes
2021-03-20 15:11:51 +0000 UTC
