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Be my Valentine

Does anyone else miss the days when Valentine's day meant picking out what cards you wanted to give out at school and coming home with a haul of chocolate from your classmates doing the same? Those...

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Happy New Year

Hey guys. So, I'm just gonna say it-- I've been struggling this past year. It's weird to say that because for most of it, I didn't even realize it. I guess it was such a gradual progression that I ...

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Sunday selfie

The Amazon delivery guy said I have pretty eyes 👀

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Surprise!

Yes, I'm alive. A lot of you are probably just now remembering you are even subscribed here, and for that I am sorry. I've dealt with a handful of life events/happenings in these recent months, but...

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Ready for the new year.

Since celebration of the new year is typically associated with a fresh start, I felt like a shower set was an appropriate theme for this one. I've never truly felt like a new year was any kind of '...

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Insomniac

Today is my first day back to work after a bit of much needed time off. I basically slept the entire time I wasn't working-- which made the return of my insomnia last night that much more obvious. ...

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Modesty is a virtue

I was on a date the other night, and we got on the subject of nipple inequality (cuz that's what happens when you decide to date me). My date had an opinion that was something along the lines of: i...

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Happy (hop?) Day

Happy humpday ya'll. Okay so Halloween is approaching, and while I loved wearing matching cow onesies to take my pup to the pumpkin patch last year, I sorta have a thing for putting together awesom...

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Lash life

I (mostly) cleaned my apartment. Got a new (half) sweater. And finally tried out magnetic eyelashes. Idk who invented these things, but you apply special eyeliner and the fake lashes have tiny magn...

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Reinspired

w/@whotookthatphoto. Counting down the last few days until I can call myself officially 'vaccinated', which means I'll be a little less terrified to start dipping my toes into the water of normalcy...

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Bedtime braids

My hair is getting long, so braiding it for bed helps prevent lots of tangles...and also inspires late-night selfie sessions. My phone has a weird setting that I don't really know how to use and th...

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Humpday happy hour

@singian. If it's only the last hour of humpday, it still counts right? There's something about muddy feet that pairs perfectly next to a nude booty.

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Vaccinated, but make it sexy

I definitely wasn't first in line for this, but first dose down. In 5 weeks I can rejoin some type of normalcy.

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Salty.

@whotookthatphoto. I'm not really a beach person. But if you've never rolled around naked in the sand on a cold ass beach and let the waves break against you at sunset -- you should.

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Flash Friday

I'm so happy it's Friday. Just stumbled across these 2 film photos taken by @baldwinner that I had forgotten I love.

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But first, coffee.

w/@baldwinner. I gotta say, Covid-world lifestyle really aligns with a lot of my vision of an ideal lifestyle. Working in my pajamas, pup by my side 24/7, places starting to offer delivery that did...

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Hand wash only

W/@itsdoctorjz. I literally have no idea why I posted some photos from this set and not all of them. But on a different note, I bet ya'll have never thought about how half of my wardrobe can only b...

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Hired

Did you know I actually hate being hired to model merchandise? Okay, maybe hate is too dramatic, but they're too limiting for my style most of the time. The added pressure of an expected and incent...

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HAPPY HUMPDAY

Ya'll, I finally managed to post on humpday. Took this about 5 mins ago cuz why not? Not using Instagram has significantly reduced the amount of selfies I'm compelled to take and for the first time...

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Best of: selfies

Ya'll I had to dig deep for these. Across many device changes and 4 different Google email accounts my photos backup to, some good ol' selfies.

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Best of booty pt.2

Second time I've meant to post this on humpday, but just can't manage to not be a day late. Any complaints?

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Forever ago.

W/@agapealways. Google photos says these are from April 2017. I think my first shoot (at least in the days of Instagram) was November of 2016. I was juuuuust getting started. In fact, I actually ha...

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Best of booty

Happy thirsty Thursday ya'll! Though genetics have denied me the ability to retain much fat on my chest, they've granted me an ass-et that's equally appreciated. I thought I'd start posting occasio...

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It's my birthday

I used to think it was super weird when I would ask grown ups how old they were and they had to think about it. Like, how could you forget your age? It was so important as a kid, because every year...

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Pluviophile

w/ itsdoctorjz. It's been really warm and sunny the last week or so, reminding me that Spring and Summer aren't too far in the future. And it actually sorta bums me out lol. While I love the longer...

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Valentine

Just sending love to anyone who needs a little extra today.

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Saturdays are for selfies

New apartment is coming together extremely slowly. Probably because I've been spending most of my time painting that old trunk you see behind me.

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Aesthetic Abrasion

**Just to get this out of the way first: These photos are not an invitation to ask me intimate questions about my sex life, sexual preferences, or sexual acts.

I know a lot of you are probabl...

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Schooled

W/ @2ndlifephotography. Forgive me if I've posted this before, but I scrolled back and didn't see it. Either way, this is one of my most proud sets ever taken. Right before I graduated from UC Berk...

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True love

Okay, so I know this isn't "inspo" art. But with all the curated photos I produce, candid photos like this are refreshing for my eyes and heart. I see so many photos of myself looking how I cho...

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