I'm here to help

This Info is just a reminder because there are still plenty of people missing the good stuff over at Discord or the exclusive Tumblr!

FAQ

FIRST – Does the pie chart look like pacman? 

*Roadwork ahead vine* "Yeah, I sure hope it does!"

SECOND – How do I connect my Patreon account with Discord? And why?

Because of legal restrictions and because there are a lot of people coming and going on this page there has to be a second, more proper channel for communication and posting. Creating a Discord Account only takes 48 seconds, but it's the place to be! After you're done with that, you can go to your Patreon settings and connect both profiles. A little Robot called Machatron The Wise will then grant you access to everything automatically!
And you can even chat with other users. Or you don't. It's your choice.
And if that wasn't enough: You can use it on your phone! Even GIFs!

THIRD – I have done everything you said, Master, but there isn't anything on my Discord :(

This is a problem I have solved for many people in the last weeks! So don't worry.
For Discord, I had to create all new tiers. Only by doing so the little Robot (Mechatron) can find you and give you access to my server. If you're a patron for a long time or if you did not choose a tier you're invisible for the robot.

In this case, you have to sign into one of the new tiers. 90% of all users have done this successfully. After all this trouble you're finally done and able to see all my content. Nice.

FOURTH – I have trouble connecting my accounts

There is a helpful step by step tutorial. You can find it here!

FIVE – I'm a little snowflake and I don't want to use Discord because things.

Don't worry child. You have still the chance to use alakazam1988-patreon.tumblr.com — The password was sent to you. If you've lost it you can write me anytime and I will send it to you again.

Nevertheless I want to recommend Discord to you. On Tumblr you cannot comment or see what others are thinking about the morphs and stories I created. And, more importantly, you cannot use the exclusive tumblr on your phone because the tumblr app sucks ass. And the last thing: If you're here for gainer content you can find a whole channel for that on my discord server. If that isn't nice I don't know what.

What? Your question isn't listed here?

Just write it in the comments or pm me.

Happy October the 22th everyone!