After All This Time:

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Wow….I’m just in total shock…

It’s okay, all of his exes have needed a second to adjust. I know it must be quite shocking to see him this way.

This whole getup fits him perfectly, don’t get me wrong. It’s just wild to see my ex-boyfriend in diapers, you know?

Oh I completely understand. Just wait until you see all the pretty, little dresses he wears, too!

Wait…that wardrobe full of baby dresses, those are his?

You don’t know the half of it. Not only is widdle Chad a baby, he’s a widdle, sissy baby!

A…sissy baby?

Yup, a sissy baby. So that means he, or should I say SHE, isn’t just treated like a baby, but a baby girl! He may complain and say he’s really a big boy, but I’ve never seen someone get so excited over frilly dresses, fluffy diapers, and anything princess themed.

Well, that explains why I caught him wearing my panties a couple of times. I should’ve pegged him for a sissy then and there.

Oh, don’t mention that word or you may get her all aroused before bed. She LOVES getting pegged. It’s the only form of sex she gets anymore.

Wow…I don’t think this could get more pathetic.

Did you know she even has a sissy name?

You’re kidding!

Nope, I thought Chad was too much of a boy name for her. Chelsey is a much more fitting name for such a prissy sissy.

Awww, Chelsey is such a cute name! A very pretty name for a very pretty, baby girl. Honestly, the more I’m hearing about all of this, the more I think Chelsey was always meant to be a sissy-baby.

I’m glad you agree. Being a big boy was just too hard for widdle Chelsey. The sissy-baby lifestyle suits her so much better. Now, instead of worrying about how macho and manly she needs to act, she only worries about accidentally exposing her diaper when she bends over.

Aww, is the widdle baby embarrassed about her diaper poking out from under her dress?

Very much so, in fact. The funniest part of it all is she still doesn’t know the skirts on all of her dresses are so short that everyone can see her diapers whether she’s bending over or not!

Oh my God, she is just too cute! I can already imagine her trying to tug her skirt down over her diaper to hide it while her face gets redder than a tomato.

You should see her face when company is over. I’ve never seen a baby more ashamed of wearing diapers. It’s the cutest when she accidentally tinkles herself in front of guests.

Wait, does she actually NEED her diapers?

She can’t last an hour without them! The regression-specialist I took Chelsey to made sure to take away her potty training, permanently. Chelsey could empty her bladder and she wouldn’t even know it until it’s already spread across the front of her diaper!

This is just too rich. And they can do this to anybody?

Anybody.

Can you get me that regression-specialist’s number? I’m thinking it’s about time my fiancé learns his place in our relationship.