"wonder if all greek statues are victims of medusa"
not gonna say she's not real, merely, they're made out of a wide variety of materials. you've also got some unfinished works, so, not all, at least.
"sleeping is considered lazy, going to bed early is not"
two different concerns - going to bed early means you can rise early, which is the 'productive' thing. sleeping more than you need, rather than 'needing to sleep' is what's lazy.
"the object of golf, is to play the least amount of golf"
yes? because it demonstrates skill. not every game needs to be on a timer...
"brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton"
not sure teeth are actually part of the skeleton, technically, i mean, they're not bone. but, fair. at least, you hope so. gonna be a bad situation if you need to clean your skull or femur or some shit...
"if people don't recognize clark kent without his glasses, does his eye doctor"
assuming the eye doctor's gotten a REALLY good look at superman's face? like, right before his appointment? otherwise it's just some dude he sees maybe once a year, that looks like a lot of other dark haired white guys...
his family and friends seeing him every day and not noticing is the weird part - they're used to his face. literally everyone else, likely isn't. i don't even think it's necessarily the glasses, but could be wrong.
bonus round: "why is it called taking a shit, not leaving a shit?"
because the 'shit' in question is an action, a verb, not a noun. you're not talking about the poop, you're talking about the act of pooping.
"pinnochio says 'my nose is going to grow' does it?"
well, that's a statement, not necessarily a lie. and i think there needs to be some sort of 'currently true or not' logic, so for these, if it's not 'true' while said, it's technically a lie. the reaction of the nose growing BECAUSE it was a lie, making it true after the fact, kinda doesn't matter, it was a lie then, so, it grows.
but also, 'my nose is going to grow' only is a lie if he never tells another lie in his life, since there was no time stipulation...
Lee Elliott
2024-12-22 17:58:45 +0000 UTC
i just had the biggest brainfart watching this video, wondering why the f they have a discord logo on the wall in the back... 🤣
Raimo Geisel
2024-12-15 10:52:27 +0000 UTC
Not the XIV slander! :(
mrsuspenders15
2024-11-20 07:04:31 +0000 UTC
The time clip should have ended looking at the clock and it said 1:02
CottonEyeJoe
2024-11-16 01:43:11 +0000 UTC
Which was taken from George Carlin, the greatest comedian of all time.
DragonElderX9
2024-11-15 10:49:08 +0000 UTC
Clark Kent was born with crap eyes but when his powers kicked in his vision became better than everyone else’s thus why Clark Kent wears glasses and supes doesn’t, because Clark represents Kal-el’s humanity while super man is more of his krypton side… but also because of his secret identity.
Long and short is that supes had crap vision, got powers that “fixed” his vision but supes was created 80 or so years ago, so a child getting lasik eye surgery without his eye doctor knowing would be weird also I don’t think lasik existed back then and you can’t just “cure” needing glasses
Also I’m not a huge comic guy this is just some stuff from some iterations of super man that I’ve seen.
Brady The Game God
2024-11-08 18:01:18 +0000 UTC
The mexican meme is of Chalino Sanche,. That night the mexican mob gave him a note that if he sang that night, he would die. He read the note, put it in his pocket and sang the whole night. He passed away. There a video of it online if you look it up.
Derpasaurus Rex
2024-11-07 04:13:32 +0000 UTC
LOL, sounds like something Superman would do back in the 30s and 40s. Mess with eye doctors.
David Britton
2024-11-04 09:33:02 +0000 UTC
The clip with the guy singing after seeing "I hope you took the chicken out of the freezer" is a reference to the Mexican singer who was handed a death threat during his performance and kept singing, then was killed afterwards.
Harley Simms
2024-11-02 07:59:29 +0000 UTC
Since when did Superman need an eye doctor?
Owen Tate
2024-11-01 14:33:54 +0000 UTC
Time is gone before you know it... that Titktok video about how long 30 minutes feels like had a real twist that hit me by surprise... Time is going faster as you are getting older... Enjoy before it is over
Zachary
2024-10-31 19:17:31 +0000 UTC
I was on my federal grind (still am) and completing missions. However, some of those missions are too locations 200K Ls from the main star. One of the most infuriating ones is with it beyond 300K and the mission bugging out. Like the safeguard ones where the enemies don't even spawn
BxG Stone
2024-10-31 14:20:19 +0000 UTC
I played elite with a dude that did a mission transporting people for like a week...1 mission...thousands of hops. Got paid...but idk if it was worth it.
spacebound024
2024-10-31 14:12:56 +0000 UTC
This was a good one. You really look like your getting use to the freedom of saying and showing what ever the fuck you want. To really be your self on reactions. Keep at it with the gym. One day you will be buff...lol
Jesse
2024-10-31 14:05:26 +0000 UTC
Either way you can take and leave it. Just don't bring it back.
Eddart Jarrow Kashveel
2024-10-31 13:00:50 +0000 UTC
If FFXIV feels slow... try Elite Dangerous. You'll do a single mission and 30 minutes have pass.... also traveling takes awhile too
BxG Stone
2024-10-31 10:18:14 +0000 UTC
Fun Fact, the deep thought comment, "Why is it called Taking a Shit and not Leaving a Shit", is from Beavis and Butthead.
Vortall
2024-10-31 04:10:26 +0000 UTC
I think the only way Jeannie could have shut Henry up is by sticking her tongue in his mouth.
BK Photographer
2024-10-30 23:41:16 +0000 UTC
Jeannie looking svelte!!!
Colby Lawrence
2024-10-29 23:29:37 +0000 UTC
When Alabama man loves his sister he'll chase you to hell and back.
Vincent Shreckengast
2024-10-29 21:49:24 +0000 UTC
“Eat the cookie and shut your fucking pie hole.” New favourite quote unlocked
Deadman
2024-10-29 20:34:55 +0000 UTC
19:15 Jeannie: "No talk, only snacc"
darthsven
2024-10-29 12:33:27 +0000 UTC
I missed when time was too slow
Leaf
2024-10-29 08:49:58 +0000 UTC
"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome" you have to say the whole thing it's like A Pimp Named Slickback
VolfKami
2024-10-29 08:43:14 +0000 UTC
12:58 A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
digitalnothing
2024-10-29 01:40:29 +0000 UTC
Goodness! Jeannie looks... Bigger 😵💫🥰
Tony Bailey
2024-10-29 01:01:32 +0000 UTC
Great, things are getting better.
Henry, the archive.org is back again, you can now get your stuff from there if you are missing something.
You can easily automate the downloads using the "ia" CLI interface provided by the python-internetarchive package. ( i dont expect the internetarchive surviving much longer, i think it is worth downloading things asap from there )
avtidrof
2024-10-29 00:30:31 +0000 UTC
Hehehe. Not quite there myself, but I already feel some of these tendencies. To be fair, when I turned 30 I thought I was now old. Good times!
Tansi
2024-10-28 16:24:26 +0000 UTC
2:45 Stifled yawn, lol.
john doe
2024-10-28 13:27:17 +0000 UTC
signed up for the patreon because missed you guys!!! still awesome content!
Chris Buttonshaw
2024-10-28 11:45:40 +0000 UTC
If the video about the perception of time hits you like that in your thirties, wait until you reach your sixties. I used to wear a wristwatch now I carry a calendar. If it's Tuesday it must be time for lunch.
Eddart Jarrow Kashveel
2024-10-28 02:45:45 +0000 UTC
Do not let your heart be troubled. If it is meant to be, it will be. If it is not, then you must find it within your heart to deal with it, or perish. I say perish the thought.
Eddart Jarrow Kashveel
2024-10-28 02:37:58 +0000 UTC
I think you're actually looking for X videos, Porn Hub, or X Hamster not M X R plays
Eddart Jarrow Kashveel
2024-10-28 02:30:47 +0000 UTC
Jeannie may start having to buy matzos.
Eddart Jarrow Kashveel
2024-10-28 02:26:38 +0000 UTC
Yaaaay!
Mister Anon
2024-10-28 00:13:41 +0000 UTC
We need more spicy videos, we need more Kia, its "ok" here but don't feel my moneys well spent 🫤 some of us are old! and time moves quicker 🫤
DomBee
2024-10-28 00:00:04 +0000 UTC
Otters can be savages, like I've seen videos of them taking out panthers/Crocs.
spacebound024
2024-10-27 22:00:05 +0000 UTC
Dude, you can play me the nastiest, lo-fi black metal with a shot audio system the next town over and I'll ubderstand it flawlessly. Play me any overproduced pop and I hear "wet dream tomato"
Donnerwamp
2024-10-27 21:29:09 +0000 UTC
Yikes. Thanks are still in order
dcy665 .
2024-10-27 20:54:28 +0000 UTC
It might be because you're a dog?
dcy665 .
2024-10-27 20:50:39 +0000 UTC
Why is it I only leave a shit if its on my neighbors lawn?
Ryan
2024-10-27 18:31:48 +0000 UTC
Seeing these two always brightens my mood!
James Utter
2024-10-27 15:55:42 +0000 UTC
I'm with Jeannie on this one with Henry talking shit about FF14. "Shut up Henry YOU BITCH!!"
Nonashu
2024-10-27 14:56:01 +0000 UTC
Wait till your 50... In about 10 minutes...
MR
2024-10-27 14:04:44 +0000 UTC
As a almost 40 year old. God that last video broke me.
Leonard Taylor
2024-10-27 11:22:32 +0000 UTC
If no one understood the reference behind the black dude lip singing mexican music, look up Adan Chalino Sanchez death
Christian Santoyo
2024-10-27 11:07:56 +0000 UTC
👌
Roberto Martin
2024-10-27 08:02:32 +0000 UTC
Bruh, I'm not interested in seeing Henry's weenie my guy.... Not everything here has to be naked people.
ppp
2024-10-27 07:49:20 +0000 UTC
Henry...Buff Jeannie pose will drive Patreon subs though...
Just saying.
Also: You should get a panda pooping tattoo Jeannie...Just saying.
Finally: This video was fantastic, fun, and probably one of your best since YouTube. I just wanted you guys to know that. Keep up the good work! :-)
Anthony Cochran
2024-10-27 07:10:10 +0000 UTC
That last video, man. As someone in his thirties, I can truly relate to it.
Metatron Prime
2024-10-27 06:39:42 +0000 UTC
I'm usually on Henry's side, but man... Shove more crackers into his mouth Jeannie! That blasphemous comment shall be cleanse with the body of Christ!
Tumtum
2024-10-27 06:20:33 +0000 UTC
The otter must get feisty to judge by the scars on the woman's ribcage,
David J. Thompson
2024-10-27 05:54:55 +0000 UTC
Oh no! It's already been another 19 minutes! I'd better breathe again.
Parbruek
2024-10-27 05:37:27 +0000 UTC
Jeannie be casually attempting murder
Torwulf
2024-10-27 05:34:47 +0000 UTC
Yeah FF is a real drag
schwift
2024-10-27 05:28:20 +0000 UTC
If you have an infinite number of cookies you could just indefinitely extend the video until Henry's hard drive fills up.
Parbruek
2024-10-27 05:25:11 +0000 UTC
That note to the Spanish music is a reference to Chalino Sanchez one of the most gangster singers, he also has a picture with Tupac where he wears a cowboy hat wich idiots use as a meme saying I listen to country and rap.
Cu-sith
2024-10-27 04:03:46 +0000 UTC
Got dang that tiktok hit the core. Shattered
Cognair
2024-10-27 02:51:34 +0000 UTC
I see the gains, Jeannie. Ya lookin' good, girl! Respectfully, of course. 😏
Unaffected Covid
2024-10-27 02:13:28 +0000 UTC
The older I get, the more overrated I think fun is.
Western Philosopher
2024-10-27 01:54:17 +0000 UTC
Surprised no comment from Henry about wanting to be that seal aka otter
Tacocat11
2024-10-27 00:54:06 +0000 UTC
I enjoyed where she was trying to shut u up with the cracker that was funny how at first it didn't work till the end
Giant_Killer33
2024-10-27 00:23:23 +0000 UTC
This was also my favorite part. I might have to try this in real life.
bzaroworld
2024-10-27 00:02:42 +0000 UTC
She is also Jeannie's childhood friend.
bzaroworld
2024-10-26 23:58:14 +0000 UTC
JL Great Deltoids. Pects looked fine also.
Allan Moynihan
2024-10-26 23:55:12 +0000 UTC
jokes on me; i feel every 5 seconds of my life and they are all pain.
Robert Nixon
2024-10-26 23:43:49 +0000 UTC
True, they don't have to, but sorry to burst your bubble, they still will
Gazza
2024-10-26 23:42:59 +0000 UTC
You know, now that you're not on youtube, you don't have to wear clothes.
Eyelet
2024-10-26 23:30:20 +0000 UTC
Like how Jennie tried to shut Henry up by forcing a cookie in his mouth
Brandon Olivarez
2024-10-26 23:29:13 +0000 UTC
Legend has it he is still performing to this day
Xavier Vasquez
2024-10-26 23:29:09 +0000 UTC
The gym-skit was great!
Tansi
2024-10-26 22:56:26 +0000 UTC
Panda popping tattoo?
Zackary Wilken
2024-10-26 22:53:36 +0000 UTC
Good thing Henry stopped before listing other flat things.
Crey Lacoste
2024-10-26 22:30:58 +0000 UTC
Thanks. I hope we see her sometime in the future
Josh Hubard
2024-10-26 22:19:36 +0000 UTC
Kai is living separately, don't know if we will still see her in future vids, and theirs not much to edit now that they don't deal with YT's BS anymore.
ThePrphtsShdw
2024-10-26 21:54:15 +0000 UTC
I could've swore it was stated somewhere that she was going with them, though I don't recall where right now.
She is their editor, so she's going to be around regardless.
mrjkuhl
2024-10-26 21:48:13 +0000 UTC
What we really want to know with the move......how did the sex dolls make the trip? And are there any horrifying mover and/or family stories about this? =D
Mckinsey Young
2024-10-26 21:42:55 +0000 UTC
That guy was Chalino Sánchez and the song was "Alma Enamorada" (a banger btw). Guy led an interesting life. If you liked the song in the meme, then I'd recommend "Baraja de Oro" and "Nieves de Enero" also by him.
trelpud
2024-10-26 21:39:25 +0000 UTC
You are correct.
Garis
2024-10-26 20:24:36 +0000 UTC
That last video, man, it impacted me. And when's the tour video coming o.O
KingSpatula
2024-10-26 19:59:15 +0000 UTC
Since you moved back to California did you not take Kai with you. I miss her
Josh Hubard
2024-10-26 19:50:42 +0000 UTC
I saw some some deltoids on Jeannie. You're in good shape, (thanks, Henry!) And thanks for letting us see :)
Dale Martell
2024-10-26 19:43:41 +0000 UTC
🤣🤣 that's funny but that wasn't the garage either. Refer to the Allicakes trampoline video they made 🤣🤣
HEATHEN
2024-10-26 19:24:37 +0000 UTC
Me: *just starts Video*
Henry a few seconds later: "hope time passes quickly for you and you enjoy every moment" and video ends.
Krewsader69
2024-10-26 19:20:10 +0000 UTC
🤣
SuperDave
2024-10-26 19:08:47 +0000 UTC
Patreon notifications can be slow sometimes.
Roach Prime
2024-10-26 19:07:51 +0000 UTC
Seems like you had more fun than in previous videos! 😊
A Person
2024-10-26 19:04:45 +0000 UTC
the chicken note from mom may.....be a reference to a mexican singer who received a note from the cartel while he was on stage that he was going to die at the end of that performance.
Spooky
2024-10-26 18:47:40 +0000 UTC
Jeannie you look nice and toned. Don't let Henry gaslight you. ;)
RICHARD
2024-10-26 18:44:16 +0000 UTC
Naw, they just decided that their set up was too good. So they moved the computer into the garage for a more natural vibe.
C K
2024-10-26 18:43:02 +0000 UTC
It’s so refreshing to hear the word fuck without it being bleeped.
Ghost7579
2024-10-26 18:41:55 +0000 UTC
Haha the last video of kid to old with mom involved hit me hard
Iriemike Curley
2024-10-26 18:41:43 +0000 UTC
Did they move again? Just noticed the room background is different now.
HEATHEN
2024-10-26 18:38:07 +0000 UTC
The cashew AirPod one was a good one 😂
Quiik NinjA
2024-10-26 18:26:25 +0000 UTC
"Make a dog shit on mine!!" Jeannie always has the best quotes 🤣🤣