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The Greatest Cool — Chapter 12

We stopped at the end of the rock stairway, dry grass crunching beneath our feet. A thick layer of mist stretched everywhere around us, with dead-looking trees jutting from the ground like tombston...

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The Lightbringer — Chapter 13

My cape radar didn’t pick up anything on the way here, but there was still hope. 

The border between Downtown and the Docks seemed like a hot enough spot to see some action even on New...

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What Does The Fox Say — Chapter 13

"—and then we ate the fish while watching the stars and Gramps told me a bunch of stories. I had no idea Gramps was the Hokage. It totally suprised me, ya know?" 

Naruto's legs swung ...

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Thank you

I just noticed that I've reached 100 paid members and, well, maybe some of you will think I'm being sappy or silly for doing this, but... I just wanted to thank you all for supporting me on this jo...

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The Lightbringer — Chapter 12

Author's Note: I'm going to write Chapter 13 of "What Does The Fox Say" next. I've kinda neglected it lately, so I'll show it a bit more love before moving to TGC, FFF, and Swordmaxxing. View Post

The Lightbringer — Chapters 1-11

This is the first story I've started on QuestionableQuesting last year, and I decided to add it here for those who don't use QQ. I'm going to post it wholesale as a PDF and EPUB, so I don't spam th...

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What Does The Fox Say — Chapter 12

The last thing she remembered was glimpsing the night sky, her eyes feeling heavy as the cold embrace of death dragged her away. She died with regret, but she’d accepted her fate and closed her e...

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Soulmaxxing — Chapter 2

I stood above a sand dune, staring at the dim-lit, endless expanse of desert stretching everywhere around me, brow furrowed in annoyance. Crossing the Menos forest had been a pain in the ass...

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Swordmaxxed I (Spin-off)

A pained grunt escaped Shirou as the impact sent him into the wall, his back flaring with pain. He quickly picked himself up, his heart hammering in his chest. He looked up, trying to find another ...

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Soulmaxxing — Chapter 1

"Sorry, Captain Aizen. I got caught," I said, smiling cheekily despite the slender hand wrapped around my arm in a vise grip and the gleaming blade inches away from my neck. In any other situation,...

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Swordmaxxing — Chapter 5

I closed my shoe locker, slipping the key absentmindedly in my jacket as another sigh escaped me. Why did Rin act like that? Was it something I’d said or done? 

I didn’t even get to ...

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Joji's Bizarre Adventure Part 1: Divine Comedy — Chapter 1

A drop of cold sweat trailed unpleasantly down my back as I sat across from the Strongest Human, my cup of leaf juice still untouched. I had no words to express how utterly screwed I was.

“...

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Swordmaxxing — Chapter 4

I stood there, tiny arms refusing to let me go as I rubbed slow, gentle circles on Illya’s back. I wasn’t sure how long we’d spent like this, but she’d finally calmed down, and that was all...

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The Greatest Cool — Chapter 11

I picked up the glass recipient, holding it up close as I inspected the red liquid inside. A disappointed breath left through my nose a moment later. 

Another dud. 

I’ve tri...

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Fisting For Fun — Chapter 7.5 (Bonus Scene)

Valerie covered a yawn as the movie faded to black, her gaze lingering on the column of text that rolled down the screen. 

That ring brought the worst out of people, and the Fellowship b...

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Fisting For Fun — Chapter 7

We stopped in front of the large, twin, wooden doors, and Rias seemed to hesitate for a moment, before a crimson magical seal stretched over the surface. 

“A seal, huh?” 

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What Does The Fox Say — Chapter 11

Naruto wobbled on his feet, and I tried not to laugh as he sank inside the pond with a yelp for the ninth time in the past ten minutes. Keeping count made this even funnier. 

“What the...

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Swordmaxxing — Chapter 3

I pulled on a fresh pair of clothes, running a hand through my damp hair and rolling my shoulders. Last night, I dreaded having to run on less than five hours of sleep, but having a teenage body ju...

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Imp-erator — Chapter 2

I sat on the lavish armchair, staring intently at the floating window. Professions were crucial to min-maxing a character in the game, but things seemed to work a little differently with this ‘sy...

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The Greatest Cool — Chapter 10

The bright afternoon sun warmed my back as I made my way back from the dungeon, gaze idly going from one shop to another while my thoughts ran from one idea to another. 

I couldn’t wai...

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Swordmaxxing — Chapter 2

The world of infinite blades vanished like a mirage, the dark scenery of my backyard coming back into focus. Lancer stood there, blood dripping on the grass from the stump on his left arm, Artoria...

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The Greatest Cringe — Canon Omake

I sat on my bed, crosslegged, staring out the small window, idly taking in the nighttime scenery. I'd promised Miach that I wouldn't do anything retarded again while trying to figure out magic, but...

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The Greatest Cool — Chapter 9

I covered a jaw-popping yawn, eyes lingering on a pair of skimpily clad Amazons as I crossed the Babel Plaza. Smooth, caramel skin. Perky chests. Toned muscles like steel cords that rippled with ev...

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Swordmaxxing — Chapter 1

I stirred awake, cold seeping into my body, a dark, familiar-looking ceiling filling my view as I blinked slowly. 

When did I… 

A wave of dizziness made the room spin as I p...

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Fisting For Fun — Chapter 6.5 (Bonus Scene)

Sona sat at her desk, going over Saji’s paperwork. With this, his family should be well off for the next few decades at the very least— 

A sudden flash of demonic energy from the bac...

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Fisting For Fun — Chapter 6

Mittelt sat on a pew, legs swinging idly over the edge as she threw pebble after pebble at a broken statue across the nave. If only she

Mittelt sat on a pew, legs swinging idly over the edge ...

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Fisting For Fun — Chapter 5.5 (Bonus Scene)

AN: I couldn’t fit this scene in the chapter itself, so I’ll post it like this. Enjoy.

Rias took a sip from the warm tea, the fragrant aroma lingering in her mouth as she...

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Fisting For Fun — Chapter 5

My eyes fluttered open, blonde hair filling my vision. There was an unusual weight on my legs, and, as the haze of sleep faded away, I saw

My eyes fluttered open, blonde hair filling my visio...

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What Does The Fox Say — Chapter 10

Karin hid behind a tree, holding back a giggle as she caught her breath. Bright flames lit up her mind as she opened her inner eye, a smile

Karin hid behind a tree, holding back a giggle as ...

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Imp-erator (Multicross SI) — Chapter 1

AN: Had another plot bunny that kept distracting me. Enjoy:

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“We did it! The summoning was a ...

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