The Delivery Man

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I held it in my hands. It was soft and firm at the same time. A little bendy, maybe even a little warm. I held it up to the light, eyeing the intricate details and feeling the weight of it.

"You do know that was in my ass?" Luke sniggered, and I dropped the dildo on his bed.

"Fuck, man" I grimaced, "you said it was new!"

"Yeah" he nodded, "it came this morning, and guess what else came this morning?" I glanced over at him as he raised his hand and grinned.

"You're sick" I told him.

"And you're jealous" he replied.

"I'm not jealous"

Luke got to his feet and picked up the dildo. He waved it at me and I recoiled as he laughed.

"You need to get one" he told me, "it will blow your mind!"

Luke and I had been best friends for years. He was the only other gay person I knew, but he was far more vocal about it. I guess people probably believed I was gay by association, but I'd never actually 'come out' to anybody except him.

"You can have a lend of it if you want" he chuckled as he stowed it back in its box.

"Um... It's been inside you" I grimaced.

"Um... So was Leon Macey's cock and you still sucked that!"

I scrunched my face up again. "I didn't suck it" I spat, "I jerked him off behind the bleachers and he punched me in the face and told me that if I ever told anyone he'd shoot my cat".

Luke shrugged and slid the box under his bed. When he sat down next to me, he slapped me on the back.

"Buy one" he said and I scoffed.

"What?" he pressed.

"I can't buy one" I groaned, "my mom has this habit of opening everything that comes to the door".

Luke considered it for a moment before grinning.

"Here's a little tip for you" he told me, "buy your sex toys at Christmas. That way, number one, nobody will think it's weird that you're getting random deliveries, and number two, your mom won't open it in case it's her Christmas present".

I opened my mouth to reply until I realised what a solid idea that actually was. I thought about it. Then I thought about it some more, and by the time I left Luke's place and returned home, the only things I could think about were dildos.

By the time I went to bed that night, I'd already made my purchase. If I was too shy to go out and get the real thing, then I was at least going to experience what it felt like. I was excited and nervous both at the same time, but a couple of days later, I'd almost forgotten about it.

"We're going to your uncle Bill's house" mom told me on Saturday morning as I lay half asleep in bed, "apparently your little cousin George has locked them all in the living room and is threatening to set the house on fire unless they buy him a Playstation for Christmas".

I mumbled and heard the front door open and close a little while later.

Having an empty house was an eighteen-year-old's dream. Well, it was my dream, anyway. My uncle lived two hours away, which meant that for at least four hours, I had the place to myself. I considered jerking off before I'd even opened my eyes fully, but I was hungry, first.

I got out of bed, dropped my boxer shorts and stood in the mirror.

"Why haven't you sucked a dick yet!" I growled to myself.

I wasn't the worst looking guy in the world. Sure, my hair was a bit messy and I looked a little tired, but I'd just woken up! I had a decent sized dick, I kept relatively fit, and even I had to admit that I had a good ass. I turned and jiggled it with my fingers.

The house was like a sauna. Mom had this uncontrollable urge to keep the heating on almost every second of the day as soon as winter rolled around. It was almost unbearable, but with the knowledge that I'd be alone for the next few hours, I decided to leave getting dressed until later.

I walked from my bedroom, basking in the feeling of being naked, and strolled downstairs with my dick flapping between my legs. I liked being naked. It felt liberating.

My house was quite big. Dad had a good job so they'd splashed out on this three story, six bedroom place even though there were only three of us. I reached the kitchen, poured myself some cereal and sat my naked butt on the stool as I chomped away.

I became so lost in my own thoughts that I hadn't noticed the sound of an engine. By the time I did, it was too late.

The doorbell rang and I froze. It took me a moment before I found the courage to scurry toward the window to find a delivery van parked outside. From this angle I could see the shoulder of the guy standing at my front door. The bell rang again.

"Fuck!" I hissed, my eyes darting around for something I could cover myself with.

The kitchen was immaculate as usual, and the only scrap of material was a couple of dishcloths.

The bell rang again, and then I remembered what it was that was being delivered.

'FUCK!" I snapped once more.

I didn't have time to run back to my room and dress. I yanked one of the dishcloths from the countertop and squeezed it around my waist. It looked like a tiny little white mini-skirt with pictures of snowmen on it.

By the time I pulled open the door, the delivery driver was already walking back toward his van.

"Wait!" I called, and he turned around.

I guess I hadn't thought things through. In that moment, I realised how utterly ridiculous I looked.

He was young. Probably only a year or two older than me, and he was hot. His uniform hugged his large biceps and a smile crossed his handsome face as he stared at me.

"Did I catch you at a bad time?" He grinned, walking back toward me.

"No... I um... I uh... Shower" I replied, forcing a laugh.

"Right, well I um... I just need a signature".

He held out the clipboard and I realised that if I moved my hand, the dishcloth would almost certainly fall away.

"I'll just sign it myself" he laughed, and held up a small black plastic bag. "Christmas presents?"

I nodded, feeling my cheeks redden as I stood half naked in front of the hot delivery driver.

He squeezed the bag and cocked a brow. I stared back at him, and watched as his smile widened.

"You sure this is a Christmas present?"

I gawped, and realised that the dildo wasn't in a box! They'd simply thrown the seven inch, ultra realistic cock and ball combo straight in the damn bag! And now my delivery guy was feeling it in fucking brail!

"Thanks" I said sharply, and instinctively reached for it, completely forgetting about the dishcloth, which just like I had expected, fell away instantly.

The guy, who I could now see from his name tag was named Adam, stared at my midsection as I exposed myself unwillingly.

"Oh god" I groaned, grabbing my actual package with both hands, "I'm so sorry!"

"Don't be, bro" he guffawed, "you'd be surprised what I see doing this job. Hey, do you mind if I use your bathroom?"

As I stood there with my hands grasping my junk, I swallowed a lump in my throat and nodded. Adam smiled politely and walked by me and into my house.

"I'll leave your dildo here" he sniggered, placing the bag on one of the cabinets as I cringed and cursed at myself.

"Straight through there" I mumbled, unable to actually point without further embarrassing myself.

Adam stopped and turned around to me. Christ, he was even more handsome than I'd realised outside. His large brown eyes scanned my naked body.

"Is the dildo for you?" He asked with a cheeky grin, and I wanted the floor to open up and swallow me.

"It's uh... It's a joke" I lied, "for a friend".

He nodded, but I could tell he didn't believe me.

"Connor, right?" He asked, looking at his clipboard, and I nodded, wishing he'd just hurry up and leave.

"Why don't you let me be your dildo, Connor?"

The words hung in the air for a moment as I tried to make sense of them. I stared at him, he stared at me, until finally I opened my mouth.

I closed it again when Adam reached for his pants and began to unzip them.

"What are you doing!?" I half gasped, my voice low and sharp.

"Are your parents here or something?" He asked, looking around.

"No, but... But..."

"But what?" He asked cockily, "don't you want it?"

I planned to say no, but Adam had already unzipped himself and was digging his hand into his pants. I gawped, and gawped even harder when he unbuttoned and pulled the front of them down.

"I've been so busy today" he laughed breathily, "everyone getting their Christmas presents in. I could really do with a bit of head".

His cock hung out over the band of his boxer briefs. It looked fucking delicious, but I still couldn't get my head around what was happening. How had the delivery driver gotten to the point where he had his fucking dick out in my hall?!

"I've only got like ten minutes" he said, strangely politely as he checked his watch.

"I... I've never... Done this" I managed, and Adam smiled.

"It's easy" he told me, and took a step toward me. I flinched as he put his warm hand on my naked shoulder. "You just suck it until I jizz in your mouth".

"Right" I mumbled, feeling my hands fill with stiff dick.

The two of us stood face to face for a moment before Adam laughed.

"It's not that big, bro" he told me, "you'll have to get on your knees".

"Oh... Right" I nodded again, feeling more and more ridiculous by the second.

Why hadn't I just worn my damn clothes?

I got to my knees. I wasn't sure why I was suddenly eager to do it, but I guess his stunning good looks and inviting cock had something to do with it. When I was face to face with it, I could smell him.

It was a nice smell. A manly, musky smell that made me even harder. He grabbed it by the base and peeled his foreskin back, then he wiggled it at me and chuckled overhead.

"You can start" he laughed, and ran his free hand through my hair.

This was it. My first blowjob. I leaned forward slowly, nervous and excited in equal measure, and just as I opened my mouth to take him on my tongue, Adam gasped.

"What?!" I snapped, my heart hammering as I stared up at him.

"I have an idea!" He grinned excitedly, and with his pants around his knees and his cock bouncing, I watched my insane delivery driver run back across the hall.

"What the fuck are you doing?" I asked quietly, so only I could hear it.

Adam grabbed the package that he'd delivered and ripped it open. I was pretty sure that he wasn't allowed to do that, but here we were.

"Stick this in your butt while you suck me" he said eagerly, pulling the lifelike dildo from the bag.

My eyes widened, so did his.

"Fuck" he nodded, "that looks real, and..." He smirked, "they've sent you some lube".

I watched in shock as Adam pushed the suction base against the floorboards until it squelched into place. He punched it, laughed, then punched it again.

"It's strong" he nodded, popping the top of the lube and squirting it over the silicone cock head.

"You gonna sit on it or..."

I stared at the intimidating looking thing. It wasn't as big as Luke's was, but it wasn't small, either. Adam checked his watch again and waved his cock at me for the second time.

"I really can't stay long, bro" he told me, with a sound of regret in his voice.

I don't know what came over me. Perhaps it was the raging erection that I was concealing in my hands, but I kneed my way over to Adam, and felt the wet dildo push against my ass.

"This is so hot" he laughed, rubbing his soft cock, "just sit on it".

I glanced at him, cringed a little, and let go of my cock.

"Nice dick, man" he nodded, but I ignored him as I pulled my ass cheeks apart.

I took some deep breaths. Sure, I'd stuck my fingers in there before, but nothing like this.

I lowered myself onto it, feeling the lubed head push against my virgin hole which slowly spread apart. I was thankful for the lube, but it was surprisingly easy to slide onto. It was almost as if my ass had been made for cock.

"Fuck" I groaned, as more of it pushed inside me.

"You've got a G spot in there, did you know that?" Adam smiled, and I couldn't argue with him. The dildo was sliding against my prostate, making my own cock twitch with each movement.

"Alright, now suck" he said, and stepped closer to me.

Once again, my nose filled with his strong musk. He pushed his cock against my lips and I opened them and let him inside.

I felt a little awkward for a moment as I pushed myself up and down the wet dildo and tried to suck Adam's cock at the same time. It took a few minutes before I found my rhythm and was able to fuck myself and suck in unison.

Adam grew stiff in my mouth. He wasn't huge, but it was the perfect size for sucking. He was salty and sweaty, but it was delicious, and I began taking him deeper until I gagged.

"Yeah that's right" he moaned, rubbing his hand through my hair, "fuck that hot ass".

Each stroke of the dildo sent shivers through my stiff cock. Adam's pre-cum began flowing almost immediately and I gulped it down as I fucked myself.

I wasn't quite sure how we'd gotten to this point, but I wasn't upset about it. I bounced and sucked and Adam moaned and gasped.

I held the base of his cock with one hand and tugged on my own with the other. My balls bounced as I impaled my hole, and Adam's cock swelled and tensed as I gagged on him.

"Shit, bro" he grunted, "you were born for this".

My juicy hole was having no problems with the dildo. It sucked it deep inside, rubbing my prostate with force, and making my cock spill milky fluid onto the floor as Adam became more and more breathless.

"I wanna cum on your face" Adam gasped, "keep your mouth open".

He pulled his wet cock from my throat as I obeyed him and continued fucking my hole. He pumped it with one hand, grabbed a handful of hair with the other and pulled my head back until I was looking up at him.

From this angle, he was even fucking hotter.

"Oh fuck! Oh fuck yeah!'

Adam gasped and scrunched his face, and I watched as a thick ribbon of hot sperm squirted from his swollen cock and splashed across my face. Half of it landed in my mouth as Adam orgasmed. Another rope, even larger than the first, poured down on me, blinding me in one eye and filling my mouth even more. As Adam came across my face, I felt my own cock begin to twitch.

My mouth was full. His cum swashed across my tongue as I held it in place, and more of it drooled down my drenched face. As Adam squeezed the last of it into my hungry mouth, I exploded my seed all across the floor.

The orgasm felt like wildfire coming from deep inside me. I moaned and gasped, continuing to plough myself on the fake cock as I did, until finally it was over and Adam pulled up his pants.

"I just have to show that I delivered it" he said breathlessly, and with my face destroyed in sperm, the dildo lodged in my clenching, wet hole, and my own cum surrounding me, Adam lifted up his phone and snapped the photo.

"See you around, Connor" he smirked, and I swallowed his nut as he left the house.

I was both exhausted and exhilarated. It had been the best moment of my life, and all I could do now was pull my hole from the comfortable dildo and clean up.

When I was finished and dressed, I lay down on the sofa and laughed to myself in a state of mania. He was so fucking hot, and I wondered if I'd ever see him again. I mindlessly checked my phone and noticed a delivery notification.

Your package was delivered it said, and underneath, I stared at the photo of myself, naked and drenched in semen.

Driver notes: I'm looking forward to the next delivery. Adam x