If you know, you know.
Nick has to stop the evil ambassador to Kazakhstan before he kills again! Or, presumably, another person. Maybe it's someone else, you never know. I mean, it'd be weird...
2025-03-07 23:03:49 +0000 UTC View PostOur most overtly copaganda episode yet! Nick and Schanke must not only deal with escalating gang tensions, but also wacky hollywood libs who don't back the blue! Cops don't just shoot people you kn...
2025-03-06 23:53:12 +0000 UTC View PostAt this point I'm not even sorry. I have extremely poor time management skills, and that's just how the good lord made me. I set the tenor of this project ambitiously, and it was always gonna ...
2025-03-05 21:37:54 +0000 UTC View Post
What amount of money would you be willing to bet that Forever Knight handles an episode centered around the Vietnam-American war poorly? Well it's a fool's errand, because against all reason, agai...
2025-03-02 20:44:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Our most based and LaCroix pilled episode to date! Nick tries to protect the son of a mafia don trying to escape DA LIFE, while LaCroix tries to do whatever the opposite of that is.
Also, pr...
Uh-oh! Natalie's god-daughter got totally killiified! Womp womp! Now she's gotta go through a whole crisis about whether the justice system is capable of holding people accountable. Not so nice whe...
2025-02-26 22:16:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh boy, Knight has really done it this time! He's effed up in a major way! He got drawn in by the honeyed words of the dastardly cult known as Luminology, who use the power of the sun to something ...
2025-02-25 21:34:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh boy howdy, this one is an absolute banger folks! It is a travesty of the highest order that the guest star in today's episode would never reappear. This one goes places!
2025-02-24 20:38:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Can Nick protect this lady you've never heard of from being executed for a murder she may not have committed?
There is, of course, no death penalty in Canada so this episode contrives a reas...
2025-02-19 17:39:14 +0000 UTC View Post
That's rude! You shouldn't be doing that, we should be cherishing the elderly, listening to their stories, eating their hard candies.
Nick's old pal Katherine is in trouble! I bet you're inves...
What if we took our heady vampire melodrama, and for one episode and one episode only made it into a goofy action movie?
To answer your question, Nick fights Jack the Ripper in this one. That i...
Have you ever imagined what it would be like if Nick met famous vampire author Anne Rice? Well congratulations I guess, you're qualified to be a writer on Forever Knight. Too bad the show stopped a...
2025-02-16 18:02:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I want to make it clear that I don't decide what happens on each episode of Forever Knight. If I did, I would not have chosen the things happening in this episode. I think, and you'll likely agree ...
2025-02-15 19:24:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I got you something, it's not much, but I hope you like it...
What better gift than something I owed you a month and a half ago?
WELCOME TO THE FOREVER KNIGHT-A-THON, SEASON 2!!!
Th...
2025-02-14 19:12:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Some of you still don't get it, you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape, and you can use hear multiple As to a roughly similar amount of Qs in this video.
You might be asking yours...
2024-09-27 19:21:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Ho ho,
You think I'm above posting a video at 10:30 PM on a Saturday night just so TECHNICALLY I uploaded something in August? Well once again you've thought too highly of me! SHAME ON YOU.
Look, there's not a lot to say! I didn't make a video this month! I only made ONE last month. I'm not letting you pay me for that! What kind of message does that send? That I can just NOT make vide...
2024-07-31 21:56:17 +0000 UTC View Post
You can all stop asking! For years all anyone has said to me is "When will you finally talk about the movie Goke Body Snatcher from Hell (1968)?" When will you discuss that movie, at length, and un...
2024-06-12 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT!
You have done this! You have nobody to blame but yourselves, and also me and the various fiction characters who help me run this channel. Anyway, it's not even a big deal,...
I have recovered my mind and spirit from the dark energies of Forever Knight, now it falls ...
2024-02-27 22:45:11 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been such a whirlwind, taking you with me on this journey through a TV show I liked when I was 9. There were those among you who thought this would be a foolish endeavour, and I hope you have ...
2024-01-29 21:57:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Stonetree is sad that he had to kill somebody, and so is Nick. Turns out in both cases it was fine, so I guess it's really kinda up in the air whether it is good or bad to kill people, huh? Seems k...
2024-01-28 23:50:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Nick's cutaway gags emerge at the worst possible time, making him incapable of saving Natalie and the rest of his friends when a gunman takes the precinct hostage. He could just, like, hypnotize hi...
2024-01-27 18:52:45 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode, Nick (and Sailor Moon) have to stop the dastardly plans of a conventionally beautiful withered old crone, in her plot to use the science of vampirism to eliminate all milfs. <...
2024-01-26 23:14:08 +0000 UTC View Post
18 episodes in, and Forever Knight finally revisits the concept of Nick's blood drinking being an addiction in the most half-assed kind of way. Carrie Ann Moss guest stars.
2024-01-25 20:06:52 +0000 UTC View Post
If I asked you to come up with the worst possible pitch for an episode of Forever Knight, just utter dogshit, what would you return to me with? Don't over think it.
That's right! You'd say ...
Natalie Lambert is a woman who knows what she likes, and what she likes apparently is dudes who kill people. Her latest fling kills people in the wrong, bad way, and it's up to her heroic murder bo...
2024-01-23 21:02:05 +0000 UTC View PostTaking a break today, Forever Knight videos will continue tomorrow. as long as we get the season done in january, I'm considering it a win.
OK thanks BYEE-EEE
Whoops! Looks like I jumped the gun a little. A few episodes I facetiously made a joke about Nick appearing before the House Un-American Activities Committee, and uh....
Well in this one he act...
Many people have been saying, "Sure, Forever Knight might be a good show, but it's far too scrutable."
Well don't worry, here comes episode 14 to just... just confuse the ever loving tits out of...