Pressed between Albedo and Kaeya, you crave their?!

something about albedo always makes me think of him with mpreg, fpreg, lactation, birthing, and similarly cursed themes HAHA idk what it is about him that's so breedable

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*kissing*

Door opens.

A: ah! K: oh my..

K: nobody move.

K: you…*sigh* just when i thought you couldn’t possibly infuriate me more than you already have

A: oh dear, is this the one you’ve been talking about, kaeya?

K: quite. This one is the rascal that has been a thorn in my side since the very beginning…

A: from khaenriah? …yes, i can sense a foreboding aura…an aura just like ours…

*footsteps and blade throw*

K: i told you not to move

A: how terribly aggressive of you, captain, while you’ve still got your hips against mine…

K: ah, my dear, let me release you

A: you there- intruder- you’d best not make any sudden movements. The captain is known for being a good throw

K: they say i’ve never missed, even with my eyepatch…just think of how deadly i’d be without.

A: alright, enough with the self praise, captain.

K: i thought you liked hearing my voice, bedo

A: my mood has been spoiled. My day, immeasurably ruined.

K: all because of you, little intruder

A: because of you

K: take the needle out of me, bedo

A: quite. It will take some time before the blue veins on your face subside, though. Long enough for the intruder to brand into their mind.

K: that’s a given at this point

K: *footsteps* *sigh* after trying to get me expelled at least three times during our duration as knights in training, you stumble upon me and Albedo doing things we should not be doing with forbidden alchemy…

K: i have tolerated you for a very long time, little starling, but now you have laid eyes upon a secret that pertains not only to me, but to my dearest albedo as well

K: I do not take lightly any threats pertaining to bedo..

A: you do know the way to a man’s heart

K: haha, of course, darlingg…after all, I-

*jnife throw*

A: kaeya!

K: argh!

Shit, if only I hadn’t been under the effects of the potion

A: kaeya- hold on-

K: they’re getting away!

*rock crumbles*

A: (exhausted) no, they’re not.

K: you…

A: it’s ok. We’re all trapped here now. Keep putting pressure on the wound, kaeya, don’t let your attention drift.

A: you might pass out soon, but you know you’re in good hands, yes?

K: if it’s you, bedo…

A: that’s right. It’s me. The little intruder has nowhere to go, kaeya, your secret is safe, and you are safe.

K: safe…in your arms…

A: that’s right .  I’ve injected a serum in you to help you rest. When you wake up, I’ll have fixed up your wound, you’ll be ok.

K: …

[[footsteps]]

A: if you make a move, intruder, i will kill you without a second thought. You are to stay in that exact corner until i’m done patching up kaeya. Do you understand?

A: Do you even have any idea about what you’ve done?

You have harmed my prince.

the prince of khaenriah.

…

[[timeskip]]

A: ha…all done.

He should be fine.

A: intruder.

…

You know he’s the prince, don’t you?

Who am i?

Haha.

Isn’t it obvious by now?

I was created for the sole purpose of protecting my prince.

It was not until recently, when he and i began our affair, that i regained some of my more fragmented memories.

Master created me, an ingenious being, to continue researching for ways to reinstate the prince to his former position…

After years and years on the run, masquerading under various unnamed, unimportant positions, kaeya is finally starting to understand his place in this world

Or rather, the place i will return him to.

You…as far as i’m concerned, you’re just a threat to our plans.

But i am curious…why exactly do you follow the prince around so much? If you just wanted to kill him, you would have tried multiple times by now.

Instead, you insist on being an irritable fly…clinging to him everywhere he goes…

*door slam*

The prince is foolish and oblivious

But i think i know exactly what’s going on.

You…like him, don’t you?

In your sick twisted way…knowing you could not possibly catch the attention of the prince…you sought to be a thorn in his side

If only so that he would feel anything towards you

But…he is mine.

He has always been mine.

I was created to serve him, and i will not have anyone else intrude upon our arrangement.

*hit* not you, not anyone else.

*kissing*

Mmm…not a bad kisser…

Oh? Yes…i slipped something in your mouth…it should help you feel very good in a moment

You see…i am bethroted to my prince. he will make me his queen after we destroy the new world, and return khaenriah to its former glory.

However…we are in need of an heir. With my body, i am unable to provide him with such a necessary gift…thus, i have been researching into a proper surrogate…one that would be able to carry both of our genes…

I feel that no one would be able to sustain the modifications I need to make on their body for that result

You, well…

Let’s just say that i would not mind accidentally destroying you while attempting those modifications

But if you survive, i will have a product that satisfies the prince as well.

Of course, i will have to dispose of you then.

Can’t have the prince catching feelings for you for creating our child…

but that will be easy to deal with in the future.

*sigh* if only you hadn’t come here…now, all paths for you will lead to death.

But if you’re a good little thing and you comply with my commands, you’ll get a taste of heavenly pleasure before that time comes…

Pretty good deal, don’t you think?

*rustling*

The prince is awakening…

And you…are about to fall into a deep, pleasant slumber

Take it all in stride…

Don’t fight it

Both of us will make you feel very good…

[[nsfw begins]]

K: Argh…

A: just give it a moment, kaeya, you’ll be better in a bit…don’t move, just take deep breaths…

…

K: ah…it’s numb now…

A: my new elixir is coming along just nice, it seems~

K: that indeed. As expected of my genius alchemist…

A: haha. Very flattering, my prince.

K: ! how could you say that in front of…the intruder…

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A: it’s fine. While you were out of it, i had a little…chat with them. I think i managed to help them understand their position much better…look at them. Not moving an inch from the wall.

K: haha, what did you do to them? They look like they’ve seen a ghost…

A: you can ask them directly. Intruder, come here.

…

…

[footsteps]

K: i think i’m starting to understand the situation

A: very astute.

K: but…why? Don’t tell me, this is…again, about the baby?

A: it is…

K: *sigh*

A: oh, my prince, i know how you get when i bring this up-

K: -only because you bring it up so often, silly thing (amused)

A: -(impatient) because i yearn for you.

…

A: i yearn to carry your child…to hold it within me…to create life…

But that is not…i do not have the capacity for it. Even if i were to completely transform my body, to turn myself into a female vassal…i am artificial, and the child will be, too.

K: artificial or not, it would be ours-

A: -i don’t want to take the risk. I want it to be flesh and blood, and i want you to have no regrets about our first creation.

With this intruder…it does not matter who they are…i will use their body merely for the process…it will still be ours, my prince…ours…

K: *sigh* *ruffles hair* silly bedo…

A: just humor me…giving you an heir will take time, and it will not impede other matters if i start on it right away.

K: *sigh* very well, bedo…if you insist. How do we do this?

A: Intruder, lay on the cot.

[[rustling]] [[belt sfx]]

A: hmm? What did you say, intruder?

…

Oh. that’s easy enough. all you have to do is spread your legs like a good bitch…

K: my word…language, bedo…

A: watch and get yourself in the mood, my prince…i will do the work of preparing them.

K: ah, if you insist.

[[wet]]

A: not much fluid…maybe you should turn your attention towards kaeya.

I know you do not like me. I do not like you either.

But if you focus on the prince, and soil yourself enough prior to fornication, it will hurt less.

K: are you implying something, bedo? That…the intruder..feels something towards me?

A: yes…you are, for all your charms, oddly oblivious when it comes to matters of lust…

K: ha..this is kind of embarrassing…being watched by a stranger…

A: it might help if i come to your side. Pull out your cock kaeya.

K: !

[[albedo succs]]

A: [muffled] hands on my head, my prince…i know you love me on my knees…and my lack of a gag reflex

K: [moans]

A: mmm…love your cock…

K: bedo…

A: are they watching?

K: very much…

A: good…

[[succ and moan sfx]]

K: fuck, bedo, stop…i’m gonna…

[[stops]]

A: you can’t

K: [whines] you…!

A: *laughs* there’s more waiting on the cot. Come on.

K: but..it’s not you…

A: it’s only for the heir. Just stick it inside them. It’ll be over soon enough.

K: *laugh* i don’t know if i have enough of your casualness to do so

A: you can, my prince, for us

*kissing*

K: very well…

[wet sfx]

Oh…my…it is very wet now…

A: of course it is. You’re very pretty when i suck your cock.

K: i’m entering…

[[starts fucking]]

ah…it’s …smooth 

A: smoother than mine, hmm?

Unfortunate that i only have man’s boring hole to entertain you.

This little intruder is fortunate to have such a sloppy cunt…

Kaeya, pull them up on your lap.

K: like this?

[[rustling, still moaning]]

A: yes, but lean back a bit more. So that they’re slightly on top of you.

K: as you say…

[[rustling]]

K: Ah!

A: mmm, i’m guessing you’ve both found a good angle…

For all your foolishness, intruder, it seems your cunt makes the prince feel very good

[[footsteps]

[[whisper]] you have no idea how much i envy you

[wet sfx, entering from behind]

K: oh! Bedo!

A: haaa….

My prince…

Don’t move.

Let me just…FORCE…my way in a little more…

Shhh, intruder, stop complaining

You’ll feel so good in a bit…

You don’t even have to look at me, just focus on the prince’s beautiful face while you’re stuffed full…

K: fuck, it’s so full…bedo, i don’t know if-

A: it can fit. It will fit. I’ll make it fit

[[moans, wet, sigh of relief]]

A: there. Done. let me try moving a bit.

[[moves, moans]]

Ah, still tight, kiss them a bit, kaeya.

K: alright

*kiss*

A: mm…the bitch’s cunt reacts intensely to you…[wet sfx] here, intruder, have a taste of your own cunt…

K: oh…

A: what is it?

K: they look good with your fingers in their mouth…

A: mmm, i’ll keep them in then. Move, kaeya.

K: mmm….

[[fucking starts]]

[[moaning both]]

A: ha…what a slutty body…fits perfectly in my hands, too… i envy you, just as much as i’d love to rip you apart…

K: fuck…don’t hurt them, bedo, it feels too good…

A: i won’t…for you, my prince…

K: it’s so tight, but the friction-

A: it’s amazing…i can feel your cock throbbing against mine, and the intruder squeezing so hard around us…

K: fuck, i don’t think i can keep going anymore-

A: cum inside them, don’t let a single drop spill…i…i’m almost- as well-

[[moans and cums]]

K: ha…! Intruder-!

A: it’s ok, i’ve got them. They lost the strength to so much as sit between us…

[wet sfx]

A: oh, dear, be careful, intruder. I can’t be having any of our cum drip out of you

You’re a vassal, remember?

An object to create new life.

[[wet]]

This plug is to stay inside you. I need to freshen up, after which i will return to collect a sample of the resultant fluids.

If i don’t like the result of our first attempt, we will fuck you again until i’m satisfied.

K: i wouldn’t mind doing that again, heir or not…

A: *sigh* i can make myself a woman for you too, if you prefer that…

K: *laugh* no, bedo, it’s not a matter of cunt or ass, it’s just that three bodies instead of two…felt very different. Surely, you can’t deny that was…even more exciting than our usual?

A: only by a fraction. So long as i’m with you, i’m happy. And…if fucking the intruder together makes you happy, then i suppose there’s no harm entertaining you.

K: *kiss* my lovely bedo. Spoiling me all the time.

A: mmm. Of course…

Now…i’ll be going.

Do watch the intruder for me. If they try to remove the plug, you have to stop them, alright?

K: haha, of course. But i don’t think you need to worry about that. They look far too blissed out to try~