Alice: The (Not Quite) Complete Saga (Ch 1-92)
Added 2021-03-23 06:21:23 +0000 UTCI keep forgetting to share this, but NOW I will! A very kind reader named Cancer_Guppy compiled the first 92 chapters of the Alice saga into a single PDF! That's a document comprising 1213 pages and 20 years worth of writing! I'll admit, my first thought was... who in their right mind could possibly want to read something this huge? But then I realized how incredibly useful it was for searching out particularly interesting bits... I used it a few times myself, realizing that there's a lot of stuff in there that I don't even remember writing! A friend once lamented to me that she couldn't get off to porn that she herself wrote, even though it was the exact sort of thing she liked, because she was too "close" to the material; she joked that the best solution would be to write a super hot bit of erotica and then stash it in the closet for 20 years until you'd forgotten it and then you could read it as if someone else had written it. What can I say? I don't want to brag about my own writing, but that's sort of what this is like for me XP
Anyway, I thought I would share that with you lovely people. Maybe some of you will find it as useful as I did! ;)
Comments
You can see I definitely have my favorite turns of phrase XP People like to make fun of me for "Gawd" but I dunno I feel like it's just appropriate for the girls to say it like that XP
Molly Coddles
2021-03-24 00:43:37 +0000 UTCOh the ice cream burritos! I forgot about that... still an arresting image, i think XD
Molly Coddles
2021-03-24 00:42:39 +0000 UTCLast year, I actually compiled all the chapters into my own single-text document, which I update every month. It, of course, makes reading incredibly convenient, especially because I like to note and highlight my favorite sections. "Which chapter was it where they tried ice cream with burritos?" One quick CTRL+F and there you are.
Achernarus
2021-03-23 21:59:06 +0000 UTCLove to put this through one of those word cloud generators: - 1,096 mentions of 'belly', 23 of which are 'fat', 8 are 'giant', but only 3 are 'huge' - 26 mentions of 'fatass' and 130 of someone having a 'fat ass' - 190 mentions of 'tits', 5 of which were 'big', 10 were 'massive' and 3 were 'enormous'! - 312 uses of 'balloon' and 231 of 'blimp' - 373 uses of 'blubber', 395 of 'chubby' and 181 of 'flabby' - 185 for 'booty' vs 31 for 'derriere' - Someone was 'too fat' 159 times, 'obese' 124 times and 'stuffed' 390 times ('with food' twice, 'with junk' once and 'with greasy cookies' once) - 162 mentions of 'chocolate', 52 of 'donuts' and 48 of 'burgers' - Someone was 'lazy' 159 times, although only 16 times were they 'too lazy' - 163 F-bombs and 341 uses of the expression 'Gawd'
kisbie
2021-03-23 20:05:38 +0000 UTC
