The Villainous Victor Letch
Merry, Merry, Christmas you miserable dogs.
I've come scrambling down your chimney to present you with Victor Letch, duelist, rake and general all round terror of turnip polite soc...
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Curious Candelabra and the Stench of Tallow
Good evening everyone. Hope you're wrapped up warm inside with a big cup of hot chocolate.
I have some very good news, I have finally, after working my fingers to the calcified bone, fully ...
A City on Fire: The Men at Arms
"They marched out to meet the foe, warm ale sloshing in bellies, bawdy chants and mocking gestures erupting from their ranks. They were the last defenders of Geets, that fair and unwashed city,...
2025-10-01 14:47:22 +0000 UTC View PostWitchfinder Generals
Hi everyone!
Today I'm escaping my mushroom infested flat and moving to somewhere more stable, its not perfect, but at least no more dodgy hotels for me! So on Monday, Turnip can resume in ...
The Siege of Geets is Over!
"My most impotent and immortal lordships, through sheer terror and tribulation, you have survived."
The siege of Geets is over, crawl from under your weevil-riddled thrones and cele...
Hog's From Above!
"My Lords, Ladies and Weather forecasters, OH NO!"
While we were distracted by WAR we left our rootstores unchecked. Skirret, the wretched outlaw rootling has made ...
Life In Ruin: The Challenge Continues
"My most miserable Lords and Ladies, it is I, your grand Marshall of Geets. I bring fretful news."
The war goes ill. Though our stalwart Defenders, Regiments of ho...
LIFE IN RUIN!! AWFUL KITBASH COMPETITION!!!
My Disgusting Lords, My Most Miserable Sires, All is Not Well!
I beseech you, High Architects of our horrid realm, gather your stonemasons, plasterers and dung collectors. Gunner...
2025-04-10 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostCaptain Wolfgang's Insatiable Strays
A flea ridden pack of fur and exuberance bounded down of the castle steps and out of the keep, a string of succulent saintly sausages fastened in their teeth. In hot pursuit of Wolfgang an...
2025-03-13 11:43:28 +0000 UTC View PostLonely Music to Paint Turnips to
Hello Everyone!
Something a little different.
I've teamed up with the amazing dungeon synth artist Witch Bolt to make a relaxing turnip track to paint our minis to.
Sit back...
Alfabusa Cannot be Stopped
In case you missed this wonderful monstrosity part 2.
We also made a free Gruub Huuub mini for your caressing pleasure: 2025-03-08 14:55:55 +0000 UTC
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Oh No! Oh God! Oh No!
We're doomed. Its all going to end. We can't go on. I don't know what to do. Oh No! Oh God! Oh No! - Neville the Optimistic
Don't Panic!: Wonderfully Stackable Pani...
Galahad Fishes himself out of a Tight Spot
The towering figure of Galahad stalks the Swill foreshore. The only survivor of a butchered legion, sent to their doom long, long ago.
Galahad is a little experiment, designing a fi...
TURNIP28 CORE RULES v18 PLAYTEST
Hi everyone!
Here's the latest version of the Core rules. Loads of quality of life changes, balance updates and chaotic cult reworks!
Please get some games in and give me your feedba...
LUMP OFF WINNERS
What a competition. So many Lumps. Far too many to even count.
Bill (https://www.youtube.com/@Bil...
ITS LIVE
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/turnip28/turnip28-the-shattered-lance
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The Shattered Lance: Launch Trailer
My most wrinklesome Lordling. The turnips desperately call for your
UNGODLY KICKSTARTER: The Shattered Lance!
OH NO! NOT AGAIN
Grave news, my most majestic and tyrannical Lordship. Geets, impenetrable city of castles, is rotting from within. The Marsh Barons, those despicable an...
Scabz Core Rules v01: Dark Doldrums
On moonless nights, when the air is still, vessels from across the Turnip world disappear, sucked down the rusty plughole of death to a forgotten ship’s graveyard far below the world known as...
2024-10-14 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostHell on Earth
They arrived in such numbers, screaming, drooling and muttering about the price of fish.
An utterly captivating piece by Tom Carroll (2024-10-09 10:03:05 +0000 UTC
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The Great British Lump Off!
Lumps Lumps Lumps.
Returning from the dill scented forests of Sweden, I bring news of a Lump Off. A competition to rival all others. A fest of chumps and of Lumps. A fantastic reaso...
Brand NEW Unit: The Lump!
Lumbering from the forgotten places of the world come the Lumps! A brand new Core Follower unit for Turnip28.
The Lump is designed as an anti-armour, anti-elite unit, with the...
Murderous Manholes
Hello again!
A little something for Tod's Folly patrons.
Swill Objective Markers: Sculpted by the fantastic
2024-08-27 11:26:14 +0000 UTC
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TURNIP28: and the curse of FREE SHIPPING
Hello everyone!
FREE SHIPPING: Got quite a few messages saying the turnip shop's shipping to the states was prohibitive, so I've spoken to Martin.
Now, you can ...
Something a Little Unique
Hello everyone!
I've been scribbling and sculpting away with Khurzluk (https://www.instagram.com/kzk...
Galahad of the Mudlarks
Fair Galahad the Lost, Mudlark Knight and 'Orrible Personage.
Exiled from the surface, Galahad is determined to reclaim his position and return once again to the surface world.&nbs...
Announcing: The Turnip28 TTRPG
Exciting News.
I've decided we need something to look forward to, and so I've commissioned the wonderful Caesar Ink to make us a tabletop roleplaying game!
Tabletop Swillulator!
Hello Everyone
I've knocked together a little playtest arena on Tabletop simulator!
I'm hard at work on the next update too. An updated retreat and injury system, special equipment as...
JUGGZ
Oh! I forgot to say. I was on JUGGZ. It was fun hanging out with Rob, Louise and Peachy.
I talk about some design things if you're interested: 2024-07-21 16:29:38 +0000 UTC
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Swill Public Shit-Test RELEASED !!!
'Ello 'Ello 'Ello Everyone.
The Swill Public Shit-test.
A horrible skirmish game set in an exciting new place in the Turnip world, the city of Swill.
2024-07-20 14:19:35 +0000 UTC
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