Totem
Added 2022-12-10 04:01:44 +0000 UTC

In a world where people draw magical power from spirit animals, Seth dreams of receiving something powerful: A tiger, a wolf, or even a fox.
He gets a goose.
But he's not going to let that stop him. After all, peace with the monsters raging across the planet was never an option.
Prologue
I keep geese and think their aggressive reputation is unfounded, but they sure have a lot of weapons. Serrated beaks, long, sharp spurs on feet and long, heavy wing bones to throw about. Having said that, they are super loyal to their buddies and people and they can be goofy and sweet. They LOVE puddle paddling and nibbling on everything they can get their beaks on
Amber Gregory
2023-05-09 22:26:50 +0000 UTC
Geese are brutal, necrophilic rapists. Mating season is absolutely terrifying
Matthew Flowers
2023-04-01 15:30:43 +0000 UTC
A goose can break bones with its wings when fending off humans
Antiflower
2023-03-28 07:31:00 +0000 UTC
Keep writing
Mark Chandler
2023-02-08 08:45:54 +0000 UTC
How would it work if I fall in love with both works? Would I have to pay 5$ a piece?
Joseph Snyder
2022-12-30 02:06:01 +0000 UTC
War badger. Badger lit would be proud.
Joseph Snyder
2022-12-30 02:05:17 +0000 UTC
Who did the cover art?
Flopmind
2022-12-10 22:23:17 +0000 UTC
My thoughts exactly. Anyone who is not afraid of geese clearly has never been chased by one. They have teeth on their tongue!
Nathan Sto
2022-12-10 17:31:10 +0000 UTC
We better see the Honeybadger totem... why because Honeybadger Don't care, Honeybadger Don't give a f*ck...
Alex
2022-12-10 17:28:03 +0000 UTC
As a Canadian I find geese to be a ferocious animal best avoided.
Starbug
2022-12-10 15:21:25 +0000 UTC
I don't think I would mind if you kept it in the same Tier
neco
2022-12-10 12:10:00 +0000 UTC
Basilisk?
Saaski
2022-12-10 04:50:26 +0000 UTC
Well, the cover art is amazing 🤩
Saaski
2022-12-10 04:49:53 +0000 UTC
Never underestimate the power of a sufficiently pissed off goose.
Flopmind
2022-12-10 04:29:37 +0000 UTC
Hey, if a goose can breath fire, it’s as good as a dragon! 🤷♂️😁
Victor
2022-12-10 04:20:55 +0000 UTC
A fire goose! :D
Honour Rae
2022-12-10 04:20:24 +0000 UTC
Ohhh. You're surrounded by the enemy. ;)
Honour Rae
2022-12-10 04:20:06 +0000 UTC
The ultimate foe
Honour Rae
2022-12-10 04:19:52 +0000 UTC
Hissssss
Honour Rae
2022-12-10 04:19:40 +0000 UTC
Boo, hiss
(I loled)
Honour Rae
2022-12-10 04:19:34 +0000 UTC
The tale of the Cobra Chicken
striderfighter
2022-12-10 04:13:43 +0000 UTC
Sounds like a story... of TOTEMIC proportions
focus2x
2022-12-10 04:12:32 +0000 UTC
Canadian geese have always been evil to me. That game cemented it.
Honour Rae
2022-12-10 04:10:38 +0000 UTC
A GOOSE!
Baron of Awesome
2022-12-10 04:09:48 +0000 UTC
Geese are EVIL!! Has anyone played that game and not realized this to be true?!?
Undead Writer
2022-12-10 04:09:32 +0000 UTC
As someone who lives in Ontario, I already know he has the most powerful totem
Munirah Hutchinson
2022-12-10 04:08:05 +0000 UTC
Lol good choice, geese are nasty aggressive dicks. Plus they can fly
Duhall
2022-12-10 04:07:09 +0000 UTC
BIRB
Fog Witch, Bringer of Rats
2022-12-10 04:03:43 +0000 UTC
Thanks for giving it a try!
Honour Rae
2022-12-10 04:03:36 +0000 UTC
I'll give it a whirl
Dark Mage
2022-12-10 04:03:21 +0000 UTC