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EP. 175 - Cheers to China! [VIDEO]

Comments

why is Austin so cheap about ordering food?

Jin Wong

Of course Austin cares about someone wearing a suit at the White House 🙄

milk

this really was the best patreon episode

Dayle O'Leary

South Korea trip next?!

Lia

But when are we getting that Fear& soundtrack?

RolXnDaPakalolo

Yeah

Pushkar SB

Whats funny is Austin will do the most insane shit at Hasan's house but Hasan is forbidden to do anything in Austin's HOTEL ROOM

Pushkar SB

The audio at the end 😂😂

Mehhlle

will is a mess

Chloe

Damn I wanted to hear Austin and Will talk more about the emotions and feelings of “missing” someone and Hasan had to end it

Chelsea

Bro 😭

Korralicious

will is your typical weeb

O

The china streams have been so good, had to catch them on the vods as you know- work. Although fear& will neff and Pete premiere 2 would have been amazing!

Hayley Khan

Will needs to visit outside Tokyo

Kelli

I know its probably a joke but going frmo dropping 3K on a room upgrade to penny pinching the room service is crazy whiplash

KO1NZELL

Will made me cry at the end 😭🥰

Carmnsndiego

We miss QT 😭 Hopefully she travels with y'all soon

Junileaf

the "assortment of nuts" after asking for more food took me out

vines

christian deserved those pants

vines

Ditch QT and move to New York. She has another podcast. Vibes would be better with just you three.

Babobop

vulnerable Austin lolllll ah

Mahesini

Will's beautiful monologue about wanting Austin at his funeral, carrying casket etc, followed up with Hasan's "that's why you should show us your dick" is exactly why I watch this podcast.

Renee

love drunk Will & vulnerable Austin

piscesdaydream

Hasan looking like Yusuke Urameshi fused with Clark Kent, Will looking like a pirate/Castlevania protagonist, and Austin looking like a anime delinquent protagonist fused with Frank Sinatra. Gosh golly 😍💖😱

1312xNLTxBRRTRPx1312

Charcuterie refers to cold cuts, so traditionally they have no cheese. Sorry to disappoint.

Elise 3112

Will talking about equilibrium this equilibrium that, when it’s really just dense pedestrian scale urbanism lmao

Caleb -PSL-

"4 beers 4 beers 4 beers" Hasan deserves all the quando quando quando's going forward

Renee

(Excluding qt episodes) This is the best fear& episode yet!

Renee

Austin you NEED to pay your parking fine

Renee

I liked Japan a lot but living there is another ballgame the culture on the surface is great but once you dig below there is a lot of problems, insane work culture and xenophobia. I’d be curious if will would feel the same if he worked a salaryman job in Japan and lived there. China I have the feeling people are honest and sometimes to a fault but I could see myself living there a lot easier.

Al

Man had the mic awareness of Vince Neil on stage at the end there

TraumaLance

Will’s message at the end. 🥹

Tiffany Alexis

Theory on mr beast, he tanked too much negative internet and turned evil

Passivexistence

I'm sorry but Austin is unbelievably hot in that suit. 😭 Also, Will: "I like Japan better because it's worse."

GodCilla

I'm sorry but Austin is unbelievably hot in that suit. 😭

GodCilla

ya i was thinking have they ever been outside of tokyo? but his description of tokyo sounds about right and that's what he likes i guess.

Onsen Dreamscapes

If by comfort you mean the nice furnishings and interior design stuff then yeah japan is way better at lower prices. But imo people are a big part of comfort to me and the people of china work hard to make you feel at home even if the room isn’t furnished too well

Ryden Kaye

my favorite patreon ep by far

hind

I love Marche and all rights for Marche but I also almost piss myself laughing every time Will curses at him or treats him like his sexy little underling.

Taylor

Love y'all, great group of friends

7tyui

Watching the interactions with the Chinese people reminds me of midwest Americans. Friendly, open but not pushovers or fake. I can see why Hasan likes the people of Chinese.

Spritelass67

Will’s drunk laughter brings me even more joy than his regular laughter

Jess

need someone to love me like a middle age white man loves japan

Uriel Duran

i truly envy his ability to tell people how much he loves and appreciates them, because i feel like i never can quite put my feelings into words like he’s able to, it’s impeccable

CJ Wilson

this is coming from a place of ignorance not accusation, but is there really no other muslim majority country with those amenities? turkey? morocco? egypt? syria used to fit this role as well before the war

CJ Wilson

this is the greatest patreon ep, purely for the room service segment😭😭😭😭

Alexus Acuña

lowk austin's karen-ness has been revolutionary for me, there was this time i ordered boba to be delivered, and it took 2 hours, so i advocated for myself and got a refund for it -- not monetarily very much but it's the principle

annabella

25:51 Big relate holy shit I also need someone to literally tell me that I am their friend

Anxious Bean (Sabina)

Im going to get a lot of hate for this, but the way Will feels about Japan, is the way I feel when I go to Dubai. It's the place that has felt like home the most to me. Let me start with stating the obvious. It's abhorrent the way so many people are basically slaves in the Middle East. It's absolutely repulsive. However, it's not the opulence or the gaudy lifestyle that appeals to me. It's the existence of a Muslim majority country with all that entails, Halal food, abundant Mosques, without dealing with the openly extreme fundamentalism, and lack of safety that other Muslim majority countries have. I've lived my life in the US, and Pakistan. Dubai was the first place I went to that has the modern amenities and safety that the US has as well as the cultural benefits that I was looking for. If that makes me a bad person, it is what it is. I hope they get rid of their slavery situation soon.

Ashar Saleem

Austin being a cheapskate is so fucking funny. I dont know how much of it is a bit, but I love it nonetheless

Ashar Saleem

On a random parasocial note, I've been following Will and Hasan ever since the Buzzfeed days when I was a depressed highschooler, and I'm so proud to have watched them grow into the confident, successful men they are today. Love them and the Fear& crew so much. They make my grim days brighter, always 💜

oatmeek

Remember when Will was apprehensive about going to Japan the first time 🥲🥲 I love how much he loves it. Also Austin, QT has been talking about escaping to the mountains or whatever again after Streamer Awards so I wonder she could be convinced by Oregon 🤔🤔

Catherine

Chinese Mott's Juice boxes

og_bobbiecrystalmami

Hasan belongs in NYC anyway

Rasha Jasim

I can't believe Hasan won't visit Portland because he's homophobic 😭

4on4nam

Tell me when will you be mine? Tell me quando, quando, quando..

Turbo_twink

Hi Austin, if you’re reading this, I need you to tell me something that’s very important..

Turbo_twink

1. WILL! I absolutely love when you speak on politics!!! MORE PLEASE!! 2. WILL, please speak louder into the mic pleeeeez 3. Thank y’all for taking us to China ♥️ P.S. THANK YOU AUSTIN FOR THE KWANDO SONG

Anahí

Also I just wanted to say that I’m okay. Trust that my therapist knows all about all five members of this podcast. I have worked very hard on my mental health and come very far!

stella

I found Will’s speech at 40:25 to be profoundly touching. This is truly my favorite podcast because when you all speak it’s almost like looking in a mirror. The things said and emotions described on this podcast make me feel like I’m not alone in the universe. I feel that way a lot with QT when she talks about her anxiety and OCD but Will did it today. I want to say thank you for giving me this space and letting me know that there are people out there who understand what’s happening inside my mind. Even though you don’t know it you’ve helped me so much. I love this podcast so much and I love every member of this podcast so much🫶🏻

stella

Austin... Engelbert Humperdinck is his stage name LMAO

Dan Wenzel

i expect a fear &: portland episode with QT too. drivable trip

Emily

This ep is so cute and wholesome

Insert Working Title

Austin not knowing how expensive the trip was after ordering just nuts is so fucking funny

Insert Working Title

VLT IS MY SHIT!! Dangerously good.

Jorge Beta

With so many family friends being from China or and them taking yearly trips, that was something I could never share their experience and I feel a little bit closer to them now I love these trips and how respectful everyone is to the culture 🫶

Lily Garner

I’m glad fan support at the end of the day was appreciated. I’ve been watching y’all for so long and I loved every moment of this trip thank you for sharing so many cool things that I wouldn’t otherwise have been able to see. 🙏💞 especially the pandas.🥹🐼

Lily Garner

I JUST FOUND THIS OUT TODAY

Austin

To clarify, this is not a dig at will. He's reasoning of resonating with the sadness is great. It's more so me being annoyed with how much white people in general treat Japan like a utopia

Eric Woodard

one of the most unhinged patreon episodes ever and I absolutely loved it !

Prince Skye

What will was saying is that he likes japan because he relates to the general attitude many people have. A lot of Japanese seem to act like they constantly carry a deep sense of shame and guilt that they might accidentally be a public inconvenience or not be good enough. While Chinese people are much more bold and open it make sense Hasan prefers the attitude of chinese while Will relates more to japan. Will is a shy peacock at heart.

「THE WORLD」ゴゴゴ

he'll get some backlash but i also 100% relate. you can still acknowledge all the plenty problematic aspects of the country but at the same time love the vibes and the culture. i felt the undercurrent of meloncholy he mentioned as well it goes way beyond the "thing 😐 thing in japan 🤩" meme, weeb culture and the fetishization of everything japanese

Marco

All the Japan dick riding gets annoying. Not just Will, but any white person that likes anime talks about Japan like some utopia where everything is perfect. Don't get me wrong, it seems cool, but everywhere in China looked better.

Eric Woodard

An expert in contradiction 🤣

Angelo S.

wills ending monologue being just him cutting in and out bc he’s too drunk to keep the mic in front of his face is so fucking funny

stel phone

Are you sure he’ll be at your wedding? He might have Covid

SoFarJohn

Will anyone tell Austin that Engelbert Humperdinck is actually his stage name. His manager told him to use a famous German Composer's name to get more notoriety when he was starting

Jeremy

When did they eat the wings? Lol Austin didn't order any. 😅

wizard_vic

These mfers eating chicken wings in the most dope ass suites is a crime

Sparrow Gray

Best opener

Sparrow Gray

As much as Hasan complains about spending money on his friends we all know his greatest joy is being able to provide for the people he loves and honestly that's just so wholesome 🥹☺️

J_corgW

I feel like Hasan would like Japan more if anything fit him there, he's literally too big to exist in Tokyo lol

Gwen Hunt

Will saying he wouldn’t get home sick for a person and then describing Japan that way lmao

Mia Luna

"We've all had an unbelievable, once-in-a-lifetime trip and we hope that we can share a fraction of that pleasure, that growth, that enjoyment with you, because your patronage is what makes something like this possible. We had a moment with Hasan Piker, on a rooftop in Shanghai, we were looking at the skyline and he said "look at our lives, isn't this amazing" and I remember us being 21 years old, ??-ly, sweaty frat boys and the world was so small and now it feels so endless and that is because we have Incredible fans that allow us to do incredible things. So all of us want to take a second to thank you for being amazing patreons and we hope that after all of these years, we have many more trips to come."

eon52

Austin stop being a baby.

hempracer

im gonna lovingly bestow the champagne socialist title upon Austin

lescassowaries

he gets 1/5 of the podcast earnings... so $20k/month just from patreon, then add sponsors

Adoggman

So Austin wants to make some of his money back, that’s why he got an ad every 2 minutes in his streams

Hisham

not to be nosey but how does Austin have the money to be racking up all these Marriott points lol

lescassowaries

losing my mind over Austin not coming a consensus with the group before ordering room service

lescassowaries

I just tried this on a whim and it told me I should live in Las Vegas probably one my least favorite places on Earth so I'd take this with a grain of salt lol

NihilismRacoon

Austin talking about his points just remind me of George Clooney's character in Up In The Air. Austin should watch it XD

Pontus Ferm

Portland really is the best, moved from California in 2020

Scott

jUST BOYS BEIN BOYZ

kyle

i feel like the hotel misunderstood their order and just included nuts and no cheese with the charcuterie since austin specifically said nuts?? thoughts?

26days

Austin is lucky that zelensky section is not going on youtube🥴

oyin

I see what Will is saying about Japan but I think china is that but better. Japan is too quiet and sheltered for me. Both have many similar things. But chinese vibes and people I think are better. They're not depressed. I do think anime/weeb culture is the big thing for it. Also I think china is "newer and more advanced". But I don't want to be around depressed people to make me more depressed lol I already live in america.

JayyCoall

Hasan doesn’t like Japan cuz they yassified him last time

Alex Arruda

I wish i could hear what will was saying at the end. lmao. he looks very sincere

Tyler Graaf

I relate incredibly to what will was talking about with the culture of japan its so real, its more than the cultural exports but the attitude towards which they interact with the world.

Mini

Austin is cheap as fuck. QT should expect no Christmas gifts or cheap bras. 🤣

mad_sap

Will needs to look up his astrocartography map. I bet his energy aligns with the Japanese zone. I never believed in that sort of stuff but had the most comforting sense of calm and happiness when I was in Maine. A friend did my chart and my line runs directly through the area I was visiting. I moved there this year, and I've truly felt better than I can remember in my adult life. It's just home. I think this is what Will is experiencing!

CJ Neal

Austin is an absolute menace 🤣

Michael Vercher

You can tell there has been too much singing on this trip and/or he's spent too much of his time IRL streaming because Hasan looks and sounds like he's had it with this lot 😂

Cynergy

Is Irene a guide for China trips? What's her full name and how could I hire her?

Preston

Will Neff always has an immense talent of expressing his gratitude and love for those around him. Always appreciate that he takes a moment to let that be known

Huy Nguyen

Will was the real white Chinese all along

ArchVylan

I simply do not believe Will is being serious about Japan like Tokyo is but one city. Also, the xenophobia...

Oscar

aw, i feel that. i was supposed to study abroad in greece when that happened

kobi

PLEASE it would be peak

kobi

Please for the love of god do more intoxicated podcasts

Lisa Lou Who

As a mainland Chinese, i get what Will is saying. Japanese culture has a shade of melancholy to it that is kind of similar to what depressed people feel, and it didn't start from loosing WW2, it has always been this way.

Comedian GJ

As a 29 year old man I'm sitting hear giggling about how good a friendship you 3 have. More drunk patreons please.

AmFireAmDeath

"austin you will be important in my future childrens lives, but first show me your cock" thats called friendship.

SVZN77

Willneff the first white Japanese

Bricki1212

Dawg Voodoo donuts are in a bunch of places. There's like 3 in LA

Tyler Allison

The one on the left is 127 and the one of the right is terrified of public intamacy. It makes for a hilarious chaotic dynamic

Eduardo Alpizar

THE BOYS GOT SO MUCH CLOSER <3 LOVE THISSSS

kyleeflowers

This is so real. Then the next time to see the person its like they never left

Eduardo Alpizar

Everyone of them needs therapy for complete different reasons haha. I've never seen someone get drunk and become more frugal. I was laughing at all of Austin's assertive "No!"

Eduardo Alpizar

*an alt-right nationalist hellhole

smeeth

2:10 austin really pulls out the Trump™️ hands

Edie Squire

Will looking like a pirate with the fit and facial hair

Jordan Bryan

Austin really seems to likes withhold food from people smh

Gempetal

I hope you all wear your Chinese suits to streamer awards

Hannah

11:14 I watched the stream and it was so fucking funny when Austin pushed Christian to ask Hasan to buy him the pants because he knew Hasan would buy it if it's for Christian 😂 The confusion in Hasan's face when he saw them whispering to each other lol

Kei

52:32 coincidentally I was watching Tommynfg reacting to a video about Mr. Beastland. Quite a few of his commentary was about the poor workers who probably had to build this 😭

2oV

In America, people don't treat fellow neighbors as human beings. I think that's why Japan and it's hospitality sticks out like a sore thumb to Will. That being said, it's quickly becoming a alt-right nationalist hellhole. China is easily the better place to be hands down.

Alan

haven't felt this much joy watching an episode

Andreas Mylonas (DredgenDark)

45:58 same Austin lol. Hasan should visit. Also Portland is where you'd find BLM signs in the front lawn and it's 95% likely they're a white middle class family lol. My white coworker's were more excited about the verdict for the cop that killed George Floyd lol. 47:20 that's also the reason why it was funny people tried saying Zohran's policies would only work in "woke New York" like Portland doesn't exist. To be honest I used to not like my home state as a kid because of all the rain

2oV

I loved this episode, and at the risk of being parasocial, I cracked open a cold one too and enjoyed the sloshed ride together with our hosts

Friendofsappho

I have been singing Quando Quando Quando all week and people are beginning to get worried about me

A Den

Austin here is your reminder to pay a parking ticket

Cole Carroll

Austin take my money to be a bitch. I am so happy for you. A poor boy experiencing the world. B I T C H

Nik Charalampidis

whitest man in the room identifies with japan the most, what a concept!

Zillaniel

Yeah, Ralph Nader, Consumer Rights!

Onsen Dreamscapes

QT dime square adult catholic convert arc

Onsen Dreamscapes

+2 credit score

German M

will Voodoo donuts get hasan to portland?

Onsen Dreamscapes

I agree regular people (not service workers) in China are way nicer but I don't have the funds to enjoy China the way you guys could. I feel like as a middle class tourist, you can have a much more pleasant time in Japan whereas you have to spend more in China (even tho it's way cheaper overall!) to have that same level of comfort in China. Anyway people in Korea are nice and it has the creature comforts on par with Japan that's cheaper at all levels

Onsen Dreamscapes

Hasan annoying asf when Austin ordered jesus christ

SR

The concept of Toilet Fairy's Achilles heel being his own pinto. This is what legends are made of.

Atsxeb

im gonna miss china so much 🥲

asteria

wow engelbert in coachella is only $48 and my birthday weekend. should i go?

Onsen Dreamscapes

Will stating how much he appreciates Austin as a friend, was so genuine and why I love this podcast

David Ritchie

Fake fan Austin doesn’t even know Engelbert Humperdinck ~is~ the stage name

Sloan Nesbit

Will not missing people is actually from ADHD! “Out of sight, out of mind” is a very literal thing for us

Murphdog53

Austin! Here is your reminder to pay your parking ticket!!

KittenCatAubrey

New white hat Karen segment but it's Patreon members calling Austin to request things

Katie

I pay for this patreon so Austin has enough cash that hasan and will can bully him into buying stuff for them. I think I require a free month, or at least an upgrade to make it right. As a consumer it's only right i get what I paid for

sergio ordonez

hasan and will yelling while Austin was on the phone gave me so much anxiety

lena Keilman

Will being so self-righteous about Japan (which is a great place!) was kinda icky and annoying

Will Hsu

Oh my god they are so drunk lmao

Jeremy F

the mic audio fading in & out during will's speech at the end killed me lmao

Blue

I knew Hasan had a vibe of a sugar daddy, but it was shocking (but not really) when it was revealed that the sugar babies where Christian and Austin

Ali Trejo

I can’t believe they thought this episode wouldn’t be cock talk and could possibly be switched w main lolol

Melanie Stewart

loved the china trip sm! <3

unnauwu

I want to move to Japan when I retire. I haven't been yet. This trip has made me what to visit China

JoyJoy Bean

Quando, quando, quando

oatmeek

both Will and Hasan views on China and Japan are valid, 1000% agreed. these 2 countries are madddd different from one another from the senses to the vibe and core. some ppl will vibe with one more over another. i personally vibe with Japan more, the combination how people act culturally and their approach to food win me over China despite they are behind China technologically and many other area.

Urdnot Wrex

This got endearing but I was really hoping for hole

Joey

Hasan is funny when drunk Will is always a gem Austin needs all the hugs (I tip in cash)

JoyJoy Bean

Every time I hear Humperdinck, I think of Lolita

JoyJoy Bean

I hate to say it, but Austin has got me listening to Quando on repeat

Luke Guest

😭😭 give them gruel lol

Gat

Austin’s saying “who tf is he hiding from” about Zelenski had me dying on the floor 😂😂😂

Fern

fear&portland get behind me, they can't hurt you

sadly yes

Hasan and Austin completly ignoring Wills love declaration is hilarious

Sarah

not that srs, they're doing bits and playing up personality traits, live a little

Yaz

Your China trip gave me so much FOMO. I was supposed to in October of 2020 but yall know what happened. 🫩🥲

Vane

Bro omg Austin is so fucking annoyinggggg, like what do you mean you didn't even look at the price of the pants before insisting your friend buy it for you. Its giving intitled

Maackyy

Hasan, I'll buy you wings from the best spot in Des Moines if you come visit the shitshow that is the Iowa Caucus next election cycle. I need the younger generations galvanized to get rid of this nonsense and get me a normal ass primary lol

Kat Holcomb

socialism is when hasan drains his bank account for his friends and starves for them

saturnvillage

Austin must’ve watched always sunny cause the nuts bit is literally Mac

Aaryan Nemade

Austin being more than happy to spend everyone’s money on his room upgrade but won’t get a couple beers is not helping his case

KapZachlan

Will confirming that Japan truly is whiteboy Wakanda

Minh Nguyen

them absolutely tormenting austin on the phone while he’s ordering is the best pay back for making them pay and extra 2k

saturnvillage

Lmao yeah Austin is super frugal

Bitch

@ fear and (esp. will) please speak into the mic from above and not the side. cant hear anything.

justrufus

As someone who leans left, you guys should understand us hongkongers yet you do not show it

Crystal

Im gunna say this again this episode was very disrespectful to hong kong. Im a hongkonger and calling us china, not understanding the difference between mandarin and cantonese, calling us backwards just pissed me off

Crystal

I NEED QT!!

Kyle Lewis

omg I finally found the one thing I have in common with will and it's that we don't understand the notion of missing someone

sadok lajmi

The Fear & podcast will one day end because Will is going to be living in Japan, QT is gonna leave to Utah and never come back, Hasan is going to be between NY and LA, and Austin will be back in Portland with all his creature comforts. And you know what, that is the only way I will accept this podcast ending.

Andrea Joan

I personally was very excited about having more Austin streams during the china trip and hope he knows how much we appreciate him + he brought along christian (who is so fun !!), so bonus points for that

a

Japan is getting more rightwing as time goes by while China improves itself step by step. Hope they visit China again next year!

encore

Maybe I retract my last comment on last weeks free episode about Austin’s rich blindness LMAOOO I’m crying making Hasan drop 1k and all he wants to get is a measly order of peanuts for them I’m CRYINNNNNNGGGG LOLLLLL

Violet Dunn

Another episode of Austin getting shit from his heterosexual gay dads. This is peak content

Matthew Terwin

you’re telling me dinglebert humperkink is performing near me!? u bet me and all the senior citizens will be there having an absolute HOOT!

✧༺ jo ༻∞

Mauricio Miranda

George Sotomayor

hasan‘s been refusing to go to portland to visit austin for a good three years now but went to fuckass utah for qt in a heartbeat #willtheywontthey

Malin

So glad you guys documented as much as you did. I’ve been wanting to go to China for 2 years now and I feel like I got to experience it from home. Cheers fellas :)

Samwise Inks

Oh no, this was so good. The next episode is going to be so depressing lol.

Alex18000655506

"You buy me pants you fucking turkish slut" im crying WIlll omggggg

Devan

China Trip has been really awesome, Austin has been so hilarious

jc

I have to go to china... (I mean i have been to hk and macao but not mainland) i lived in Japan and understand what they are saying here -- japan is fucking sick and amazing and there was something about the quality of life that was very freeing and has all the aesthetics i love, but the people are only superficially welcoming after a couple of months. So I'd love to see how I'd feel in China.

Mai

tbf that‘s an egregious stage name to choose. i don‘t blame him for just assuming that’s his government name

Malin

contrarian in his heart

timer3

An assortment of Nuts, PLEAAASEE AUSTIN!!!! The funniest shit

sanlega

I think will gets negatively polarized into stuff super easily. like with refusing to watch andor because the people recommending it are annoying i think he's started subconsciously decreasing his opinion of China because of how much people want him to like it

Ryden Kaye

Cuando cuando cuando has truly been the soundtrack to the entire trip. Cinema. Austin feeling like an inconvenience when he's one of the funniest guys of all time D:

Jonen

Austin "starts ordering, sorry need to look at the menu" Hasan starts looking at the expensive stuff on the menu Austin "oh ok just orders the thing I originally said"

Matt Miller

Quando, quando, quando!!!!!

Adam Humphries

I love austin so much

wimpy

Bro does Austin not know Englebert Humperdinck IS his stage name?

Edgil Raiche-Tanner

Oh bad news about our boy Engelbert Humperdinck his real name is Arnold George Dorsey. Still the goat though

Matt Miller

the Humperdink parts for the pod and the streams made me the most parasocial to Hasan; I hated the scat and crooner songs the most of all the content. Actually I muted all those singing by the last week. thank god he's 89 yo and closer to death than his next "Quando Quando Quando" performance.

Mathieu Boisclair

chairman piker fit 🔥

Hector


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