EP. 171 - Announcing our New Live Show! [VIDEO]

austin ily u wee slut but im aroace and its goated i promise 😂🩷

MaffyMatic

'Its called being autistic and tall' me and my dad fr 😭

MaffyMatic

I love AustinShow so much cuz exactly fck them bills 😭

captain jes

I kept forgetting wake was there but like in a good way

captain jes

Almost as if he doesn’t realize it’s not the cigarette itself it’s the nicotine, those gums gunna be backin they ass up if he keeps it up

Matthew Chouinard

As someone who works in the billing system of a major hospital in my region, I don't care if Austin wants to fuck around before ultimately paying his bills. Lol It is a corrupt system where often times those advocating for patients are creatively disciplined so as not to raise ethical suspicions. I've worked in my field for over a decade and have become so thoroughly jaded by the policies that I'm actually moving away from the whole damn country next year. Of course, that is a multifaceted decision, but the Healthcare system here absolutely contributed.

CealieBooBoo

actually if you unraveled your dna it would reach like other planets. your blood vessels would go around the earth like twice.

O

Austin is literally a cartoon character

Michael Low

Hasan terrified of getting addicted to cigarettes but tanks multiple Zyns at a time multiple times a day. Make it make sense.

scarletbabushka

Saved! W Austin for helping Will get his passport renewed ❤️

YeetTheRich

What are y’all saying this must be a guy thing with all the torture 😲🤔

D Tay

My brother lost his passport on his flight from LA to STL and he just had to go to a official passport office in Little Rock, Arkansas. Obviously with the shut down might not work at the moment, but for anyone ever needing a passport within 48 hours this the way/its possible

a t

Austin, was it a parking ticket for LA or West Hollywood because the latter are relentless. And eventually you won’t be able to get your registration renewed. Happened to my friend. His registration was like $800.

’Rew

Will has bipolar and it feels like recently things have been weighing on him since the TS thing and birthday blue. I hope bro feels better soon.❤️

CompetitiveTaichi

I can say from experience that that is exactly what it's like to take opioids.

Ellie

Stay strong Austin! Dont give in!

Jam

It’s gonna be so ass 😭

Korralicious

austin haggles exactly like my dad

wonkybuddy

He was so funny though

Felix

passport tip: it takes like 6-8 weeks if you expedite from the office

Palwasha Azimi

i call zany games love island games

Palwasha Azimi

W Wake

Hector Gonzalez

Wakes a perfect 7th beetle to the gang😭🙏

Jeremiah

Not the immortal snail question in the big 25 💀

Fidel

I want to see what these boys cook up for stand up in China.

Spritelass67

As someone who chewed their food to soup between the ages of 7-8 bc I was so afraid of choking, this ep had me cryinggggg

godluvsaterrier

Ngi, Austin reminds me of trump so much it’s kinda annoying. I bet he’s a nice guy though…

Winky Dinky

chuck an airtag on that slug, buy it a collar, and make it your pet. ez

Rikki Yarbrough

Austin, if you want to make Hasan mad at you, say Nestor Makhno was better than Lenin.

GodCilla

"Leftists were mad at me." Good job, Austin. That's how you know you're a real leftist now. There's no one we hate more than each other. <3

GodCilla

Cancelled my subscription after last weeks episode, but oh Austin, you will be missed

Hannah Louck

This episode was so funn.

Victoria

You're free to share your opinion but to liken her to Zach of all people is just mean. That man is repulsive.

Živa

AND they owe the purchaser money for any potential lost revenue for blocked metered zones for things like construction or block parties.

Rich

I'm going to start using Will's voice explaining awful things to narrate my depressed thoughts. I think it could cure some things.

GodCilla

Austin making me feel less alone in my fear of chocking lol

Diana 🦇

Your passport only needs to remain valid for the duration of your stay according to the Chinese Embassy web page. There is no 6-month rule unless you're staying for a longer period of time that would require a visa. The US State Dept website omits this for some reason.

Kiel Weiss

"Austin, this is just a field manual to do terrorism" LMAO 🤣

Samantha

Austin is my fav

Anabelle

Austin is inching closer and closer to the sovereign citizen mindset, next he'll claim he wasn't driving the car he was travelling in it

Dana

So many of QT’s stories are about shitting herself. She just reminds me of Zack from h3. Eww.

K C

lol Austin is such a hilarious gremlin person

Chloë Luczynski

as a Chicago resident the parking meter is something that makes me angry daily we still have a budget deficit and the city is the most aggressive state I've ever lived in for parking and speeding tickets because they don't get any revenue from the meters

Warren

Peak Will Neff episode

Juju

You know, Im not perfect and I apologize for that. Typically I'm pretty good at letting the guest talk but this episode I stepped on wake a lot.

Austin

I thought more people knew about Sudden Death Syndrome. While viagra is cardiotoxic to begin with, the real danger and the reason why specifically gay men die more frequently is because they take viagra and do poppers. Combining ED medication and poppers can cause a sudden, life-threatening drop in blood pressure leading to Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome. It’s basically manufactured cardiac arrest.

Nick

Every time Austin isn’t on i realise he carries this podcast

June

Austin is valid for ordering a LifeVac. I bought one when our first child was born for peace of mind. But I also feel like it's handy to have in case my older child in the future ever chokes while he's alone

Alex

As a fellow masochist... That is too much

LucyLun4r

Oof. The way Will said “San Fran Fucking cisco” hurt my soul. The Bay Area hatred 😭

Labyrinth.exe

Am I allowed to ask why Will is suddenly masochistically suicidal? 🥺 Bro please get some help we’re rooting for you 😕

Laney Portelance

Dude, Will, just go to the Post Office to get your shit renewed. Expedited is still 2-3 weeks, despite the shutdown. If you pay for the overnight return, my customers have been telling me it's closer to 8-10 days. I'd offer to help you with it, but I'm in New Jersey, so that's a no-go

Tristan Sain

Will just wants to live Crimes of the Future

bogbodied

I LOVE Josh Johnson!

Jukeboxjinxie

Austin is really good at cutting the guest off 😂

Dan

If Will doesn't make it to China, I will self-immolate

YeetTheRich

the ‘anecdote’ was making me laugh

Ameera Sylvian

As a trans girl I take Cialis every day for my erections 😁

Korralicious

That conversation about Twitch con live death just brings us one step closer to my two favorite podcasts coming together (my other favorite is Last Podcast on the Left)

Ira Finn

Not to like, provide unsolicited advice, but I'm an assistant in LA and y'all need to reach out to Ambassador Passport and Visa in Santa Monica. They can probably get Will's passport situation fixed ASAP.

ArcherFen

Austin's fear of choking while home alone is THE MOST relatable thing he's said

TogrutaBB

Most insane Austin has ever been in an episode omg

A Den

LOL the face plunger ; new Austin podcast segment is him just buying and testing outrageous stuff from TV commercials

Gilbert Gonzalez

I think Hasan loweky got vindicated because comedian Josh Johnson had the SAME exact take about museum pieces being replicas https://youtu.be/61kAH4DS4po?si=rBEM01wTjVuF28tw&t=1670

2oV

i think austin lowkey has a point (and his point about the simple sabotage manual has merit), but he doesn’t acknowledge that in some circumstances his opportunistic karen approach leads to more work for people who are not paid super well - even if the complimentary stuff isn’t coming out of their paycheck, it can get service workers in trouble if there are complaints. you need to choose your battles. i think him making it hard for medical debt collectors to extract payment from him is kinda valid tho, even if it puts him at risk of litigation haha

milf lover

Austin is on fire bro

Mark

Help! I stopped paying my electric bill in solidarity with Austin and now I gotta watch the pod at the library 😢😢

Gn753

Wake Wilder

Swedish Malin

Austin is a sovereign citizen!

mtunofun

“Twitch audience files in, they have no idea what’s about to happen” is giving “mind you I was 15 in the double wide”

Chelsea

Austin is fascinating to me

ChaoticallyMe

I feel you. I was choking on a cucumber slice. My BF attempted the Heimlich a couple of times and then sat down and gave up. I had to make myself throw up. Then he said to me that I messed up the evening 😒

Eli Poven

Is will ok

Mokazcat

Lol what's wrong with San Francisco?

Ella J.

Will are you okay

Allie V

Seriously Austin doesn’t know about spooled local numbers?

Stephen Howard

CPR training "expires" every 2 years, so when you get me certified you have the latest information 😭

Greg Dittrich

Who is this guest dude

Stephen Howard

Omg Will WTF is wrong with you 😂😂😂😂

Stephen Howard

Wills hanging from hooks and painting for charity gave me anxiety and nausea 😂

Stephen Howard

Hasan playing with that fake gun like a fidget toy is giving me mad anxiety hahaha

pensivefabulist

the antidote

lillian

I wanna know if Austin orders a diet drink on uber and they give him a regular he goes through the app to get a refund

SoFarJohn

call me crazy but i’m on austin’s side. he’s standing up for customers against corporations that charge us more and more while giving us less and less‼️ on this scale, you have to be petty and persistent to get shit done‼️‼️‼️

Alexus Acuña

Will butchering the death slug proposition from a 10+ year old roosterteeth podcast was very funny

David Weymouth

WTF??? WE NEED WILL IN FEAR& CHINA!

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

Austin is the first leftist freeman on the land

JImmmz

I say this with peace and love, but audio perverting in the Patreon is hilarious 😂

Bhrob01

Austin also never EVER use poppers on viagara if you ever take either just never together like that is one that is ACTUALLY dangerous to mix

Violet Dunn

Austin you were great this episode

David Ritchie

damn why does Will hate SF so much 😭

leena

I’ve had to do the Heimlich on myself when I was choking on a pill. I did the universal sign and my mom, sister & aunt didn’t do anything except say, “What?” When the pill came out, I started crying and yelled at them.

bela

Austin is right, never pay any fines. Also Wake fits in so seamlessly, I think we've finally found a replacement for Hasan.

Jesse

I cannot believe the Rooster Teeth death snail has followed me to yet another podcast

kaloncpu57

No, Austin. We like it. We like not being bothered every five minutes while we eat and not being acknowledged by people while we grocery shop if we're just doing our thing. To us, your stuff is weird and bad service because it's seen as pushy and suffocating and creating an uncomfortable environment. There are cultural differences. I'm sure you've probably also had some legitimately poor experiences, but I'd guess that's the case in the US, too.

Jamie Hauken

Not to ruin Will's bit, but vasectomies don't require anesthesia because its basically just a slight cut, a pinch and a pull. I know you can request it, but its just Novocain or whatever.

BossKnight Films

Not to feed into WIll's spiral, but a subathon where the streamer is undergoing chinese water torture the whole time would make gangbusters

NihilismRacoon

Will... I am genuinely terrified and disturbed, I was just on my morning commute going "what the fucking hell?" The entire time. At least now I know to never go to a live show from will 😂😅😶

melima

No, I'm having the same problem.

Jensen Johnston

the video wont play after 30:51 :( is it just me

M

Austin was on fire this episode!

encore

Austin is def the most valuable member of the podcast. Never fails to contribute, always fills the time, seems enthusiastic, allows himself to be parodied. 10/10.

Izzy

Currently going through the backlog of episodes and in the main episode #33 Austin claims that he broke into Hasan's house and smoked a cigarette in the pod room. And he has a cigatette in hand (unlit) while saying this! AUSTIN WHY ARE YOU LYING

Mary Ann

austin is the most intriguing kind of person, he is one of a kind and deserves league of his own award becuse he is certainly his own kind

Edie Squire

Bro acts like QT isn’t unhinged too, in the best way. And this Pod is almost always chaotic, that’s what makes it good imo, I don’t think anyone comes here for structured content, especially the patreon

frédéric hamlet-gagnon

I loved Wade! He fits in so well! We need another boys episode with him asap!! This was great!!

Ciara Ashlee

What the fuck was this episode?! They was talking about torturing other people or themselves in front of a live studio audience. Austin, talking about being a drug addict to many different substances Hasan talking about how and where to inject to not get trac marks, which is horrifying. GOOD LORD I didn't realise the amount of feminine and energy QT brings to the podcast, and how it balances everything out. She might be a crackhead, but her energy balances everything out without her. IT'S CHAOS. Please comeback QT the Pod needs you.

NoLifer445

Austin the single mom of 3 that has 3 jobs does not have a car

RED

huh. interesting time for me to remember the parking ticket i got in LA two years ago that i never paid. i’m in portland or too - curious if that’ll come back to bite me 😅

Ameera Sylvian

austin i would definitely look up the license plate laws, you might be able to contest the ticket if that was the only thing you were ticketed for and your plates are from a one-plate state.

Tyler .

Is Will okay? Genuinely…🥲

CJ Neal

For $5 you can buy yourself a $80 life-vac, just search up "sink plunger". The mouth attachments are very readily available.

Alan

I hope he's ok💜

Shay Sands

Isn't the Death Slug just a variant on Gavin Free's immortal snail?

Jehan

"i thought he was gonna blow his brains out on the canvas" they did that in the menu already

Vanessa Moore

If will does actually want to do a hook suspension, I know some people who can help him out. Its kinda fun honestly, even if it isn't for a big event.

Tess B

read this before starting the ep and I cannot wait, austin never fails to take me out laughing at least once per episode lmfao

Caroline

Austin is the funniest person ever. Him going off on Best Buy as a teenager is so good.

Maddy Hutson

I want Wale on more often. He’s got a calming voice that makes everyone comfortable. This as someone who’s only listened to him when he’s done things with Hasan lol

CocoCurls

Will never misses an opportunity to scream around the barrel of a gun that you're never 100% sure is a meme My goat 🐐

Ty6260

I'm putting Austinshow on a microscope slide and studying him after this ep

Arjuna Chatrathi

17:18 never smoked a cigarette either. Plenty of blunts though

2oV

Honestly crazy comedic chemistry this episode. When Hasan is riffing, you know it's good.

Elijah Fiore

Austin's "twitch audience files in..." got me dying 😭😭😭

kgbbell

It's like the Stefon SNL skit mixed with cris angel mind freak lmaooo

Katie Martens

one of the funniest patreon episodes in a while.

Fletcher

god I love Austin so much

Kristi

i am terrified of next ep 😭

Insert Working Title

“The twitch audience files in, they have no idea what they’re about to watch” is giving “this club has everything” gahaha

Corra Brodbeck

Is Will ok.....?

Kapoley McRolly Foley III

Lowkey yall should make the audio for the patreon mono cuz the reverb is causing phasing issues, no noise gate is chill tbh its just the phasing that gets eliminated. I turn my phone to mono just for this lol

Corra Brodbeck

This! They’ll do a 72h turnaround if you’ve got an international flight booked within 14 days (which you can book with the airline that day and then cancel within 24h). I did this to get my passport and visa to travel to China :)

coridactyl

Btw, our service in Europe is a lot better when you are also European. If you arrive as an entitled American and expect the same service as back home, yeah, they might treat you like you’re being a prick… also, our phone contracts are much better.

Gauze

Wake being genuinely concerned for Austin’s fear of everything

Ren X

Every country I’ve traveled to does that 6 month expiry date thing.

CompetitiveTaichi

This is the most entitled white rich American Austin has ever been 😂 I'm dying laughing, he really thinks he can get away with not paying anything

Ema MR

"The DMVs are separate " is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Austin is a gem

Angelo S.

Austin will call the death slug manager, get 20 more years as a rich billionaire

sanlega

Will’s dream Twitch Show - the closer video by NiN

Gauze

Will wants to be the Iggy Pop of streaming

77katz77

I work in an international NGO and you absolutely can go to San Francisco and get it either: Same day if they’re not backed up or within one to two business days.

Reen B

If Austin really wanted to stick it to the man he’d give me $8000 bc I “defaulted” on my student loans

Alex Arruda

Austin's anxiety stresses me out

Caden

Wake is such a damn delight I love his and Wills friendship 🤘🏼

Nick Kane

Will if you want to do all that insane wild shit like hook suspension you might as well go to the SF bay area, you could even do it while you get your passport

EmilyTheCatgirl

Should we be concerned about Will yes or yes😂👀

mingle27

Austin is literally as wrong as he can be about the out of state plates. Police actually target out of state plates for traffic violations because it is harder for the person to challenge. Also, you’re supposed to register your vehicle in the state within a certain number of days or months of living there. For California it’s 20 days, so Austin is delinquent on that as well.

Murphdog53

@14:53 Ididathing

JoyJoy Bean

My dad got an overnight renewal from a place in Westwood, and I’m pretty sure Ambassador in Santa Monica does overnights

Murphdog53

I think i read somewhere that aspirin isn't recommended for heart attacks anymore. Oh and heimlich is heavy back "pats" these days. In Sweden at least.

Ingydingis

Vlog today?

JDelane

The most activated Mr Show has ever been

August Gardener

qt doesn't show up for 1 episodes and Austin becomes a revolutionary against middle managers everywhere.

Matt Miller

Twitch audience flies in, they have no idea what's about to happen...

Maria Isabel Lopez

did not expect an RT reference here but like... yeah i can see it

Jade

We’re talking about killer slugs, close enough, welcome back Rooster Teeth Podcast

Mads

I'm into wills freak show Idea. Like that one scene from Ichi the Killer. I hear you king.

Alex18000655506

Somebody please animate this

Javier Torres

Didn’t expect wills pivot into performance art

James Webster

piggie backing off of Austins gloryhole idea, i believe it we situated the whole thing on a slowly rotating platform it would really elevate the experience.

SVZN77

thx will, gonna be sleeping in a ring of salt for the foreseeable future

Carl Barks

shes literally an owner of the podcast and was in the er while they filmed this..

Gianna

austin, i need you to start door knocking so fear& gets a nomination for best org at the streamer awards. qt allowed it and youre the only one who reads these and we need you on stage accepting that award immediately.

Gianna

natsu dragneel

Ludwig won't let her out since they're not friends 😂

Nabil Masud

No qt no watch

Freckles