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EP. 169 - The Girls are FIGHTING [VIDEO]

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It’s so funny that Hasans Mario voice is just his Andrew Cuomo voice 😂😂

David Rodriguez

Wait until Hasan learns that the umbilical cord falls off babies after a while

Lana 💖

how is it possible austin didn't say beautiful and natural ONCE during the birth segment

gwenie

please tag all the video eps with video! makes it much easier to search <3

milf lover

The fate of Ophelia is about Alwyn and how her life would have turned out if she stayed with him, even if the bloke wasn't playing both Hamlet and Shakespeare right now, it'd still be apparent. It's not a diss track, but it's much more profoundly obliterating of a former partner than anything of TTPD, which was written from the point of view of someone still in love with Healey, or any song explicit diss track about other musicians.

GiuliaCamilla Pace

I love how the whole pod just refers to Hasan's mom as mom xD (I know it's to not use her name but it's kinda sweet)

Simon Koch

Oh, hi Mark!

James Hannon

Low key was cooking with that lmao

Spencer Harkins

Free her from being the most spoiled dog of all time lmao

Spencer Harkins

HASAN does not abuse dogs. It's not true.

NoLifer445

This is what we pay for

Greg Dittrich

Lmao true

Jorge Duarte

Did something happen to the discord?

Dustin

Hasan referring to the husband stitch as the gentleman’s cut lollll

Manda

yeah we’re never getting those vlogs

alex

Will just casually explaining Hasan’s stress induced starving absolutely killed me xD

Emily

poor kaya, free her

cal

The original nicki verse on motorsport here if anyone wants to listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToH0nIdxefU&list=RDToH0nIdxefU&start_radio=1 It's kinda weird though because really the only difference is that they took her singing part out, the line that people interpret as a diss towards Cardi is still in the final version.

MissTitoMarijuana

like 777

Alholl

So many good jokes of hers get missed by them. WHEN WILL THEY LISTEN TO WOMEN?! 😝

’Rew

Hasan was doing nothing for 40 mins of this ep, after the 40 mins he gets off his phone, turns to QT, who has been talking the whole time, and asks for Girlypop Nation thx man

lia

In 1991, which is the most remarkable part

PlantFriend

Gave birth 3 months ago! 4 day induction ended in the Operating Room with gushing blood out of me. If you’re going to be giving birth you can just go ahead and assume it will be a traumatic experience physically and psychologically!

PlantFriend

Imagine Hasan coming out of the womb and going "Amewica desewved 9/11"

Argenis

If I saw coconut crabs as a castaway, I think I'd swim back into the ocean and die that away. They're fucking 3ft tall and look like insects ( IRL just shivered and gagged)

Kindra V

okay if you wanna get real deep with that reincarnation thing, you would also only have some parts of your brain as it develops, so a lot of that time you really wouldn't have your whole brain. so Until you're like 1 or 2 you'd be severely diminished, but from how I'd imagine it actuaully working, your core memories would become unlocked after your brain is formed enough for you to retain those stored memories.

Dohregard

also no one is born breathing

Kenzie

It's actually common for women to break their tailbone, back, hips, and pelvic bone during delivery since we aren't made to give birth on our backs. our backs are supposed to be able to accommodate for movement but can't when its pressed against a bed. I will be giving birth sitting or on all fours.

Kenzie

ok random ~ but do you know the doc where a woman is giving birth in the black sea(?) and then swimming with the baby and the placenta? I saw in when i had my first in birth class at a yoga studio and it was so insane but i can't remember what it is called. my husband and i tell people about it all the time.

elise irving

I choked when QT said bragging ohmygod

captain jes

just want to say i heard QT's "bragging" comment when austin said he called his mom, that no one picked up on and thought it was hilarious lmao

Nicole Torgerson

Only leaving a comment to let Mr. Will Neff know that I have bought and now received my Will Neff hot sauce

makaela

Idk man that umbilical cord theory from Hasan was pretty great...

Angelo S.

33 year old here to report that the mustache also plays with the 30-35 age demographic 👀 (Respectfully)

Christina Coviello

austin pls listen to hasan, you should definitely buzz and dye your hair it'll look so good

elif

Terrifyingly fun? 😂

J_corgW

I got 1 depo shot about 10 years ago and I stg it changed the trajectory of my life. It was the most insane and awful 3 months.

abigail

Will is so charismatic I would join his cult

anabelle planet

I wanted the depo shot but my doctor insisted that it wasn’t the safest option!

Claire

the birth convo means the world to me as someone who’s due in april — i genuinely appreciate having an open discussion about something that’s so common but still feels so taboo to so many people

karizmorgue

“The Barbs are too busy working at Sephora” has to be one of the best things Hasan has ever said 😂😂😂😂

Veronica aka ✨V✨

Big agree. It's not something people have a window into and so many people go in completely blind. They have no idea how long and hard it is but also the slow progression. They only see what is shown in movies where it's like AH water breaking AH I'm pushing Aw baby. But it's so long and slow and awesome :)

Summer

I am a doula and loved this birth talk segment. The way I was saying breach thru the screen lmao and the procedure to try and flip is called an inversion. As per the underwater blood balloon idea- the umbillacle cord will rot off very soon after birth. The placenta which cases the whole baby is also pushed out post-birth and that is what the cord is attached to. It is an organ and without the uterus and mother to give it blood it will die and rot like any organ that sits outside of a body. It stops pumping blood naturally after a short period and people do what is called "delayed cord clamping" meaning they let the blood pulse from the placenta to the baby, once the pulsing stops the cord turns white and that's when they cut it. Before, it was standard practice that they would clamp and cut when baby takes first breaths which is fine too there are different benefits and risks to either side, but if you didn't cut the cord the baby would most likely get an infection from the connection to the rotting tissue or potentially die.

Summer

Austin saying we're only mean to him lol

Molly C

Will is very sweet also cult leader material

Wheen L

did austin really call him DWAYNE newton?

Taylor

Amniotic fluid being in the middle ear generally drains in days to weeks, sometimes months. Its more likely you had repeated viral illnesses and that's why your hearing difficulties. Not that is actually matters - Parents sure can suck.

Alana Mary

Hasan, that's enough outta you (re: umbilical cord breathing idea)

scarletbabushka

I was a C-section birth (Mom has hip dysplasia) and deaf til I was 3 due to my ears being clogged from amniotic fluid (also my parents neglected to find out why I was basically unresponsive for my first 3 years to anything verbal). Pretty cool.

Do You Speak Elite?

Forever grateful for girly pop, QT. Between being constantly bombarded by work and politics, I needed some good tea to unwind 🍵

TogrutaBB

best girly pop so far! I love it when the boys get into it!!

Cypher Enthusiast

Getting called by Austin sounds terrifying

mikka

will looks like a fuckin musketeer with this facial hair

Kyra Hourston

Please let me give Austin my number omg

Joey

Hmmm couldn’t it also be like watching a rom com at a theatre. I think there is a notable emotional difference.

Sable M

The original line was "if cardi the qb im nic Lombardi." It got changed to "if quavo the qb im nick lambordi"

brandon laplant

161 Comments

Raul

Hey Will, careful thinking you can dose someone with severe mental trauma and or developmental issues with psyches, I gave my gf a heroic dose enema of psilo and all that happened was she learned she loved peeing into buckets..... she does enjoy seeing Molly and making snow angels though but yeah. It is a different experience for the neurodivergent.

KNutty

dang now i think i have a brain tumor

mya beckett

Hasan saying “mmm dirty girl” is a core memory now

Tily

I was a c section and me and my mom almost died

Korralicious

I hope you’re okay!

Korralicious

My mom was in labor for 8 hours at the hospital. They had to use forceps to pull me out because I wouldn't come out for whatever reason, I was just chilling in there lol. If you're wondering how bad it was physically, my mom got surgery down there years later- I believe it was labioplasty. When it came to my brother it was like, "oh that was fast"

2oV

Lmao yah I see it

Pushkar SB

im on the depo shot and literally had no idea THANK YOU QT!!!

Tay

debating if Nicki’s ass is science or angles: IT’S PADDING!!! like she might have a BBL or whatever but that insanely rounded shape is absolutely created with padding. sincerely, a drag artist <3

Elliott Goods

John Brown mention!! This episode had me cracking up

Greg Dittrich

I 100% agree with Will's take. I thought the way the birth was streamed made it an overall positive and educational experience for everyone. Especially young people. That being said. Not sure this needs to be a trend. :P

Boomtown

Qt is the reason why I’ve subscribed to the Patreon 🥰

Ty

Hasan is really a Nicki hater huh

Sarah

The stache plays this is Wills best look

Dylon

that was cardi’s verse, mama

ιм иσт нʋмαи

we are not participating in an influencer's birth situation as a village is when taking care of a woman giving birth. Watching a live-streamed birth is being an unconnected observer of a monetized spectacle. This is as much a replication of a "community birthing experience" as watching porn is an act of love.

Arabella

I know competitive charity is a complicated subject, but I would love a charity category at the Streamer Awards. There are so many people whose efforts could be highlighted, from Simplynailogical donating her membership money each month to a different charity, to LilSimsie, who every year spends the entire month of May streaming for St Jude's and hit one million this year, and of course events like the Cyclethon. I think it's great to honour these efforts with nominations and bring attention to them. Also, I think the Stream Awards have a category for best dressed of the night, for the people present and for people watching, which is a cool reason to get dressed up at home, but that award show is based around clips moreso than people, so maybe the competitive nature is different and the category has more room to be a fun activity.

Jamie Hauken

I had it too, worst experience of my life!

Jaquez

I was a huge barb from like 09-2017 but after that point I'd stopped listening to Western music for a while so stopped keeping up with her. Though I will always love Nicki, god these past years she has been on self-destruct and burning so many bridges being OTT and salty (not to mention making questionable decisions like her choice of husband, yikes). Queen just stfu and focus on your music, you don't need to be doing all this shit it's embarrassing.

Alanna M

currently in my reproductive unit in medical school 😂😂😂

bee a

To be fair, he was just straight up shut down in the beginning

Pushkar SB

Go Big Blue!

SoFarJohn

This episode would be so much more entertaining if Hasan wasn’t on his phone the whole time

Annie Monsalve

This episode?

Krissy Hunt

Im one of the few weirdos that was born with teeth. Doctors advice to my mom? “Just tell her no” like a 2 week old baby knows the word “no” lmao

Labyrinth.exe

The thing that bugged me about the fandy birth was the same issue I have with family vlogging. There’s no way for that kid to consent to that moment being filmed. Adds a whole other level to the “I never asked to be born” argument.

Sunday

ok currently tweaking out about being on the depo shot a few years ago BYE

Jess Jones

100% Austin's edible kicked in at some point during this bonus episode

Loubang

We know Austin does Hi Austin!

Krissy Hunt

Week one of requesting y'all to make a Christmas album for the patreon

AmFireAmDeath

that’s not very good bc ur not supposed to be on it longer then a year at a time 😭 i would get checked out

Lillianna Taft

Austin had that phone bit about gays not knowing the word "besmirch" and he's been trying to replicate it ever since. He should just be endlessly trying to surprise them with barbershop quartets

Sylvie

no one reads the patreon comments?

Brea Pringle

Like grinding?

Korralicious

Austin slowing moving down the ranking in Hasan's family

gregory

Ive been on the depo for 6 years 😀 im gonna hope this is a US issue heh (I am moving to miderna in December anyway due to weight gain)

Erin

‘I ride the dick like a pillow’ is an incredible line from QT lmaooo

Emma

If you’re born claiming you’re god there’s definitely going to be a bunch of people thinking you’re the Antichrist or something

Heron Garrett

Yeah its really telling that she brags about being the only female rapper to reach a certain level of success too. You'd think she'd want to help uplift other women because she had so fight hard to get recognized herself, instead she's constantly putting down all the female rappers that came after her.

NihilismRacoon

Damn calling the pussy rotten is savage jfc

NihilismRacoon

QT is there going to be after after after after party? #30rock

mad_sap

seeing my own comment in this video made dissociate

SAM

The guys not noticing QT jokingly saying "Bragging...." when they mentioned calling their moms is criminal 😂🤣

Benjamin Bruce

8165229239, dare you to call me first AustinShow....freakin' pudster

Benjamin Bruce

Austin losing piker points consistently

Simon Furletti

There should be a Producer of the Year!

YeetTheRich

Everyone but Austin has a great mustache

Isel Gonzalez

another banger ep and another banger patreon ep

RoseTano

Not Will screwing Hoss over on the patreon saying he doesn’t deserve an award lmao

Jojen

Has RFK heard about rotten puss and leading to autism?

JayyCoall

Marche trying to keep their attention by highlighting the tweets to read lolol. They need that.

Izzy

A womb balloon is crazy, Will lmaoo

YeetTheRich

Great ep!!

Jess

Happy belated birthday Marche!!!

Daniel

Saying you're a Cardi fan is a massive L ngl

Agni Empire

i think i need to shower after hearing that episode.

Antonio barajas

Biqtch is a drag queen streamer you could ask to present an award! :)

Katie Martens

The QT line “bragging” when Austin said he called his mom🥺

Erk

QT is Amelia Earheart would explain the fear of flying 👀👀👀

rynnybyn 💫💕💫

Favorite color is 5, INSANE💀

Judie

QT can eat the whole set if it prevents will from chomping in the mic

buggy

Not Will asking everyone if they want to do New Game+ for their life 😭 Also, holy shit. That Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj beef was fucking CRAZY

Gn753

FWIW I like that the Sapphire award exists and I think something to recognize smaller creators from underrepresented communities in the future could be cool

Sydney Welter

I guess the live component is different. A lot of things can go wrong during childbirth so there's that.

Swedish Malin

I had to finish a hike in the dark and was getting spooked and the Nicki Minaj Cardi B beef was weirdly comforting in one ear

Sydney Welter

Not only is Hasan right about the adult brain in a foetus argument, how could you possibly socialise with people your age when you're growing up, and how could you possibly date/have life experiences

Peter Street

Best gay lebanese flight sim streamer

Adoggman

At least Hasan didn't just read Twitter the whole episode.

Hermes Lopez

i think the streamer awards needs to have a category for best lebanese streamer

Gianna

QT looks so pretty this episode 🫶

Aud 💅

The Fear& after party sounds like a great idea

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

You should do best educational streamer

Isaiah Kaplan

hasan is so autistic this episode lol

Olivia Farrington

Nicki can’t handle competition imo. She was always the only female rapper in the early 2010s. Idk Cardi isn’t perfect but she seems to be the sane person in this beef lol. The racist comments from Nicki is inappropriate. At the end of the day, she defends a pedophile ( her brother) and married a rapist.

Maddy Hutson

I’m in tears at Hasan reading the tweets. At this point they need to just fight it out because this has been going on for years lmao Also the context to the lyric change in motor sport is that Nicki called Cardi B her “son” basically meaning that she’s beneath her and to belittle her and Cardi didn’t like that so she had to change the lyric. The bitch you my son go sit on the potty line in the song had Cardi’s name instead. The reason that Cardi threw the shoe at Nicki: Rapper Kodak Black got arrested for sexual assault and rape, and when he was released on parole, Cardi B tweeted “welcome back Kodak” and Nicki liked a tweet of someone quoting the tweet and the tweet said (I’m paraphrasing) it’s a shame that Cardi B is in support of a man like Kodak Black when she has a daughter. She had also liked and unliked other strange tweets about the situation.

~E~ ✨

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Austin

Ill let her know

Austin

Love when QT says she isn't lesbian, but then also says things like "I'm gonna eat your rug" 😂

Ziggy Stardust

I saw fandy scream on wills stream and cried. Like actually balled my eyes out for her while these dudes be joking it was very eye opening.

Jaxon Smith

Have an Austin Show award that you just give to Austin every year except when he calls out sick to the awards, then give it to Hasan

Simple Socialist

No, it's just garbage

KMLthe1

As every episode

KMLthe1

He's not gonna, he's always on his phone the whole pod

KMLthe1

thank you QT for carrying <3

Ayoub LWR

I say this with love, but I am starting a petition to make Hasan leave his phone in another room during these

Mads

the gasps and looks of disbelief as those nicki and cardi tweets were being read are priceless!!!

Ale

“Can I pay for that?” WILLIAM

Chloë Luczynski

42:35 btw 😭

Rora

I mean a Chinese tech company is already building a humanoid robot that can get pregnant and give birth...

VEEPEE

Hasan using THAT voice to talk about food is crazyyy

Rora

I hate they dragged the kids into it but the cardi nikki beef is so fucking funny

Malu Bresser

I wanna see Austin’s reaction to Brad Marchand moments lol, especially when he’s licking faces

Layla Whinehouse

24:01 okay i nearly pissed my pants at will and his nipple talk

Maddy Hutson

Taylor's album was great

Contently Shane

Qt if you read comments this time, I've loved watching you on this podcast and brought me to your stream. You taught me about baking, which my wife and kids appreciate. Came for Hasan, but you guys make this podcast so fun.

Robert Hanson

21:00 this conversation is so insane lmaoo

Maddy Hutson

i was on depo for … years. not freaking out at all.

Ameera Sylvian

girl it ain't that deep lol

remy

6:10 “bragging” they didn’t hear her but I did and I’m cackling lmaoo

Maddy Hutson

nicki is married to a pedophile and has defended her pedophile brother are we shocked she would reference a pedophile in a verse???

savannah

holy the end of this was insaaaaane

Bij

Pause on the cardi nikki drama(53ish minute mark)...the security guards did that to cardi. I saw the vid. If they weren't there Nicki would've been hadouken'd. And continue...

Jamie

Hasan reading the tweets has me fucking dying

Caleb Williams

supposedly the original line in Nicki’s verse of Motorsport was “if Cardi the QB I’m Mick Lombardi” but was changed to “if Quavo the QB I’m Mick Lombardi” idk why

stella

i did depo for over 2 years and i’m a hypochondriac… 🫠

maddi

OH MY GOD??? i was on the DEPO shot as a teenager and young adult and found out that it was only supposed to be used for 2 years max. BUT, when i was 17 (im like 90% positive i was on the shot) i had a brain CYST and had it removed??? the doctors NEVER found out what caused it, why the symptoms i experienced happened, and i still have no explanation for what happened then. but now i’m questioning if the Depo shot caused this and now i’m gonna look into the lawsuit. INSANE

Lauren

“Bragging” 😂 ☠️

Juju

Hasan on his phone the whole damn episode yeesh my man

conway1308

9.40 footling breech!

Az

asking “is that science??” about nicki’s ass is killing me

saturnvillage

Will should watch the japanese show Rebooting (brush up life) it explores his -being reborn with your adult experiences and knowledge- scenario. it's very wholesome

Marco

I was on the depo shot for 4 years, starting at 17 and now I have chronic migraines.

Maddsimoe

She had to find something to distract from the Taylor noise give her a break lol

Mehhlle

41:39 WILL YES, That’s what im saying!!!!

Mehhlle

we're all loving the mustache will

Aliyah

Will please keep the mustache 😭 it’s so sexy

Prince Skye

Will you look genuinely incredible in this episode it was hard to look away from you

ipsssen

Did not expect to see an absolute truth nuke on Nicki from Cardi B

Logan

Look, I don’t want to be that guy. But if I could get unbanned from Hasan’s chat that would be v cool. I made the mistake of shipping maya and Hasan and I am sorry.

Joey

Clearly you can tell throughout the video whenever Hasan reaches for his phone he is in fact zapping the crew to stay for the full Podcast.

Gat

you guy have to do the Fear& after after party but only stream it on the Patreon. love you guys/girls.

Joseph sena

if Hasan wins a Streamer Award Marche deserves his own copy for production

Grace Donnelly

QT, you gon have to redo that whole girlypop with ALL the info bc a lot was missing….

ιм иσт нʋмαи

Holy smokes, Qt was rolling with those Fear& after party ideas

Ian Overstreet

patreon episode longer than the youtube one omg this is what i pay for man

saturnvillage

There are a lot of Yt and twitch drag streamers QT!

Ian Overstreet

Maybe am just old and miss old school hip hop but its defo no longer my demographic.. that music video segment sounded so cringe... and thats ok to each their own..

Rebootcomputa

Hasan readin those tweets very well. Good job

JoyJoy Bean

Hasan the issue is not "There aren't enough researchers", The Issue is the funding.

LucyLun4r

girly pop nation was on fire today

Tyler .

Oooh Cardi/Nicki girlypop nation, I'm seated

Mary Fuller

Don’t let the haters stop you post it /s

Njoy

QT I’m pretty sure the “baneybee” want calling her Barney but Bartleby, which is a character that can’t do anything right

KellyAnn

Austin definitely getting the shock collar after breaking the mic

sergio ordonez

Whenever the topic of birth comes up it truly fascinates me how little people know. A major way I cope with things that scare me is to learn anything and everything there is to know about that thing. My whole life I have known I wanted children and I will give birth at some point so I’ve been learning about pregnancy/birth basically since I got access to the internet. Like I was in 2nd or 3rd grade straight up watching babies come out so Fandy’s stream was so mild and mundane that it was very amusing watching all these people be so engrossed by it. That being said birth is fascinating and I agree with Will that everyone should know a little more about it. Congrats to Fandy, Bryan, and Luna🥳🥳🥳

stella

Qt doesn't read this but dragtrashly would be a good drag queen presenter and she's a gaming streamer

Deanna

Austin: I called my mom. QT: bragging...

B Simms

I'm leaving this comment here in the hopes that it is more likely to be seen, but WILL. THANK YOU FOR HOCKEY. It's a crumb but please give me a fear & sports segment I'm begging especially w hockey

Coven pr1ncepunk

LET ME FIND OUT Y'ALL ARE BEING MEAN IN THE COMMENTS TO QT......

B Simms

The Girlypop theme song bothers me because it's a blatant ripoff of Billy Joel's "The Longest Time" (The snapping and the Ooh sound at the end) mixed with Wham!'s "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (It's just the inteo where they sing "Jitterbug" over and over). I wish Austin wasn't a plagiarist.

Sean Pikus

i was always a little obsessed with pregnancy in graduate school and went on to work in obstetrics research. I can’t wait to go watch the delivery stream, I’m so glad Will was able to see how beautiful and scary and fascinating the process is! Still not sure if i’ll ever do it myself but it’s so so so so important to support research and public education about pregnancy, delivery, etc. ❤️❤️❤️ (PS, perineal laceration isn’t guaranteed, but incidence can be around 80% of vaginal deliveries. Most are minor, with severe tears occurring in <10%. Always tell your doctors about concerns and ask questions!)

Marissa Werner

At least hasan has a tiny head

Isaiah Kaplan

if you didn't get RAM on the first listen then you never understood daft punk...*pally bubble hearth*

Ed

I took a child care class as an elective in college, it went over like giving birth through like child development stuff. I think everyone should take classes like that.

Matt Miller

People have been filming births on reality tv for years, I don’t see how this is any different or wrong to stream on twitch.

Young Turkish Delight

I've decided I no longer am going to engage in public discussions of Taylor. I have issues with some of the music but Taylor is such a big figure that no discussion about it feels productive any more if ever. How do I say Our Song is probably still one of my favorite Taylor songs it's one of the first ones I heard and the memories and the world building is so beautiful to someone who's like Jack Antonoff's production sucks all these songs sound the same.

Matt Miller

im only here for qt

Caitlyn Smith

QT i hope you have most fantastic day/days/weeks/months ever

Diana Lopez

QT said patreon comments are mean to her??? FIND THEM

ch0zo

"Why don't you mansplain it to me" - CHAD Anne

SorakaBananasOP

If I was born on a live stream I would....

BR34D

i'm glad QT was able to get some pre-show time to talk about taytay in a non-judgmental space

Tyler .

i watched the live birth on wills stream. hes right, it was strangely very beautiful to witness. i say this as a woman who doesnt wan't to have children lol.

eyezra

So should I just comment my phone number?

Grafo Anto

austin is absolutely getting cooked by the piker family holy shit XD

Tejas Mahadevan

I was yelling BREECH! BREECH! at you the whole time lol

Dim Greepus


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