EP. 155 - The Dark Will Rises [Video]
Added 2025-07-07 17:01:01 +0000 UTCComments
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j
2025-10-29 10:37:27 +0000 UTCI’m late, I can’t believe they pulled that Kung Fu YouTube video ICANT
CompetitiveTaichi
2025-08-21 20:42:06 +0000 UTCYou can just used balled up toliet paper. A sock is wild.
Remdragon8
2025-07-22 17:35:24 +0000 UTCThere is one?
melima
2025-07-20 15:01:28 +0000 UTCa sock is a new one to me.
alysiamariaaa
2025-07-19 21:36:47 +0000 UTCI've also done the wad of tp, but I'd absolutely bleed through that relatively quickly. I've never done it but I think if I was super desperate I'd try a sock...
Olivia
2025-07-19 16:26:40 +0000 UTCAll the love for QT. The story she told was so sad because imagine how much a kid doesn't want to engage or be honest with a particular elder that she thought to hurt herself like that. L adults. I hope the people around her right now are treating her right.
Pushkar SB
2025-07-19 03:11:10 +0000 UTCI've done a wad of toilet paper, but never a sock. Is this a universal experience?
Elisa Dennis
2025-07-17 21:27:38 +0000 UTCYeah I would do what Austin said, just use loads of toilet paper lol. Sock???
Alanna M
2025-07-17 14:20:21 +0000 UTCI CAME FOR THE ALWAYS SUNNY REACTION
MitraKesava
2025-07-17 08:41:46 +0000 UTCOH MY GOD THE POOP ON A SPOON!!! I DIED
Jose
2025-07-13 18:20:24 +0000 UTCnot a single of them missed the memo on dressing to impress this fine episode
tiffany
2025-07-13 03:06:22 +0000 UTCliterlly all stepmoms are evil actually
Shelby
2025-07-12 23:08:33 +0000 UTCWill Neff dead from a self inflicted poop spoon incident
Jess
2025-07-12 21:32:42 +0000 UTCOh my god... the poop spoon sent me to outer space. LOL not even regular space, im in outer space crying laughing... lmao
Tim
2025-07-12 21:19:17 +0000 UTCAustin, the Flight 171 preliminary report is out! We need you to give us the tea
Eden
2025-07-12 18:16:53 +0000 UTCWhen I'm try to explain what ADHD is to someone I'm just gonna show them this podcast episode.
MelonCider
2025-07-12 14:43:31 +0000 UTCA sock?????
Emily
2025-07-12 01:40:27 +0000 UTClmao I distinctly remember them in fact having that exact conversation with him before, he just keeps reverting to his confusion default
LeahGia
2025-07-11 19:06:41 +0000 UTCQT's fit is on point. That coat is fucking sick.
Metroid215
2025-07-11 16:33:58 +0000 UTCPeriod mishaps fucking suck, I grew up mormon and also bled on my best friends moms green couch she had crazy OCD and she HATED me. WHO THE FUCK HAS WHITE COUCHES THO!
LucyLun4r
2025-07-11 03:45:18 +0000 UTC17 minutes in and my new patreon membership has been more than validated. 😭
Tiffany Alexis
2025-07-11 02:05:08 +0000 UTCfr
Ed
2025-07-10 22:44:21 +0000 UTCThat QT story was a carnival of horrors
Mya Wilkes
2025-07-10 21:18:18 +0000 UTCNobody told Austin that pee and period aren't from the same pipes :(
Angela
2025-07-10 20:52:24 +0000 UTCI kept shouting "Play Always Sunny" at the screen whenever they brought it up and moved on lmao.
GodCilla
2025-07-10 20:08:12 +0000 UTCAt the end of a class in middle school, I stood up and saw a sea of blood on the chair (it was plastic). I just ran away and tied a hoodie around my waist. And I've never heard of the sock thing. I just use paper towel and jam it between the labia so it doesn't bleed through. 👍Stay strong, soldiers.
GodCilla
2025-07-10 20:06:31 +0000 UTCmarche so handsome need more marche cam
E Chin
2025-07-10 19:09:04 +0000 UTCpoop spoon is crazy
Hanni
2025-07-10 12:45:38 +0000 UTC15:00 Hasan, her name is QT CINDERELLA! you don't think a Disney-loving kid who has a stepmother who treated her badly is going to subconsciously identify with Cinderella?
Autie_Dino
2025-07-10 07:04:14 +0000 UTCMade me giggle 10/10
Carbon Monoxide
2025-07-10 06:06:52 +0000 UTCbecause you can wallow in your shame alone and nobody else has to know
M
2025-07-10 02:07:25 +0000 UTCif you check the main episode on youtube, the creator commented on it! should be one of the top comments
M
2025-07-10 01:50:52 +0000 UTCQT denied the Always Sunny clip that would've inspired her to watch the show 😢
grayemansam
2025-07-10 01:50:25 +0000 UTCShow Austin this http://xhslink.com/m/2PwvdgZo6dn 复制本条信息，打开【小红书】App查看精彩内容！
Contently Shane
2025-07-10 01:38:45 +0000 UTCBro go on rednote and look up Chinese hotels and cities and show Austin. He will freak the fuck out.
Contently Shane
2025-07-10 01:30:27 +0000 UTCqt is such a good storyteller
lib
2025-07-09 20:23:28 +0000 UTCAll the rides at Tokyo Disney Sea were in Japanese, and the Frozen ride was one of the greatest rides ever. Let It Go in Japanese got me so hyped 😂
Justin Sepulveda
2025-07-09 15:47:33 +0000 UTCAustin dresses so good now
My_Little_Teddy_Bear
2025-07-09 13:20:43 +0000 UTCNew band name "Poop Spoon"
Timeigotback
2025-07-09 13:08:29 +0000 UTCRight? Like it HAD to be on purpose lol
Eli Poven
2025-07-09 12:54:31 +0000 UTCBro - the spoon story from will made me laugh so damn hard
Hallucinate
2025-07-09 11:22:10 +0000 UTCJust like my GF QT had no chance.
KNutty
2025-07-09 11:02:21 +0000 UTCOliver twist 😂
Ahsan N
2025-07-09 07:58:45 +0000 UTCgirlypops dont have nasty stinky men feet so they wouldnt get athletes foot bozo
badguyRiRi
2025-07-09 06:34:39 +0000 UTCAbsolutely love Marche cam and mic🥳
Mi_los
2025-07-09 04:16:53 +0000 UTCcan someone link me to the always sunny edit since fear& will never watch it :(
M
2025-07-09 03:52:25 +0000 UTCmarche is looking absolutely radiant
M
2025-07-09 02:36:00 +0000 UTCwe better watch iasip next week 🤨
Lexy Trejo
2025-07-09 02:31:21 +0000 UTCOh, excuse me I just now have athletes foot in my pussy. That’s not embarrassing to have to tell the doctor later instead of the school nurse that you need a pad or a tampon.
Dylan Troyer
2025-07-09 02:18:54 +0000 UTCSo instead of spending 90 more seconds to see if QT likes the compilation, the woman has to spend 1-2 hours watching your television show before she “deserves” to watch it?? MEN
Kevin Stefanowicz
2025-07-09 01:46:52 +0000 UTCI love QT lore
Kim B.
2025-07-08 22:46:43 +0000 UTCi would love to have seen the reaction
Quinton
2025-07-08 22:40:13 +0000 UTCMarche is gorgeous and qt not getting to watch the its always sunny is such a travesty.
cleoauuur
2025-07-08 22:30:33 +0000 UTCSimilar story to Will's: when I was like 3 or 4, my Mom left me go in the bathroom alone. I shit a urinal. Still haven't asked how it got cleaned up
77katz77
2025-07-08 21:55:14 +0000 UTCI pee sitting down because the pee doesn't splash out and the bathroom keeps cleaner lol. I'm straight if that matters 😂
Lenin Valenzuela
2025-07-08 19:23:53 +0000 UTCHow beautiful can a man be? Marsh is the limit <3
Kira
2025-07-08 19:08:12 +0000 UTCI almost choked to death watching wills spoon story
Larnius
2025-07-08 18:53:29 +0000 UTC¨but what if i have to pee?¨ oh austin please never change
eep
2025-07-08 18:33:33 +0000 UTCTarot card/Psychic places have to be a front. How can they afford NYC storefronts charging $25 a reading. I've been saying this.
Andrew Colon
2025-07-08 18:30:56 +0000 UTCthe concept of being too embarrassed to ask the nurse for a pad but using a sock as a pad
gagged asf
2025-07-08 17:39:35 +0000 UTChow is going to the nurses office more embarrassing than using a sock to replace a pad….?
Paige
2025-07-08 17:00:02 +0000 UTCMaybe the real ‘always sunny’ was the friends we made along the way
Matthew
2025-07-08 16:31:23 +0000 UTCngl, I also pee sitting because its easier to keep the toilet clean. I categorize it the same way I do being hospitable and keeping tampons on hand even though I don't need them, and we all know who famously suggested THAT move.
TuskFangtooth
2025-07-08 16:22:33 +0000 UTCI'm a straight cis man and I mainly pee sitting down. My mom raised me that way because she didn't want to deal with a son who left the toilet seat up 😂
Eric Woodard
2025-07-08 15:55:06 +0000 UTCI’ve had three evil step parents I’m kinda curious about QTs stories
Lizzy Dealy
2025-07-08 15:46:58 +0000 UTCI have never even considered a sock would definitely wait for a girl to come in or use tp then go to nurse but we support other women
Lizzy Dealy
2025-07-08 15:30:09 +0000 UTCyou can easily go to chengdu (the gay city, but there are several) from chongqing, it's like 1 hour train ride
Wheen L
2025-07-08 15:22:20 +0000 UTCmarche, you're absolutely glowing today
Jessi Campbell
2025-07-08 14:41:23 +0000 UTCwill's family doesn't have a poop knife?
26days
2025-07-08 14:10:00 +0000 UTCGive Marche a raise right now he was straight babysitting this whole episode
Cameron Cravens
2025-07-08 14:05:12 +0000 UTCI TOO BLED THROUGH BRIGHT BLUE PANTS IN NINTH GRADE!!!
makaela
2025-07-08 13:58:03 +0000 UTCQT wanting so bad to watch the IASIP video and Hasan and Will just constantly diverting away from it was crazy 😭
Diarmaid Heavey
2025-07-08 13:54:19 +0000 UTCAmericans can't freely travel to Cuba. The U.S. has put massive travel and trade restrictions on them.
Kristófer E
2025-07-08 13:33:50 +0000 UTCThey need to order food with drone delivery in China. You can be in the middle of a park and order food from your phone and it gets delivered to the nearest kiosk by drone.
Kam Cheung
2025-07-08 13:29:36 +0000 UTCin hind sight i’m pissed i didn’t get clark kent hasan
teddy dorer
2025-07-08 13:17:14 +0000 UTCI've done the sock trick 😅
Gretchen
2025-07-08 12:46:54 +0000 UTCHasan more worried about going to Cuba than China?
Samee Ann
2025-07-08 12:39:03 +0000 UTCAs a former professional cosplayer for ten years— if it’s my money, my time spent on the costume, no one gets to tell me what to cosplay. You can kindly f+ck off 🖤🖤🖤 love you guys.
Lisa Lou Who
2025-07-08 12:00:06 +0000 UTCQT'S FACE WHEN THE EPISODE ENDS LOL
Rame Sulieman
2025-07-08 11:14:38 +0000 UTCQT you NEED the Mad Dog Fist. That is kind of a military grade anti stalker training.
Monkey D. Momo
2025-07-08 11:09:30 +0000 UTCThey were all looking at cosplays I thought, I guess Hasan never got his Space Marine armor
Murphdog53
2025-07-08 11:04:07 +0000 UTCThis was 55 minutes of everyones adhd fighting for first place. Let marche crack the whip to keep things on track
ImNOTgamingrn
2025-07-08 10:32:14 +0000 UTCI showed Will the Mad Dog Fist video I'm so happy! Edit: adhd ass podcast didn't even finish it 😭
Kreyain
2025-07-08 08:27:09 +0000 UTCI made this and it got no traction lol Always Sunny is one of my favorites shows. This is the group as characters from that show https://x.com/KyleBloom09/status/1794710692265971978
Nataksu Gaming
2025-07-08 08:08:20 +0000 UTCYeah this was definitely one of them... snoozefest The main was exponentially better
og_bobbiejohnson
2025-07-08 07:56:32 +0000 UTCsome weeks im just like damn i really be paying for this smh
noeyedeer
2025-07-08 07:28:32 +0000 UTCI do too and I'm straight. It's quite common in europe. Germany especially I think
KMLthe1
2025-07-08 07:20:10 +0000 UTCthe rage hasan felt w finding a china room video was me waiting for the always sunny clip
lamunas
2025-07-08 07:19:26 +0000 UTCWe need a Marche cam!!
KMLthe1
2025-07-08 07:17:20 +0000 UTCso disappointed. they didn't play its always sunny. its ADHD mania. can't stay with one topic.
mad_sap
2025-07-08 07:07:40 +0000 UTCUnfortunately period spots usually form at a very specific location thats not really able to be waved away. 😅 All the women definitely put it together as soon as the aunt called out the pants change.
Jamie Bierman
2025-07-08 06:58:12 +0000 UTCHasan wanted that Chinese hotel to somehow be better than hotels everywhere else in the world and as soon as it wasn't he was like "Marche what time we at?" lmao Austin was right and it hurt Hasan deep.
Pete Dodd
2025-07-08 06:28:04 +0000 UTCIt's finally happening!! hope to see the crew in Beijing (qt we need the girlie pop nation here as well...)
Jay
2025-07-08 06:24:22 +0000 UTCHOW COULD YOU DENY QT THE ALWAYS SUNNY COMPILATION I’ve never seen a full episode and I thought it was hilarious >:(
Ira Finn
2025-07-08 06:04:01 +0000 UTCSmall World! Never thought I'd here about Simi Valley on Fear&!
Shea Johnson
2025-07-08 06:03:56 +0000 UTCWe were all deprived of the Always Sunny :(
Gempetal
2025-07-08 06:01:32 +0000 UTCthis is the first time i'm hearing the correct pronunciation of aeropostale?? i'm 32 btw
Taylor
2025-07-08 05:59:49 +0000 UTC18:14 I’m crying 😭😭😭😭
Kroom012
2025-07-08 05:35:23 +0000 UTCOkay Tbffff uk love island is dramaaaaaa toooo
Parker Mattern
2025-07-08 05:33:22 +0000 UTCI'd NEVER tried or heard of anyone doing that before until this--honestly I'd probably have done that a couple times as a kid if, I'd not been 'taught' the toilet paper option. I feel like I'd get a yeast/bacterial infection so easily from that though
Avianna
2025-07-08 05:28:24 +0000 UTCEvery single time Austin mentions a grade/age next to a year/well known event in time, I end up needing to rewind the pod bc I find myself trying to do the math of the new age he has announced himself to be
Avianna
2025-07-08 05:24:52 +0000 UTCI j realized there’s a comment section this is my first Patreon sub and I been here for like so long lol
Parker Mattern
2025-07-08 05:22:39 +0000 UTC18:24 I’m screaming. Also it’s so so sweet of Will and Austin to tell an embarrassing story after Qt told her period story.
Maddy Hutson
2025-07-08 04:37:37 +0000 UTCThis season is messyyyy
Mariah B
2025-07-08 04:23:31 +0000 UTCPLEASE DO LOVE ISLAND SLIDE SHOWWW
Mariah B
2025-07-08 04:23:16 +0000 UTCthey kept distracting QT away from the Always Sunny video :sob:
4on4nam
2025-07-08 04:04:48 +0000 UTCI needed will's poop story hahahahahaha
Alegria
2025-07-08 03:40:16 +0000 UTCIt definitely feels like so many of them wanting to say/do different things which lead to none of them being done. But it is nice to hear the confirmation of China stream in September. I knew they been talking about it but hard confirmation is awesome news. Wish they did the always sunny for QT but she will see it regardless. Overall it was semi chaotic but was good information.
Commie_Carebear
2025-07-08 03:10:47 +0000 UTCi’ve never used a sock what. i always just make a pad out of toilet paper lol. i feel like a sock would mess up my ph or something
Riley Carlson
2025-07-08 03:00:10 +0000 UTCAs someone on ozempic they'd also be throwing up lol
Deanna
2025-07-08 02:55:01 +0000 UTCI sit when I pee and I'm bisexual. It just feels nicer than aiming especially at night. It's hand free and relaxing.
Commie_Carebear
2025-07-08 02:40:08 +0000 UTCI would like to see Will as Winter Soldier, and Hasan as Red Guardian, including with his russian accent lmao
Jojen
2025-07-08 02:38:47 +0000 UTCNot the best ep, but still a good one. My opinion and it’s just personal perception but crazy how Austin seems more tired now than when he had to travel for the show lol
Jojen
2025-07-08 02:35:42 +0000 UTCおめでとう！
’Rew
2025-07-08 02:33:41 +0000 UTCYou don’t launder it just spend cash cars not in your name
Njoy
2025-07-08 02:31:25 +0000 UTC“Don’t pick me; I’m crazy!! 🤪”
’Rew
2025-07-08 02:09:21 +0000 UTC我是白人混血
Commie_Carebear
2025-07-08 02:04:53 +0000 UTCMarche cam so funny
Kevin
2025-07-08 02:04:14 +0000 UTCNever expected to see Rantoni being watched on Fear& lol
Patriotic Oreos
2025-07-08 02:03:40 +0000 UTCI love the idea of QTs stand up being called “don’t pick me”
Hailey Dixon
2025-07-08 01:49:34 +0000 UTCThe "poop on a spoon" lore sent me dying during my workout. lmao
Do You Speak Elite?
2025-07-08 01:28:31 +0000 UTCQT could have said the blood on her blue pants was from her elbow :(
Daniel Scott
2025-07-08 01:22:11 +0000 UTCSum41 was my 2nd concert
Julian
2025-07-08 01:00:25 +0000 UTCWill should cosplay as the winter soldier
Coltanius
2025-07-08 00:42:00 +0000 UTCSo, Hasan, I feel like you’re half right about the Disney/English thing. The rides are in the native language BUT all the employees do have to be fluent in English. (It is possible that this only applies to Euro Disney, seeing as that’s the only international Disney park I’ve ever been to, but I do know that at least there all employees had to be fluent in French ~and~ English). Oh, and by the way, while 死人不会说话 (sǐrén bù huì shuōhuà) is the more literal “the dead cannot speak,” the more colloquial translation of “dead men tell no tales” would be 死无对证 (sǐwúduìzhèng). Not that any of you will likely read this… except for maybe Austin. Austin! If you’re reading this, pass it along! :) Sorry, I had to add this: I am a guy and I too sit when I pee. I am also gay, but I have girls tell me their boyfriends sit to pee when at their own houses (few do it in public stalls). Also, the ~correct~ answer for the morning wood issue is you pinch the tip really hard and it will make it go away relatively quickly. Pro tip to anyone else who has that problem in the future. And this podcast is so wild! I love it! Can’t believe I’m editing this again— Austin! There are Chinese-branded hotels that are often part of the American conglomerates. I am a member with IHG (e.g., Holiday Inn, Crowne Plaza) and they have a Chinese brand called HUALUXE Hotels & Resorts (華邑酒店及度假村) and I’m sure Marriott has their own version. In fact, I just looked it up and theirs is called Bonvoy and they have properties in Beijing, Shanghai, and Guangzhou. And lastly, the two Disney parks are in Shanghai and Hong Kong.
’Rew
2025-07-08 00:41:03 +0000 UTCChongqing to chengdu is super accessible via high speed rail, I highly recommend yall book the business class seats. Like going from Beijing to Shanghai is like a 4 hour train ride it’s crazy
André Öhman
2025-07-08 00:32:21 +0000 UTC3:55 "I'm not a Disney adult"
Greg Dittrich
2025-07-08 00:31:47 +0000 UTCSHAMEEEEEEE
Shea McGinley
2025-07-08 00:29:08 +0000 UTCYou don't use a sock, QT, you don't use a sock.
Lady Narcissus
2025-07-08 00:26:19 +0000 UTCThat is the first time in my life that i comment on anything, but also the only way i could find to reach out. Since end of may,the oniongate Episode, i Had no access to the Podcast or any Posts and finaly after over a month of correspondance with the patreon Support i just got my Access Back. I always paid my monthly membership since 2 years or more so i still don t get why i lost IT. And i realy love the pod it has been my comfort watch to cook and eat when i come home from Work around midnight on every monday for years since i started to watch Hasan videos for political commentary on america. I missed this a lot the last month i already wrote the Support that i think it should be fair to atleast pay me back my monthly fee for june,but they wrote me, that payments are the responsability of the content creators. I would ve normaly never posted all of this in Public but i didn t find any other way to contact any of you ( yes i am a doomer boomer i have no social Media,only WhatsApp for Friends and Family)
Jhonny
2025-07-08 00:02:42 +0000 UTCme too now im sad
M
2025-07-07 23:56:11 +0000 UTCAs someone who works in AML (anti money laundering), Will is 1000% right on the money on how to launder money from a cash intensive business
Hanako Johnson
2025-07-07 23:52:28 +0000 UTCQt with the douche sock. It’s like the woman’s poop sock.
Chris
2025-07-07 23:46:05 +0000 UTCI title this episode - you couldn’t waterboard this out of me.
Hanako Johnson
2025-07-07 23:44:48 +0000 UTCi have NEVER heard of ANYONE using a sock what ?!?!
Ashton H
2025-07-07 23:40:17 +0000 UTCApparently I am going to have to actually look up this Always Sunny Fear& cut to actually see what it looks like because I feel like I've just been teased about it for weeks!
Chris
2025-07-07 23:38:58 +0000 UTCREACT HARDER MARCHE
Alan
2025-07-07 23:32:28 +0000 UTCI'm sorry QTC cool and funny maybe But definitely not fine(as in ok)
HALEHYDRA
2025-07-07 23:21:31 +0000 UTCwas looking forward to always sunny :(
SirFartsAlot420
2025-07-07 23:16:05 +0000 UTCI don’t know how they kept it together for will’s poop story because I was loudly cackling
Molly C
2025-07-07 23:13:35 +0000 UTCMarche cam was kind of lacking today, we need more! Also austin, if you see this, I genuinely love your jeans. Those are good keep them.
mingle27
2025-07-07 23:08:34 +0000 UTC"when is your pp coming in" is my favorite thing said on this podcast ever
Limejuiceuwu
2025-07-07 23:01:45 +0000 UTCWill I did the same when I was 4
Max Carrillo
2025-07-07 22:50:38 +0000 UTCPlease don’t put dirty socks by your coochie
Zaynah
2025-07-07 22:49:36 +0000 UTCI manage a mattress store and I swear we are not a front. We are a relatively low volume location and average about $200,000/month in sales (more if it's a holiday) and there is very little overhead
Ted Edelstein
2025-07-07 22:40:36 +0000 UTCI love hearing about QT getting bullied because I had the same childhood I swear to god lmao
Sabrina Jankowski
2025-07-07 22:36:29 +0000 UTCMarche Cam!
Kyle Johnson
2025-07-07 22:23:37 +0000 UTCOne thing to note in Chengdu hotels, folks smoke and the rooms can smell like cigs. Was just there in Feb this year. Have to ask them to preform extra cleaning
seadirac
2025-07-07 22:21:38 +0000 UTCThe regular episode was one of the best they’ve ever done. Thank you Batman!
Mark
2025-07-07 22:12:50 +0000 UTCLove how when Hasan’s dad walks by everyone looks up at him and waves and Hasan just puts his head down and looks away like “why are are you here Dad” 😂
Preston Knight
2025-07-07 22:03:09 +0000 UTCThey gotta put QT in a sleeper hold and put a horse blinder on her and huck her in the cargo bay. WE NEED OUR QUEEN IN CHINA
Brandon Kelly
2025-07-07 21:55:42 +0000 UTCxiong ching?! Do some shit with that Trump impression chinese Guy he's from there
sam meeus
2025-07-07 21:49:59 +0000 UTCI absolutely can not wait until the girly pop nation love island breakdown
Marie
2025-07-07 21:43:28 +0000 UTCi actually really wanted to watch the always sunny video lol
talia
2025-07-07 21:38:02 +0000 UTCHoly shit. I didn't expect to see Rantoni Pepperoni on here
Jehan
2025-07-07 21:35:05 +0000 UTCCutting the elbow...no way that's real. ☠️
Snack_Guardian
2025-07-07 21:26:11 +0000 UTCTurns out batman doesn't need to beat up bad guys. Just his presence is enough to get everyone to admit to the most embarrassing shit. Piss pants, poop spoon, Mormon periods. Hasan already confessed to the Faptop, hes got nothing else to hide.
LJ
2025-07-07 21:24:52 +0000 UTCQT, you HAVE to release your tight 5 god damn!
conway1308
2025-07-07 21:16:52 +0000 UTCThe way Will is ready to go back in time and murder QT's family gives me faith in humanity.
Jamie
2025-07-07 21:11:46 +0000 UTCFuck taking Austin, take me lmao! I will 100% appreciate the amazing hotel and everything China has to offer! He just doesn’t know what T1 cities have to offer as “luxury”
Dylan Troyer
2025-07-07 21:05:20 +0000 UTCI've heard of chongqing being the lesbian city and chengdu the gay city
Alva
2025-07-07 21:05:02 +0000 UTCQT as Barbara Gordon is an amazing shout!
Gauze
2025-07-07 20:50:13 +0000 UTCWhy does Will's Marge sound like his sexpest Yoda 😭
godluvsaterrier
2025-07-07 20:49:04 +0000 UTCwill, in case nobody told you yet, that cosplay absolutely fucks
Tyler .
2025-07-07 20:46:17 +0000 UTCmy bday is september 15 too
steppingstone
2025-07-07 20:43:50 +0000 UTCFear& maddog fist is gunna be epic
Gauze
2025-07-07 20:38:25 +0000 UTCMarge simpson is dead
Haley
2025-07-07 20:37:11 +0000 UTCWait. Wills Batman???
Jehan
2025-07-07 20:36:56 +0000 UTCWill should cosplay as Duffman! With a belt of beer cans too, Thats be hilarious i think
Hector Chavez
2025-07-07 20:20:46 +0000 UTCYou know what? We gotta bring back the dumb coloured skinny jeans. Society was happier.
Joe Menjivar
2025-07-07 20:13:47 +0000 UTCI genuinely don't understand
Austin
2025-07-07 20:13:03 +0000 UTCNo!
Austin
2025-07-07 20:12:23 +0000 UTCI knew these ADHD degens were never going to finish that Its Always Sunny edit. And it is so good!!! SHAME
Andrea Joan
2025-07-07 20:07:13 +0000 UTCIts going to kill me watching them go to China. I went in 2017 and it changed my life entirely. I would do anything to go back
oxela
2025-07-07 20:06:36 +0000 UTCFinding out more every week about QT's backstory, going "she's just like me fr"
Courtney Fretwell
2025-07-07 20:05:15 +0000 UTCWatching this while at work was a mistake on my end, I apologize ☠️
TogrutaBB
2025-07-07 20:04:04 +0000 UTCwe will not rest until we get the reaction we deserve 🙏
Shea McGinley
2025-07-07 19:55:34 +0000 UTCMe too 😭
Shea McGinley
2025-07-07 19:55:18 +0000 UTCHow so?
tybahza
2025-07-07 19:46:17 +0000 UTChey I wanted to watch that it's always sunny compilation:(
oatmeek
2025-07-07 19:45:22 +0000 UTCWhen my husband & I first were dating in college, he'd forget to put the toilet seat down quite a bit. Once when I went to pee in the middle of the night, I sat on the toilet--NO SEAT--and literally fell into the toilet! 😭 I cried to him about it afterwards & he felt SO BAD for me that he began sitting while peeing ever since. 9 years later, we're still going strong 👍🏽😁🤭
TogrutaBB
2025-07-07 19:43:57 +0000 UTCngl im mad they didnt let qt watch the sunny edit …
isabeya!
2025-07-07 19:35:15 +0000 UTCplease do marge will !
molly lindley
2025-07-07 19:30:45 +0000 UTCI’m beefing with will for shutting down the always sunny reaction like 6 times lol. I wanted to see it too
CK12341
2025-07-07 19:28:31 +0000 UTCi’ve gotten so many comments from people saying they’ll start watching the show bc of my edit lol i literally made it for that explicit purpose!!! let her watch it!!!
Shea McGinley
2025-07-07 19:22:14 +0000 UTCMarche being the audience stand in when the crew are getting g weird is my favorite thing. I’m so glad you got a mic and camera for the reaction shots
4RoryVT
2025-07-07 19:21:17 +0000 UTCexactly, and as a heavy bleeder i honestly roll toilet paper in the shape of a tampon in a pinch. tmi ig but a dirty sock was worse to me LOL
isa
2025-07-07 19:16:38 +0000 UTCthe poo spoon story make me choke on my food from laughing.
Felicity
2025-07-07 19:13:21 +0000 UTCJUST LET HER WATCH THE ALWAYS SUNNY VIDEO MAYBE THAT WILL GET HER TO WATCH THE SHOW
Aspy 130
2025-07-07 19:11:40 +0000 UTCHow many times does qt need to ask for something☹️☹️
Melanie Stewart
2025-07-07 19:10:22 +0000 UTCTHANK YOU!!!!!
Shea McGinley
2025-07-07 18:51:18 +0000 UTCTHANK YOU!!!
Shea McGinley
2025-07-07 18:51:13 +0000 UTChorrendous vibes by the end lmao
Ed
2025-07-07 18:50:54 +0000 UTCI work in a middle school and the girls will just walk into the office and loudly announce what they need, I think hopefully this is getting less taboo
Benjamin G
2025-07-07 18:47:58 +0000 UTCIt's not gay to sit while peeing. In my home, if I miss I clean it up. I don't wanna keep cleaning.
Vash Carrison
2025-07-07 18:46:22 +0000 UTCa used sock near your cooch cannot be hygenic, tf??? lmao, bunched up toilet paper works great in a pinch and you just change it more often than you would a pad
Alondra Alanis
2025-07-07 18:45:25 +0000 UTCIs someone going to tell Austin that even if there was a sock shoved up the vagina, a woman could still pee?
Amy Beitzel
2025-07-07 18:38:04 +0000 UTCJust watched the always sunny video...can confirm, extremely accurate.
mentallygrowing247
2025-07-07 18:34:50 +0000 UTCMy family owns a cleaning business and out of respect and experience, all the men in my house pee sitting down lol. Yall just be making messes otherwise and it's a fucking pain to clean up when you could literally just sit if no urinal is available
Brooklyn Gordon
2025-07-07 18:30:25 +0000 UTCThe way I was just looking into booking a Chongqing trip for me and my friends too HAHA. Austin the hotels there are way better than what you saw here, you're going to love it!!
Balint
2025-07-07 18:29:56 +0000 UTCPatreon got the exclusive Marche Cam this week
YeetTheRich
2025-07-07 18:26:41 +0000 UTCNo one addressed the fact that Austin seems to think that pee comes out of the vagina??
Caleb Galey
2025-07-07 18:16:29 +0000 UTCAs a white person from middle of nowhere America, I've never done that either. I thought Austin was right with the paper towels and toilet paper then getting embarrassed and going to the nurse 😂
Daydream_Ow
2025-07-07 18:16:03 +0000 UTCI'm upset they didn't react to Always Sunny, I've never watched the show and I thought the edit was hilarious 😭
Mary Fuller
2025-07-07 18:15:24 +0000 UTCAs someone's whose never seen always sunny, you do NOT need to watch the show to think the edit is funny. LET QT WATCH IT!!
Attabui
2025-07-07 18:12:36 +0000 UTCmarche needs to be paid more
SVZN77
2025-07-07 18:05:46 +0000 UTCI'm crying at work laughing in mute hearing at Will's poop story 😭😭😭😭
dietcoke
2025-07-07 17:59:29 +0000 UTCI'm from england and it seems more so over here that it's normal to stand up i know of people who sit down but most of the time it's standing up
Curtis Robinson
2025-07-07 17:57:50 +0000 UTCalso about the period thing i'd just ask any other girl it's not that embarrassing
vindo
2025-07-07 17:54:20 +0000 UTCI'm sorry. I need to hear from other dudes about sitting when peeing. I am from Germany and every guy I know sits when peeing if there is no urinal and only a normal toilet. Is this different in the US? Or am I also in a bubble in Germany with unusual peeing preferences?
Lastanor
2025-07-07 17:53:52 +0000 UTCchongqing is insane, i am so jealous
vindo
2025-07-07 17:49:53 +0000 UTCCan’t wait for Fear& 🇨🇳
Breno Bezerra Bluhm
2025-07-07 17:47:33 +0000 UTCJesus Christ 😭
AbrahamB.
2025-07-07 17:47:02 +0000 UTCThe Will spoon story 😂 💩🥄
Lenny
2025-07-07 17:40:44 +0000 UTCI love Austin saying "that's different" holding back laughter as soon as will told his poop spoon story😭🤣
Austin Heitzman
2025-07-07 17:35:30 +0000 UTCI agree! Always Sunny is one of the most unhinged hilarious shows. Ever.
PukingGlitter🏴
2025-07-07 17:29:59 +0000 UTCwoah why is batmans voice different here?? he sounds like….will neff?? it’s almost like he’s still here 💔
saturnvillage
2025-07-07 17:29:46 +0000 UTCa sock??? lmaooo is that a white people thing or something? I have never heard of that, I just ball up a bunch of toilet paper
Chey Longhini
2025-07-07 17:29:39 +0000 UTCAnyone else wanna drop an embarrassing story in the comments? I need a good laugh
PukingGlitter🏴
2025-07-07 17:28:35 +0000 UTCThe spoon and poop story by Will was definitely worse and helped me forget about QTs completely natural period story 🤣🤣
PukingGlitter🏴
2025-07-07 17:24:22 +0000 UTCqt & austin please watch the rest of the always sunny edit it’s funny without having seen the show i promise 💔 hasan & will do we have beef now…. - the person who made the edit
Shea McGinley
2025-07-07 17:16:43 +0000 UTCjust go to the bathroom between every class to replace, too. you only have two socks.
Mai
2025-07-07 17:14:50 +0000 UTCdisagree with qt -- *balled up* toilet paper can last a long time. If you fold it up nicely it is not as absorbent.
Mai
2025-07-07 17:14:05 +0000 UTCOk behind the paywall we can admit the gang is CLEARLY on ozempic and shitting themselves constantly 😂
Jackie Sumsky
2025-07-07 17:10:33 +0000 UTC
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