Jade Dragon Slayer (Patreon) (Exclusive) (CH 1)

A/N: This story is rated M for mature content not suitable for children.

Naruto x Fairy Tail

Jade Dragon Slayer Naruto, Maybe God Slayer too

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Chapter 1: Panty Dragon Slayer

Earthland

Year: ????

A jade green dragon was flying in the sky with a giant smile on his face, and he was going to meet up with his friend Animus along with another dragon to attack a human village that was developing weapons to slay dragons.

"Who do those rotten stinking humans think they are?" The green dragon grumbled angrily. "We used to protect them, but then they just turned and attacked us."

The green dragon got pissed off thinking of all the years of friendship he wasted with those humans. He was once the protector of a small human settlement, but suddenly, one day, a human with dragon-slaying magic attacked him, while the people of the village he protected called for his death.

That was the day Zirconis, the jade dragon, lost all respect and love for humanity. Deep down, the dragon knew not all humans were evil, just as not all dragons were good, but in the end, humans were a threat to his kind, so he would do what was necessary.

"Sigh, how did things end up this way," Zirconis said out loud. He didn't really like killing or even fighting all that much; he would rather use his magic to strip sexy women and steal their underwear. "I haven't gotten any new pairs of panties in forever."

As Zirconis complained about his lack of getting any panties to eat, he heard what sounded like the cry of a baby human coming from what looked to be an abandoned shrine.

"What the hell," Zirconis exclaimed as he saw what looked to be a blonde-haired human baby on an altar that looked like it was used for human sacrifice. But that wasn't what shocked him; it was the dead bodies of the humans around him. The bodies were shredded.

The green dragon looked around cautiously. He didn't live this long by being arrogant and stupid. He knew that there were beings like gods who could slay dragons, and right now, he was in an unknown god's temple.

"What could have done this," the dragon said out loud as he didn't sense anything or anyone. He looked at the baby, who looked back at him unflinchingly. "Now what to do with you," he said.

"I can just eat you," the dragon said with a large grin, making the baby giggle at the funny face the dragon was making, which would usually send other humans running in fear. "But you are not even a small snack."

"I can just leave you here and pretend like this never happened, but for some reason, I think we met because of fate (aka the author)," The green dragon pondered.

Zirconis watched as the baby played around with the blanket he was covered in, so innocent and unaware of the dangers around him. This brought a smile to the dragon's face for unknown reasons.

The green dragon started to ponder his own situation. The war with the humans and dragons who protected them was not going in their favor mostly because the pro-human dragon started to teach humans dragon slaying magic.

"If the war keeps on going like it is, the dragon race is going to become extinct," Zirconis admitted to himself. The time of the dragon race to rule supreme was over. "But maybe I can leave behind a legacy when I too fall."

Zirconis looked at the blonde baby who had an abnormal amount of magical energy. He could make him his legacy, someone to show the world the power of the jade dragon and his apprentice in the art of perversion.

"At least I won't be bored," Zirconis said, as he could already tell that the blonde baby was going to turn the world upside down.

Earthland

Year: X784

A blonde young man who looked to be around 18 years old had a newspaper in his hands. He was reading about various guilds, such as Fairy Tail and Phantom Lord, both of which were some of the strongest guilds in the Kingdom of Fiore.

The blonde wasn't looking to join one of those guilds. No, he was looking at the sexy female members and wondering what kind of underwear they had on.

"I wonder how Erza's panties would taste like, or maybe Juvia's," The blonde said as a perverted smile made its way on his face. "Maybe one day I will find out."

Suddenly, all the beautiful women of Fiore and beyond felt a shiver go down their spines for some unknown reason as they looked around in fear.

"I wonder where Zirconia went. He just abandoned me here without saying anything," the blonde man who is the apprentice and son of the Jade Dragon, Naruto Uzumaki said in a sad voice. But soon, his frown turned into a wide perverted smile. "But at least he left me somewhere that had plenty of beautiful women with sexy underwear."

"Well, that's enough moping around. I think I'll go on a panty raid to make myself feel better," Naruto stated as he headed out in search of panties.

Fast Forward

Fiore [Hargeon Town]

Naruto had traveled to Hargeon Town not because it was one of the most beautiful sea port town in all of Fiore but because it has one of largest population of sexy women which mean it was a perfect location for a panty raid.

"Get back here, you pervert!" The shout of a woman rang through the crowded street as she and a group of angry women chased down a familiar blonde man with a huge sack on his back and a pair of women's underwear on his head. "Give us back our panties!"

"Like hell I'm going to return this bountiful feast," Naruto responded in outrage at the thought of losing his treasure. "You all will not touch my precious."

"That blonde bastard is crazy, quick let's catch him before he gets away," shouted a redhead next to the first woman who spoke. She had short blonde hair. "Who would know what he plans to do with our panties?"

The woman shuddered at the thought and picked up the speed, making Naruto panic as they closed in on him with dark looks on their otherwise pretty faces.

"For panties!" Naruto roared as he ran faster, to the women's disbelief, "You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Naruto Uzumaki, the panty dragon slayer."

The women could only watch with jaws touching the ground as Naruto disappeared in a burst of speed. They stopped running and were now just looking at where the blonde was last.

"That little pervert got away with all of my panties, including the one I was wearing," a brunette exclaimed in rage and frustration. "I will have to buy a whole new set of underwear now."

"Fuck," another woman cursed. She had green hair, and the blonde man had not only robbed their panties but also took the underwear they were wearing. "That fucking bastard."

All the women present agreed with the woman. Naruto had not only robbed them of their underwear but, as a few of them who had short skirts felt a gentle breeze blow against their bare crotches, they all got flustered and used their hands to keep their skirts in place. The blonde man had humiliated them, and he would pay.

Naruto appeared not too far away from the women he just robbed. He reached into his sack and pulled out a red g-string that belonged to a cute redhead. It was still warm and had the woman's feminine scent on it. He took a whiff of it before balling it up and eating it.

"That was delicious," Naruto said with a dreamy voice. He loved the taste of a freshly worn panty just as much as his father Zirconis did.

"It's time to go to another town," Naruto said to himself as he walked away from the chaos he just created. He could still hear the women whose underwear he had stolen screaming and swearing vengeance against him.

Fast Forward

Naruto had been traveling for almost two days to get to his next location. He had eaten all the candy he had stolen, so he couldn't wait to get to the next town.

The Uzumaki looked at the night sky filled with stars, and his mind wondered to the memories of his past as the ninja Naruto Uzumaki, but he shook his head clear.

Naruto the Jade Dragon Slayer didn't consider himself to be the ninja Naruto Uzumaki, just like Naruto was not the first Hokage or Ashura. They are all different people, so all the Dragon Slayer did was use the memory of his past life to help him grow.

"My, what a beautiful night we are having," a woman's voice stated a few feet away from Naruto. She had pink hair, green eyes, and wore a kimono. "You are Naruto Uzumaki, the panty dragon slayer."

The woman had an amused look on her face as her two companions, one was a muscular man with an owl's head and the other had long dark hair and eyes.

"You know my name, beautiful, but I don't have yours," Naruto said with a charming smile, getting a smile from the pink-haired woman in response.

"Oh me oh my, where are my manners? My name is Ikaruga, and these are my companions, Fukuro and Vidaldus Taka. It's nice to meet you," the pink-haired woman said with an innocent look, as her teammates had bloodthirsty looks on their faces.

"Ikaruga," Naruto repeated her name, ignoring her male companion's name entirely to their annoyance, "that is a beautiful name for a beautiful woman."

"You are such a charmer, but sadly, we are here on business," Ikaruga said as she took out her sword. "We were hired to kill you."

"There is nothing charming about this loser Ikaruga; he is just a pervert," Vidaldus Taka said as he tried to impress the pink-haired woman, who just smiled politely at him. "Let's just kill this bastard now."

Fukuro just gave a nod in agreement as he and his companion just wanted to eliminate the perverted blonde and get this mission over with and done.

"Who would want me dead," Naruto said out loud as he remembered the woman he robbed a few days back. "It wouldn't happen to be some woman from Hargeon Town that hired you."

"I can't reveal who had contracted us, but from what I heard, you have been a nasty boy that needs to be punished," Ikaruga said as she got into a stance to draw her sword.

The pink-haired woman's companions also got ready to attack. Naruto noted the man with dark hair and eyes transformed into what he could only describe as a punk rocker, while the man with owl-like head ignited the two rockets on his back.

"The only ones I could think I angered are some of the women in Hargeon Town, but I don't think it would be enough for them to send assassins after me," he mused.

The pink-haired woman didn't answer the blonde dragon slayer, but her smile got wider, showing that he hit the nail on the head.

What Naruto didn't know was that one of the panties he stole belonged to the daughter of the head of a drug ring, and he had connections to several dark guilds, including the one they were from. He had hired them to take the head of the man who had soiled his daughter's honor.

Ikaruga almost laughed at the man's idiocy; his daughter was a whore, if she ever saw one. But money was money, so they accepted the job, and here they were.

"Can I talk you out of attacking me? I don't like hurting women," Naruto asked sincerely, looking at Ikaruga. He didn't care if her male teammates attacked; he would kick their asses no problem. He just didn't like hitting sexy women. "I would even promise to not steal your panties today."

"Oh my, you are quite the gentleman, but sadly, I already accepted the assassination request, so be a good boy and die for me," Ikaruga said with a smile. She realized Naruto had only been focused on her while ignoring her teammates. To her amusement, he promised not to steal her panties today, but that meant he could steal them another day.

There was an unseen signal as the two sides clashed; Naruto dodged slashes that Ikaruga somehow aimed at him from ten feet away, her owl-like teammate flew at him like a bolt, but Naruto made quick work of him with a fist to his stomach.

"You bastard, how dare you do that to Fukuro? I will kill you," Vidaldus Taka said, enraged as he watched his friend vomit out blood from the attack.

"You're still here, aren't you? Take your piece of shit friend and leave," Naruto said in a bored voice with a hint of killing intent. He didn't really care for men interfering with him getting closer to a beautiful woman.

"Die," Vidaldus Taka shouted as his hair moved on its own to attack the blonde like spears while he played a guitar using his sound magic to confuse the blonde.

"Jade Dragon Claw," Naruto exclaimed as green energy claws came from his hands and extended outward, cutting through Vidaldus Taka's hair and slamming into him, destroying his guitar and also knocking him out cold.

Ikaruga looked on in shock as his two teammates were taken down so easily. None of them expected that pervert to be this strong.

"Do you still want to do this?" Naruto asked Ikaruga with a serious look; all previous goofy nature was gone. Here was the true son of Zirconis, Naruto, the Jade Dragon Slayer.

"I already accepted the mission, so sadly I must," Ikaruga replied, regaining her composure after seeing her teammates get put down so easily.

"Pity," Naruto said as his eyes started to glow green, an aura of power cloaking him. Ikaruga got into a stance with her katana sheathed, ready to draw it at a single moment's notice.

"Jade Dragon's King Iron Fist," Naruto exclaimed as his hand, covered in what looked to be green scales, collided with Ikaruga's blade, making a shock wave.

"Yasha's Empty Flash," Ikaruga said as she attacked the blonde man again and again. Her blade didn't touch him, but invisible blades slashed at Naruto. He was fast enough to block them with his dragon scale-covered arms.

Ikaruga was slightly surprised that her attack had no effect on Naruto's arms, but she didn't let that stop her. The pink-haired woman prepared her next attack.

"You are really strong, pervert, but I will not lose to you, Garuda Flame," Ikaruga focused her magic for her next attack.

"Jade Dragon's secret Technique Emperor's armor," Naruto shouted as he felt Ikaruga's magic spike as she attacked.

Blades of white-hot flames assaulted Naruto. He was slashed from all sides until a huge explosion happened because of the force and power of Ikaruga's attack.

"Sigh, that was harder than I thought it was," Ikaruga said as she didn't sense Naruto's magic in the dust cloud, so she assumed she killed him. She turned to go help her teammates but froze when she felt a killing intent.

Ikaruga turned to see Naruto coming from the dust cloud changed. He looked like a half-humanoid dragon with green wings on his back, and the left side of his body transformed into that of a dragon. There was green dust around the blonde that, if she knew, protected him from her attack because he didn't have a scratch on him.

"That was a good attack, but it lacks the power to harm a true dragon," Naruto stated as he transformed back into his full human form. "Now it is my turn to attack."

"Here I come, Jade Dragon Twister," Naruto shouted as cyclones formed around Ikaruga.

"That won't work on me," Ikaruga said as she cut the cyclones to pieces.

Naruto used his speed to get within Ikaruga's range, and they started exchanging blows, katana vs fist. The two moved at speeds that created shock waves from every clash.

The more they clashed, the more it became apparent who had the advantage. Ikaruga's katana started to crack from every blow of Naruto's fist.

"Take this," Naruto yelled as he aimed a punch at Ikaruga's head. She reacted on instinct and blocked with her katana, but that was all the blade could take as it shattered from the hit.

Ikaruga tried to slash Naruto with her broken blade, but the blonde grabbed her by her neck and hand and lifted her off the ground, showing the difference in strength.

"Let me go, you bastard," Ikaruga shouted in panic. She tried to kick the blonde in the balls, but her attack hurt her more than him.

Naruto smirked at the pink-haired woman. It was the first time he had seen her look so flustered. He had met her before, but it looked good on her. She was a murdering bitch, so he had no problem teaching her a lesson.

Naruto got tired of her struggling, so he threw her in the air and let out one of his strongest attacks, Jade Dragon's Roar. Ikaruga screamed in fear at the incoming attack. She could only brace herself for the pain to come.

Ikaruga waited and waited for the pain to come, but it never did. Once the attack stopped, she fell to the unforgiving ground below.

"You have a nice pair of tits," Naruto stated as he looked at Ikaruga. The pink-haired woman took a second to register his words, and then she looked down to see her naked form. Her large breasts with pink nipples and waxed pussy were on display.

"Kyaaa," Ikaruga screamed out as she crouched down to try to hide her nude body. Usually, she would not have let her being naked affect a mission, but her near-death experience and the suddenness of the situation caught her off-guard.

"Well that is that, now time for a snack," Naruto said as he had a red g-string in his hand, Ikaruga watched in horror as she realized that it was her panties as the blonde balled it up and ate it "hmmm that is delicious, dad is right freshly worn panties are the best."

Ikaruga just stared at the blonde in disbelief. As an assassin, she had learned to kill her emotions, but all that failed her now as her feminine fury erupted.

"You damn pervert, I will get you for this," Ikaruga cursed the blonde who looked at her with boredom. He had gotten what he wanted from her, now it was time to go. "I will never forgive you for this. Mark my words, I'll cut you into small pieces the next time I see you."

Naruto turned and left the naked woman with her two teammates incapacitated. "Are you listening to me, you bastard? I'll get you for this," Ikaruga yelled in fury until her face turned red, but her words fell on deaf ears as the blonde walked away.

Chapter End

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A/N: Hey, this is a story idea I had after reading another creator's fic about Naruto being trained by Zirconis, but I've added my own twist to it.