First time I ever thanked someone for a dick pic
Added 2024-10-02 14:35:57 +0000 UTC
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As soon as I saw this, I heard in my head “it’s so veiny!” From the movie Waiting
Bruticus42
2025-09-14 13:51:19 +0000 UTCall this talk about dick pics...what the hell, why not? here goes https://fixquotes.com/photo/author/richard-m-nixon_99c8z_800.jpg
John Fowler
2025-01-17 00:09:33 +0000 UTCSending unsolicited dick pics is already bad enough, but bragging and then proving you fall wildly short of said brag is truly some next-level stupid! At lease you got some content out of it I guess lol
Dan Prati
2024-11-16 05:35:49 +0000 UTCIf you need ammo for future offenders, let a guy know.
Tom
2024-10-14 19:54:33 +0000 UTCAlso, there goes my size queen fantasy! Can't win them all.
Tom
2024-10-10 03:40:55 +0000 UTCI don’t get the unsolicited dick pic thing. Never have. But with the advent of the internet, I wonder if this is not some misguided and misinformed idea of flexing, or driving the souped up car, etc. taken to a whole new level. Either way, it’s toxic and it needs to stop. Just my opinion.
Daniel Pagan
2024-10-09 04:06:38 +0000 UTCHahha! I don’t know. I guess it’s an unseen body part to most?
Lawrence Luk
2024-10-03 15:17:29 +0000 UTCWhy would you voice such a thought?
Hippie
2024-10-03 15:13:14 +0000 UTCHas anyone ever sent an unsolicited butthole pic?
Lawrence Luk
2024-10-03 15:12:54 +0000 UTC6 inches is above average too 🫡
Zephyrs_Horizon
2024-10-03 11:29:54 +0000 UTCIf people could properly ask for consent after a good conversation and have established good chemistry, there should be no problem.
Tom
2024-10-02 23:31:05 +0000 UTCReceiving an unsolicited dick pic is no different than a man standing on the sidewalk and flashing you. It should be the same charge and the offender should be put on the sex offender list for say 10 years.
Todd Lamothe
2024-10-02 20:04:35 +0000 UTCYou could also reply saying excuse me I really can't tell if it's Mr or Mrs from your photos can you send another 1 using a magnification lense
Spencer White
2024-10-02 19:54:29 +0000 UTCThis dude drives a lifted dodge 4x4 ,bought a Harley and white addidas after watching sons of anarchy. And fondles himself while watching CHIPS
Spencer White
2024-10-02 19:51:40 +0000 UTCIn my case, the lady and I were friends that were leaning towards dating.
Germaine Guynes
2024-10-02 19:26:54 +0000 UTC(Sarah) this is the way
Hippie
2024-10-02 19:01:34 +0000 UTCFlaccid, my penis looks like a blind newborn vole with a receding hairline. Erect, it looks like all of the other dicks I have seen. In either condition I have zero intention of showing it to someone who isn't either 1) a partner that I am intimate with or 2) a trained medical professional. The idea of taking a pic of it and then sending it, unsolicited, to complete strangers goes beyond my ken, pun intended.
Ian Fleming
2024-10-02 18:56:10 +0000 UTC(Sarah) my favorite response to an unsolicited stick pic is to ask them why they've sent me a picture of what is clearly a child's. My second favor is to send back one that is obnoxiously huge.
Hippie
2024-10-02 18:32:55 +0000 UTCMaybe he meant centimeters. I sent a dick pick and actually got titties in return. It works......10% of the time. You also run the risk of getting exposed on the Internet for years to come.
Germaine Guynes
2024-10-02 18:28:48 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 As a man, I can honestly say, I don’t have a single fucking clue why dudes do this… But this is funny shit right here lmfao
Sam Stephen
2024-10-02 16:17:15 +0000 UTCI made the mistake of assuming it would be some art or jewelry or something. NOPE... 😖
E
2024-10-02 15:13:53 +0000 UTCI've received them, long story, well, actually, short story for another time. My wife complained as she never received one, so, being a good husband...😜
Fred Terling
2024-10-02 15:08:00 +0000 UTCThey think you'll immediately call your mom and say something like "Mother, I have a new suitor!"
calvinit21
2024-10-02 14:59:56 +0000 UTCI was fully expecting never going to give you up...........
LeeNVal
2024-10-02 14:57:11 +0000 UTCDumb ass that's exactly what he gets!!! #baitandswitch #metricsystem
Rich Blackman
2024-10-02 14:52:30 +0000 UTCI was wrong...Still funny though.
ja ja
2024-10-02 14:48:51 +0000 UTCBefore watching the video I predict it's about a funny picture Richard Nixon or something.
ja ja
2024-10-02 14:47:35 +0000 UTCHey some dudes are into getting their dicks laughed at. You just became someone’s kink today
TJtriumphant
2024-10-02 14:38:53 +0000 UTC
