Sometimes I just combine luxury with random words in Google. I need to stop.
Added 2024-09-20 13:53:31 +0000 UTC
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He is such a lucky guy. I would have to use Captain America's shield as a codpiece 😄
Fablanta
2024-09-28 00:26:54 +0000 UTC
A) note *this* was a set of pics I enjoyed! *
B) strangely, that seems a comparatively low price? Given materials, time to make, and lack of competition, I mean.
C) compare to chain mail bikini for women - this is for either the HARDCORE scadian/renfaire attendee/LARPer *or* the VERY dedicated BDSM fashionista.
And I think that's kind of beautiful, in a... cuckoo- cloudlander sort of way
* Not that the pics of our hostesses weren't lovely! But for those of us for whom pics of women in bikinis is merely an aesthetic/ academic appreciate of an artistic composition, seeing a similar composition centered on a form aimed at those who appreciate *male* near- nudity is very... nice. Yup, that's the word I'm going with, *nice* 😇🤣
Elizabeth Barnett
2024-09-20 19:27:41 +0000 UTC
People just have money to waste on the weirdest shit!!! Lol
Rich Blackman
2024-09-20 17:49:34 +0000 UTC
It is amazing the things I haven't given much thought, but this is one of those things now that I've seen will surely end up in my conversation at lunch.
Oldsalt
2024-09-20 14:55:04 +0000 UTC
I proudly get all my clothes from Costco, so believe me when I tell you I'm definitely not a fashion expert.
But I'm REALLY curious what kind of life event exists where a dude would need one of these.
calvinit21
2024-09-20 14:15:30 +0000 UTC
Preach
Hippie
2024-09-20 14:13:55 +0000 UTC
You can’t just take a regular word and add a fashion term! You end up with “Eye Jewelry” or “Butt Flaps.” 🤣
Jonathan Ziegler
2024-09-20 14:13:30 +0000 UTC
Let's be honest here. With as much metal as he had splitting his cheeks and hanging off the front acting as a heat sink, that man's bits have turned him into a ball-chinian out of self preservation. And that doesn't even get into the hair pulling and pinching that much chain in your crack is going to do without nairing everything from the neck down.
jason sexton
2024-09-20 14:10:16 +0000 UTC
Imagine how cold that would feel at first and you'd might need a tetanus shot afterwards.
Nate Hernandez
2024-09-20 14:10:16 +0000 UTC
I'm straight as a pole but I'd love to see male beach volleyball players use that in the olympics. Just to demonstrate what the female players have to endure. And it would be funny.
ja ja
2024-09-20 14:08:00 +0000 UTC
Speaking as someone who makes both silver jewelry and chainmail as a hobby, I'm going to say HELL no. Unless that man is as smooth and hairless as a Ken doll and they soldered or laser welded those rings shut, that thing is going to scrote pinch and pull every hair it gets close to when he breaths let alone moves. Allow me to repeat: It. Will. Pull. EVERY. HAIR.
jason sexton
2024-09-20 14:05:50 +0000 UTC
I thought that this was why you opened this site. My logic chain (pun intended) would say that if you could show breasts in see through clothing, you could show male buttocks. If scrotum was showing, get a better fitting codpiece or tape it up and out of the way. It's not like female models don't have to endure that, make the guy work hard for his money.