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RELEASE THE FILES!!! This week the HITO men talk about the deluge of Epstein information, the Epstein files vote, Trump’s affordability tour, and Eric Adams in...
2025-11-17 21:01:48 +0000 UTC View Post
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!! Fresh off the heels of the government shutdown, a new Epstein BOMBSHELL dropped, and the HITO MEN gathered to discuss the implicatio...
2025-11-13 20:53:49 +0000 UTC View Post
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YOU DONT HATE MODERATE DEMOCRATS ENOUGH!! The men lament about the complete and total lack of backbones in centrist Democrats, their failure to secure anything m...
2025-11-10 20:19:35 +0000 UTC View Post
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ONE MAMDILLION VOTES!! The HITO men breakdown the absolute blue wave that was Tuesday night's elections: from Zohran Mamdani to Abigail Spanberger, to JAY JONES ...
2025-11-06 21:40:23 +0000 UTC View PostHi folks!
I hope those of you that receive postcards are enjoying them... next one in December!
The update we bring today is the beginning of our substack newsletter, aptly titled
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PREMIUMS UP 1,000,000%! The HITO MEN talk about the many effects of the government shutdown, SNAP benefits paying out at 50%, Kat Abughazaleh getting hit with a...
2025-11-03 21:02:40 +0000 UTC View Post
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The boys break down the latest in major US elections, ranging from islamophobic attacks on Zohran Mamdani, to Graham Platner's tattoo, to Kamala Harris's inevita...
2025-10-30 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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THEY'RE CALLING IT THE MOST CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION EVER!
The HITO men talk about the various instances of Trump's public corruption, SNAP benefits running...
2025-10-27 22:08:27 +0000 UTC View Post
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The boys are joined by Christy McGillivray, the Executive Director of Voters Not Politicians, to discuss the Michiganders for Money Out of Politics ballot petiti...
2025-10-23 15:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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THEY FREED MY MAN GEORGE! The HITO men talk about No Kings, Trump commuting George Santos’s prison sentence, the ever-shaky Gaza “ceasefire” deal, Ma...
2025-10-20 20:05:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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THE GROUP CHAT GOT LEAKED!!! The HITO men talk about a massive group chat leak from members of the “Young” Republican organization, the continuing government...
2025-10-16 20:03:48 +0000 UTC View Post
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ICE HAS NO AURA!
The HITO men talk about the escalations in ICE’s Chicago operation, the continued government shutdown, and the Gaza ceasefire and ...
2025-10-13 20:47:54 +0000 UTC View Post
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ICE is still in Chicago, the government is still shut down, Mallory McMorrow is still worse than Abdul El-Sayed, the Gaza ceasefire is still developing, AND THE ...
2025-10-09 20:48:54 +0000 UTC View Post
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Correction: 45% of shutdown days since Bill Clinton are attributed to Trump.
The boys discuss the escalations with the National Guard and ICE in Chicago and Portla...
2025-10-06 20:26:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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The boys talk about the current government shutdown, what it means, and how Trump is weaponizing it. They also touch on a new national security memo that basical...
2025-10-02 21:14:34 +0000 UTC View Post
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HITO BOOK CLUB RETURNS with a critical review of Kamala Harris’s new book 107 Days, detailing her journey during the shortest campaign in modern Ameri...
2025-09-29 21:02:51 +0000 UTC View PostAs we ponder new ways of expanding the HITO brand, one idea we've been developing is a Head in the Office Substack, where we would write about news or ongoing debates in long-form prose (likely beh...
2025-09-26 15:27:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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I HATE LIVING THROUGH HISTORY. The men offer a preview of the 107 Days review, break down about the looming government shutdown, discuss the attack on an ICE fac...
2025-09-25 20:40:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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WE MISS ONE SHOW AND FREE SPEECH IS GONE!
The HITO men return to discuss the conservative assault on late night comedy (lame), 250 STATE legislators t...
2025-09-22 20:41:33 +0000 UTC View PostWe have reached yet another goal, and we can't thank you enough!
This means that there will be a FREE and uniquely designed STICKER included with your postcard every two months.
Speaki...
2025-09-19 21:41:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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The men discuss updates in the Charlie Kirk assassination story, STATEWATCH makes a return with Ken Paxton and the Michigan Senate race, Brian Mast introduces a ...
2025-09-15 18:57:22 +0000 UTC View Post
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The boys wearily convene to discuss the assassination of Charlie Kirk, Epstein's birthday book, SCOTUS allowing ICE to racially profile, and Israel being a menac...
2025-09-11 19:57:28 +0000 UTC View Post
GOODBYE MODERN MEDICINE, HELLO WHAT SOME GUY THINKS.
The men talk about the absolute state of the CDC at the hands of RFK Jr., the economy being down bigly, Trump being an FBI informant on t...
2025-09-08 20:58:26 +0000 UTC View Post
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RELEASE THE FILES! On today's unbelievable episode, the men discuss Trump's imminent National Guard deployment to Chicago, the GOP infighting over the release of...
2025-09-04 20:14:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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The boys break down the state of trans healthcare in Trump 2.0, an Israeli cybersecurity official doing ineffable evil in Nevada, and how Trump is violating your...
2025-09-02 19:21:35 +0000 UTC View PostHi folks,
We forgot to mention this in the most recent episode (we are professionals I swear), but we will be observing Labor Day here at Head in the Office, so the early drop will come on TU...
2025-08-30 03:10:51 +0000 UTC View Post
CITIZENS UNITED AND ITS CONSEQUENCES!
The men gather to discuss the Gaza resolutions brought up at the recent DNC meeting, Ritchie Torres on the Adam Friedland show, MAGA communism, Kil...
2025-08-28 20:34:30 +0000 UTC View Post
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The boys gather to discuss the democratic establishment fighting against the will of its own base with the revocation of Omar Fateh’s endorsement. Also, they d...
2025-08-25 19:46:47 +0000 UTC View Post
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The men gather to discuss Trump’s various strategies for stealing the next election, a Texas State Representative getting falsely imprisoned by the GOP, ...
2025-08-21 20:42:40 +0000 UTC View Post
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Unfortunately Gavin Newsom locked in… The men discuss the recent developments on the western front of the gerrymandering war, the continued military occupation...
2025-08-18 21:02:14 +0000 UTC View Post