"Dako always loved nature, they’d always go on ramblings to their friends about how pretty they found things such as flowers or animals. It was cruelly ironic for them to return to nature in the sense of becoming a part of its food chain. They had came home after a long day of doing errands and unbeknownst to them there was a giant anaconda from a local zoo exhibit under their bed. Attracted by their foot scent when they took their shoes off, the anaconda began to slither towards Dako. By the time they realized, the coils were already around their throat. For the next 2 hours, they were swallowed whole headfirst. The only thing local law enforcement saw hours later was the anaconda with a swollen midsection with discarded socks and shoes still visible. It was later confirmed that it swallowed them whole, and their story became one shared widely and in a way, their role as prey was immortalized on the internet."
Commission for Anon