The Jimquisition: How Nintendo Can Make Up For Being Total Dickheads
Added 2017-05-01 16:15:54 +0000 UTCLook, we all know about the NES Classic's discontinuation by now. That's not worth rehashing.
Instead, let's heal these wounds and look at the ways in which Nintendo could show it truly was sorry. That's what Reggie said. He said they were sorry.
The Jimquisition is ready to forgive... with conditions.
Bonus Content: Oh, Ubisoft!
Comments
I agree with you on Walugui is one of the few Amiboos I own. I don't own a WiiU so I keep them as figures
mykalwane spirt of gender shrug they greater than she, she greater than he.
2017-05-04 00:08:48 +0000 UTC"Bucket Full of Milky Anuses" sounds like a sweet band name.
Naterkix
2017-05-02 05:47:45 +0000 UTCIf Nintendo really wanted to say they're sorry, they could offer the 30 games on the NES Classic to anyone purchasing a New 2DS or a Switch for free. Or at least, for a song- less than the ridiculous prices they tend to want to charge for thirty year old games on the eShop. I'm not saying they'll do this EITHER, of course, but it may be a bit more likely than the scalp-hunters.
Kraken
2017-05-02 03:36:40 +0000 UTCUsing a catapult to throw your inventory into the sea might be a terrible business move, but when has Nintendo ever let that stop them?
2017-05-01 22:29:13 +0000 UTCIf Nintendo teamed up with PS - Surely this would be the most successful company in the history of mankind.
SexBook _____ ADULT PHOTO AND VIDEO SIGNATURES
2017-05-01 20:55:51 +0000 UTCMy chest hurts from laughing at Nintendo stopping production on the mini NES. I still can't believe it, but at the same time, I totally can.
Brent Lindquist
2017-05-01 20:04:02 +0000 UTCThis one turned out really well. Totally agree : )
ArchmageTay
2017-05-01 18:19:11 +0000 UTCJim dancing to Erasure's "Chains of Love"? As of this moment, all of my Patreon dollars have paid for themselves. I can't stop watching it. Send help.
ArchmageTay
2017-05-01 18:17:17 +0000 UTCI always wondered if you were ever going to make a "only Nintendo..." segment like Oh Ubisoft and FucKonami News, but then I remembered they are far too productive a crop to pick and choose instances. You have to regularly harvest just to keep it all from rotting in the field. btw have you heard about they curating the Switch eShop with the same asinine practices Microsoft attempted?
shadowscribble
2017-05-01 18:17:11 +0000 UTCThe video turned out great! Everything cool! (ᵔᴥᵔ)
SexBook _____ ADULT PHOTO AND VIDEO SIGNATURES
2017-05-01 18:10:54 +0000 UTCIt's from the UK "comedy" show "Allo Allo"
Dan Sparks
2017-05-01 17:17:24 +0000 UTCFunny video! I forget, what's that French style music in the Oh Ubisoft segment from? I know it, but can't recall where it's from.
Chris Hewson
2017-05-01 16:47:29 +0000 UTC
