P123: A Star is Born

hes profoundly unfunny, ruins the flow of any podcast he’s on with his shitty stories and he’s clearly the least talented one on the pod who they drag along just because he gives good handjobs or something

TheBostonTickler

“Fags in a bucket” is fucking incredible

Wolf Pussy

WHERE IS YT EP. I CANNOT KEEP EDGING ITS STARTING TO HURT!

NotAfraidToPoop

Sad to see what's they've become

j shane Garrett

Great to see you got the joke. Another sociopath with no sense of humor. Don't worry buddy if it was you that fell I'd feel nothing, just like you

justin calderara

Free ep got taken down must of been good and mean upload it to Patreon

Jer

Haha I remember you guys making fun of barstool or some shit for them being afraid of being cancelled on YouTube and you faggots pretended that was a super silly retard take and now look at you. Sad to see.

DankHill

You’re late with the fuckin free episode you piece of shit asshole fuck you fucking door dashing my 5 dollarinos tryna fuck me over, give us the fuckin YouTube episode fag

Yung Mayoo

Damn that's crazy wonder what it was

Frontside shitslide

8 am and still no main EP . Sad

Frontside shitslide

You’re a retard if that video with the head pop actually affected you in anyway

Danny

Why did 118 get nuked off YT

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Who the fuck has eyebrow mites? What the fuck. Probably exactly the type of person that likes that commercial.

Jeff

“She looks like a human dunce cap” might be the most savage insult I’ve ever heard. God damn.

Jeff

I’m a proud black woman

Jeff

They should get Adam Friedland. She’s great!

Jeff

I found a retard, everyone.

BlackMetalDT

Wow one person! Great sample size, you're clearly right. Eat your own shit

justin calderara

Pls no

Mira

I’m a gay man

Liam

Get Jordan Jensen on for mandatory female guest #2

Stumper

Only known 1 Devan and it was a girl so eat a dick, you don’t know every fucking thing

BlackMetalDT

Pedos don't get shanked in prison that often cause they usually go to the boneyard (protective) for the nature of their crimes

Clay Ivy

I don't but people do

Clay Ivy

With that attitude man..

Clay Ivy

Listen and you'll get it. My question to you is how is Devan a girls name? I've met like 5 male Devan's and 0 female. Irrelevant and incorrect point

justin calderara

I didn't listen yet and don't know what you're referring to, but Devan has a girls name and I think you might have forgotten that.

Buttz

I'd actually watch that commercial

justin calderara

Jace calling it a public. So based.

Evan

Ben is tall, handsome and has a big dick yet somehow Devan is correct; its a miracle he's ever had sex. Thank God for Katie

justin calderara

Yeah I fuck a lot

TimSharterofPittsburgh

So good

Jonathan Churchill

Jace is a pedophile and should be kept away from Ben’s daughter at all costs

RandomUser

It's "Dem Devan" If you're gonna be a fag don't also be retarded

justin calderara

Devonex mites.

MayamBialikistheHatMan

bunch of fakecells w/ pre covid era gfs smh. we trvecells up in heah

synchromancer

Cringe patreon based main this week

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

That's why EST is better I get to wait until 8 am to feel the hate. Much healthier

justin calderara

Lots of dudes aren't getting laid because they've spent their whole lives jacking it instead of learning how to talk to and chill with women. Jacking it to internet porn makes dudes complacent and not do more to attract women. Also not everyone can fuck 9s and 10s. Many people cant fuck 8s, 7s, or even 6s and 5s. Back in the day everyone was ugly as hell and no one worried too much about. Get what you get and be happy about it, pussies. Knock a woman up and have some babies. Quit whining and be real men.

DesertSolopsism

Dead serious. A teacher from my high school got caught trying to photograph and meet up with what he thought was a 15-year-old girl. Got 3 years in jail. This wasn't a high school rumor either; the entire chat log was on perverted-justice.com

Mike S

There is definitely trickery afoot

Brooke Espinoza

Matlock airs on CBS at 8 on Thursdays retard

Jacob Fain

Lib Devan probably seething over the kanye tweets

minivan jim

Wait are you serious? That's fucking insane, gotta look into it. The world is shit lately

Jeffrey Swett

What do you hate about Connor? I ask because I've never liked him either. Nothing personal, he just isn't that funny. John kicks ass though.

DesertSolopsism

my favorite thing about LP … No McNut. I listen to HW first and then LP after to cleanse my palate of connor, it truly is like stepping out of a fart filled elevator into a field of daisies.

TheBostonTickler

I'm not saying women can't be whores and they should have to fuck me, but be honest about it. I can't get pussy not just because I'm a fucking loser, but the pussy also just isn't even out there for me to get.

Ricky Rich

Ben’s Body Count Math 👏🏿👏🏿

cmears76

Nutted in my own ass

Barto

ginsberg looks like gelman… coincidence? I think not…

dinyl

52:06 got me.

Wilfredo Martinez

N word scissor hands 😂 very good

justin calderara

You should be drawn and quartered

Jeffrey Swett

Not gonna lie, that probably would've made me cum so hard

Mike S

RIP to the skankfest VIP golden ticket holder 😭

N word scissor hands

HH sucks 😂

N word scissor hands

This is some good shit I’m gonna go call someone the N word

jeff woelbl

Devan saying "oh good you can hear the scream in this one" right before the sound of the kids head popping like a water balloon is gonna haunt me for the rest of the day. Made me think about how desensitized I've become and felt bad for a minute. Then Ben played the interview with that thing from the eye commercial and I remembered that life actually has no meaning whatsoever and now I feel better again. Great episode boys

justin calderara

And if they’re getting jail time it’s not like it’s a lesson they will learn. No they are born liking to fuck kids and they are sick animals who need to be slaughtered in the street

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

It's insane how lenient the sentence is for convicted pedophiles. Danny Masterson got 30 years for raping two women. Meanwhile, if a guy molests a child he gets 3 years. 3 years is normally reserved for a crime where you're like, "I get wanting to, but you're not supposed to do that." Like carrying an illegal gun or a DUI.

Mike S

Pedos just need to be put down

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

SAD

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

There's a documentary about NAMBLA on YouTube called Chicken Hawk, filmed way back before hi-res. It's sick, but also hilarious, because the message they're trying to send is, "we're not sick perverts, we're misunderstood" but one of their main representatives CANNOT stop talking about how much little boys want to fuck him and how they flirt with him all the time. Spoiler alert, they chase him out of town like fucking Frankenstein's monster and he had to move to Indonesia where he died, presumably drowning in little boy asses.

Mike S

Am I the only one having dejavu about the UCB housing market bit? Genuinely having a schizophrenic moment here.

Frank

People aren’t fucking narrative is incel cope, idk how that spread obviously people are fucking and always have been

Jonathan Lemkin

I thought South Park made up NAMBLA, Jesus. Time is a fat gay circle.

Curt

Guy blasting Def Leppard while making pedo comics: Pour some Sugar on me because you’re only 8 years old!

Wobbly Bells

Ben is a huge donor to NAMBLA...disgusting

rackell

Very Good

Patric Davis

You guys should just do take downs of people who have spent 500K trying to be comedians and end up on shit commercials, I’m laughing so hard lmao

cucked by god

Tell me sumthin, Katie

simp for katie

no fr

breakingbad3500

34:23 RMP big cheddar Williams…. Hmm

Funny Donor

History hyena fan , based

sarahsilvermansmilkyjugs

A return to form

Will

Codden Candy

Funny Donor

What is the intro theme to the podcast. I need the full version 😍

ZekeKnives

love hearing about child rape at 5 am

White Man

Very good 👍

🍅 🐒 dating a Na’ Mean cuz my glue guns a mulignana

You guys give me a reason to wake up in the morning and be racist 🙏

🍅 🐒 dating a Na’ Mean cuz my glue guns a mulignana

It’s why he defaulted on his mortgage for the 2nd time in a year.

Gleb Budilovsky

Elliot Rodger’s manifesto was a hilarious read. Read it in one sitting, could not put it down. I’ve never read the thoughts of a crazy person so coherently communicated. You can clearly see the gaps in his logic but he has this narrative about himself that is so comical. It reads like it’s ironic but it’s completely sincere and you know that it ends with him not having the strength to break down a sorority door, shooting the first women he sees on the street and then running people over in his car.

Jack F

Lemon party? More like lemon tard-y amirite

Andrew

You guys should take a look at Kanye's Twitter. Dude is absolutely GOING-OFF on everything from Hitler to Diddy to Jews.

Mike S

Yep, hope is all we got. She had the whole stunted voice/ loveline theory going on. Should've called before I showed up lol

Jeffrey Swett

Homo

Lairry goldestein

love listening to ben, an asexual retard who has zero understanding of what most people are into, break down how people be fuckin these days

Tommy Bahama

I hope she finds Christ

Dongleloid

Did you cum!?

Dongleloid

Are there any libtards in here? Are there any FTRFs in here? Please!!!

Dongleloid

I’ve got plans! Verrrrry good

Ned

Absolutely not. Was the most dog shit night. Pretty sure she was her Dad's gf growing up 👀

Jeffrey Swett

I jerked

Barto

We all heard you say “leisure shoot Larry,” Jace, don’t think we didn’t notice.

John Walker

This is a made up story

Dongleloid

I hooked up w a chick, and mid pump she said "Show me what you got". All I saw was Rick and Morty. My body went cold. The world sucks

Jeffrey Swett

Which one, may I ask?

Dongleloid

That’s what I don’t understand. Someone tweeted her meltdown and said, “Going to show my daughter this” as if losing your shit was a badass boss bitch moment and not a shitty comic who failed to use the opportunity to I dunno make a joke.

Johnny Malloy

Good morning fellow fat phags

Jack Jenkins

Cope harder libtard

Dongleloid

One of those things actually sounds very good to me

Dogburndan

You're a massive faggot you know that right?

pete

Stupid lady forgot you’re supposed to fight hecklers with comedy not your actual feelings

NRFPL

People from Gaza are stinky! Their religion and culture is fucked up. They fuck boys AND throw gays off roofs.

Dongleloid

Dongleloid

Doesn’t someone normally say Algo?

Johnny Malloy

Guys, you need to book that “LOOK ME IN THE EYES” comic lady from Twitter. She’s hilarious! She went full Kramer on a guy. When she went, “Throw his ass out, he’s a breeder! He’s a BREEEEEDER!” I stood up and clapped and hugged my daughter and said, “One day, sweet child o mine. Never let anyone take your power.”

Johnny Malloy

I want to punch your avi in the face.

ChopGlockShogun

Well this one took a quick turn

Jack LoMonaco

Thank you Ben

Private Jonesy

I regret to inform everyone Devan has unfortunately been found to be DEI hire. He will be sent back to the LA fire department by Elon Musk soon.

Andrew Charles

My roommate is having morning sex so I’m playing this to drown out the sound

DonnysChooChooTrainAndPolackJooJooTrain

"Ohh come, all ye Hateful. Soyfull, and retaaarded!"

ChopGlockShogun

Based > Cringe

blinkinfig

GUYSH

H37

Fags

Dale Thomson

We made it boys!

Johnny O

Gay

Talon Keel