P123: A Star is Born
Added 2025-02-07 13:00:15 +0000 UTCComments
Coming back here to state for the record that dreams do come true.
Jake Acton
2025-02-12 22:39:42 +0000 UTCToo many women lie and say they don't have STDs. Or they'll handcuff you to their bed and rob you, ala Cardi B. I'm just careful and I don't see any readily available whorehouses. I wish sex work would be legalized already. Treated like any other business. I wish I knew a secret code or password where I could have consensual sex with a fully healthy adult hooker, but nope, I'm getting to the point where I think sex itself is bullshit and storks really do deliver the damn babies. Probably not true since pregnancy exists, but is that a psyop? All I know is sex is this mysterious, widely-talked about thing that people take completely for granted in our modern culture, and it sickens me. It is a privilege and honor to be allowed to have sex with any human, not a right, or just a silly fun haha thing. It is my DREAM someday... on my bucket list for sure! People making it sound so easy, just find some herpes b*tch online, duh! No. I don't feel like getting attacked or robbed by the lady or her pimp either.
Jacob Davis
2025-02-11 13:04:11 +0000 UTCHard to find a hooker where I live... that isn't some potentially violent or drug-addled street shithead. Actually, make that seemingly impossible. If I knew where to look for safe sex with a consenting female, I'd go there in a heartbeat. I've been around enough that I gave up on the search for one.
Jacob Davis
2025-02-11 13:03:35 +0000 UTCYou just need to get it over with, pull a Devan and get a hooker, wear a condom and cum in 90 seconds. That way the weight of 30 year virginity isn't placed on the first girl that likes you back.
Kran
2025-02-11 12:38:44 +0000 UTCMaster GOONER Jace mentioned Ava. Sad
Nathan
2025-02-11 07:14:19 +0000 UTCwar never changes
DoughBoyD
2025-02-11 07:12:44 +0000 UTCThe mite commercial is like some kroll show shit
Baby Gaylien
2025-02-11 06:37:55 +0000 UTCWanted to point out that the rtdfgt website has a lowercase "b" in the title and it made me throw up in my mouth a little
Robin Banks
2025-02-10 05:49:28 +0000 UTCAny good escort would require you to wear protection. She doesn’t want to catch something that would make it impossible to earn money
DanielDragon
2025-02-09 20:59:47 +0000 UTCAverage LP fan
Gabriel
2025-02-09 18:24:30 +0000 UTCur fat ugly and unlikeable
WifiMindControl
2025-02-09 17:14:58 +0000 UTCI'm a 29-year-old virgin, so I don't wanna hear shit about how easy it is to find a girl to f**k you. This shit is hella rigged. It is a BS game I'm sick and tired of. Finding a woman who will give consent for something like that is like finding Bigfoot. Tired of all the ignorance from my fellow men on this issue. Edit: Yeah, I know there are whores-for-hire in plenty of clubs and creepy sites, but I mean meaningful and sincere sex. Also, sex that does not have a near-80% chance of me getting an STD. Like I'd trust any of those random street hookers. C'mon. I'd rather be a virgin than have crabs or herpes.
Jacob Davis
2025-02-09 10:27:32 +0000 UTCYou know what they say about racists
Thomas
2025-02-09 08:52:12 +0000 UTCThe LP squad hollering laughter in unison is the only thing keeping me alive.
Not my gov name anymore thank God
2025-02-08 20:51:59 +0000 UTCI love ads
Phoqueboi
2025-02-08 13:39:41 +0000 UTCAmazing ep boys, a star was born!
Carson Tank
2025-02-08 07:18:06 +0000 UTCgood 1 thanx
Noah Dino
2025-02-08 05:31:51 +0000 UTCThis is great and all - but a new Will and Dong just dropped and those retards are going to Japan. I beg of you all to give them a quick 20 minute riff.
Jake Acton
2025-02-08 02:38:41 +0000 UTCJace dropping that African Americans are 4x more likely to have schizophrenia is a wild info dump. I’m a racist and I didn’t know that
Special Ed class
2025-02-08 01:56:41 +0000 UTC“We just saw a man go to heaven”
DanielDragon
2025-02-08 00:03:25 +0000 UTCShe is paid by big pharma
Adam Way
2025-02-07 19:39:47 +0000 UTCI have 20 ugly girls on rotation
Adam Way
2025-02-07 19:10:35 +0000 UTCVery Good!
WifiMindControl
2025-02-07 18:44:35 +0000 UTCLove to see Ben joining the men/women/sexuality discourse. The scholar we need but never asked for
Nicholas Stofan
2025-02-07 17:33:24 +0000 UTCIt’s not a teddy fresh hoodie. She got some crazy knock off at the Salvation Army.
Corey Reynolds
2025-02-07 17:11:20 +0000 UTCshe looks exactly like shane gillis
Gina
2025-02-07 16:53:01 +0000 UTCBwak bwak chicken chicken
applebot
2025-02-07 16:20:58 +0000 UTCwhat the fuck are these first 10 minutes ?
DoughBoyD
2025-02-07 16:16:44 +0000 UTCThank you for the soy face it won the internet for the day
Brad Koehler
2025-02-07 15:22:20 +0000 UTCThe J’s run everything
Kyle Knickerbocker
2025-02-07 15:13:40 +0000 UTCFacts
JT
2025-02-07 14:57:00 +0000 UTCThe j’s run Nambla
JT
2025-02-07 14:56:29 +0000 UTC“So the patreon is just more gay pedo podslop?” Always has been.
Lez Lemon
2025-02-07 14:56:23 +0000 UTCIf they increase the price of kids from $1.50 I’m ditching my NAMBLA membership. What’s the point
Lez Lemon
2025-02-07 14:54:28 +0000 UTCThe reason why nambla doesn't include man girl love is because Islam already exists
Redneckonomics
2025-02-07 14:38:06 +0000 UTCso there no NAWBLA or NAWGLA for women/boy & woman/girl… typical f—king patriarchy
Merfy Mac
2025-02-07 14:36:47 +0000 UTCGreat line Jace, cutting right to it: “NAMBLA. They really lost me at the boy part”
Merfy Mac
2025-02-07 14:21:07 +0000 UTCThe only type of resorts I like
Zacharie T. Boutoille
2025-02-07 14:07:26 +0000 UTCTired of paying to hear so much on gay sex..
Kurtis Cleckner
2025-02-07 14:05:06 +0000 UTCThat comic made me want to take a bath with my toaster
Dirty Clamski
2025-02-07 13:48:49 +0000 UTCMorning fells. Jace and Devon day in day out carrying Bens ass through life. Enjoy!
Jacob
2025-02-07 13:48:05 +0000 UTCWhat'd he say
Zachary Crittendon
2025-02-07 13:34:35 +0000 UTCYou’re being sarcastic
Dongleloid
2025-02-07 13:25:10 +0000 UTCWhat’d you say we get those stinky Palestinians out of Gaza and build a resort?
Dongleloid
2025-02-07 13:24:35 +0000 UTCGet those stinky brown people out of Gaza and build a resort!
Dongleloid
2025-02-07 13:23:58 +0000 UTCPalestinians are stinky
Dongleloid
2025-02-07 13:22:58 +0000 UTCPenis
Zacharie T. Boutoille
2025-02-07 13:08:20 +0000 UTCIf I type the N word hard R in these comments, will patreon kick me off?
Dongleloid
2025-02-07 13:07:04 +0000 UTCHopefully there’s more cuntplaining about people bitching about cuntifornia and Los Cuntgeles. That was so funny
Pappy Van Buckets
2025-02-07 13:04:42 +0000 UTCHey Ben, why don’t we get those stinky people out of Gaza and let trump facilitate the development of a great new resort! And while we’re at it.. get them all out of America too!
Dongleloid
2025-02-07 13:04:09 +0000 UTCKanye tweeting out some facts this morning y'all.
Javen Turner
2025-02-07 13:03:36 +0000 UTCBless brother
TWwwK
2025-02-07 13:03:19 +0000 UTCThe stars are out!
Dongleloid
2025-02-07 13:03:06 +0000 UTC
